abonnement Unibet Coolblue Bitvavo
pi_9987651
Dit is dus echt een must-see!! Verheug me nu al op de geweldige liedjes, Saddam in bed met de duivel, en Cartman die "Kyles mum is a bitch" zingt!!!!
pi_9987667
Hij is zwaar okay.
Al 20x gezien ofzo en kan alle liedjes meezingen.
For great justice!
pi_9987677
Vandaag? .
Carolyn Burnham: Uh, who's car is that out front?
Lester Burnham: Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!
pi_9987683
Komt ie strax?
goed dat ik het lees
ik heb hem ook een keer gezien in de bios hahaha
geweldig!
Billie Holiday is Lady Day!
  donderdag 24 april 2003 @ 17:31:38 #5
27619 victorinox
Big, fuck-off shiny ones
pi_9987696
Ook een leuke scene:

Kenny die naar de hemelhel gaat.

The thoughts of others screech at them like the forced laughs of a billion art house movie patrons.
IMDb Vote History
pi_9987701
Vandaag 20:30, V8
For great justice!
pi_9987718
Koele film.. gisteren de DVD nog gekeken (kon niet wachten tot vandaag )
  donderdag 24 april 2003 @ 17:32:45 #8
27619 victorinox
Big, fuck-off shiny ones
pi_9987719
* victorinox heeft hem 3x in de bioscoop gezien
The thoughts of others screech at them like the forced laughs of a billion art house movie patrons.
IMDb Vote History
pi_9987725
"How would you like, to suck my balls!!!!!!!"mr. Garisson

  donderdag 24 april 2003 @ 17:33:46 #10
10233 Peewee
Introducing 'me'
pi_9987736
Hmm,..
Dan zit ik aan de meibok
Bumperklever - nietsnut - af en toe gelukkig
Du Riechst So Gut
  donderdag 24 april 2003 @ 17:33:59 #11
30560 2Mini
Official Logo
pi_9987742
ik ga kijken.. of nee ik ga opnemen.. heb geen tijd om te kijken
Camera 1... 1!
pi_9987749
Wat een gepaste periode om uit te zenden zeg (Aangezien Saddam Hoessein erin voorkomt, een homo is, sex heeft met de duivel en meer van dat soort ongein)

Wel leuk Vooral de liedjes.

pi_9987752
quote:
Op donderdag 24 april 2003 17:33 schreef Peewee het volgende:
Hmm,..
Dan zit ik aan de meibok
aaaahhhhhhh...... dank je wel..... nu ga ik twijfelen!
pi_9987755
Yes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away
AFC Ajax | Borussia Mönchengladbach] | Kansas City Chiefs | Alabama Crimson Tide
  donderdag 24 april 2003 @ 17:34:31 #15
21410 Fliepke
Serieuze waarheid
pi_9987760
haha, lache!

ik ga hem wel weer effetjes kijken

  donderdag 24 april 2003 @ 17:34:32 #16
53573 Nasa
Houston, we have a problem
pi_9987761
Ik ben eigenlijk stervens moe, maar omdat ik hem toch een keer gezien wil hebben blijf ik wel wat langer op.
[b](|||[/b] Pump it up, pump the jam [b]|||)[/b]
  donderdag 24 april 2003 @ 17:35:05 #17
27619 victorinox
Big, fuck-off shiny ones
pi_9987776
Mr. Garrison: Sorry kids, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
The thoughts of others screech at them like the forced laughs of a billion art house movie patrons.
IMDb Vote History
  Donald Duck held donderdag 24 april 2003 @ 17:35:15 #18
46149 __Saviour__
Superstapelsmoor op Kristel
pi_9987780
South Park is echt vet. Ook de nieuwe afleveringen van seizoen 7 kicken ass!
* __Saviour__ heeft alle 102 afleveringen
❤ Rozen zijn rood ❤
❤ Viooltjes zijn blauw ❤
❤ Kristel, ik hou van jou! ❤
pi_9987825
* fratsman heeft net het clipje van "Kyles mum is a bitch" ff gedownload!!
pi_9987848

  donderdag 24 april 2003 @ 17:44:25 #21
12647 trance40
It's just a freakin name
pi_9987971
Ze zitten met de episodes al bij de 7e serie
pi_9988018

pi_9988157

En de originele filmposter niet te vergeten

pi_9988390
Hij is ook meesterlijk geacteerd , denk niet dat echte acteurs het beter zouden kunnen, en zeker die uitspraken van cartman niet!
Op zondag 30 mei 2004 22:06 schreef Croupouque het volgende:
"De slimste van FOK!", dat is net zoiets als 'de minst stinkende drol op de mesthoop'.
pi_9989447
quote:
Op donderdag 24 april 2003 17:33 schreef fratsman het volgende:
"How would you like, to suck my balls!!!!!!!"mr. Garisson


best film allertijden

'Paul McCartney krijgt een award van niemand minder dan Bono' - Beau van Erven Dorens.
http://www.last.fm/user/spacemangraig
pi_9989490
Mijn broertje (7) heeft nadat ik de soundtrack had elke dag na school die hele CD geluisterd. Valt wel mee op zich, als hij dat maar niet drie-en-een-halve week had volgehouden
pi_9989961

