Bash.org

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Op zaterdag 29 mei 2004 11:36 schreef Slarioux het volgende:

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LOL

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<kawawang_bata> hi!
<kawawang_bata> can i join this channel?
<El_Brian> ... isn't it a little late to ask that?

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Op zaterdag 29 mei 2004 11:37 schreef Swetsenegger het volgende:

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LOL

Wist wel dat jij hem leuk ging vinden

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<Grizzly_Addams> So? I just want your Mac address.
<AngryChicken> ...this is a PC ;-)

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Op zaterdag 29 mei 2004 11:36 schreef yootje het volgende:
<@Shai`tan> Know what the best part of pirated software is?
<@Shai`tan> the cool songs that play in the cracking programs

Totaal mee eens.

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Scrodule: i have an interesting obesrvation
ezeerB: ?
Scrodule: if you swing your finger by your ear really fast, you get this very low sounding "wfff" noise
Scrodule: hmm, that sounded more profound while i was thinking about it

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Op vrijdag 28 mei 2004 21:42 schreef yootje het volgende:

<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough.

Mijn dag is weer goed!

<polaris> haha... mozilla rocks... I accidently clicked on horse pron on stileproject and it crashed before displaying it

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<Moot> masturbatin time
<Moot> I'm livin dangerously
<Moot> I'm not gonan check to see if my mom is asleep yet

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<Gersh> wow
<Gersh> I rule
<Gersh> I made one of my ex's cry over aim
<Gersh> dammit I wish she had a webcam

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<mofo> s2pid virgin cola commercials.
<reuben> i bet it's harder to type "s2pid" than it is to type "stupid"
<mofo> s2pid looks cooler and sophisticated though, so
<reuben> it looks stupid

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<twink-E> man i've tried PCP, LSD, DMT, and THC, but nothing beats IRC!

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<defproc> i made a program that crashed once. i put it in my resumé and sent it to microsoft.

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<Lasse> we're playing ping pong lolololololol
<Lasse> !ping
<ChanServ> Pong!
<Lasse> !ping
<ChanServ> Pong!
<Lasse> !ping
<ChanServ> Pong!
<Lasse> !ping
<ChanServ> Pong!
<Lasse> !ping
<ChanServ> Too many commands sent, please wait.
<Lasse> whee I win

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<IceWizard> What the HELL is up with these candy companies? Little teeny bars are called 'Fun Size'.. Damn, Whats so fun about a smaller candybar?!?

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<Baa7121> She's not underage, she's just fun-sized

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•Berrik• I swear I hate German
•Berrik• You take some 3-letter word in English
•Berrik• and in German it's "Schtuffwaftefloswhosit"

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[SB|Ranter] I played the Sims for 1 hour and realised I was making such an effort to clean the dishes when there's a whole stack of them beside the sink in real life
[SB|Ranter] so I deleted the fucker

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<[-will-]> damnit
<[-will-]> I cant find my video card
<Excors> Overclock it, then look for the source of the smoke

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<chinger> My real name is Thoma
<chinger> s
<LimberDink> Well hello there, Thoma
<LimberDink> s

Bash.org blijft geweldig!

<MercyBeat> For those of you planning on seeing the third LOTR movie at the theater her are some survival tips.
<MercyBeat> 1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"
<MercyBeat> 2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
<MercyBeat> 3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.
<MercyBeat> 4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."
<MercyBeat> 5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
<MercyBeat> 6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts
<MercyBeat> 7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
<MercyBeat> 8. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
<MercyBeat> 9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians
<MercyBeat> 10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
<MercyBeat> 11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.
<MercyBeat> 12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
<MercyBeat> 13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
<MercyBeat> 14. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins
<MercyBeat> 15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
<MercyBeat> 16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
<MercyBeat> 17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
<MercyBeat> 18. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
<MercyBeat> 19. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
<MercyBeat> 20. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.

hoeveel logs zouden er fake zijn

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Op zondag 30 mei 2004 14:03 schreef devzero het volgende:
hoeveel logs zouden er fake zijn

veel volgens mij, maar toch blijven ze grappig

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<kisama> and i'm feeling invisible, you can't see me anywhere.
*** kisama was kicked by Amanda^_^ (ensuring your invisibility)

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<skrike> I think the people above me are having sex
<skrike> either that or they're sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot.

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<ShrikeX> YEAH
<ShrikeX> DNS IS BACK
<Damascus`> and it's better than ever.

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#107493 +(263)- [X]

<@sioux> it's going to be tricky tomorrow, i don't know if i'll make it
<@sioux> so if something happens to me, will one of you come and delete my pr0n?
<@sioux> i don't want my mother to find it
<@sioux> but please make sure i'm dead. wait until after the funeral. don't delete that shit while i'm still on life support or in a coma or something
<@sioux> if by some "act of god" or a donor organ i'm miraculously saved, and i come home and all my pr0n is gone, i'm going to kill myself

bash? bla..

[asmooh@laptop asmooh]$ bash --version
bash --version
GNU bash, version 2.05b.0(1)-release (i386-redhat-linux-gnu)
Copyright (C) 2002 Free Software Foundation, Inc.

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Op vrijdag 4 juni 2004 12:11 schreef Lord_Of_Darkness het volgende:
bash? bla..

[asmooh@laptop asmooh]$ bash --version
bash --version
GNU bash, version 2.05b.0(1)-release (i386-redhat-linux-gnu)
Copyright (C) 2002 Free Software Foundation, Inc.

wat bedoel je?

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<emlodro> what country is exe
<think> binary islands

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<[NCA]Spank> I was pretty dumb about computers.
<[NCA]Spank> Then I learned you could get porn on them.
<[NCA]Spank> 3 years later I'm a system administrator.

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* MaianAlien goes to reformat other PC.
<Jerec> It's as if a million files suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

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<s_> my brother put signs up where the bathrooms are
<s_> because i pissed in the hallway last night

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[bigya] I am Tawain
[bigya] so
[bigya] I don't english
[Ccmods] Obviously.

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<tak>: wanna play a game?
<krplunkr: like what
<tak> Pearl Harbor
<krplunkr> sounsd fun
<krplunkr> how do i play?
<tak> I lay there, and you blow the hell out of me
<krplunkr> wait
<krplunkr> im confused

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<Firefly> Time for my prayers:
<Firefly> Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck!
<Firefly> May all 0ur base someday be belong to you!
<Firefly> May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn heaven.
<Firefly> Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.
<Firefly> And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us.
<Firefly> Please don't give us root access on some poor d00d'z box when we're too pissed off to think about what's right and wrong, and if you could keep the fbi off our backs, we'd appreciate it.
<Firefly> For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.

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WallJam7: roses are red
WallJam7: violets are blue
WallJam7: all of my base
WallJam7: are belong to you

tvp

<superwoman> I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.
<GrandCow> HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!
<superwoman> DANNY?!?!?!
<GrandCow> MOM?!?!?!?!


<Mendo> lmao there's a wicked lookign spider on my monitor and if i move the mouse around he chases after it
<spitfire> haha mendo
<spitfire> take a screen shot
<spitfire> wait
<spitfire> that made no sense


[ Bericht 30% gewijzigd door Dwaashaas op 09-07-2004 23:46:14 ]

<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class