*Bang!*
"I was just shot, I saw the bullet coming and i was like "Yes!" "
"You're watching the Biography Channel. ..Hey, I know it's not my place, but open the blinds, let some light in."
"Aight, that's our show So You Commited a Crime...And You Think You Can Dance?, till next time, I'm
K-Fed sayin' Yes I will see the desert menu."
"Damnit GaGa, just marry me!"
"Fine. Under one condition."
"Anything."
"I want a divorce."
"At the farmer's market with my so called girlfriend
She hands me her cell phone, says it's my dad
Man, this ain't my dad!
This is a cell phone!
I threw it on the ground!
What, you think I'm stupid?
I'm not a part of your system
My dad's not a phone!
DUH!
Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party
Whatcha want me to do with this? Eat it?
Happy birthday to the ground!"
[ Bericht 32% gewijzigd door Daskaar op 16-10-2009 00:10:09 ]