Dit zijn de genieen achter southpark

pi_9990027
quote:
Op donderdag 24 april 2003 18:52 schreef cREATiVe8500 het volgende:
Mijn broertje (7) heeft nadat ik de soundtrack had elke dag na school die hele CD geluisterd. Valt wel mee op zich, als hij dat maar niet drie-en-een-halve week had volgehouden
Dus jij mocht iedere dag 5 dagen per week als hij thuiskwam luisteren naar: "Unclefucker - Kyles mum is a bitch - What would Brian Boitano do" enz. enz. luisteren

OMFG!!!!

pi_9990165
Mijn favoriet!
  donderdag 24 april 2003 @ 20:21:12 #30
25753 mamamiep
Godmother of Trivia
pi_9991381
Ik zag het net in de gids, ik ga hem zeker weer kijken .
There are so many things I want to say to you but time's caught me up and now I'll never say them - except that I've loved you from the moment I saw you and every moment since.
  Donald Duck held donderdag 24 april 2003 @ 20:36:16 #31
46149 __Saviour__
Superstapelsmoor op Kristel
pi_9991785
NU dus.
❤ Rozen zijn rood ❤
❤ Viooltjes zijn blauw ❤
❤ Kristel, ik hou van jou! ❤
pi_9991848
Gewldig dat ze dat uit (durven? te) zenden!

Het is dat ik hem al een keer of 5 heb gezien..

Too lazy to be an evil genius..
PSN ID: Cheironnl
  Donald Duck held donderdag 24 april 2003 @ 20:40:30 #33
46149 __Saviour__
Superstapelsmoor op Kristel
pi_9991884
Ik heb de film al 4x gezien (en alle 102 afleveringen al zeker 2x) maar kijk nu toch weer, want het is echt zo vet!
❤ Rozen zijn rood ❤
❤ Viooltjes zijn blauw ❤
❤ Kristel, ik hou van jou! ❤
pi_9991919
Uncle fucker
  donderdag 24 april 2003 @ 20:43:19 #35
50718 Dr.DarkXL
RKM streetwear..
pi_9991950
hij is bruut heb em gelijk gekocht toen ie uit was in amerika ---IMPORT RULES heb em erg vaak gezien...blame canada etc
"Some people say that I am sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and I have many other fine qualities as well."
pi_9991979
waarom zenden die klootviolen dat nou weer op V8 uit?
Dat heb ik niet
pi_9991994
Fuck fuckerdefuck fuck fuck .
  donderdag 24 april 2003 @ 20:59:11 #38
22457 Patch
FTR HUNK 2009-2007-2005-2004
pi_9992325
Kenny:

* Gewonnen FOK-Awards: Hunk (4x) * McDreamy * Brad Pitt * Wentworth Miller * Ewan McGregor * Walt Disney (3x) * Criterion (2x) * Nemo * Hitchcock * David Hasselhof * Academy *
pi_9992374
Smullen! .
Carolyn Burnham: Uh, who's car is that out front?
Lester Burnham: Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!
  donderdag 24 april 2003 @ 21:04:02 #40
11923 I.R.Baboon
Schaterlachend langs ravijnen.
pi_9992431
In de bios al gezien, maar blijft geniaal.
Het gaat slecht, verder gaat het goed.
  donderdag 24 april 2003 @ 21:11:52 #41
22457 Patch
FTR HUNK 2009-2007-2005-2004
pi_9992617
Brian Boitano !!!
* Gewonnen FOK-Awards: Hunk (4x) * McDreamy * Brad Pitt * Wentworth Miller * Ewan McGregor * Walt Disney (3x) * Criterion (2x) * Nemo * Hitchcock * David Hasselhof * Academy *
  donderdag 24 april 2003 @ 21:12:34 #42
22457 Patch
FTR HUNK 2009-2007-2005-2004
pi_9992635
en de andere Brian

* Gewonnen FOK-Awards: Hunk (4x) * McDreamy * Brad Pitt * Wentworth Miller * Ewan McGregor * Walt Disney (3x) * Criterion (2x) * Nemo * Hitchcock * David Hasselhof * Academy *
  Donald Duck held donderdag 24 april 2003 @ 21:31:15 #43
46149 __Saviour__
Superstapelsmoor op Kristel
pi_9993126
'Get Bill Gates in here!'
❤ Rozen zijn rood ❤
❤ Viooltjes zijn blauw ❤
❤ Kristel, ik hou van jou! ❤
  donderdag 24 april 2003 @ 21:31:46 #44
25527 FallenAngel666
Think of the kittens!
pi_9993139
Fucking Windows 98, get Bill Gates in here!

