Onzinnig lange titels van nummers

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Op zaterdag 22 oktober 2005 21:36 schreef ixio het volgende:
U2 heeft er ook een handje van..

U2 - Stuck In A Moment You Can't Get Out Of
U2 - Tryin' To Throw Your Arms Around The World
U2 - Daddy's Gonna Pay For Your Crashed Car
U2 - I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
U2 - Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own

U2 - Hold Me Thrill Me Kiss Me Kill Me

Benjamin Bates - Lost Myself In The Way You Close Your Eyes

Stealers Wheel - Everyone's Agreed That Everything Will Turn out Fine

Type O Negative - Unsuccessfully Coping with the Beautiful Nature of Infedelity (I Know You're Fucking Someone Else)

weet niet of die al genoemd is, maar elk nummer op het nieuwe sufjan stevens album zo'n beetje...

Meat Loaf - Objects in the rearview may appear closer than they are

En hij heeft nog wel wat meer van die lange, weirde titels

Een beetje off topic misschien maar Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch is de langste en tevens meest onuitspreekbare plaatsnaam in europa. en dus ook best onzinnig.

Fall Out Boy past wel in dit topic denk ik
The World's Not Waiting (For Five Tired Boys And A Broken Down Van)
Parker Lewis Can't Lose (But I'm Going To Give It My Best Shot)
Tell That Mick He Just Made My List Of Things To Do Today
Sending Postcards From A Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here)
Chicago Is So Two Years Ago
The Pros And Cons Of Breathing
Reinventing The Wheel To Run Myself Over
It's Not A Side Effect Of The Cocaine. I Am Thinking It Must Be Love
Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued
I've Got A Dark Alley And A Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth (Summer Song)
Champagne For My Real Friends, Real Pain For My Sham Friends
I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy And All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me
Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying (Do Your Part To Save The Scene And Stop Going To Shows)


Niet mijn soort muziek maar ze staan er wel om bekend zulke onzinnige titels te bedenken.

Quannum Ft. Lyrics Born & The Poets Of Rhythm - I Changed My Mind (Rattlesnake Mix By Stereo Mc's Radio Edit)

The Orb - A Huge Ever Growing Pulsating Brain That Rules from the Centre of the Ultraworld

Nile - Black Seeds of Vengeance - 05 Libation unto the Shades Who Lurk in the Shadows of the Temple of Anhur

Nile - In Their Darkened Shrines - 09 In Their Darkened Shrines: I. Hall of Saurian Entombment
Nile - In Their Darkened Shrines - 10 In Their Darkened Shrines: II. Invocation To Seditious
Nile - In Their Darkened Shrines - 11 In Their Darkened Shrines: III. Destruction of the Temple of the Enemies of Ra

Nile - Annihilation Of The Wicked - 01 Dusk Falls Upon the Temple of the Serpent on the Mount of Sunrise
Nile - Annihilation Of The Wicked - 06 Chapter of Obeisance Before Giving Breath to the Inert One in the Presence of the Crescent Shaped Horns

Nile - Black Seeds of Vengeance - 01 Invocation of the Gate of Aat-Ankh-es-en-Amenti

Geweldige muziek overigens

Zucchero Fornaciari - Solo una sana e consapevole libidine salva il giovane dallo stress e dall'azione cattolica

Zucchero Fornaciari - Il mare impetuoso al tramonto sali sulla luna e dietro una tendina di stelle...

The Most Serene Public - The Protagonist Suddenly Realizes What He Must Do in the Middle of Downtown
The Most Serene Public - Content Was Always My Favorite Colour
The Most Serene Public - You're a Loose Cannon McArthur... But You Get the Job Done
The Most Serene Public - Where Cedar Nouns and Adverbs Walk

As Cities Burn - Thus from My Lips, by Yours, My Sin Is Purged
Atreyu - Five Vicodin Chased With a Shot of Clarity
Norma Jean - I Used To Hate Cell Phones But Now I Hate Car Accidents
Norma Jean - The Entire World Is Counting On Me, And They Don't Even Know It
Norma Jean - Creating Something Out Of Nothing, Only To Destroy It

Drowningman - Yeah, you're pretty but do you think you'll really get away with it?
Drowningman - Major disappointment reporting for duty
Drowningman - Luck, love, life time guarantees and other things assholes believe in

Backstabbers Inc - I don't care how many times you've seen Fight Club, you are not Tyler Durden

The Great Redneck Hope - Whoa, Frankenstein! I didn't program you to make out with boys!
The Great Redneck Hope - It sure does get lonely out here in the boondocks. Thank god for cock.
The Great Redneck Hope - Call me old-fashioned, but I think trains are kick-ass.
The Great Redneck Hope - Girl, are you pregnant? It's not my fault! You seduced me!
The Great Redneck Hope - Did you ever notice that "stat" is "tats" backward? Dude, that's so tribal.
The Great Redneck Hope - Killing the wheelchair-bound as they exit church with missiles fired from helicopters is my milieu.
The Great Redneck Hope - Are you there, God? Please help me stop masturbating.

