Hip-Hop Sterkste/Grappigste (Punch)Lines

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Op zaterdag 19 april 2003 13:24 schreef Bioslock het volgende:
Throw your hand in the air and wave them like you just don't care. . Zoiets? .

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Back shots is my position, I gotcha wishin for an intermission
Fuck the kissin, lickin down to your belly button, I ain't frontin
They don't call me B.I.G. for nuttin, all of a sudden (BIG)

Rumor has it "The Blueprint" classic
Couldn't even be stopped by Bin Laden
So September 11th marks the era forever
of a revolutionary Jay Guevero (Jay-Z)

Gimme the loot (Biggie).....kan geen stukje vinden...moet je de hele tekst maar luisteren

I strangled you to death then I choked you again
Then break your fuckin legs till your bones poke through your skin
You beef wit me, I'ma even the score equally
Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer ass legally (eminem)

You want me to fix up lyrics while the President gets his dick sucked?
{*ewwww*} Fuck that, take drugs, rape sluts
Make fun of gay clubs, men who wear make-up
Get aware, wake up, get a sense of humor
Quit tryin to censor music, this is for your kid's amusement
(The kids!) But don't blame me when lil' Eric jumps off of the terrace
You shoulda been watchin him - apparently you ain't parents (eminem)

I'm like, "Guidance - ain't they got the same moms and dads
who got mad when I asked if they liked violence?"
And told me that my tape taught 'em to swear
What about the make-up you allow your 12-year-old daughter to wear?
(Hmm?) So tell me that your son doesn't know any cuss words
when his bus driver's screamin at him, fuckin him up worse
("Go sit the fuck down, you little fuckin prick!")
And fuck was the first word I ever learned
up in the third grade, flippin the gym teacher the bird (eminem)

I don't got that bad of a mouth, do I?
Fuck shit ass bitch cunt, shooby-de-doo-wop (what?)
Skibbedy-be-bop, a-Christopher Reeves
Sonny Bono, skis horses and hittin some trees (HEY!) (eminem)

zijn wel leuke stukjes.....voor de gekke dingen - Eminem
voor harde teksten - BiG
Goede teksten - Jay Z en Nas
the rest wil follow
Er is teveel om op te noemen...

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Op zaterdag 19 april 2003 13:42 schreef Flaman het volgende:
de lyrics van een track werd niet gevraagd volgens mij

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I strangled you to death then I choked you again
Then break your fuckin legs till your bones poke through your skin
You beef wit me, I'ma even the score equally
Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer ass legally

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Maar al die rest van die 'gangsta niggaz' heb ik het niet zo op... praten alleen maar over hoeveel ze wel niet neuken enzo... puberaal gedoe voor een stelletje dertig jarigen...

Artist : Atmosphere
Song : Trailer Park Chicken

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Maar al die rest van die 'gangsta niggaz' heb ik het niet zo op... praten alleen maar over hoeveel ze wel niet neuken enzo... puberaal gedoe voor een stelletje dertig jarigen...

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Sorry, dunniecash wilde het even kwijt, weet momenteel ff geen punchline, maar kom er nog wel een paar tegen.

"You can date a stick of dynamite and wouldn't go out with a bang"

Allebei van eminem, er zijn er nog veel meer die echt leuk zijn, maar die kan ik nu ff niet bedenken

Snoop dogg in I just wanna fuck you van Dr. Dre, sowieso geinige tekst trouwens.

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Op zaterdag 19 april 2003 15:04 schreef jammin4life het volgende:
I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed.

Snoop dogg in I just wanna fuck you van Dr. Dre, sowieso geinige tekst trouwens.

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"Ik kan kletsen als platte handen op die blote bibs"

"nog een foute opmerking en ik zwijg je dood"

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Op zaterdag 19 april 2003 15:57 schreef search64 het volgende:
Ik vind alle rapteksten lachwekkend

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Op zaterdag 19 april 2003 17:11 schreef usernotfound het volgende:
Ik vind jou hoofd ook lachwekkend

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Op zaterdag 19 april 2003 17:16 schreef search64 het volgende:

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Poëtisch gezegd. Maak er een raptekst van.

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Op zaterdag 19 april 2003 17:21 schreef Seborik het volgende:

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Dat wordt een vette diss.

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Op zaterdag 19 april 2003 15:54 schreef Subliminal het volgende:
ik vind die texten van Extince altijd nog zo vet:

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You remind me of school on a sunday - no class.
Redman - Pick It Up

Dissed you dismissed you yeah I fixed you
Let your girl suck on the shit that I piss through
Redman - It's Like That (My Big Brother)

Ze zei maar al die chicks die je er buiten mij op na hield
Waarom deed je dat dan
Ik zei, maar Julio Iglesias dan
Extince - Viervoeters

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Op zaterdag 19 april 2003 17:25 schreef MaffiaInc het volgende:

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..die stoeipoes wordt lauw zodra ze dit hoort,
ik zeg, ze neemt me vaker in 'r mond dan een lidwoord....

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toilet water splashes me right up the ass/
cuz i'm always shittin while i'm spittin like master p (uuuh!)/

eminem - get you mad

ik ben verliefd op wazige groente, ik noem het wiet-love/

terilekst - die al gedownload

women is faul, for you know you stuck with a child/
well fuck that, i aint tryin to hear that/
i was raised in harmony with the streets, so that's my bitch/

Uniq - Wildin Out

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Typisch verloop van topic }:

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Maar ik heb er ook een:
What goes around comes around, I figure
Now we got white kids calling themselves nigger
KRS-ONE

Smif-N-Wesson -- Bucktown

Before a blunt, I take out my fronts
Then I start to front, matter of fact, I be on a manhunt
Nas -- Halftime

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door PaRoDiUzZ op 19-04-2003 19:06]

I'm not sayin' i'm number one
i'm sorry i lied
i'm number one, two ,three ,four and five!!