Edit: LOL! net te laat

Signature:
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  donderdag 24 april 2003 @ 21:42:44 #45
53268 HomerJ
Your talking to me?
pi_9993395
Geweldige film , heb nu aleen geen zin om hem voor de 8e keer te kijken
"the female orgasme is a mythe, I hae had sex with 26 women in my life and not one of them had a orgasme."
pi_9993575
Ik vond de film veel minder leuk dan de serie. Ik vond de serie geweldig, maar ze zongen in de film veels te veel.
  donderdag 24 april 2003 @ 21:54:03 #47
11923 I.R.Baboon
Schaterlachend langs ravijnen.
pi_9993671
Haha, ik snap nou die Dragonball Z-Imitatie pas.
Het gaat slecht, verder gaat het goed.
  donderdag 24 april 2003 @ 21:56:29 #48
25527 FallenAngel666
Think of the kittens!
pi_9993717
quote:
Op donderdag 24 april 2003 21:54 schreef I.R.Baboon het volgende:
Haha, ik snap nou die Dragonball Z-Imitatie pas.
Hahah serieus?!
Ik vind die echt meesterlijk!
Signature:
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pi_9993797
Zelfs na al die keren blijft ie geweldig!
pi_9993800
aarghh...ik heb het eerste halfuurtje gemist!
pi_9993831
quote:
Op donderdag 24 april 2003 21:54 schreef I.R.Baboon het volgende:
Haha, ik snap nou die Dragonball Z-Imitatie pas.
Die snapte ik ook net pas .

Hij was weer heerlijk coby

pi_9993975
hij blijft geweldig!

'God he'z ze biggest bitch of zem all!'

'Goodbye you guys'

'Paul McCartney krijgt een award van niemand minder dan Bono' - Beau van Erven Dorens.
http://www.last.fm/user/spacemangraig
  donderdag 24 april 2003 @ 22:09:43 #53
11923 I.R.Baboon
Schaterlachend langs ravijnen.
pi_9994049
quote:
Op donderdag 24 april 2003 21:56 schreef FallenAngel666 het volgende:

[..]

Hahah serieus?!
Ik vind die echt meesterlijk!


Ja, toen ik hem in de bios zag werd DBZ nog niet uitgezonden hier en daarna had ik hem niet meer gezien.
Het gaat slecht, verder gaat het goed.
pi_9994557
Erg grappige film, moest hem wel kijken nadat ik bownling for columbine had gezien ovkorz
  donderdag 24 april 2003 @ 22:30:20 #55
34721 BrauN
U HAV EIGHTS LOLZ!!!11!!
pi_9994640
Ik had hem destijds in de bios gezien, maar hoefde net geen moment te lachen... kweenie, maar de lol is er echt af vind ik.
  vrijdag 25 april 2003 @ 13:31:08 #56
5636 Vamos
Vamos Vidi Vici!
pi_10005486
quote:
Op donderdag 24 april 2003 21:50 schreef YourMaster het volgende:
Ik vond de film veel minder leuk dan de serie. Ik vond de serie geweldig, maar ze zongen in de film veels te veel.
De liedjes waren juist het meest geniale aan de film. Ze waren gewoon GOED

La Resistance lives on!

Religie maakt meer kapot dan je lief is
pi_10006566
Geweldige film


In Amerika werd er overigens het hardst gelachen toen ze Bill Gates neerknalden.

pi_10006617
Nog wat feitjes
quote:
In the hospital, there is a doctor named "Dr. No" listed on the wall chart. His duties are, according to the chart, "Kill Bond."


The heart/baked potato mix-up may be a reference to Cannibal! The Musical, written and directed by Trey Parker. In the song "It's a Shpadoinkle Day," some of the lyrics are: "My heart's as full as a baked potato."


When the boys first enter Cartman's house in the opening sequence, there is a picture on the end table of animation director Eric Stough's sister, Diana.


The doctor who tries to resuscitate Kenny is named "Dr. Doctor".


The film contains 399 profane words (the word "fuck" appears 133 times), 128 offensive gestures and 221 acts of violence.


There is a poster at the cinema advertising the movie "Mecha Streisand Takes Manhattan."


Stan's family (parents Randy and Sharon, sister Shelley) are named after Trey Parker's family. Kyle's parents, Gerald and Sheila, are named after Matt Stone's parents.


The piano that accompanies Big Gay Al's "I'm Super" song is a "Feltcher and Sons."


In a clandestine rebellion against MPAA who forced them to alter some of the film's content and its original title, Trey Parker and Matt Stone slipped the new title, "Bigger, Longer and Uncut" (adjectives that can describe a penis as well as the film) past the ratings board.


The portrait in Mr. Garrison's classroom is of U.S. Supreme Court Justice Thurgood Marshall.


According to a pie chart, the entire Canadian economy is based on Terrance and Philip, the snow ball machine, the tourist industry, the log industry, the porn industry, the "Dion Fish" industry, and X-Files filming.


The original title of the film was "South Park: All Hell Breaks Loose." The MPAA forced Parker and Stone to change the title, citing that all movie titles must be G-rated (despite the fact that there are many movies with the word "hell" in them - Hellraiser, From Hell, etc.). The MPAA also required Parker and Stone to make many changes in the movie, cutting many scenes that were deemed unsuitable. Instead, they made the movie even worse, adding more swear words and objectionable scenes. After resubmitting the new cut, the MPAA gave the movie the green light, and Parker and Stone partially credit the MPAA with giving them the incentive to make the movie funnier.


