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Moslimpje pesten, is toch niet zo serieus?quote:Op zondag 2 mei 2004 15:27 schreef RichardQuest het volgende:
Waarom is het een serieus topic geworden?
http://information-ministry.com/BBForum/viewtopic.php?t=33
RESERVE A SPOT IN PARADISE TODAY!
5 excellent reasons to blow yourself up...
and go to paradise!
by Yasser Arafat,
Information Ministry's
Chief Consultant
Everyone goes to Paradise to have a good time, relax, explore, indulge, and escape. Fundamentalist Islamic Paradise addresses these desires with many of the same elements as infidel ones: beautiful beaches, room service, exotic destinations, and so on. But true believers cite five overriding reasons to die and go to Paradise.
1) For the camaraderie and comfort
This is the most compelling part of an all-fundamentalist experience, and the hardest one to describe. Many find the experience almost transcendental, which is why this destination enjoys such a high popularity; at a minimum, it's hard not to feel really relaxed and comfortable.
2) For the Fundamentalist entertainment and activity
Our Paradise tends to feature Fundamentalist-specific activities. From heated burqa contests and public stonings to dog gassing and Shoot-The-Buddha heavy artillery tournaments, games are never as much fun in an infidel paradise.
3) To meet other people
Romance aside, meeting new people and making new friends are popular attractions of Paradise. Blowing yourself up ensures that you'll have something major in common with your fellow Paradisers.
4) To escape the infidel world
People who feel oppressed by the encroaching infidel world enjoy the liberation of a fundamentalist environment. Living in a world where infidel slayers are the majority helps relieve the stress of living and/or working in an infidel environment.
5) To get laid
If you're looking for a romantic encounter, it's not hard to find one. But don't go expecting a lifelong orgy. And if you're not looking for lust, don't worry about it lurking all around you. The general atmosphere may occasionally be sexually charged, but it's rarely sexual.
RESERVE A SPOT IN PARADISE TODAY!
5 excellent reasons to blow yourself up...
and go to paradise!
by Yasser Arafat,
Information Ministry's
Chief Consultant
Everyone goes to Paradise to have a good time, relax, explore, indulge, and escape. Fundamentalist Islamic Paradise addresses these desires with many of the same elements as infidel ones: beautiful beaches, room service, exotic destinations, and so on. But true believers cite five overriding reasons to die and go to Paradise.
1) For the camaraderie and comfort
This is the most compelling part of an all-fundamentalist experience, and the hardest one to describe. Many find the experience almost transcendental, which is why this destination enjoys such a high popularity; at a minimum, it's hard not to feel really relaxed and comfortable.
2) For the Fundamentalist entertainment and activity
Our Paradise tends to feature Fundamentalist-specific activities. From heated burqa contests and public stonings to dog gassing and Shoot-The-Buddha heavy artillery tournaments, games are never as much fun in an infidel paradise.
3) To meet other people
Romance aside, meeting new people and making new friends are popular attractions of Paradise. Blowing yourself up ensures that you'll have something major in common with your fellow Paradisers.
4) To escape the infidel world
People who feel oppressed by the encroaching infidel world enjoy the liberation of a fundamentalist environment. Living in a world where infidel slayers are the majority helps relieve the stress of living and/or working in an infidel environment.
5) To get laid
If you're looking for a romantic encounter, it's not hard to find one. But don't go expecting a lifelong orgy. And if you're not looking for lust, don't worry about it lurking all around you. The general atmosphere may occasionally be sexually charged, but it's rarely sexual.
Niet grappig meer. Ga maar een serieuze discussie voeren in een van de daarvoor bedoelde fora
Echte liefde!
En ik zag dat het goed was.
En ik zag dat het goed was.
