bv. Yo momma's so fat her bloodtype is ragout!
Yo momma's so ugly she uses a line of make up called: "why bother"
Of course he exists.
Does he exist like me or you?
You do not exist.
Je moet je moeder niet pesten, die heeft het al moeilijk zat.
Ze moet al elke dag naar jouw hoofd kijken, je hebt geen idee hoe deprimerend dat is!
Fotoboek.
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Op vrijdag 4 juli 2003 22:11 schreef Swami_Twelvinchalami het volgende:
Yo momma's so fat, she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
Fotoboek.
.
Yo mama's so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
Of course he exists.
Does he exist like me or you?
You do not exist.
quote:
quote:
Yo mama's so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
Of course he exists.
Does he exist like me or you?
You do not exist.
Fotoboek.
quote:WHOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Op vrijdag 4 juli 2003 22:18 schreef Posdnous het volgende:
Yo mama's so ugly, I can fuck her in any position and its still doggy style
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Op vrijdag 4 juli 2003 22:18 schreef audioslaaf het volgende:
Yo mama is so fat you can play poker on her ass! whit an ashtray in the center
Of course he exists.
Does he exist like me or you?
You do not exist.
VETTE TOPIC![Dit bericht is gewijzigd door audioslaaf op 04-07-2003 22:22]
Yo mama's so stupid, when the judge said "Order in the court," she said "I'll have a hamburger and a Coke."
Yo momma's so fat, The National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.
Yo momma so fat, she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water.
Yo momma's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, blood rushes out off George Washington's nose.
Fotoboek.
haha
Of course he exists.
Does he exist like me or you?
You do not exist.
Yo momma's so fat, her Highschool picture is taken on airfoto.
En de laatste voor vandaag:
Yo momma's so fat, she wears a refrigerator as a beeper.
Fotoboek.
Of course he exists.
Does he exist like me or you?
You do not exist.
quote:Yo Mamma is so stupid,
Op vrijdag 4 juli 2003 22:30 schreef audioslaaf het volgende:
Yo mamma's so fat when you fuck her you need to go up in her pussy with you're whole body
her idea of safe sex is locking the car doors.
Of course he exists.
Does he exist like me or you?
You do not exist.
Yo mamma is so fat when she turns around its her birthday all over again.
Yo mamma is so fat then wen she wore high heels she struck oil.
Yo mamma is so fat that when she jumped in the air she got stuck.
Vet topic btw
met dank aan ali g
Of course he exists.
Does he exist like me or you?
You do not exist.
: Yo mama's so fat she uses the wtc twin towers as panties.
Yo mama's so fat when she poops on the toilet, the bacteriums in the sewer die.
quote:he bah.... jij was net iets eerder
Op vrijdag 4 juli 2003 22:38 schreef dork22 het volgende:
yo mama is so fat that if she'd vollenteer in the zoo the people would say: look at that fat hippopotimuss
met dank aan ali g
quote:ja, maar met 20 spel foutne
Op vrijdag 4 juli 2003 22:40 schreef 2Mini het volgende:[..]
he bah.... jij was net iets eerder
Of course he exists.
Does he exist like me or you?
You do not exist.
quote:lol... ik heb je berichten nou 1 dag gevolgd en het valt me op dat jij grootse moeite hebt met tikken. Erg grappig om te zien, heer Sprengers.
Op vrijdag 4 juli 2003 22:42 schreef dork22 het volgende:[..]
ja, maar met 20 spel foutne
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quote:Waar dan? Je lult man. Briljant topic is het
Op vrijdag 4 juli 2003 22:38 schreef 2Mini het volgende:
er was al zon topic...
Wel je eerste briljante topic 
Of course he exists.
Does he exist like me or you?
You do not exist.
Of course he exists.
Does he exist like me or you?
You do not exist.
quote:ok ik nu
Op vrijdag 4 juli 2003 22:42 schreef dork22 het volgende:[..]
ja, maar met 20 spel foutne
:Yo mama is so fat.. when she vollenteers to clean the kitchen at the zoo, people wo'd gonna walk by say: look at that hiphopatamus!
voor zover dat ik in mn hoofd hebt
je moeder is zo dik! dr riemmaat is nog groter dan de evenaar!!
ok doe maar niet.. in het engels is beter
Of course he exists.
Does he exist like me or you?
You do not exist.
quote:You're mamma is so fat, she puts mayonaise on het assprins!
Op zaterdag 5 juli 2003 23:05 schreef HuGo-BoSS het volgende:
Yo mamma is so fat, when she wants to put on her belt she has to use a boomerang
Of course he exists.
Does he exist like me or you?
You do not exist.
Yo momma's so ugly, when she was born the doc slapped your granny.
quote:
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yo mama's so ugly on her birth the doctor slapt her parents
quote:Die stond er eigelijk al....
Quote:
Yo momma's so ugly, when she was born the doc slapped your granny.
Of course he exists.
Does he exist like me or you?
