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Deze stond hoog in een lijstje van de BBC een jaar of wat geleden:
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
No Dukes of Hazzard in the classroom
Alhoewel de scenes zien 10 keer zo leuk is:
Snatch
Snatch
quote:Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off.
quote:Turkish: Fuck me, hold tight. What's that?
Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy: It's for protection.
Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?
Op zaterdag 7 oktober 2006 14:56 schreef Friek_ het volgende:
Nu kon ik het niet laten om even snel op je Fotoboek te kijken en ik zag wat ik al dacht: een onzeker beta-studentje.
Nu kon ik het niet laten om even snel op je Fotoboek te kijken en ik zag wat ik al dacht: een onzeker beta-studentje.
Dat zijn meer oneliners vind ik. Echt mooie citaten zijn meestal langer.quote:Op donderdag 23 juni 2005 07:47 schreef Mike het volgende:
Dit zijn de 100 quotes die deze week door de AFI gekozen zijn:
http://www.afi.com/tvevents/100years/quotes.aspx#list
Guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me but it's hard to stay mad when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much. My heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst. And then I remember to relax, and not try to hold on to it. And then it flows through me like rain. And I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life. You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. Don't worry you will someday.
Jammer dat we zo'n kut search functie hebben. Arcee heeft ooit de hele tekst gepost maar die kan ik niet meer vinden.
Dit soort citaten zijn trouwens wel heel brak in die AFI's 100 YEARS...100 MOVIE QUOTES: My precious. The Lord of the rings: The Two Towers. 2002
En ook niet in de filmsquote:Op zondag 19 juni 2005 01:52 schreef BasOne het volgende:
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1 probleem met dat, het is nooit gezegd in de startrek serie, niet 1 keer
Een quote uit de briljante film Dogville van Lars von Trier:
Grace: So I'm arrogant. I'm arrogant because I forgive people?
The Boss: Can't you see how condescending you are when you say that? You have this preconceived notion that nobody, listen, that nobody can possibly attain the high ethical standards as you, so you exonerate them. I can not think of anything more arrogant than that. You, my child... my dear child you forgive others with excuses that you would never in the world permit for yourself.
Grace: So I'm arrogant. I'm arrogant because I forgive people?
The Boss: Can't you see how condescending you are when you say that? You have this preconceived notion that nobody, listen, that nobody can possibly attain the high ethical standards as you, so you exonerate them. I can not think of anything more arrogant than that. You, my child... my dear child you forgive others with excuses that you would never in the world permit for yourself.
Er staat een flamingo in mijn gezichtsveld... Rake $3
"'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.' "
Pulp Fiction. DUH!!!
Pulp Fiction. DUH!!!
"This is worse than the time when I fell asleep and you put your dick in my mouth and took a picture."
The average burglar breaks in and leaves clues everywhere. But not me. I'm completely clueless.
We can't stop here! this is bat country!!!
- It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious
- Digressions, objections, delight in mockery, carefree mistrust are signs of health; everything unconditional belongs in pathology.
- Digressions, objections, delight in mockery, carefree mistrust are signs of health; everything unconditional belongs in pathology.
om maar ff op het onderwerp te blijven
"There he goes, one of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, too rare to die."
"There he goes, one of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, too rare to die."
quote:Op zondag 26 juni 2005 16:12 schreef SaintOfKillers het volgende:
"This is worse than the time when I fell asleep and you put your dick in my mouth and took a picture."
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
quote:-OK, a limousine that can fly. Now I have seen everything.
-Really? Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?
-No.
-So then, you haven't seen everything.
No Dukes of Hazzard in the classroom
"what if i where to say no?, just asking"
"well sir, we don't have a sense of humor......... and we're armed"
- The Core
"well sir, we don't have a sense of humor......... and we're armed"
- The Core
Free speech?....... Yeah about as free as a Ferrari!!
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
Laboro te salutante
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
Laboro te salutante
I haven't killed a man since 1984
Deze quote komt uit True Romance
[ Bericht 63% gewijzigd door Nickthedick op 02-07-2005 05:55:36 ]
Deze quote komt uit True Romance
[ Bericht 63% gewijzigd door Nickthedick op 02-07-2005 05:55:36 ]
- It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious
- Digressions, objections, delight in mockery, carefree mistrust are signs of health; everything unconditional belongs in pathology.