Step into a world

Eminem: Nah baby, you're the same size."
Uit: Doe Ray Me van D12 & Obie Trice & G-Unit

The only excuse for being broke is being in jail.
Uit:Tired of being broke - 50 Cent ft. Product G&B

Nine - Lyin' King

I came into this world high as a bird
From second hand cocain powder
i know it sounds absurd

Outkast - Babylon

For you, in this era, this mic's still a terror
My scripts consist of printed parchness
I gave the apple to Eve and she ate it
Built the pyramids and the Sphinx, and now you fuckin hate it

High and Mighty f/ Defari, Evidence - Top Prospects

Kom straks nog wel met een paar anderen.

Trouwens wel een leuk idee dit topic

And even after all my logic and my theory
I add a motherfucker so all you ig'nant nigga's hear me
The Fugees - Zealots

Nigga's wanna be L
Bitches wanna see L
If I go to jail you'll wear a shit saying free L
Big L - On The Mic

Aiiyo you could probably find Rakaa at De Rokerij
Puffin' AK, sippin cafe au lait
In Amsterdam chillin in the cafe all day
Dilated Peoples - Hard Hitters

Ze noemen me Jaws omdat ik altijd high ben
Populair in Limburg omdat ik zo fly ben
Jiggy & SpaceKees - Gek Doen

You battle me, you won, you mighta then you woke up
Redman - It's Like That (My Big Brother)

Jean Grae -- Live 4 U
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I'm right in front of my front steps thinking of a plan
Looking like Raggedy Ann, no dough in hand kicking a can
Thinking of a plot to pull some bank in
Because I'm dead and stinking
Soles on my shoes winking, t-shirt is shrinking

Kool G Rap -- Ill Street Blues

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No wonder generation X remains emotionless
misinformed then entertained on ignorance by hyppocrites
Circultaing seediness validated by leadership whoses primary motive is to make the public more obedient

Bahamadia -- Beautiful Things

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We the American working population
Hate the fact that eight hours a day
Is wasted on chasing the dream of someone that isn't us
And we may not hate our jobs
But we hate jobs in general
That don't have to do with fighting our own causes

Aesop Rock -- 9-5ers anthem

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door PaRoDiUzZ op 20-04-2003 14:35]

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Op zondag 20 april 2003 13:29 schreef dunniecash het volgende:
Is dat niet "Rap Recent", van SpaceKees en TeRilekst.

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Op zaterdag 19 april 2003 19:05 schreef Bonobo11 het volgende:
I'm not sayin' i'm number one
i'm sorry i lied
i'm number one, two ,three ,four and five!!

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Geweldig topic

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Op zaterdag 19 april 2003 13:40 schreef M2theC het volgende:
When it comes to sex, I'm similar to the thriller in Manila
Honeys call me Bigga the condom filler
Whether it's stiff tongue or stiff dick
Biggie squeeze it to make shit fit, now check this shit (BIG)

Back shots is my position, I gotcha wishin for an intermission
Fuck the kissin, lickin down to your belly button, I ain't frontin
They don't call me B.I.G. for nuttin, all of a sudden (BIG)

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The Blob die opschept over dattie zo'n grote lul heeft...how pathetic can you get!?

Masta Ace & Nas - Acknowledge.

Shit on you
"And all women ain't shit - only good for cookin, cleanin
and sucking dick and thats it "

creep show
"Got twenties on the Escort, bitch park my shit"

"LL told me rock the bells, NWA said fuck the police, now I'm in jail
'93 was strictly R&B, fucked haircut, listenin' to Jodeci
Michael Jackson who gonna tell me I ain't Mike? Ass cheeks painted white, fuckin' Priscilla tonight
Flyin' down Sunset smokin' crack, transvestite in the front, Eddie Murphy in the back
MOP had grimy and gritty, Marilyn Manson, I died my hair blue, and grew some titties
Ludacris told me to throw them bows, now I'm in the hospital with a broken nose and a fractured elbow."

Bizarre in Eminem`s "When The Music Stops".

"There's three things to keep me from being a Nazi
I'm black, a fag, and my dad's Liberace"

Bizarre In D12`s "Revelation".

Eminem & D12 4ever!!!

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Op zondag 20 april 2003 22:00 schreef keeper het volgende:
Krijgen we nu het hele verzamelde werk van Bizarre te lezen in dit topic .

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Op zaterdag 19 april 2003 18:08 schreef Subliminal het volgende:

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hihi jah hijs zo goed, echt ik hoop dat ie binnenkort weer eens een leuke plaat uit brengt met meer van die geniale dingen

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*Ik ben te laat want mn fiets heeft een wielklem

* je lyrics zijn net als drummers zonder handen en slaan nergens op

beide van Tha brainiac jinxboy my man Brainpowah!

Diss nummer aan het veel gasten, echt super lachen om sommige stukken te horen..

I'm a klepto nah for real son I'm sick
I'm bout to stick Slick Rick for all that old school shit
Right now I'm bent and when I get like this I don't think
About to make Stevie J take off that tight ass mink
I'll rob Pun without a gun snatch his piece then run
This nigga weigh 400 pounds, how he gon catch me son?

Cannibus wanna battle while I'm stickin them up
Nigga get capped coroners pickin em up
Heavy tried to hide his shit, nigga try to stall ya
He said "Why you robbin me I got _Nuttin But Love_ for ya!"
Caught Juvenile for his Cash Money piece
Told him I want it all he said, "Even my gold teeth?"

I'll rob Boys II Men like I'm Michael Bivins
Catch Tyson for half that cash like Robyn Givens
I'm hungry for real im bout to stick Mister C
That nigga still eatin off Big's first LP
I had Busta and the whole Flipmode on the floor
He asked me if I had enuff I told him "Gimme Some More"

(en nu die ook mensen als Slick Rick Disst , neem ik hem al helemaal niet serieus meer , voorzover ik dat al gedaan had , die gast komt net om de hoek kijken)

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door PaRoDiUzZ op 21-04-2003 12:40]

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Op maandag 21 april 2003 11:46 schreef PaRoDiUzZ het volgende:
dissen ? hij kopieert/combineert gewoon rhymes van anderen , not quite interesting

(en nu die ook mensen als Slick Rick Disst , neem ik hem al helemaal niet serieus meer , voorzover ik dat al gedaan had , die gast komt net om de hoek kijken)

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Op maandag 21 april 2003 12:48 schreef SimtekF1 het volgende:

Hij komt helemaal niet net om de hoek kijken.
Hij is nu pas bekend geworden, maar hij was al erg lang bezig.