The Great Redneck Hope - You're fired, you're fired, you're fired. Goddamn it, I'm Spike Lee.
The Great Redneck Hope - Girl, are you down with bacteria? And if so, would you like to see the inside of our van?
The Great Redneck Hope - Oh my God. Omigod. Oohhh my God. I thought nailguns had a safety.
The Great Redneck Hope - I'm pretty sure I got my cat pregnant.
The Great Redneck Hope - They say the people elect the government they deserve, but I don't remember knife-raping any retarded nuns.

Usurp Synapse - Reach out and touch me with that emo hand

Neil Perry - Yes officer, my name is Mr. Hermitiowitch and I did sell these boys a gazebo
Neil Perry - Don't even try to start a Honda Accord if it's in drive
Neil Perry - When my favorite sports team loses, it makes me want to hit my girlfriend

Fantômas - Animali In Calore Surriscaldati Con Ipertermia Genitale

Op de nieuwe Arctic Monkeys: You probably couldn't see for the lights but you were staring straight at me.

Mogen albumtitels ook?

Manic Street Preachers - This Is My Truth, Tell Me Yours
New Radicals - Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too

Shit, ik wist er nog één!

Tom Waits - Eggs and Sausage (In a Cadillac with Susan Michelson)
Tom Waits - The Ghosts of Saturday Night (After Hours at Napoleone's Pizza House)
Tom Waits - I Can't Wait To Get Off Work (And See My Baby On Montgomery Avenue)
Tom Waits - Jitterbug Boy (Sharing a Curbstone with Chuck E. Weiss, Robert Marchese, Paul Body and the Mug and Artie)

Lang, langer, nog langer, langst.

Dimmu Borgir - Hunnerkongens Sorgsvarte Ferd Over Steppene
Dimmu Borgir - Raabjørn Speiler Draugheimens Skodde
Deftones - Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want
Reel Big Fish - I Want Your Girlfriend to be My Girlfriend Too
System Of A Down - This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I'm On This Song
Weird Al Yankovic - My Baby's in Love With Eddie Vedder

The Beatles - Everybody's got something to hide, except for me and my monkey

Limp Bizkit - The Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavoured Water

Beatallica - Everybody's Got A Ticket To Ride Except For Me And My Lightning

Sufjan Stevens al genoemd hier?

Aphex Twin:

Prefuse 73 - Oh Linda You Lit Up My Life With Your Voice And Made Me Fall I Love With You.

Coil - Red Birds Will Fly Out of the East and Destroy Paris in a Night.

Snog - Is There No One That Can Save Us From Today?

Manitoba - If Asshole Could Fly, This Place Would Be An Airport.

Manitoba - Everytime She Turns Around It's Her Birthday.

Future sound of london: The far out son of Lung and the ramblings of a madman
Future sound of london: Eyes pop - skin explodes - everybody dead


Hoagy Carmichael - I'm a Cranky Old Yank in a Clanky Old Tank on the Streets of Yokohama with my Honolulu Mama Doing Those Beat-o, Beat-o, Flat on my Seat-o Hirohito Blues

[ Bericht 32% gewijzigd door kipknots op 31-01-2006 17:59:31 ]

minder dan 10 woorden is niet onzinnig lang

Acda en de Munnik, Trilogie deel 2 heet:
Life Is What Happens To You While You’re Busy Making Other Plans - John Lennon.