As of 2002, is listed in the Guinness Book of World Records for most profanity in an animated feature film.


When Sheila Broflofski holds up the newspaper article about Terrance & Phillip being on the Conan O'Brien show, there are other headlines, including "It's Raining Frogs!", "Christians Agree: Guns Are Nifty", and "Poop Ruled Edible".


  vrijdag 25 april 2003 @ 14:45:15 #59
35514 anima
nigga stole my yoshi
pi_10007314
quote:
The heart/baked potato mix-up may be a reference to Cannibal! The Musical, written and directed by Trey Parker. In the song "It's a Shpadoinkle Day," some of the lyrics are: "My heart's as full as a baked potato."
klopt helemaal , er zijn trouwens door de gehele serie van south park en de film terug koppelingen naar cannibal the musical.

bijvoorbeeld. in free hat vraagt iemand in een auto waar breckenridge ligt. Dit is de plaats waar ze in cannibal the musical naar toe willen.

En ook de bekende "well ive learned something today" is afkomstig van cannibal the musical. De DVD hiervan is een must have voor de south park fans

andere memorabel moment in bigger longer and uncut:

Whats a buttfor?????

For poopin you silly

>>>>Fotoboek<<<<
Ik geloof niet in God, maar ik geloof wel dat er iets is, citeerde Harry de halve wereld bevolking
pi_10013079
Eerste dat ik deze fiml zag, echt gaaf was die Die Saddam Hoessein En dat tele apparaat met Windows 98 Echt super
pi_10025550
*aansluit bij alle positieve reacties in dit topic*

Heb erg gelachen.

Er zitten ook veel grappige details in. Bijvoorbeeld "Felcher and sons" op de piano tijdens het lied van Big Gay Al en de cd van Alanis Morissette die ze op de brandstapel gooien die de titel "Naked and crying" draagt. .

Op donderdag 15 april 2004 13:52 schreef schatje het volgende:
SmashBro was echt een lieve jongen O+.
LaToya rules
pi_10025904
quote:
Op vrijdag 25 april 2003 18:33 schreef StephanL het volgende:
Eerste dat ik deze fiml zag, echt gaaf was die Die Saddam Hoessein En dat tele apparaat met Windows 98 Echt super
_you said that windows 98 work better en faster on the internet
-it does
*bang*

I'm sick of all this pooping stuff i'm getting my buttcheeks pierced together .
pi_10026068
No really, it's actually over 10.000 times faster tha......
"What will I get for christmas santa?"
-" Well Andy, you'll get cancer."
XBL gamertag: MaskedMuchachoO
pi_10026317
quote:
Op zaterdag 26 april 2003 12:55 schreef piet_pelle het volgende:
No really, it's actually over 10.000 times faster tha......
I'm sick of all this pooping stuff i'm getting my buttcheeks pierced together .
pi_10026327
quote:

Memorable Quotes from
South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999)

Page 14 of 33

Mr. Garrison: Sorry kids, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

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[In bed together.]
Satan: Is sex the only thing that matters to you?
Saddam Hussein: I love you.

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Satan: How come you always want to make love to me from behind? Is it because you want to pretend I'm somebody else?
Saddam Hussein: Satan, your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I going to pretend you are, Liza Minelli?

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Terrence: You're such a pig-fucker, Phillip!
Phillip: Terrance, why would you call me a pig-fucker?
Terrence: Well, let's see. First of all, you fuck pigs.
Phillip: Oh yeah!

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[Finishing his "Kyle's Mom" song]
Cartman: Kyle's Mom... She's a big, fat, fuckin' BIIIIIIIIITCH! Who's a fuckin' bitch? Kyle's Mooooooooom! Yeah!
[Notices Kyle's mom standing behind him]
Cartman: Oh fuck.

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[Kenny just died in the hospital]
Cartman: I bet him he couldn't do it. I bet him a hundred dollars.
Kyle: It's not your fault, Cartman.
Cartman: Dude, I know, I'm just fuckin' happy I don't have to pay him.
Kyle: Oh that's real nice! He was your friend, you fat fuck!

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Terrence: Now, Phillip, did you learn something in all this?
Phillip: I did, Terrence. I learned that you're a boner-biting, dick-fart, fuck-face!
[they laugh]

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Brian Dennehy: Did someone say my name?
Stan: Who are you?
Brian Dennehy: I'm Brian Dennehy.
Kyle: What? No, not fuckin' Brian Dennehy!
Stan: Get the fuck out of here!
Brian Dennehy: Oh. Bye.

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Stan: Dude, what the fuck is wrong with German people?