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Op maandag 21 april 2003 12:50 schreef Tony_Montana67 het volgende:

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Vergeleken met Slick Rick wel

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Naar mijn mening is het grappig en daarom heb ik het erin gezet. hij zegt ook Slick Rick for that oldschool shit..Die gast zit er natuurlijk veel langer in, misschien is tie ook wat ouder.

Het gaat er toch om dat het grappig moest zijn...Maar jij zal wel weer zo'n 50 hater zijn, dat begint gewoon Oubollig te worden.

"I've been using a mathematic formula
2 + 7 bullets already went though ya
obviously it makes that even Hell or Heaven dont want ya"

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Op maandag 21 april 2003 13:43 schreef Tjam het volgende:

Verhaaltje

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Op maandag 21 april 2003 13:51 schreef Tony_Montana67 het volgende:

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Ik ken het nummer wel van een mixtape van Tony Touch. Vergeleken met z'n nieuwere werk is het idd wel aardig, maar een echte fan zal ik nooit worden. Dan vind ik deze text een stuk aardiger, maar ja, da's mijn mening

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Uit Sugar Hill Gang - Rappers Delight. .

-Osdorp Posse

This speech is my recital, I think it's very vital
To rock (a rhyme), that's right (on time)
It's Tricky is the title, here we go...

I met this little girlie, her hair was kinda curly
Went to her house and bust her out, I had to leave real early
These girls are really sleazy, all they just say is please me
Or spend some time and rock a rhyme, I said "It's not that easy"

- Run DMC

Sometimes I like to brag
Sometimes I'm soft spoken
When I'm in Holland I eat the "pannekoeken"

- Beastie Boys

The other night I met a girl and she looked to be so nice.
I asked her for the digits and she didn't think twice.
A couple of days later called her up and asked her out.
She said with you, I said with me and then she said without a doubt.
So I took her to a garden where I guess they grow the olives,
she wore a tighter skirt than any I had seen in college.
She said she liked to smoke and drink while cursing like a sailor,
I asked her where she got her mouth and if she had a tailor.
Finally I walked her to the door to say goodnight,
she said "I am an apple, would you care to take a bite?".
Politely I refused and said "I'm looking for a lady",
so she slapped me in the face and said "Boy, you must be crazy".

- DC Talk

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Op zondag 20 april 2003 22:00 schreef keeper het volgende:
Krijgen we nu het hele verzamelde werk van Bizarre te lezen in dit topic .

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You wonder why I come so quick?
I wanna get this shit over with! and go to sleep
-->RZA op "domestic violence"

So keep your lyrics calm, they might be there with their moms
And pops, you need to drop somethin clean with no cussin
But my shit is... But nothin, don't wanna hear these parents fussin
Bout your 5th Ward filth and you holdin your crotch
Nobody wanna hear bout what you wanna poke in they mouth
--> Devin the Dude, Who's that man moma

"Six million ways to day, choose one
Or booya,
you can get one assigned to ya!"
Royce Da 5'9 - Get'cha Paper

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Op zondag 20 april 2003 21:08 schreef Steve-O het volgende:
Shit on you
"And all women ain't shit - only good for cookin, cleanin
and sucking dick and thats it "

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Op zondag 20 april 2003 21:08 schreef Steve-O het volgende:
Ik moet altijd om bizarre lachen

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Drop out of school, take drugs and molest sluts
Got your girlfriend suckin on my left nut
Your parents don't like me, but guess what?
*zingt* Cause Bizarre don't give a fuuuuuck

Jay-Z-Friend or Foe:

you're twitchin, don't do that, you makin me nervous
my crew, well, they do pack, them niggas is murderous
so would ya, please put your hand back in sight
they don't like to see me nervous you can understand that, right?
you draw, better be picasso, y'know the best
cause if this is not so, ah, god bless
you leave me no choice, i leave you no voice
believe me son i hate to do it just as bad as you hate to see it done
now calm your boys,
cause i'm findin it a little hard to concentrate with all the noise
get the point, i'll let ya go,
before ya leave,i guess i oughta let you know, i need those keys
and promise you never, no matter the weather
evaevaevaevaevaevaevaevaeva come around here no mo'

(vind het gewoon goed hoe hij dit...deliverd,het is grappig)

Rakim-My Melody:

I take 7 MC's put em in a line
And add 7 more brothas who think they can rhyme
Well, it'll take 7 more before I go for mine
And that's 21 MC's ate up at the same time

Never again shall we march like sheep to the slaughter
Never again shall we sit and take orders
Stripped of our culture
Robbed of our name (never again)
Raped of our freedom and thrown into the flames (never again)

Some fled through the rumors of wars
But most left were dead, few escaped to the shores
With just 1 loaf of bread
Banished, hold in for questioning
And vanished
Never to be seen again
I can't express the pain
That was felt on the train
To Auscwitz, tears poured down like rain
Naked face to face
With the master race
Hatred blood of David
My heart belongs to God and stay sacred
Rabbi's and priests
Disabled individuals
The poor, the scholars all labeled common criminals
Mass extermination
Total annihilation
Shipped into the ghetto and prepared for liquidation
Tortured and starved
Innocent experiments
Stripped down and carved up or gassed to death
The last hour, I smelled the flowers
Flashbacks of family then sent to the showers
Powerless undressed
Women with babies clumped tight to their chest
Crying
Who would've guessed dying
Another life lost
Count the cost
Another body gas burned and tossed in the holocaust (never again)

