Hi. Welcome to flytopp rehab. Let me take you for a tour of our wonderful facilities.
As you can see, everything including the glue, is glued down. We don't wanna take no chance with anything here disappearing. you know when the feind starts itching, things come up missing. but not here. our motto is Get better Slowly. So we allow each feind one rock for breakfast, one rock for lunch, two bumps and a freeze for dinner with a valuumbrake at seventhirty and a late night chocolate bar snack. See the project was simple: we sell you the drugs here, through medicate, medical, etcetera... and monitor your habit slowly...while we work you off the stuff. take Roger for instance: He's been smoking for thirty years... he's been with us for 29.. He's going home soon . Keep up the good work Rog'! We Love you Rog'! we offer bedding, candy, lots of support and a place to shake when you start to relaps. So sign up now... Get off to a new start! We'll not only hook you, we drain your insurance! First time smokers: creditcards are welcome. For more information call 1800 Flytopp... "im not only a crackhead..im also crying..." -Roger