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[Demonstrating a "V-Chip" planted into Cartman]
Dr. Vosknocker: Now, I want you to say "doggy".
Cartman: Doggy.
Dr. Vosknocker: [to audience] Notice, that nothing happens.
[to Cartman]
Dr. Vosknocker: Now, say "montana".
Cartman: Montana.
Dr. Vosknocker: Good. Now, "pillow".
Cartman: Pillow.
Dr. Vosknocker: Alright. Now I want you to say "horse fucker".
Mrs. Cartman: Go on, honey. It's alright.
Cartman: Horse fu--
[gets shocked by the V-chip]
Cartman: That hurts, god damn it!
[gets shocked again]
Dr. Vosknocker: Now I want you to say "big floppy donkey dick".
Cartman: No!
Dr. Vosknocker: [to audience] Success! The child doesn't want to swear!
Cartman: This isn't fair, you sons of bi--
[gets shocked repeatedly]

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Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Cartman: Jew?
Kyle: No, he's talking about "fuck". You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat-ass!
Cartman: Why the fuck not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said "fuck" again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: Fuck!
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school councilor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was...
[picks up a megaphone]
Cartman: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS?
Stan: Holy shit, dude.

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[After student provides incorrect answer to math problem]
Mr. Garrison: Ok, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard... anyone?

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[To Phillip]
Terrence: This is worse than the time when I fell asleep and you put your dick in my mouth and took a picture.

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Brooke Shields: I once farted on the set of Blue Lagoon.

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Stan: [singing] The sun is shining and the grass is green. / Under the three feet of snow, I mean.

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Newscaster: It's been six weeks since Saddam Hussein was killed by wild boars and the world is still glad to be rid of him.

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Cartman: Kyle, all those times I said you were a dumb, stupid Jew, well, I was wrong, you're not a Jew.
Kyle: Cartman, I *am* Jewish!
Cartman: There, there, don't be hard on yourself, Kyle.

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Cartman: That movie has warped my fragile little mind.

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Cartman: Mom? If you were in a German Scheisse video, you... you'd tell me, wouldn't you?
[short pause]
Mrs. Cartman: Sure, hon.

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Cartman: Yes, that's right, I saw the Terrance and Phillip movie. Now who wants to touch me?

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Chef: Haven't you heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
General: I don't listen to hip-hop.

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General: Battalion #1! Step forward!
[All black soldiers step forward]
General: You are now ready for Operation Human Shield! Battalion #2! Step forward!
[All white soldiers step forward]
General: You are now ready for Operation Stay Behind The Darkies!
Chef: Didn't you ever hear about the Emancipation Proclamation?
General: I don't listen to hip-hop!

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Kyle: Let me have some more candy Cartman.
Cartman: Let's see, hmm, I don't have any Jewish candy.
Kyle: Fine! Like you really need more, fat boy!

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Dr. Doctor: We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live.

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Stan: But this is going to be the best movie ever! It's a foreign film from Canada.

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Stan: Hang on, before you do, search for the word "clitoris."
Kyle: OK, hang on... 1,830,000 pages found with the word clitoris.

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[singing]
Stan: What would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now? I bet he'd make a plan and follow through, that's what Brian Boitano'd do!
Kyle: When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics skating for the Gold he did two salchows and a triple lutz while wearing a blindfold.
Cartman: When Brian Boitano was in the Alps fighting grissly bears he used his magical fire breath and saved the maidens fair.
Stan Marsh, Kyle Broslofski: So what would Brian Boitano do if he were here today? I'm sure he'd kick as ass or two, that's what Brian Boitano'd do!
Cartman: I want this V-chip out of me! It has stunted my vocabulary!
Kyle: And I just want my mom to stop fighting everyone.
Stan: For Wendy I'll be an activist too, 'cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!
Eric Cartman, Kyle Broslofski, Stan Marsh: And what would Brian Boitano do? He'd call all the kids in town and tell them to unite for truth, that's what Brian Boitano'd do!

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Mr. Garrison: I can't wait to take leave so I can get me some fucking poontang.

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Canadian Representative: Our government has apologized for Bryan Adams on numerous occasions!

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[After student provides incorrect answer to math problem]
Mr. Garrison: All right, now let's hear it from someone who isn't a complete retard?

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Canadian Ambassador: Can I finish? Can I finish? Can I finish?
[pause]
Canadian Ambassador: I'm finished.

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Sheila Broflovski: Remember what the MPAA says; Horrific, Deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say ant naughty woids! That's what this war is all about!

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Saddam Hussein: All this torturing people gets me *hot*!

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Kyle: Hey, Mole, be careful.
Mole: Careful? Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a clothes hanger while I was still in the womb?
Stan: Man, that kid is fucked up!

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Cartman: Kyle, all those times I called you a stupid Jew, I didn't mean it. You're not a Jew.
Kyle: Yes I am, Cartman! I *am* a Jew!
Cartman: No, no, don't be so hard on yourself.

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Gregory: I must say, I don't believe I belong here with these rogues. I transferred from Yardale where I had a 4.0 grade point average.
Cartman: You're a fucking faggot, dude.

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Satan: [singing] Up there, there is so much room / Where baby's burp and flowers bloom / Everyone dreams I can dream too / Up there / Up where the skies are ocean blue / I could be safe and live without a care / Up there

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[Just finished watching Terrence and Phillip's motion picture]
Kyle: Dude, that movie was fucking sweet!
Cartman: You bet your fuckin' ass it was!
Stan: Fuck, dude, I wanna be just like Terrence and Phillip!