Wu-Tang Clan - Protect Ya Neck stukje van reakwon

The way I make the crowd go wild, sit back relax won't smile
Rae got it goin on pal, call me the rap assassinator
Rhymes rugged and built like Schwarzenegger

jay-z -Big pimpin

Many chicks wanna put Jigga fist in cuffs
Divorce him and split his bucks

Jermaine Dupri & jay -z - Money Ain't A Thang

In the Ferrari or Jaguar, switchin four lanes
With the top down screamin out
Money ain't a thang

En er zijn er natuurlijk nog veel meer

Osdorp Posse - Dump die junk

En om Pozor/Premo ff te representen:

Everybody kiss the fuckin floor, Joey Crack, buck em all
If they move, Noodles shoot that fuckin whore
Dead in the middle of Little Italy little did we know
that we riddled some middleman who didn't do diddily
Big Punisher ft Fat Joe - Twinz (Deep Cover '98)
Vooral die flow op het end .

'Your arms are too short to box with gods.
I don't kill soloists, only kill squads
Fame went to their heads, so now it's F*ck Nas?!
Yesterday you begged for a deal, today you tough guys?!'

Nas - Ether

'Rockefeller died of AIDS, that was the end of his chapter
And that's the guy y'all chose to name your company after?
Put it together, I rock hoes, y'all rock fellas'

Check gewoon hier: http://www.ohhla.com/YFA_nas.html en klik wat aan zou ik zeggen

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Op zaterdag 19 april 2003 22:46 schreef keeper het volgende:
Fuck Robin Hood
Ik schiet recht
Niet met een boog.
benffdenaam+trackkwijt

And even after all my logic and my theory
I add a motherfucker so all you ig'nant nigga's hear me
The Fugees - Zealots

Nigga's wanna be L
Bitches wanna see L
If I go to jail you'll wear a shit saying free L
Big L - On The Mic

Aiiyo you could probably find Rakaa at De Rokerij
Puffin' AK, sippin cafe au lait
In Amsterdam chillin in the cafe all day
Dilated Peoples - Hard Hitters

Ze noemen me Jaws omdat ik altijd high ben
Populair in Limburg omdat ik zo fly ben
Jiggy & SpaceKees - Gek Doen

You battle me, you won, you mighta then you woke up
Redman - It's Like That (My Big Brother)

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Shyne - That's gangsta

en zo nog honderd van die vrolijke zinnetjes
in Koning Willem (ofsoiets) van Osdorp posse

Maar je moet hem eigenlijk horen .

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Op woensdag 23 april 2003 17:06 schreef keeper het volgende:
They call me 2-na
As in Fish in sea
Self efficiency
That's my mission see
Jurassic 5 - In The Flesh

Maar je moet hem eigenlijk horen .

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Op dinsdag 22 april 2003 23:10 schreef BAZZA het volgende:
"I never had hope, until I sold dope"

Shyne - That's gangsta

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"Got any last words? I got two
Try Fuck and you ,like that!"

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The shit you were listening to was sponsored by MADD - Motherfuckers Against Drunk Drivin'"

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M.C.A. said, "Yo, you know this kid?"
I said, "I didn't." but I know he did
The kid said, "Get ready cause this ain't funny
My name's Mike D. and I'm about to get money."
Pulled out the jammy aimed it at the sky
He yelled, "Stick 'em up!" and let two fly
Hands went up and people hit the floor
He wasted two kids that ran for the door
"I'm Mike D. and I get respect
Your cash and your jewelry is what I expect"
M.C.A. was with it and he's my ace
So I grabbed the piano player and I punched him in the face
The piano player's out the music stopped
His boy had beef and he got dropped
Mike D. grabbed the money M.C.A. snatched the gold
I grabbed two girlies and a beer that's cold.

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Got stopped at the mall the other day
Heard a call from the other way
that I just came from, some nigga was sayin somethin
talkin bout "Hey man, you remember me from school?" smoke some
Naw not really but he kept smilin like a clown
facial expression lookin silly
And he kept askin me, what kind of car you drive, I know you paid
I know y'all got buku of hoes from all them songs that y'all done made
And I replied that I had been goin through tha same thing that he had
True I got more fans than the average man but not enough loot to last me
to the end of the week, I live by the beat like you live check to check
If you don't move yo' foot then I don't eat, so we like neck to neck
Yes we done come a long way like them Slim ass cigarettes
from Virginia, this ain't gon stop so we just gonna continue

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Op zaterdag 26 april 2003 17:29 schreef dunniecash het volgende:
"Sowieso, zakelijker dan een marskramer
Ik loop een condomerie binnen en zeg "Waar is de paskamer?"
Extince - Madam Jeanette

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En dat nummer van The Proov heeft sowieso erg veel sterke lines.

En in een freestyle met Sage Francis heeft Apathy ook wel een erg leuke:

Ay yo, i don't play. I jerk off in a cup and sell it on e-bay.

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Op zaterdag 26 april 2003 17:29 schreef dunniecash het volgende:
"Sowieso, zakelijker dan een marskramer
Ik loop een condomerie binnen en zeg "Waar is de paskamer?"
Extince - Madam Jeanette

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Uit Madame Jeanette komt wel deze line, die er op lijkt:

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Ze zegt kun jij mij misschien vertellen wat je maat is
En ik denk bij mezelf nee niet precies, maar schatje, raad eens

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Nog meer Nederlands, iets onbekender, maar zeer sterk:

Represailles - Tijd voor kwali
Rap werd verwekt toen moeder taal vreemd ging met een vette beat, de rest is geschied-en-is nu te horen zonder storen als de lettergrepen loco rollend over de vier sporen van de Tascam taperecorder met de wrede metaforen voor de gevorderde oren in de woorden verborgen

Dilated Peoples f/ Defari, Everlast, Phil Tha Agony, Planet Asia - The Platform Remix

See even without the gift there's yours so don't be tryin to knock me
I say what I want to say, as long it sounds funky
Some MC's wanted to buy me, so they try to take stands
But they don't understand, I'm the motherfuckin man

Lords Of The Underground - Chief Rocka

With virtuality, poetry I successfully
Bring crews agony in virtual reality
See, first I puzzle your brain like The Riddler
Then, I catch you in the gut like Jack the Ripper
I'm the hot mustard dipper, money getter, mic gripper
Wack MC get rid of nigga

Keith Murray - Call My Name

This whole world is based on hypocrisy
It's evil to the roots and now we burn and loot, and shoot guns
Extort funds, kidnap another Patty Hearst
and tap her daddy's purse, anarchist, smoking cannabis
wrapped in brown leaves, you now trapped with the town thieves

Brand Nubian - Time Is Running Out

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Op zondag 27 april 2003 20:06 schreef Nevermind het volgende:
Welk nummer is dat van de Beastie Boys met pannekoeken?