You do not exist.
yo momma's so fat that you can't see the difference between everything above the belt and everything below it
your
clothes
on!
Yo momma so fat when she turns around it's her birthday.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise
quote:
Op zaterdag 5 juli 2003 23:14 schreef dork22 het volgende:[..]
[..]Die stond er eigelijk al....
Yo momma's so fat, when she's lyin' on the beach people keep trying to roll her back into the water.
Yo momma's so fat, she's setting of car alarms when she walks.
your mama's so dumb, she send me a fax with a stamp on it.
your mama's so ugly, she goes to a stripjoint, they pay her to keep her clothes on.
your mama's so ugle the pshyciotrist lais her face down.
Of course he exists.
Does he exist like me or you?
You do not exist.
quote:
Op zaterdag 5 juli 2003 23:20 schreef HeyFreak het volgende:[..]
Yo momma's so fat, when she's lyin' on the beach people keep trying to roll her back into the water.
Yo momma's so fat, she's setting of car alarms when she walks.
yo momma's so fat, that you don't know which one of the stripes on her butt her ass is.
your
clothes
on!
quote:Je valt in herhaling... kijk gewoon eerst naar alle anderen die al opgenoemd zijn: anders word dit nog eens saai
Op zaterdag 5 juli 2003 23:15 schreef qyn het volgende:
Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
Yo momma so fat when she turns around it's her birthday.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise
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quote:Nee, ik ben geen jager
Op vrijdag 4 juli 2003 22:06 schreef dork22 het volgende:
Wie kent er leuke "yo momma jokes"??
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to "Get the fuck off."
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat were in her right now
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out
Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!
Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave
Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.
Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.
Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.
Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree.
Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.
Yo mama has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.
Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.
Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.
Yo mama has a short arm and can't applaude.
Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!
Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo.
Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns.
Yo mama has a wooden leg with branches.
Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.
Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
Yo mama so short she models for trophys
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.
Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.
Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book!
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!
Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
Yo mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
Yo mama twice the man you are.
Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.
Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Yo mama middle name is Rambo.
Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."
Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.
Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.
I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."
Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
quote:zijn we meteen klaar met dit topic
Op zaterdag 5 juli 2003 23:39 schreef HeyFreak het volgende:[..]
quote:damn!
Op zaterdag 5 juli 2003 23:38 schreef Steve-O het volgende:
-yo mama jokes-
quote:jij hebt cker google gebruikt
Op zaterdag 5 juli 2003 23:41 schreef Steve-O het volgende:[..]
zijn we meteen klaar met dit topic
quote:
Op zaterdag 5 juli 2003 23:42 schreef 2Mini het volgende:[..]
jij hebt cker google gebruikt
quote:dat ga ik nu ook doen
Op zaterdag 5 juli 2003 23:43 schreef Steve-O het volgende:[..]
quote:de 2e site hoef je niet te gebruiken want die heb ik al gehad
Op zaterdag 5 juli 2003 23:45 schreef 2Mini het volgende:[..]
dat ga ik nu ook doen
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Op zaterdag 5 juli 2003 23:46 schreef Steve-O het volgende:[..]
de 2e site hoef je niet te gebruiken want die heb ik al gehad
Of course he exists.
Does he exist like me or you?
You do not exist.
quote:De helft stond er dus al he?
[b]Op zaterdag 5 juli 2003 23:38 schreef Steve-O het volgende:[/b
]-knip-
Of course he exists.
Does he exist like me or you?
You do not exist.
De kans dat je nu een originele yo mamma-joke hebt die nog niet genoemd is word nu wel heel klein 
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[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door audioslaaf op 06-07-2003 18:56]
quote:Knip het dan weg.
Op zondag 6 juli 2003 13:07 schreef audioslaaf het volgende:[..]
De kans dat je nu een originele yo mamma-joke hebt die nog niet genoemd is word nu wel heel klein
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klojo
quote:* Dork22 ook
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* Henkmanz vindt steve-o wack voor het zoeken en posten van alle momma-jokes... kan het topic meteen gesloten worden.
quote:jawel, met dank aan Steve_O
Yo Momma is so fat, the postal service gave her an own zipcode!
(die stond er nog niet bij toch?)
Of course he exists.
Does he exist like me or you?
You do not exist.
quote:* audioslaaf ook
Op zondag 6 juli 2003 13:57 schreef Henkmanz het volgende:
* Henkmanz vindt steve-o wack voor het zoeken en posten van alle momma-jokes... kan het topic meteen gesloten worden.klojo
Hmm... nu alles toch al genoemd is?
Slotje dan?
quote:
Op zondag 6 juli 2003 13:57 schreef Henkmanz het volgende:
* Henkmanz vindt steve-o wack voor het zoeken en posten van alle momma-jokes... kan het topic meteen gesloten worden.klojo
Prutser
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Op zondag 6 juli 2003 15:31 schreef audioslaaf het volgende:[..]
* audioslaaf ook
Hmm... nu alles toch al genoemd is?
Slotje dan?
quote:
Op zondag 6 juli 2003 15:43 schreef Steve-O het volgende:[..]