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Satan: [singing] But what if you never change? What if you remain a sandy little butthole?
Saddam Hussein: [Singing] Hey, Satan, don't be such a twit / Mother Teresa won't have shit on me.

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Jimbo: Oh boy, miliary action, Ned, we're gonna kill us some goddam Australians!
Ned Gerblanski: I think we're fighting Canadians.
Jimbo: Canadians, Australians, what's the difference?

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Stan: Listen Mr. homeless man, if you don't wanna buy us the tickets and not get your ten bucks and not buy yourself a bottle of vodka, then be my guest.
Homeless man: Six tickets please!

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Kyle: You are all just a bunch of ass-ramming uncle fuckers!

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Terrence: You donkey-raping shit eater!

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Cartman: Hey dudes!
Kyle: What's the matter Cartman?
Cartman: It's this V-Chip, I hate it! I can't say any dirty words
Kyle: Really? So you can't say Fuck?
Cartman: No!
Kyle: And you can't say Shit?
Cartman: No!
Kyle: So you can't say I'm Eric Cartman the Fattest fucking piece of Shit in the world?
Cartman: FUCK YOU!
[gets shocked by the V-chip]
Cartman: AHHH!!!
Kyle: Ewwww... Sweet!

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Sheila Broslofski: Gentlemen, do you have any last words?
Phillip: Last words? How's aboot: "Get me the fuck out of this chair!" How's that for last words?
Sheila Broslofski: Throw the switch, Mr. Garrison.
Mr. Garrison: Hey, I'm supposed to be anonymous!

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Chef: [singing] Everything worked out/What a happy end/Canadians and Americans are friends again.

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Satan: The day is mine!!

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Mr. Mackey: [singing] Step 4, don't say fuck anymore, 'cause fuck is the worst word that you can say.
Children: Fuck is the worst word that you can say. We shouldn't say fuck, no we shouldn't say fuck, fuck no!

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Kyle: What's the password?
Gregory: I don't know.
Kyle: Close enough.

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Gregory: I'm here for "la resistance."
Kyle: What's the password?
Gregory: I don't know.
Kyle: Guess.
Gregory: Uhhh...bacon.
Kyle: ...okay.

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Cartman [singing]: Well, Kyle's mom is a big, fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls./On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, on Wedensday and Saturday she's a bitch. Then on Sunday, just to be different, she's a duper-king-khameya bee-utch./Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She's a stupid bitch and she has stupid hair, she's a big big big big big big bitch./Bitch bitch bitch bitch, she's a stupid bitch. Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she's such a stupid bitch./Talk to kids around the world, it might go a little bit something like this!
[sings in mock foreign languages]

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Newscaster: Is Terrance and Philip affecting America's youth? Here with that report is a midget in a bikini.

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The Mole: Now, did you bring the mirror?
Stan: Check!
The Mole: Did you bring the rope?
Stan: Check!
The Mole: Did you bring the buttfor?
Stan: What's a buttfor?
The Mole: For pooping, silly.

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[American representative stands up and clears his throat]
[pause]
American Representative: Fuck Canada!
Canadian Representative: Hey fuck you buddy!

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Saddam Hussein: Let's start by building a big statue of me, right over there where that fat kid is standing.
Cartman: Hey, don't call me fat buttfucker!
[rays shoot from malfunctioning V-chip and kill a demon from hell]
Stan: Do it Cartman! Do it!
Cartman: Damn! Shit! Respect my fuckin' authoritayyy!
[shocks Saddam]
Saddam Hussein: You need to watch your mouth, brat.
Cartman: Dog-shit taco!
Saddam Hussein: Quick Satan! Do something!
Cartman: Try this on for size...Blood drenched frozen tampon popsicle!
Saddam Hussein: Hey, buddy! I know I was mean before. But don't worry - I can change!
Cartman: OK...not! Fuck, shit, cock, ass, titties, boner, bitch, muff, pussy, cunt, butthole, Barbra Streisand!

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Stan: I bet I get more candy than you.
Cartman: No way! I'm the candy-master!
Stan: No you're the ass-master, there's a difference.

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Mr. Mackie: Now children, why don't you tell me where you heard these words.
Kyle: Umm...
Stan: We heard Mr. Garrison say them a few times.
Mr. Mackie: Now I find it hard to believe Mr. Garrison said "eat penguin shit, you ass spelunker".

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Terrence: You're an Uncle-fucker, I must say!
Phillip: Well, you fucked your Uncle yesterday!

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Terrence: You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn/ You just fuck your Uncle all day long!

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[Kenny is falling into Hell, where he encounters the damned.]
George Burns: Hey, fuckface. Have you seen Gracie?

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[All hyped and ready after singing a song]
Stan: Can I have FIVE tickets to Terence Phillip: Asses on Fire, please?
[pause]
Cinema Worker: No!
Stan: What do you mean no?
Cinema Worker: This movie is rated R, it has naughty language... Next please!
Cartman: Ahh, I didn't wanna see it anyway, the animation's all crappy.
[The boys all walk down the street like cardboard cut outs]

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Stan: Hey, guys. Do you know where I can find the clitoris?
Kyle: The what?
Cartman: What, is that like finding Jesus or something?