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Op zondag 27 april 2003 19:54 schreef SoSolid het volgende:
check ff http://www.hiphopworld.nl daar staan twee vette battles en die Jin is zwaar chill, hij freestylet echt goeie punchlines

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Ascending to a level with the gods and I tote
Loads and mounds of people
As they reach new heights
A half-a-mile from heaven is the party site
And I'm the attraction
The ods will be packed in
Coming out of their pockets for me to rock it
And acting
Like they've never ever ever been entertained
They try to act godly but they can't maintain
Aphrodite would freak
As her knees get weak
And Venus would peak
Off every word I speak
Zeus would get loose
Fully induced
I'll make Apollo's ryhmes sound like
Mother Goose
By night's end
Mercury is so hyped
He'd spread the word
That there's a god on the mic
Captivating all the other gods
By the masses
Described as a dark-skinned brother in glasses
But unlike the other gods
I ain't a myth
You wanna rif
I suggest you take the fifth

Like I faze ya I amaze ya
Ali and Fraizer I
Get deja vu from listening to
The rhymes that cut like an uppercut
And rings a bell too
I come out smoking
Hard from the first round
Stinging like a bee
And the bell is the worst sound
Cause I don't wanna let up
If you can get up
I'm fed up
The rhymes are sped up
To mess your head up
When the rhyme is over
They tally the scorecard
I get more points
Cause you hit the floor hard
But I'm hittin' hard
The very last thing
That you remember
Is a rhyme in your face
And the crowd yell timbre

-- Kool Moe Dee

I am a brother, young, gifted and black
There's no need for the profane rap
I'm lyrically potent, very well versed
Some rappers can't rap and try to hide it with a curse

How can you say you're the best?
Get put to the test in front of a million and fess
Tried to withdraw because you saw
The juice I got's not like before
Huh, I'm formidable, unforgettable
You're submittable, you look pitiful
Yeah you're headstrong, but you're dead wrong
Wanna survive? Stick with the love songs
Take off your shirt, flex and flirt
And leave the real hard rhymes to the hard rhyme experts
If you don't, boy you'll get hurt
Feel like dirt and have to revert
To comin' on stage butt naked
To make up for what you can't do on record

Ik heb deze shit al lang onder de knie,
hou van mannen en vrouwen, ben een beetje bi,
maar niet seksueel,
ik bedoel het tekstueel.
The Dr., Puinruimers & Rapvervuilers

Hoor de beat en mijn rijm de liefde bedrijven,
tot een zinderend hoogtepunt,
orgasmatisch,
als je dat als rapper kunt,
automatisch,
ben je rijp voor een kroon op je hoofd
The Dr., Schiet Mij Maar Lek

Als je mijn talent niet onderkent,
ben je vet arm, net als blueband
The Dr., Schiet Mij Maar Lek

Een koekje van MIJN deeg
en niet van Marco Bakker.
Man, mijn shit is beter dan van Bolkestein,
de beste kakker.
The Dr., Hiphopking 2

en ik ben nog lang niet klaar, dat dacht je maar,
als je je trein moet halen, kan je effe stevig balen,
want mij zet je niet uit, je stopt zelf ook niet als je bijna spuit,
vergeef me dit vrouwen, maar je moet er niet om rouwen,
want dit is het rauwe, kouwe
geluid van de straat, dat je niet onbewogen laat,
ik wil niks meer horen over je uiterlijk en dat gezeik, want kijk,
ook al ben je nog zon stuk, 3 meter onder de grond ben je voor niemand meer aantrekkelijk,
het klinkt misschien grof, maar t rijmt zo tof.
The Dr., Ben Je Me Nog Trouw?

ze zullen heus wel knapper zijn dan de leden van mijn clan, maar bij ons is een fan een fan,
om onze lyrics en muziek en niet om onze knappe koppen of lijven, voor ons geen hysterische wijven,
die glijmiddelpromotende fuckliedjes meebrullen en in de schoolpauzes kwijlend over je lullen
en je poster in de Break Out!, man, fuck dat en play my shit loud!
The Dr., Jongensgroepen

Dat is wat R&B fans willen
strakke lijven
semi-geile wijven
die schudden met hun billen
The Dr., Sex Voor De Buch

daarna nog geflowt en niet in het Engels, tegen een drietal niet blowende bengels,
bij mij op de hoek, ja, dat was andere koek,
1 raakte in zijn woorden verstrikt, heeft zn tong ingeslikt
en is daarna gestikt, ik dacht al die kuch heeft hij van ODB gepikt,
The Dr., Hiphopking

Kijk, het lijkt wel of iedereen tegenwoordig als een steen door het leven gaat,
dat is stoned, vergeef me dat ik Nederlands praat,
tot een Engelse tekst ben ik best bereid,
maar dan raak ik de halve doelgroep kwijt.
The Dr., Pillen & Spuiten

maar ik was dus aan het denken, ik zie een meisje wenken,
ze vraagt mijn telefoonnummer, ik zeg 112
ze zegt je bent toch de Dr.? Ik zeg nou, daar bel je dan toch mee?
The Dr., S.T.O.R.M.