!!! - When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Get Karazzee
!!! - Me and Giuliani Down by the Schoolyard (A True Story)
AC/DC - Ain't No Fun (Waiting Round To Be A Millionaire)
American Football - I'll See you When We're Both not so Emotional
Anti-Flag - You Can Kill The Protester But You Cant Kill The Protest
Anti-Flag - When You Dont Control Your Government People Want To Kill You

Atom and his Package - (Lord, It's Hard to Be Happy When You're Not) Using the Metric System
Atom and his Package - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Lib
Atom and his Package - Mission 1: Avoid Job Working With Assholes
Atom and his Package - Cross Country Atom And His Package Tour Via Bicycle
Atom and his Package - Atari Track And Field New Controller Conspiracy
Atom and his Package - If You Own The Washington Redskins, You're A Cock
Atom and His Package - The Palestinians Are not the Same Thing as the Rebel Alliance Jackass
Atom and His Package - Does Anyone Else in This Room want to Marry his or her own Grandmother
Atom and His Package - I am Downright Amazed at What I can Destroy with Just a Hammer
Atom and His Package - Dear Atom, You do not want Children. Love Atom

Boy Hits Car - As I Watch The Sun Fuck The Ocean
Coil - The Dreamer Is Still Asleep / The Somnambulist In An Ambulance (tevens 17 minuten)
Dashboard Confessional - The Places You Have ComeTo Fear the Most
De Heideroosjes - Hol Em Raus Klaus (Da Kommt Ja Saus Aus)
Desert Sessions - You Think I Ain't Worth a Dollar, But I Feel Like a Millionaire
Desert Sessions - Punk Rock Caveman Living in a Prehistoric Age
Eels - Theme For a Pretty Girl That Makes You Believe God Exists
Eels - I'm Going to Stop Pretending That I Didn't Break Your Heart
Marilyn Manson - Man That You Fear (Acoustic Requiem For Antichrist Superstar)
Marilyn Manson - I Don't Like The Drugs (But The Drugs Like Me) [Absinth Makes The Heart Grow Fonder]
Marilyn Manson - Coma Black A) Eden Eye B) The Apple Of Discord
Marilyn Manson - Count To Six And Die (The Vaccuum Of Infinite Space Encompassing)
Misfits - Mommy Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight (Live)
Moby - God Moving Over The Face Of The Waters
Modest Mouse - Sunspots in the House of the Late Scapegoat
Modest Mouse - Whenever You Breathe Out, I Breathe In (Positive/Negative)
Panic! At The Disco - The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage
Panic! At The Disco - London Beckoned For Songs About Money Written By Machines
Panic! At The Disco - Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
Panic! At The Disco - There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet
Queens of the Stone Age - You Think I Ain't Worth a Dollar But I Feel Like a Millionaire
Tears For Fears - Everybody Wants To Rule The World
Tears For Fears - Standing On The Corner Of The Third World
The Bloodhound Gang - The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope
The Bloodhound Gang - A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying
The Bloodhound Gang - The Ten Coolest Things About New Jersey
The Dandy Warhols - Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth
The White Stripes - I Want To Be The Boy To Warm Your Mother's Heart
The Flaming Lips - Spongebob And Patrick Confront The Psychic Wall Of Energy

En ik heb er vast nog wel een paar gemist tijdens het doorscrollen van mijn playlist

Cocktail Trio - petronella puinpoeiers pure pijnstillende prima en prettig in te nemen pimpelpaarse pil

Die is ook best lang :-p

Geen zin om het hele topic te lezen maar:
Object in the rearview mirror may appear closer than they are - Meatloaf.

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Op woensdag 14 december 2005 09:59 schreef marky_mark het volgende:
Meat Loaf - Objects in the rearview may appear closer than they are

En hij heeft nog wel wat meer van die lange, weirde titels

Hij stond er dus al.

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Op woensdag 1 maart 2006 00:38 schreef kingjotte het volgende:
Cocktail Trio - petronella puinpoeiers pure pijnstillende prima en prettig in te nemen pimpelpaarse pil

Die is ook best lang :-p

Die had ik vroeger op een cd staan. .

Enkele uitschieters uit mijn lijst:
Bob Dylan - It Takes A Lot To Laugh, It Takes A Train Too
Hollies - The Day That Curly Billy Shot Down Crazy Sam McGee
Protest The Hero - I'm Dmitri Karamazov and the World Is My Father
R.E.M. - It Is The End Of The World As We Know It And I Feel Fine
They Might Be Giants - Why Does The Sun Shine, The Sun Is A Mass Of Incandescent Gas

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Op zaterdag 28 januari 2006 14:26 schreef belsen het volgende:
Op de nieuwe Arctic Monkeys: You probably couldn't see for the lights but you were staring straight at me.

Die wilde ik ook zeggen Moet de titel steeds opzoeken want ik kan hem niet onthouden Bovendien snap ik de titel ook niet want het komt nergens terug in het nummer

I bet that you look good on the dancefloor vind ik ook wel een lange titel trouwens!

