Praat hier als whigga's

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Op donderdag 24 april 2003 22:23 schreef CosmoKramer het volgende:
Hmpf, you all suck.

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Op donderdag 24 april 2003 22:27 schreef MisterJ.Lo het volgende:

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bitch

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I would defenitely swear to my wet pussy that I knew you MikeyMo is tha mc of my big friend Mo - you sonofabitch you stole his name modderfokker!

ia whatever - cool name

Beat that

wtf me can place no picture

http://www.monsterextreme.com/wigga/

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Op donderdag 24 april 2003 21:51 schreef MikeyMo het volgende:
Yo homies, wazzup

I'm just chillin' here in my bunk in DHC kickin' it down with nobody

Wazzup with u homies?

Peace & respect

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that is whack weet je

lauwe shit man!

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Op vrijdag 25 april 2003 09:36 schreef MikeyMo het volgende:

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Me is major whack man, check!

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The Emcee
This Pic was submitted by a fellow wigger hunter in Austria. The serious expression, the showing of signs, and the oversized headphones tell us that this wigger is hardcore. Serious about his expression as an MC, this wigger busts phat rhymes for the enjoyment of his co-patriots. In wigger culture, the role of MC has come to replace the time honored tradition of bard or story teller. When his homees get whacked, he'll be the one to commemorate them with song, thus immortalizing them forever.

Signs
These two were caught showing their respective signs. Although the untrained eye may perceive this as a game of paper, rock, scissors gone horribly awry, the significance of this ritual is central to wiggers everywhere.

Thug
When the crew needs someone to take care of things, this is the man they turn to. Armed with a pellet gun and pillow case, this wigger's looking for trouble. Whether he's raiding mom's pantry for goodies to bring to the next crew meeting, or terrorizing the junior high school kids on his block, this wigger doesn't flinch, but takes it all as it comes to him.

Flashing Signs
This is a prime example of a typical wigger behavior. Notice his posture and hand signals. No, he's not "mad doggin'" you, he's simply communicating where he "hails from." The relaxed arms accompanied by the three fingers stretched outright tell us that this is a local wigger hailing from the suburbs of orange county. This is further confirmed by the sporty yet cost-efficient means of transportation. Wheels are important in demonstrating not only social rank, but the ability to sustain a mate. By advertising that the car is his, he is sending the message that he is a person of some means who can treat a mate correctly and not a scrub.

Establishing Territory
We spotted this wigger at the local shopping mall (a great place for sightings). He was walking with his crew in an attempt to secure his territory from any outsiders. Clearly the alpha male, this wigger shows his dominance by not only walking in the center of the group, but by his body language. The puffed out chest and keen eyes that he's ready for anything, even while chillin'. Notice the eminem inspired hairstyle, a common indication of wiggerhood.

Fleeing
At almost the same moment the photo above was taken, we spotted this wigger heading straight for the door. The presence of a dominant male seemed to have scared him as he was walking at a fast pace and seemed clearly agitated. Although he left, his departure is only temporary and this wigger will soon return to the mall in secrecy until he is old enough to properly challenge the dominant male.

Undergarments
As is the case with most cultures, clothing is used not only as protection from the elements, but as a means of making a statement about oneself. Here the camera catches a wigger male showing off his Calvin Klein underwear to woo potential mates. Unlike mainstream western cultures, the wigger publicly displays his underwear by wearing excessively baggy/low waisted trousers. A female wigger will interpret this as an invitation to have unprotected sexual congress.

Wichita Represents
Although wiggers are often thought of as residing exclusively in upper middle class suburbs, the onslaught of the wigger invasion means that wiggers are now being spotted in more remote and rural areas. The wigger captured here is hailing from his home turf in Kansas, proving that there are sicker things taking places in America's heartland than previously thought.

Yigger
Wiggers are a touchy subject and when doing ethnology of this sort, it is important to remain sensitive to the political views of others. Before posting this pic, I inquired with my asian colleagues who were all unanimous in maintaining that the asian wigger was in fact a yigger. Don't be fooled by the relatively benign appearance, the sox hat and gold chain indicate that this particular breed of wigger is keeping it just as real as his white counterparts.

Net Wiggaz
These young men have not only managed to get online, but to harness the capabilities of the webcam. With the newfound advantages of technology, wiggers are able to represent from the luxury of their own home, thereby avoiding the dangers of run in with the police or breaking curfew.

Pimp Master D
This pic was submitted by Pimp Master D (pictured right) to tell you all that alone is actually the original gangsta. The concept of being the original gangsta traces its routes to the same concept of establishing dominance. One way of doing this is by advertising one's street cred or primacy in the wigger chain. By letting it be known that he was a gangster long before his friend, he then assumes the highest rank within the hierarchy of his particular crew (a claim further articulated by the assumption of the name "Pimp Master D"). The cell phone, pager, and rolled up pant leg (Pimp Masters don't get their legs caught in bicycle chains) tell us that he isn't lying, he's a dangerous man indeed.
Thanks to Pro Stunnaz for this pic.