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BIG L
Turn your tux red, I'm far from broke, got enough bread
And mad hoes, ask Beavis I get nuttin Butt-head

BIG L
you was never shit, you mother should have swollowed you

masta ace
I put my dick in ya ear, and fuck what ya heard'

So much for squeezin in asses on my dates/
I make more rhymes then MIKE TYSON's made licence plates//
MASTER ACE

big l: I only roll with originators, chicks get stuck to my dick like
magnets on refrigarators

big l: And when it comes to getting nookie I'm not a rookie, I got
girls that make that chick tony braxton look like woopy...

etc
etc
etc

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Op zondag 27 april 2003 19:54 schreef SoSolid het volgende:
check ff http://www.hiphopworld.nl daar staan twee vette battles en die Jin is zwaar chill, hij freestylet echt goeie punchlines

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Je zocht een crew broodnodig want van je solo's bak je niks/ maar ik vond je stijl toch vet goed passen in die crew of master X/ Masters on the microphone, engels op groep 5 nieveau

Je bragt als een grote lul, maar je lekt als een soa knul

Laat me niet lachen, want je bent om te huilen/ als je jouw shit laat horen hang je de vuile was buiten

Oh en BTW check ook: deze track: http://www.hetbronzenpaard.nl/Janus%20P%20&%20De%205%20Hijgers%20-%20Bekvechten.mp3

dikke shit van Janus P en de 5 hijgers van the blazz... bekvechten... (zijn geen pro's maar erg vet).

en van klopdokter:
Maar dat is ook iets wat je niet aan mij snapt, en je wilt dat ik zoo ben en je baalt dat ik nu rap, je ziet me als een grap die alleen maar boel kan geven, maar in 10 zinnen zeg ik meer dan jij in je hele leven.

kom nou ff denegrerend over rappen/ maar jij heb iets veel suffers, 2 verschrikkelijke oogkleppen

De wereld ontdoen van mensen van jouw soort is niet mijn doel/ want dan kon ik je niet meer dissen en dat is nou juist zo cool

van VSOP:
wat sta je daar nou vaag te rijmen, oh ik weet het al, je stijl die doet me denken aan de mijne.

Nou ja en nog veel meer natuurlijk dikke shit dus

Saul Williams -- Penny For A Thought

Later meer nu ff geen tijd

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Op donderdag 1 mei 2003 21:56 schreef dunniecash het volgende:
Eh ja best leuk hoor dat je fan bent van The Dr. maar die lines zijn vrij corny en tamelijk wack..

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Copywrite -- Fucksoundcheck

Word Up

ik weet niet of ie er al stond, maar deze van kurupt vind ik wel cool...

Kurupt - calling out names

DMX is inderdaad een moederneuker, Xzibit is beter, RBX moet ik eens downloaden om een ordeel te kunnen geven

Master P -- Ghetto Dope (feat Silkk Tha Shocker & C-Murder)

niet dat ik het op no limit heb , maar deze rhyme vinnik nog steeds zeer dope

Jay-Z - U Don't Know

Zeg niks slechts over Jay-Z

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Op zaterdag 3 mei 2003 17:43 schreef Scandalous het volgende:
I sell ice in the winter
I sell fire in hell
I am a hustler baby,
I'll sell water to a well

Jay-Z - U Don't Know

Zeg niks slechts over Jay-Z

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Op zondag 4 mei 2003 14:02 schreef Steve-O het volgende:

[..]

Nas - Ether
[Nas talking]
("Fuck Jay-Z")
What's up niggas, ay yo, I know you ain't talkin 'bout me dog
You, what?
("Fuck Jay-Z")
You been on my dick nigga, you love my style, nigga
("Fuck Jay-Z")

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Op zondag 4 mei 2003 14:05 schreef Tony_Montana67 het volgende:

[..]

In '88 you was gettin chased through your buildin
Callin my crib and I ain't even give you my numbers
All I did was gave you a style for you to run with
Smilin in my face, glad to break bread with the god
Wearin Jaz chains, no tecs, no cash, no cars
No jail bars Jigga, no pies, no case
Just Hawaiian shirts, hangin with little Chase
You a fan, a phony, a fake, a pussy, a Stan
I still whip your ass, you thirty-six in a karate class
You Tae-bo hoe, tryna' work it out, you tryna' get brolic?
Ask me if I'm tryna' kick knowledge
Nah, I'm tryna' kick the shit you need to learn though
That ether, that shit that make your soul burn slow
Is he Dame Diddy, Dame Daddy or Dame Dummy?
Oh, I get it, you Biggie and he's Puffy
Rockefeller died of AIDS, that was the end of his chapter
And that's the guy y'all chose to name your company after?
Put it together, I rock hoes, y'all rock fellas
And now y'all try to take my spot, fellas?
Philly's hot rock fellas, put you in a dry spot, fellas
In a pine box with nine shots from my glock, fellas
Foxy got you hot 'cause you kept your face in her puss
What you think, you gettin girls now 'cause of your looks?
Ne-gro please
You no mustache havin, with whiskers like a rat
Compared to Beans you wack
And your man stabbed Un and made you take the blame
You ass, went from Jaz to hangin with Kane, to Irv, to Big
And, Eminem murdered you on your own shit
You a dick-ridin faggot, you love the attention
Queens niggas run you niggas, ask Russell Simmons
Ha, R-O-C get gunned up and clapped quick
J.J. Evans get gunned up and clapped quick
Your whole damn record label gunned up and clapped quick
Shaun Carter to Jay-Z, damn you on Jaz dick
So little shorty's gettin gunned up and clapped quick
How much of Biggie's rhymes is gon' come out your fat lips?
Wanted to be on every last one of my classics
You pop shit, apologize, nigga, just ask Kiss

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Op zondag 4 mei 2003 14:05 schreef Tony_Montana67 het volgende:
*Ether lyrics*

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Op dinsdag 6 mei 2003 16:10 schreef dunniecash het volgende:
.. omdat jij het niet post, Nepalist?