Prutser
quote:nog nooit van knippen gehoord
Op zondag 6 juli 2003 13:07 schreef audioslaaf het volgende:[..]
De kans dat je nu een originele yo mamma-joke hebt die nog niet genoemd is word nu wel heel klein
quote:Ahh, niet zo hard! Dat mannetje zit er pas een paar dagen! Hij is nog niet gewent aan knippen!
Op zondag 6 juli 2003 15:44 schreef Steve-O het volgende:[..]
nog nooit van knippen gehoord
Hij kan nl. niet zo veel hebben
Of course he exists.
Does he exist like me or you?
You do not exist.
quote:jij zit hier ook nog maar 2 maanden
Op zondag 6 juli 2003 23:30 schreef dork22 het volgende:[..]
Ahh, niet zo hard! Dat mannetje zit er pas een paar dagen! Hij is nog niet gewent aan knippen!
Hij kan nl. niet zo veel hebben
quote:maar ik kan WEL een schaar hanteren!
Op zondag 6 juli 2003 23:31 schreef Steve-O het volgende:[..]
jij zit hier ook nog maar 2 maanden
Voor bewijs, zie: dit
[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door dork22 op 06-07-2003 23:39]
Of course he exists.
Does he exist like me or you?
You do not exist.
quote:Zijn sommige hondenrassen gewoon "fout"?
Op zondag 6 juli 2003 23:39 schreef dork22 het volgende:[..]
maar ik kan WEL een schaar hanteren!
Voor bewijs, zie: [url=http://forum.fok.nl/showtopic.php/347094][/url]
quote:ja, sommige wel!
Op zondag 6 juli 2003 23:39 schreef Steve-O het volgende:[..]
Zijn sommige hondenrassen gewoon "fout"?
Of course he exists.
Does he exist like me or you?
You do not exist.
Yo momma's so big she cant wear an X jacket cause choppers keep landing on her back.
Yo momma's so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma's so fat that she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma's so ugly that when she goes to the beach, the tide won't come in!
Yo momma's so stupid that she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo momma's so fat that when she was lying on the beach greenpeace came to push here back into the sea.
-edit- ok, zo dan 
[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door krvabo op 07-07-2003 03:27]
Deze topic kan net zo goed gesloten worden nu 
quote:die staat er dus al 3 x tussen....
Yo momma's so fat that when she was lying on the beach greenpeace came to push here back into the sea.
quote:Hoor je het, Steve_O??
Kvind het juist leuk van zo'n opsom topic als iedereen een kans krijgt om zo'n zinnetje te posten ipv dat 1 persoon gelijk de complete "yo mama" lijst post.
Deze topic kan net zo goed gesloten worden nu
Of course he exists.
Does he exist like me or you?
You do not exist.
quote:jij wilde yo momma jokes jij krijgt ze
Op maandag 7 juli 2003 09:34 schreef dork22 het volgende:[..]
die staat er dus al 3 x tussen....
[..]Hoor je het, Steve_O??
quote:Geniet, maar post met mate!
Op maandag 7 juli 2003 11:46 schreef Steve-O het volgende:[..]
jij wilde yo momma jokes jij krijgt ze
Of course he exists.
Does he exist like me or you?
You do not exist.
quote:
Op maandag 7 juli 2003 11:56 schreef dork22 het volgende:[..]
Geniet, maar post met mate!
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Op vrijdag 4 juli 2003 22:38 schreef dork22 het volgende:
yo mama is so fat that if she'd vollenteer in the zoo the people would say: look at that fat hippopotimuss
met dank aan ali g
quote:Even voor de vorm... Het is hippopotamus.
Op vrijdag 4 juli 2003 22:39 schreef 2Mini het volgende:
yo mama is so fat.. when she cleans the animals at the zoo people whos gonaa walk by will say: look at that Hipopatamus!
Top topic
quote:ik ben van mening dat je zoveel mag posten als je wilt
Op maandag 7 juli 2003 11:56 schreef dork22 het volgende:[..]
Geniet, maar post met mate!
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quote:Die vuile bastaard
Op zondag 6 juli 2003 23:30 schreef dork22 het volgende:[..]
Ahh, niet zo hard! Dat mannetje zit er pas een paar dagen! Hij is nog niet gewent aan knippen!
Hij kan nl. niet zo veel hebben
. Ik zit er langer dan jij gek, tering kort dus: 2 maanden, ik ben alleen het wachtwoord van mijn (vroegere) account verloren. nooit gedacht dat mijn eigen klunzigheid tegen mij gebruikt zou worden. waar gaat het toch heen met die dork22
quote:Waarom plaats je je ps niet gewoon in je vorige post?
Op vrijdag 11 juli 2003 00:00 schreef audioslaaf het volgende:
P.S: Geen geslowchat? Ik zie toch wel gaten van dagen
Postkrikker!!
Of course he exists.
Does he exist like me or you?
You do not exist.
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