- Digressions, objections, delight in mockery, carefree mistrust are signs of health; everything unconditional belongs in pathology.
het zou mischien makkelijk zijn om erbij te zeggen van welke film de quote komt, voor her geval iemand de film niet gezien heeft
Free speech?....... Yeah about as free as a Ferrari!!
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
Laboro te salutante
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
Laboro te salutante
Ok, True Romance. Of zal ik het ook even in m'n vorige post zetten?quote:Op zaterdag 2 juli 2005 05:53 schreef BasOne het volgende:
het zou mischien makkelijk zijn om erbij te zeggen van welke film de quote komt, voor her geval iemand de fim niet gezien heeft
- It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious
- Digressions, objections, delight in mockery, carefree mistrust are signs of health; everything unconditional belongs in pathology.
- Digressions, objections, delight in mockery, carefree mistrust are signs of health; everything unconditional belongs in pathology.
hehe thx, tis alleenmaar makkelijk, een quote zonder de film is waardeloosquote:Op zaterdag 2 juli 2005 05:54 schreef Nickthedick het volgende:
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Ok, True Romance. Of zal ik het ook even in m'n vorige post zetten?
Free speech?....... Yeah about as free as a Ferrari!!
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
Laboro te salutante
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
Laboro te salutante
quote:Op zaterdag 2 juli 2005 05:58 schreef BasOne het volgende:
[..]
hehe thx, tis alleenmaar makkelijk, een quote zonder de film is waardeloos
How do I know it's you?
You're a dick!
- X-men -
Niet persoonlijk bedoeld
- It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious
- Digressions, objections, delight in mockery, carefree mistrust are signs of health; everything unconditional belongs in pathology.
- Digressions, objections, delight in mockery, carefree mistrust are signs of health; everything unconditional belongs in pathology.
niet een film maar wel een serie:
the only thing that looks good on you is a body-bag
Patsy in Absolutely Fabulous
the only thing that looks good on you is a body-bag
Patsy in Absolutely Fabulous
Uit welke film is die?quote:Op zondag 26 juni 2005 16:12 schreef SaintOfKillers het volgende:
"This is worse than the time when I fell asleep and you put your dick in my mouth and took a picture."
Ik ben ook opzoek naar de film waar deze quote in voor komt:
"Oh my god, where did you get those shoes? Sluts 'R Us?"
"This is worse than the time when I fell asleep and you put your dick in my mouth and took a picture."
is van southpark, de andere weet ik niet.
is van southpark, de andere weet ik niet.
Free speech?....... Yeah about as free as a Ferrari!!
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
Laboro te salutante
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
Laboro te salutante
Do you expect me to talk?
No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
- James Bond: Goldfinger
No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
- James Bond: Goldfinger
Free speech?....... Yeah about as free as a Ferrari!!
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
Laboro te salutante
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
Laboro te salutante
Team America: World Policequote:See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!
No Dukes of Hazzard in the classroom
Full Metal Jacket:
How tall are you private?
6 ft 9 sir.
I didn't know they stack shit that hey son.
How tall are you private?
6 ft 9 sir.
I didn't know they stack shit that hey son.
was het niet Julias Ceasar die zei: "Mensen die andere mensen citeren hebben een gebrekkige fantasie voor eigen gedachten" aldus Aldo71. <br>
En ja ik maak ZpelVouten... So shoot me.
En ja ik maak ZpelVouten... So shoot me.
Full Metal Jacketquote:Op donderdag 3 november 2005 15:15 schreef aldo71 het volgende:
Full Metal Jacket:
How tall are you private?
6 ft 9 sir.
I didn't know they stack shit that hey son.
"I'm gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck" of iets dergelijks
That's my mother you're pissing on
I kick ass for the lord!
What we need is another war!
Allen uit Braindead. Volgens mij kan je die hele film wel hier neerzetten... Echt de ene oneliner na de andere.
I kick ass for the lord!
What we need is another war!
Allen uit Braindead. Volgens mij kan je die hele film wel hier neerzetten... Echt de ene oneliner na de andere.
Nothing is real and nothing to get hung about
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