Hardcore
Being a wigger is anything but easy and, as a result, wiggers often end up hardened by the mean suburban streets. The cold expressions worn by these two coupled with the wearing of sunglasses indoors suggests that they have been through the wringer. What might be deemed by outsiders as a trial by fire is just another day in the life of a hardened wigger. Who knows how many these two have seen slain before their very eyes in ruthless cul-de-sac gundowns, but the misery reflected in their sunglasses suggest that it is more than most of us could take.

Saplings
Contrasted with the above photo are these fresh faces. Still untouched by the hardships of being a wigger, this up and coming posse sees nothing in store but a life of pimping and easy money. Reflecting on this juxtaposition almost makes one wonder if the circle will ever stop. How long will it be before they serve time and come out full fledged criminals? We can only hope that something will intervene to set them straight, but the reality of the matter is that these three may not be here a year from now.

Pirate
We caught this one at a halloween party who gladly posed when I told him the pic was for my website. This wigger was masquerading as a pirate, a pirate in search of some booty.

Hand me Downs
If anything, wiggers are a family. This one, for instance is caught posing in his older brother's gear. But don't worry little fella, you'll grow into those clothes yet.

What's Eating this Wigger?
Rival gangs and VD aren't the only health threats facing wiggers these days. Unfortunately, the hardcore lifestyle breeds casualties of its very own. Too much of the chronic and Old E. have left this wigger with little more than a brain stem. However, fortunately for this poor guy, his homees haven't noticed yet.

Garage
These three wiggers were caught chillin' in their crib. For wiggers, the crib is a refuge from the hoi polloi they face while defending their turf. Luckily, mom has stocked the fridge with plenty of pop so they can represent in relative comfort.

Insane Wigger Posse
While the untrained eye often perceives wiggers as a single class of jackasses, the seasoned wigger researcher will tell you that wigger culture is made up of several small classes of jackasses. The picture here captures a sub-species of the wigger known as Insane Clown Posse fans. These wiggers are identified by their tendency to dress up as members of the band Insane Clown Posse prior to attending their concerts. Although the commentators at Wiggaz.com keep a value-free interpretive stance when performing their scholarship, it is clear that these wiggers are indeed jackasses.

Juvenile
Prior to reaching sexual maturity, it is not uncommon for Wigger Juveniles to mimic the behavior of their older counterparts. Taking the form of play, the rituals learned during the pre-sexual age are critical for later initiation into the wigger culture. The two juveniles spotted here are not only chillin' like mature males, but learning their respective ranks in the wigger social order. These seemingly benign activities will later determine who gets the bitches following the next rainy season.

Doomed
Won't survive the next rainy season.

Momma Said Knock You Out
One interesting thing about the wigger culture is the way they assimilate gangsta rap with their hardcore suburban upbringing. This wigger, for instance, has seemingly combined the well polished look of the Wu-Tang with the brutal life lessons he learned by watching Saved by the Bell as a juvenille. Thus combining the sensitivities of the GZA with the uncouth rebelliousness of Zack Morris.

Mixmaster
Because of its violent imagery and explicit subject matter, wigger music has never accomplished the wide spread commercial success of hip-hop. Often forced underground, wigger DJs have turned to basement studios as a means of producing their rhymes. When this DJ isn't doing chores or volunteer work, he's laying tracks so raw they can only be appreciated by those who have experienced the same suburban upbringing.

House Arrest
This wigger has been busted and placed on house arrest by his mom. He's served solitary before and, like most wiggers, the sad truth is he'll do it again. The revolving door grounding policy, as it has come to be known, demonstrates the need for reform by parents everywhere. Statistics show that of all wiggers grounded by their parents, over 80% of them have been grounded before. Talk of a three strikes rule and zero tolerance have failed to deter young wiggers from consistently breaking curfew or acting up in class.

Wigger Man
Wigger Man, Wigger Man
Doing the things a wigger can...
Wigger Man!

Socialization
Wiggers, like most species of primates, are social animals. By assimilating themselves into small social units (known as crews or gangs), wiggers establish a kind of tribal mentality. Those who are foreign to the social unit may be perceived as threats while those within the unit can not only be trusted, but relied upon to ensure the survivial of the individual. This wigger was captured during a tribal council (i.e., party) where he is seen consuming vast amounts of alcohol in an attempt to gain the courage to establish mating rites with a female within the social unit. If all goes well for this young male, he will be able to pass on his seed in the back of his parent's car before a more dominant male challenges his claim.

Limited Sight
These wiggers were caught wearing their hoodies in a local pizza parlor. Because these two wiggers are still juveniles, they covere their eyes with the hoods in an attempt to remain incognito. Within the wigger culture, making eye contact (especially with a dominant male or his female) may be perceived as mad dogging: a challenge of dominance initiated by making eye contact. The hood also serves the dual purpose of disguising oneself to any local law enforcement agents.

Preacher Man
This wigger is known by his friends as the preacher man. Forced by his parents to attend a local Bible study after they became concerned that he was falling in with the wrong crowd and thus might end up in a state college, this wigger has become fluent the ways of the Lord. When his fellow players are faced with a moral decision, this is the man they come to for advice.