"Hoes cried around my ride like I'm the Icecream Man
But STOP, look, listen -- I AM the Icecream Man"
Mendoughza ft. Black Moses & Guru - Club Banga

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Jean Grae -- Block Party

High & Mighty -- Hands On Experience part 2 (feat Kool Kieth , What What & Bobbito Garcia)

Like Heinekens imported from Holland (RZA / Hellz wind staff).

Whats the matter with the world ? Yesterday I saw a balhed girl (Sticky Fingaz / Atak of da balhedz).

So you must have a LOCOmotion, I mean a crazy reason (E Swift / DAAAM).

Your arms are too short to box with gods/
I don't kill soloists, only kill squads/
Fame went to their heads, so now it's F*ck Nas/
Yesterday you begged for a deal, today you tough guys/

Tegen Jay-Z ofcourse

driemaal raden wie die bedoelt....

En deze natuurlijk van Maestro Manny

You don't concern me, your style can't burn me
You's about as hardcore as Big Bird, Bert and Ernie
My steelo fat like your girlfriend, pregnant with twins

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Op maandag 5 mei 2003 16:29 schreef Nepalist het volgende:
Waarom zie ik geen Gangstarr???

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Op woensdag 21 mei 2003 19:52 schreef B3aTjUgGl3r het volgende:
Kennen ze niet , is waarschijnlijk te lang geleden voor ze

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I don't look at myself in the mirror because I'm a narcissist
I simply like to watch myself exist.
Sage Francis - Narcissist

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Talib Kweli / Bahamadia: Chaos

I don't get on stage and waste your time
Niggaz got a lot to say but they just can't rhyme
They just babies, I snatch em out they incubators
Attach them to respirators, they breathin hard like Darth Vader
Hard as candy and suck like Now or Laters
After a while your style's tasteless and it GOT NO FLAVOR

Dus doe drie maal daags vanaf nou
al je sluitspieroefeningen trouw
Anders gaat de hele hap verslappen
en moet je met een luier om je kont rondstappen!
Dus doe drie maal daags vanaf nou
al je sluitspieroefeningen trouw
Anders krijg je echt later spijt
met je anus helemaal wijd en je broek vol schijt!

En span, en ontspan,
en span en ontspan,
en span en ontspan...

Osdorp Posse - Onderbroekenernst

<b> Nas op Live at the bbq van main source</b>

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Op donderdag 22 mei 2003 09:26 schreef Tdc het volgende:
mmmh Gangstarr heeft net een nieuw album dus je hoeft absoluut geen "old school" hiphop fan te zijn om gangstarr te kennen en soundbombing 2 een van de dopeste hiphop albums aller tijden vind ik ook een beetje een lauwe mening, hoe kan je soundbombing 2 nou vergelijken met albums als illmatic/critical beatdown/enz....

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En Soundbombing 2 is als geheel imho een van de beste hiphop albums. Meer dan 25 dope nrs supervet aan elkaar gemixed door de Beat Junkies, het is zon beetje de basis geweest voor het hele Mos-def / Talib Kweli blackstarr idee. Ik zal zeker niet roepen dat het de beste hiphop CD is want daarvoor zijn er gewoon teveel goede MC's , albums, nrs maar als verzamel cd voor mij absoluut nr 1.

Schooly D - PSK What Does It Mean

PSK, we're makin that green
People always say, "What the hell does that mean?"
P for the people who can't understand
How one homeboy became a man
S for the way we scream and shout
One by one I'm knockin you out
K for the way my DJ kuttin
Other MC's, man, they ain't sayin nothin
Rockin on to the brink of dawn
I think, Code Money, yo time is on

Run DMC - Peter Piper

Now Peter Piper picked peppers but Run rocked rhymes
Humpty Dumpty fell down that's his hard time
Jack B. Nimble what nimble and he was quick
But Jam Master cut faster Jack's on Jay's dick
Now Little Bo Peep cold lost her sheep
And Rip van Winkle fell the hell asleep
And Alice chillin somewhere in Wonderland
Jack's servin Jill a bucket in his hand
And Jam Master Jay's making out our sound
The turntables might wobble but they don't fall down

Now Dr. Seuss and Mother Goose both did their thing
But Jam Master's gettin loose and D.M.C.'s the king
Cause he's adult entertainer
Child educator
Jam Master Jay king of the crossfader
He's the better of the best best believe he's the baddest
Perfect timin when I'm climbin I'm a rhymin apparatus
Lot of guts
When he cuts
Girls move their butts
His name is Jay hear the play he must be nuts
And on the mix real quick and I'd like to say
He's not Flash but he's fast and his name is Jay

Jay's like King Midas as I was told
Everything that he touched turned to gold
He's the greatest of the greater get it straight
He's great
Playing fame cause his name is known in every state
His name is Jay
To see him play
Will make you say
God damn that DJ made my day
Like the butcher the baker
The candlestick maker
He's a maker a breaker
And a title taker
Like the little old lady who lived in a shoe
If cuts were kids he would be you
Not lyin y'all he's the best I know
And if I lie my nose will grow
Like a little wooden boy named Pinocchio
And you all know how the story go

Tricks are for kids he plays much gigs
He's a big bad wolf and you're the three pigs
He's a big bad wolf in your neighborhood
Not bad meaning bad but bad meaning good

We're Run-D.M.C. got a beef to settle
D's not Hansel he's not Gretel
Jay's a winner
Not a beginner
His pockets get fat others get thinner
Jump on Jay like cows jump moons
People chase Jay like dish and spoon
And like all fairy tales end
You'll see Jay again my friend

Biz Markie - I'm The Biz

It's me the diabolical, Biz Mark symbolical
I shakes from scripts of hits I made a while ago
Now I'm on the run again starting other capers
And people couldn't catch me even if I was "The Vapors"
I leave you in trauma with my funky personna
Cause I'm jamming just like Teddy but I'm nasty like Madonna
Cause me without big strong thoughts for a Biz song
Is like Patty LaBelle not singing with a wig on
I don't give a damn if my record gets panned
Cause my style stays fresh like I rap in Saran
When I'm sure that I'm pure like Snapple
Suppose when I write my rhymes like I'm the Big Apple
Or New York or whatever you call it, I don't even care
Cause if I can make it there, I can make it anywhere
So, I walk the walk through the streets of New York
More green I can hawk cause I can talk the talk
So don't try to stalk cause my style brings more
I rock it from the Billy Ocean to the Al B. Shore!
People always want to give dap to everyone
But I've been around the world so I ahhh ???