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Cartman: Wow, I guess you can light a fart on fire, huh?

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Kenny's Mom: Well, fine. You go ahead and miss church and then when you die and go to hell, you can answer to Satan!
Kenny: [pauses] Okay!

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Kenny: Goodbye, you guys.

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The Mole: What do you think this is kid? T.V. kiddie hour where we all stand around and lick Barney the dinosaur fucking pussy?

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[watching porn online]
Kyle: Get out of here, Ike. You're too young for this stuff.
Ike: Bullshit.

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[hearing Terrence and Phillip say "donkey raping shit eater"]
Ike: Dopey pappy sheet eater.

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[Shelia Brovlovski is speaking on national television about war against Canada]
Shelia Brovlovski: ...if it's war they want, it's war they'll have!
[Puts up a peace sign]
Cartman: This is fucking weak...


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quote:
Op zaterdag 26 april 2003 13:14 schreef Duiveltja het volgende:
Mr. Garrison: Sorry kids, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
Die was ook meesterlijk .
Op donderdag 15 april 2004 13:52 schreef schatje het volgende:
SmashBro was echt een lieve jongen O+.
LaToya rules
  zaterdag 26 april 2003 @ 14:20:10 #67
45530 Mistix
Twenty Something
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kyle: Cartman can i have some of that candy?
Cartman. : hmmm lemme think.. NO

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General: Battalion #1! Step forward!
[All black soldiers step forward]
General: You are now ready for Operation Human Shield! Battalion #2! Step forward!
[All white soldiers step forward]
General: You are now ready for Operation Stay Behind The Darkies!
Chef: Didn't you ever hear about the Emancipation Proclamation?
General: I don't listen to hip-hop!

And try not get killed for god's sake.

And first line, remember,protect our tanks and planes to!!

"What will I get for christmas santa?"
-" Well Andy, you'll get cancer."
XBL gamertag: MaskedMuchachoO
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Saddam Hussein: Let's start by building a big statue of me, right over there where that fat kid is standing.
Cartman: Hey, don't call me fat buttfucker!
[rays shoot from malfunctioning V-chip and kill a demon from hell]
Stan: Do it Cartman! Do it!
Cartman: Damn! Shit! Respect my fuckin' authoritayyy!
[shocks Saddam]
Saddam Hussein: You need to watch your mouth, brat.
Cartman: Dog-shit taco!
Saddam Hussein: Quick Satan! Do something!
Cartman: Try this on for size...Blood drenched frozen tampon popsicle!
Saddam Hussein: Hey, buddy! I know I was mean before. But don't worry - I can change!
Cartman: OK...not! Fuck, shit, cock, ass, titties, boner, bitch, muff, pussy, cunt, butthole, Barbra Streisand!


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quote:
Op donderdag 24 april 2003 18:02 schreef thiamat het volgende:
Hij is ook meesterlijk geacteerd , denk niet dat echte acteurs het beter zouden kunnen, en zeker die uitspraken van cartman niet!
Ook opmerkelijk dat slechts drie personen het grootste deel van de stemmen voor hun rekening nemen:

Trey Parker > Stan Marsh/Eric Cartman/Satan/Mr. Herbert Garrison/Phillip Niles Argyle/Randy Marsh/Tom the News Reporter/Midget in a Bikini/Ticket Taker/Canadian Ambassador/Bombadeers/Mr. Mackey/Army General/Ned Gerblanski/Additional Voices

Matt Stone > Kyle Broslofski/Kenny McCormick/Saddam Hussein/Terrence Henry Stoot/Jimbo Kearn/Gerald Broslofski/Bill Gates/Additional Voices

Mary Kay Bergman > Liane Cartman/Sheila Broslofski/Sharon Marsh/Wendy Testaburger/Clitoris/Additional Voices

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door SmashBro op 28-04-2003 11:42]

Op donderdag 15 april 2004 13:52 schreef schatje het volgende:
SmashBro was echt een lieve jongen O+.
LaToya rules
  maandag 28 april 2003 @ 11:42:18 #71
11923 I.R.Baboon
Schaterlachend langs ravijnen.
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quote:
Op maandag 28 april 2003 11:41 schreef SmashBro het volgende:

[..]

Ook opmerkelijk dat drie personen het grootste deel van de stemmen voor hun rekening nemen:

Trey Parker - Stan Marsh/Eric Cartman/Satan/Mr. Herbert Garrison/Phillip Niles Argyle/Randy Marsh/Tom the News Reporter/Midget in a Bikini/Ticket Taker/Canadian Ambassador/Bombadeers/Mr. Mackey/Army General/Ned Gerblanski/Additional Voices

Matt Stone - Kyle Broslofski/Kenny McCormick/Saddam Hussein/Terrence Henry Stoot/Jimbo Kearn/Gerald Broslofski/Bill Gates/Additional Voices

Mary Kay Bergman - Liane Cartman/Sheila Broslofski/Sharon Marsh/Wendy Testaburger/Clitoris/Additional Voices


Mary Kay Bergman heeft vlak daarna zelfmoord gepleegd. Ze deed ook stemmen voor I.M.Weasel en zo. .
Het gaat slecht, verder gaat het goed.
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Ik zie het ja. http://us.imdb.com/Name?Bergman,%20Mary%20Kay

Ze heeft wel veel dingen ingesproken. Ook de papegaai in Deep Blue Sea.