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Op dinsdag 1 maart 2005 14:20 schreef Bak_Beest het volgende:
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De titel van een CD van Snuff:
Snuffsaidbutgorblimeyguvstonemeifhedidn'tthrowawobblerchachachachachachachachachachachayou'regoinghomeinacosmicambience

Die wilde ik ook zeggen.

Ik verveelde me.. dus hier:

.. - ... .- ..-. ..- -.-. -.- .. -. --. - .. -- . -- .- -.-. .... .. -. . | Curl Up And Die
Are You There, God? Please Help Me Stop Masturbating | The Great Redneck Hope
A Mermaid Has No Legs, And A Man Doesn't Have Scales | Flesh And Blood Robot
How Can We Make An Empty Bottle Without Killing Anyone | I excuse
Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us | The Locust
Girl, Are You Pregnant? It's Not My Fault! You Seduced Me! | The Great Redneck Hope
If I Can't Read Your Name, I'm Not Gonna Buy Your Record | Voetsek
I Don't Give A Shit If I'm In Outer Darkness, I'll Make Friends | Curl Up And Die
Phil Anselmo's Pain Burns In The Heart Of My Little Brother | Charles Bronson
21st Century, Where Can I Get A Fuckable Little Grungette? | Thulsa Doom
Rundgang Um Die Transzendentale Säule Der Singularität | Burzum
Gravitational Constant G = 6.67 x 10^-8 cm^-3 gm^-1 sec^-2 | Type O Negative
Song For The Fallen Comrades Of The Fast Action Battalion | Snuff
I'm Heavy Metal, But I Get The Blues Just Like Everyone Else | Killwhitneydead
Ebro's Bitter Onslaught on Jerry Springer's Unsupecting Ass | Charles Bronson
Hey You, Asshole, Why The Fuck Are You Still Reading This? | Charles Bronson
17 Year Old Mutant Prostitute Finds Love On Dinosaur Island | Shitmat
The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like To See You In His Office | The Locust
Save Your Sermons For Sunday So I Can Sleep This Night Off | Killwhitneydead
Customs Of Tasseomancy (Quoth The Sky, Nevermore) ACT 1 | Absu
Judas Beast (How Come Nobody Knew Rob Halford Was Gay?) | Charles Bronson
Reaffirmng My hatred of Humanity Through Failed Relationships | The Krunchies
Late For A Double Date With A Pile Of Atoms In The Water Closet | The Locust
Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe | The Locust
It's Like Eating A Little Piece Of Jesus (A Murderer's Communion) | Killwhitneydead
What The Fuck Are You Gonna Do When It's Cool To Be Yourself? | Charles Bronson
I'm Downright Amazed At What I Can Destroy With Just A Hammer | Atom & His Package
Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out Of My Bed | The Locust
Please Don't Shoot The Piano Player, He's Doing The Best He Can | Folly
Chwala Mordercom Wojciecha (997-1997 Dziesiec Wiekow Hanby) | Behemoth
Alas, Here Come the Hypochondriacs to Wait With You in the Lobby | The Locust
The Vegetarian Waving a Rainbow Flag Made of Raw Meat Principle | 1-Speed Bike
Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur | The Locust
Liars Like You Live The Shortest Lives (An Open Letter To Imposters) | Killwhitneydead
Super Intelligent Monster Transvestites Invading Your Personal Space | Shitmat
The Bomb Bomb Loopapa Tribe Down Themselves In A Vat Of Marmite | The Tear Garden
..Als De Carnyx Schreeuwt (Met Nervische Moed Doorheen De Samber) | Wapenspraak & Drinkgelag
It Sure Does Get Lonely Out Here in the Boondocks. Thank God for Cock | The Great Redneck Hope
The Bullet Never Lies, And Will Prove All Things (An Allegory of Unfaithful) | The Chariot
Did You Ever Notice That "Stat" Is "Tats" Backward? Dude, That's So Tribal | The Great Redneck Hope
The Palestinians Are Not The Same Thing As The Rebel Alliance, Jackass | Atom & His Package
Let's Fall in Love Over AIM So We Can Fuck When We Meet at Cornerstone | The Great Redneck Hope
(The Prohibition 2000) Sellout-Nerdario-Texas Is The Reason Emo Kids Suck | One Life Crew
Stealing A Page or Two From A Page or Two From Armed and Radical Pagans | Superjoint Ritual
Does Anyone Else In This Room Want To Marry His Or Her Own Grandmother? | Atom & His Package
I Don't Care How Many Times You've Seen Fight Club, You Are Not Tyler Durden | Backstabbers Inc
Doctor Doom, A Man of Science, Doesn't Believe In Jesus, Why The Fuck Do You | Curl Up And Die
We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows | NOFX
Come On, Fight You Punk! I am Going Insane Without Your Love He's Dead, That's The Way It Is | Alec Empire
Killing the Wheelchair-Bound as They Exit Church With Missiles Fired from Helicopters Is My Milieu. | The Great Redneck Hope
The Glorious Liberation Of The People's Technocratic Republic Of Vinnland By The Combined Forces Of The United Territories Of Europa | Type O Negative
Margin For Disintegration - War - Prayer From Another Land - Robotic Anenomi - Cave Water Rings - A Periscope's Demise By Torpedo - Rocket Brain Failure - Ward Of Knives - Lunatic Hunting People - Pluto's Winter - Jupiter's Autumn - Katlehong Journal (An Update) | Man Is A Bastard
Some Day In The Event That Mankind Actually Figures Out What It Is That This World Revolves Around, Thousands Of People Are Going To Be Shocked And Perplexed To Find Out That It Was Not Them. Sometimes This Includes Me | The Chariot