Smokin' Joe
This wigger was caught smoking at the local park across the street from his parent's house, a place he goes to meditate and, most of all, make sure his parents don't catch him smoking.

Aight
When this neighborhood psychopath isn't torturing your house cat, he's intimidating the local children for lunch money. Armed with a pellet gun, this wigger not only conveys the promise of a nasty bruise or minor infection, he epitomizes the fact that suburbs everywhere have lost their innocence. The home owner's regulations and zoning restrictions are but a facade, hiding something so terribly gruesome we've yet to talk about it.

Arcade
Armed with a fist full of tokens, this young wigger promises to kick your ass. At tekken.

Rim Job
Once again the camera has caught a rare happening in the wigger culture. An epiphany. "Dude, if I had rims like this, I'd get all the bitches."

Quantitative
This wigger was caught posing by his ride. But those aren't signs he throwin your way, it's his keen analytical ability. "Okay, so four people want to go to the dairy queen and my car seats five. Wait a second, we can all go afterall."

Throw Down
This female wigger has been captured while showin her signs. The turned Yankee's cap and stoic expression on this young lady portray the hardened life of being a wigger girlfriend. At Wiggaz.com we often strive to show you the real life casualties of wigger life and this is no exception. While the men are out fiercly battling over their turf, the quiet suffering of the female wigger often goes unnoticed.

Bling Bling
This young female was caught showing off her bling. Notice the oversized clock and custom rims on her car. Such accoutrements reinforce theories that wiggers are amazed by shiny objects.

Attracting Mates
These females were captured on film while dancing at a hip hop club. As with females of other species, the wigger female will always travel in packs when seeking members of the opposite sex. However, once a suitable mate has been identified, the two will viciously turn on each other in an attempt to secure the mate for themselves. This picture was taken moments before the one on the left suddenly bit into the neck of her companion.

Game Face
This picture was taken via a web cam. She may be using daddy's computer, but she's for real, original gangsta.

Five Bucks
One curious fact about Europeans is that they tend to classify Americans into one of three categories: obese, cowboy, or gangsta. These two euro-wiggaz for instance, were so thrilled to meet a true to life American gangsta that they paid him five euros to pose in this picture with him in hopes of enhancing their street cred in the mean streets of downtown Copenhagen. When they asked this unsuspecting American tourist if he was a crip, he gave them a blank stare and responded that he was a Financial Planner for a fortune 500 company. The two euro-wiggaz then asked if they could be initiated into his gang. Somewhat confused, he responded that he did not know if they were hiring, but gave them his email address and invited them to send a resume.

Digger
The Dutch may not be perfect, but they do know a thing or two about efficient public transportation. While on his way to practice his freestylin' with some friends, this friendly Dutchman takes a moment to flash a sign for the camera. Proving once and for all that Eminem is more than just a poet, he's a cultural ambassador. These people thought McDonald's would be the death of their culture?

Bavarian Wigger Works
If we were to rank wiggers by country, then the Germans would be the 740il. Notice the clean lines, polished bling, and smooth styling of this enthusiastic young German. Definitely the ultimate wigger machine.

Garden Gangsta
When this Swedish wigger isn't making stylish, reasonably priced furniture for apartment owners everywhere, he's kickin it wigger style in his garden. When the rest of his crew arrive, it's meatballs and whatever the hell else Swedish people eat for everyone!

Restless
Wiggers often adodpt pseudonyms or street names as a means of furher enhancing their ties to their crews. This young Dutch wigger, for instance, has chosen to adopt the pseudonym restless. But why is he so restless?

Euro Bling
By flaunting his dollar signs, this euro wigger is not only advertising his success in hopes of securing a mate, but simultaneously denouncing the recent adoption of the Euro as Europe's new currency. Wiggers have long been known for their broad social perspectives, drawing attention to such issues as suburban decay, parental brutality, and even international monetary issues.

???
The staff at Wiggaz.com has always held steadfast to the belief that all empirical data is subject to scientific explanation. This picture, however, troubles us. Is this simply another type of wigger, or something much much different? In either case, this picture is definitely worthy of a dissertation.

Italian Gangstas
These two Italian wiggers are living proof of the latent dangers in watching too many Roberto Bernigni films.

Bron: http://www.wiggaz.com

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Op donderdag 24 april 2003 22:01 schreef PeterRabbit het volgende:
faka swé dushi's en mooie kills,
je weettog die torie over die fattoe sma die zo stand probeerde te houden met dr afoe en dr anoeppatta's die omin zo gré waren je wéét.. mii dio die fattoe..

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werd up nigga, dis here aint nahh real whigga chatting... what da fuq ya jivin' about an dat boil on mah ass.

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door ramsesii op 25-04-2003 10:02]

u da bomb!

ehm.... dat was het wel zo'n beetje...

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Op vrijdag 25 april 2003 09:36 schreef MikeyMo het volgende:

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Me is major whack man, check!

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