Surabaya Johnny, is it really the end?

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There’s only one kind of Tool fan. The Tool fan who thinks that being a Tool fan lets them into some big secret that nobody else gets. They think that only a select few posses the secret Tool decoder ring. They’d love to believe that all the halfwits who listen to Tool actually don’t get it, but really they’re all listening to them for the same reason. The fact of the matter is, any moron can understand Tool, but the hidden appeal of Tool lies in the fact that they give the illusion of being a band for smart people. They do this, as any Tool fan knows, by throwing in jumbled references to high school psychology, obscure religious references, and miscellaneous meaningless nonsense. Bullshit or not, as long as there’s something there to figure out or interpret, it’s going to make some stoned dropout feel smart.

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Op zondag 28 maart 2004 16:48 schreef Zander het volgende:
Ha, waarom had ik deze pagina nog niet eerder ontdekt: http://www.somethingawful.com/yourbandsucks/

Vooral het artikel over Tool vind ik echt schitterend:
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Voor "Tool" kun je trouwens net zo goed "Radiohead" invullen.

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The World’s Greatest Dad Special Award for Lifetime Achievement in Sucking

With nine stunningly shameful studio albums under their belt, I believe that it is safe to crown Insane Clown Posse as the all-time reigning champions of crap.
I wonder if they REALLY know how they look.
To criticize their albums for being sophomoric, socially retarded, musically catastrophic and generally disgusting would be missing the point, as their albums are obviously meant to be all those things. Yet somehow, knowing this doesn’t make it any easier to accept the existence of these moronic trolls, or their legions of moronic troll fans who would buy and greedily chug a jar of cat urine as long as it had the official ICP logo on it. Being a Juggalo, as ICP fans are called, is sort of like the opposite of being in MENSA; only the absolute stupidest of the stupid have any hope of making the ranks. Juggalos are barely even human; they're creatures who have thrown away every shred of dignity in order to worship the shittiest band on the face of the earth. They have the devotion of Deadheads, but their fashion sense is significantly more hideous. They wear makeup that makes them look like overworked gothic clowns, and their mode of human interaction usually involves hanging out at suburban malls and doing rebellious things like throwing french fries at old ladies and complaining that their Orange Juliuses are too cold. They're a bit like a gang, except harmless and direly uncool. On that note, I don’t normally encourage fans of the bands I make fun of to send me e-mail, but I would heartily, heartily encourage any ICP fans to e-mail me and defend their taste. Judging from this site’s history, it’s sure to end in tears of laughter.

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Op zondag 28 maart 2004 20:43 schreef Tijn het volgende:
SA is sowieso een te gekke site. Ze hebben ook een heel gaaf forum, jammer alleen dat het tegenwoordig 10 dollar kost om je daar te registeren.

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Op maandag 29 maart 2004 08:40 schreef Man_in_a_Shed het volgende:
Whuhg, ik haat half 7 wakker worden en niet meer kunnen slapen . Nou ja, goedemorgen dan maar.

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Op zondag 28 maart 2004 12:30 schreef Tijn het volgende:

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Op maandag 29 maart 2004 13:10 schreef Angel_of_Dth het volgende:
Om 11:45 wakker worden is wel erg ok. Goedemiddag.

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Op maandag 29 maart 2004 13:18 schreef Anthraxx het volgende:

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Luilak.

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Op maandag 29 maart 2004 13:19 schreef Seborik het volgende:
12 uur met wederom koppijn. Jeej.

Grappig zo'n bandrecorder, maar ik zou niet weten wat je ermee moest.

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Op maandag 29 maart 2004 13:23 schreef Seborik het volgende:
Je zal dan maar een kenner op visite krijgen die direct naar dat ding rent en erover begint te brabbelen in nerdachtige proporties.

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Op maandag 29 maart 2004 13:15 schreef Z het volgende:

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(o.a.) Deze staat nu op marktplaats, redelijk prijzig alleen...

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Op maandag 29 maart 2004 14:01 schreef Zander het volgende:
Vintage apparatuur heerst, in ieder geval. Wie heeft al dat moderne spul nou nodig..

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Op maandag 29 maart 2004 14:12 schreef Zander het volgende:
Ja, "bedankt Gods of Metal, voor het slopen van mijn cd-speler".