Sparklehorse - Vivadixiesubmarinetransmissionplot (CD-titel)

The Theatre of Eternal Music-The Tortoise Recalling the Drone of the Holy Numbers as they were Revealed in the Dreams of the Whirlwind and the Obsidian Gong, Illuminated by the Sawmill, the Green Sawtooth Ocelot and the High-Tension Line Stepdown Transformer.

jaren 60 drone bandje met o.a John Cale

Regretting what I said to you when you called me at 11:00 on
Friday morning to tell me that 1:00 Friday afternoon you
were gonna leave your office, go downstairs, hail a cab, to
go out to the airport, to catch a plane, to go skiing in the
Alps for two weeks. Not that I wanted to go with you; I
wasn't able to leave town, I'm not a very good skier, I
couldn't expect you to pay my way, but after going out with
you for three years, I don't like surprises. (A musical
apology) van Christine Lavin is ook wel hip

You Probably Couldn't See For The Lights But You Were Staring Straight At Me - Arctic Monkeys

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Op woensdag 1 maart 2006 00:45 schreef Intxaurraga het volgende:
Bob Dylan - It Takes A Lot To Laugh, It Takes A Train Too

Fall Out Boy - I'm Like A Lawyer With The Way I'm Always Trying To Get You Off (Me & You)
En het refrein is gewoon dat tussen haakjes .

The Sparks - As I Sit To Play The Organ At The Notre Dame Cathedral

The Flaming Lips - Free Radicals (A Hallucination Of The Christmas Skeleton Pleading With A Suicide Bomber)

The Flaming Lips - My Cosmic Autumn Rebellion (The Inner Life As Blazing Shield Of Defiance And Optimism As Celestial Spear Of Action)

En Sufjan Stevens, maar die zijn al voorbijgekomen.

Clap Your Hands Say Yeah - Mama, Won't You Keep Those Castles In The Air And Burning

De songtitels van Red Sparowes - At the Soundless Dawn (2005) hebben zo bij elkaar eerder wat weg van een alinea uit een of ander wazig boek, dan op songtitels.

1. Alone and unaware, the landscape was transformed in front of our eyes.
2. Buildings began to stretch wide across the sky, and the air filled with a reddish glow.
3. The soundless dawn came alive as cities began to mark the horizon.
4. Mechanical sounds cascaded through the city walls and everyone reveled in their ignorance.
5. A brief moment of clarity broke through the deafening hum, but it was too late.
6. Our happiest days slowly began to turn into dust.
7. The sixth extinction crept up slowly, like sunlight through the shutters, as we looked back in regret.


Dan vraag je je toch af in hoeverre die lange songtitels nodig zijn, gezien het ook nog eens instrumentaal is

Bright Eyes - When the Curious Girl Realizes She is Under Glass
Bright Eyes - A Poetic Retelling of an Unfortunate Seduction

Manic Street Preachers - IfWhiteAmericaToldTheTruthForOneDayIt'sWorldWouldFallApart

northernmost antartic freezer - Watching from my ice cold necro-throne on the northernmost mountain in Grimland as the ungrim Equatorians invade only to be slaughtered by the Necrogoat because it has been a while since he has drank blood so he’s very invertedly thirsty and the blood of the ungrim tastes very kvlt, especially when they are screaming for their lives in the lowest depths of an icy fjord of uttermost inverted grim necrodoom

Het nummer duurt trouwens wel 15 hele seconden

Je bent langer met de titel bezig.