Op donderdag 15 april 2004 13:52 schreef schatje het volgende:
SmashBro was echt een lieve jongen O+.
LaToya rules
pi_10065061
quote:
Op maandag 28 april 2003 11:41 schreef SmashBro het volgende:

[..]

Ook opmerkelijk dat slechts drie personen het grootste deel van de stemmen voor hun rekening nemen:

Trey Parker > Stan Marsh/Eric Cartman/Satan/Mr. Herbert Garrison/Phillip Niles Argyle/Randy Marsh/Tom the News Reporter/Midget in a Bikini/Ticket Taker/Canadian Ambassador/Bombadeers/Mr. Mackey/Army General/Ned Gerblanski/Additional Voices

Matt Stone > Kyle Broslofski/Kenny McCormick/Saddam Hussein/Terrence Henry Stoot/Jimbo Kearn/Gerald Broslofski/Bill Gates/Additional Voices

Mary Kay Bergman > Liane Cartman/Sheila Broslofski/Sharon Marsh/Wendy Testaburger/Clitoris/Additional Voices


Vergeet de cameo's van bv george clooney en brent spinner niet!
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quote:
Op zaterdag 26 april 2003 14:20 schreef Mistix het volgende:
kyle: Cartman can i have some of that candy?
Cartman. : hmmm lemme think.. NO


..i don't have any jewish candy
pi_10066808
ik kan ook niet wachten tot ik south park op tv zie
pi_10067854
vanavond, 23.05 op V8
pi_10073926
Wat een superleuke film. Echt hilarisch!
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quote:
Op maandag 28 april 2003 14:01 schreef Clyde_Frog het volgende:
vanavond, 23.05 op V8
De serie ja
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Cartmans moeder: "Why look Eric, Its your little friends!"
Ike : "Funny Man!!!"

  Moderator donderdag 1 mei 2003 @ 14:05:16 #80
1212 crew  Mike
Excellent!
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quote:
Op donderdag 1 mei 2003 14:03 schreef fratsman het volgende:
Cartmans moeder: "Why look Eric, Its your little friends!"
Ike : "Funny Man!!!"


Volgens mij zegt Ike gewoon "Cart Man!", toch?
In some matters there's no reality, only perception. Truth exists, but people have a vested interest in not knowing it.
pi_10134778
Heb net nog ns gekeken op de dvd en hij zegt wel degelijk "funny man!"
  donderdag 1 mei 2003 @ 16:19:35 #82
38839 Henkuzz
ga toch heen
pi_10134861
Toch maar de DVD halen want ik heb hem weer eens gemist

Alle 2 de keren

Weetje .... bekijk het maar allemaal
  vrijdag 2 mei 2003 @ 12:57:55 #83
20403 Komakie
That's Gnarly!
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quote:
Op zaterdag 26 april 2003 13:14 schreef Duiveltja het volgende:

[..]


De hele film is gewoon een "memorable quote"

Terje Haakonsen: "Snowboarding is about fresh tracks, carving powder, being yourself and not being judged by others"
Komakie: "Van sneeuwballen gooien komt boemsen!"
Shaun Farmer: "That's gnarly"
  zondag 10 december 2006 @ 19:40:51 #84
67640 SaintOfKillers
Hold me closer, Tony Danza
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Topicactiveringskick
The average burglar breaks in and leaves clues everywhere. But not me. I'm completely clueless.
  zondag 10 december 2006 @ 19:42:03 #85
27619 victorinox
Big, fuck-off shiny ones
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Mogen 16+ films tegenwoordig al om 19:00uur beginnen?
The thoughts of others screech at them like the forced laughs of a billion art house movie patrons.
IMDb Vote History
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quote:
Op zondag 10 december 2006 19:42 schreef victorinox het volgende:
Mogen 16+ films tegenwoordig al om 19:00uur beginnen?
In de winter wel, dan is het vroeger donker.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
pi_44310901
OMG bump van 3 jaar, door een moderater!!!
Ja dit is m denkik echtwel! <-- ik heb het 1m topic!
De cursus rietdekken gaat niet door... Riet is ziek...
Knippermachine! is niet voor gevoelige mensen of epilepsie patienten bedoelt.
pi_44316181
film blijft geniaal
mumbo jumbo who are you? AAAHHHH!!!
pi_53673150
Komt er eigenlijk ooit nog eens een vervolg op deze film?
Een van de beste comedies ooit gemaakt namelijk.
pi_53696771
Zo vaak heb ik deze gekeken
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
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