quote:Zazzizi is ranked 2nd in the region and 35,148th in the world for Highest Police Ratios
quote:New Monis is ranked 5521st in the region and 105,113th in the world for Highest Police Ratios.
na een uur of 3 's nachts geloof ikquote:Op zondag 9 april 2006 23:03 schreef reconnect het volgende:
wanneer komen er nieuwe issues dan? Gewoon wanneer het een nieuwe dag is? Dus na 12 uur ofzo?
quote:The Emirate of Zazzizi
"Make war, not love!"
UN Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:Below Average
Economy:Imploded
Political Freedoms:Unheard Of
Location: Fok
Regional Influence: Envoy
The Emirate of Zazzizi is a huge, safe nation, notable for its strong anti-business politics. Its compassionate, cynical population of 269 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Social Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 90%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
Women who display their ankles are shunned by society, there have been reports of people marrying housepets, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, and children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zazzizi's national animal is the djuk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the obozo.
Zazzizi is ranked 2nd in the region and 18,354th in the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
Crime is a problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Arielas's national animal is the dragon and its currency is the sprass.quote:The Republic of Arielas
"Be free be smart"
UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:Very Good
Economy:Strong
Political Freedoms:Very Good
Location: the South Pacific
Regional Influence: Minnow
he Republic of Arielas is a tiny, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The small government juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Defence, and Commerce. The average income tax rate is 11%. A healthy private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.
Cheese it!quote:
New Croutonia Decides: Dangerously Cheesy
The Issue
The popular daily cartoon strip "Barry the Wabbit" has always been highly critical of the political system within New Croutonia, but in recent weeks the cartoon has depicted the main characters throwing melted cheese at unpopular politicians. Inspired by this, protestors armed with fondue sets stormed a government building, cheesing off several government officials.
The Debate
"It's just a bit of harmless fun!", says Zeke Utopia, creator of Barry the Wabbit, while spraying your advisors with melted cheddar. "If the government were doing a better job people wouldn't feel the need to throw cheese at them. We should be free to express our displeasure in any way we choose. Besides, my cartoon books are selling like hot cakes, and that's got to be good for the economy, right?"
This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.
"This has got to stop!" insists Jean-Paul Wong, head of the censorship board. "I spent 3 hours this morning scraping wensleydale out of my hair! Arrest these lunatics! The protestors and the people responsible for this vile cartoon, throw them all into jail!"
[Accept]
"Arrrrrgh!" screams lactose-intolerant Prudence Fellow, a member of the public safety board, as incoming rounds of mature gouda smash the windows and claim the suits of several nearby advisors. "As I've been saying for many years now, cheese is a dangerous weapon in the wrong hands and should be outlawed. Ban all cheese now, and enforce it!"
[Accept]
The Government Position
The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 1.
If you wish, you may simply dismiss this issue.
Moeilijkquote:The Issue
It's time for the government to allocate spending for the coming year, and as always, special interest groups are keen to have their say.
The Debate
1. "The state of the education system is, in many areas, simply frightful," says Teachers Union leader Freddy Utopia. "And even where we are doing well, we could do better. I appeal to the authorities for a substantial boost in funding. Remember, the children are our future."
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2. "We won't have a future unless we improve police numbers and rebuild the military," says General Al Silk. "Oh, it's all well and good to have your fancy education and your nice cars, until some tinpot dictatorship decides to invade. And don't pretend like there aren't any of them in our region. Our number one priority has to be security."
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3. "Education is nice, but Health and Social Welfare are more important," says celebrity social worker Pete Steele. "This is where the people who really need government help are: the marginalized of our society. If we don't help them, what kind of a nation are we?"
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4. "Hey, I've got a crazy idea," says noted libertarian and bird-watcher Buy Christmas. "How about the government stops taking so much tax from people? Give us a tax cut and we'll buy the things we need ourselves. People need to be weaned off the government teat!"
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