BDP - My Philosophy

Let's begin, what, where, why, or when
will all be explained like instructions to a game
See I'm not insane, in fact, I'm kind of rational
when I be asking you, "Who is more dramatical?"
This one or that one, the white one or the black one
pick the punk, and I'll jump up to attack one
KRS-One is just the guy to lead a crew
right up to your face and dis you
Everyone saw me on the last album cover
Holding a pistol something far from a lover
Beside my brother, S-C-O-T-T
I just laughed, cause no one can defeat me
This is lecture number two, "My Philosophy"
Number one, was "Poetry" you know it's me
This is my philosophy, many artists got to learn
I'm not flammable, I don't burn
so please stop burnin, and learn to earn respect
'cause that's just what KR collects
see, what do you expect when you rhyme like a soft punk
you walk down the street and get jumped
You got to have style, and learn to be original
and everybody's gonna wanna diss you
like me, we stood up for the South Bronx
and every sucka mc had a response
You think we care? I know that they are on the tip
my posse from the Bronx is thick
and we're real live, we walk correctly
a lot of suckas would like to forget me
but they can't, cause like a champ
I have got a record of knocking out the frauds in a second
on the mic, I believe that you should get loose
I haven't come to tell you I have juice
I just produce, create, innovate on a higher level
I'll be back, but for now just seckle!

_{Gang Starr is heel dope hoor, maar geen old school...}

'I go on the internet and check my Hotmail, you go on the internet and look for Hot Males'

'You wanna say that I'm from China? Sonny here's a reminder: These Timb's you wearin say Made In China' (eerste zinnetje nadat z'n tegenstander alleen maar China moppen had gemaakt)

...don't answer back, this is hard shit to follow
When you can't spit nigga, so you obviously must swollow...
Masta Ace & Nas - Acknowledge. (al gepost )

I'm not sayin' i'm number one
i'm sorry i lied
i'm number one, two ,three ,four and five!!
KRS-One (al gepost)

he cant satisfy you with his little worm
but i can bust you out with my super sperm.
Sugerhill - Rappers Delight (al gepost)

Turn your tux red, I'm far from broke, got enough bread
And mad hoes, ask Beavis I get nuttin Butt-head
Big L (al gepost)

'I got one lyric pointed at your head for start, another one is pointed at your weak ass heart.
When I pull the trigger, on these fully loaded lines, you gonna wish I would have pulled a black nine'
Guru - Moment of Truth

'Op je moeder na blijf ik toch wel de vetste'
DAC

'What's this motherfuckin rap game without L?
Yo, that's like jewels without ice
That's like china without rice
or the Holy Bible without Christ
or the Bulls without Mike
or crackheads without pipes
The Village without dykes
or hockey games without fights
Don't touch the mic if you unable to spit
Flamboyant is the label I'm with, motherfucker'

Big L

''now, take these words home and think it through
or the next rhyme I write might be about you"
Mobb Deep - Shook Ones pt II

"I'd rather, beat my dick than go the R. Kelly way"
"Scratch Jenny Lo' itch, whenever Ben ain't there
I have Whitney doin lines off my dick, you hear?"
Prodigy - Shook Ones freestyle

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Copywrite (tegen Esoteric) - Extintion

"give me the respect I'm worth / if you ARE what you EAT its obvious I cant eat what I'm worth"
Canibus - Poet Laureate

"it aint where you put your words / it's where you dont"

Evidence - The Platform

en volgens mij staat de Koning der disses er niet eens bij, en dan noemen sommige mensen zich hier oldskool ?

"You walk around showin off your body cause it sells
Plus to avoid the fact that you ain't got skills
Mad at me cause I kick that shit real niggaz feel
While 99% of your fans wear high heels"

Canibus - 2nd Round K.O

Evidence - Guaranteed

"I study weapon systems and vocal fighting forms
I'm many moves ahead, the thouhgts are highly formed
Like time times time times time is time squared
Went there, sayin "Rakaa you don't rhyme fair"
But I never dummy lyrics and they kick it to my people
It's about communication not a rappers ego"

Rakka Iriscience - Work The Angles.

"Actions have reactions, don't be quick to judge
You may not know the harships people don't speak of
It's best to step back, and observe with couth
For we all must meet our moment of truth"

Guru - Moment of Truth.

"Prepare for the slaughter, the lyrical marauder
Unfreakable acts like me and your daughter, did"

Mr.Eon - Open Mic Night (remix)

"You a HERB if you say your wax is official / but everything you sample is a fucking reissue"

Esoteric - Herb

"I heared of the boogyman was I was a youth, scary / then I found out he was as fake as the toothfairy"

Masta Ace (vs Boogyman) - Acknowledge

"I keep it simple for these stupid cats
Bringing you the facts, but in reality, you a trap
Jesus Christ was a gangsta rapper
They killed him then he came back and made a platinum album"

Ill Bill - The CIA is Trying to Kill me.

"Put your head in the toilet and look son,
if you think my shit done changed
My shit is, out of your range, rip you out of your frame
Cop your tape, and the next day, copped an exchange
If you ain't, rockin raw, what you rockin for??
Without heat, y'all MC's, ain't hot no more"

Mad Skillz - B-Boy Document '99

"I'm about a dollar, what the fuck is 50 cents?"

"We sell, crack to our own out the back of our homes
We smell the musk at the dusk in the crack of the dawn
We go through "Epidodes II," like "Attack of the Clones""

Talib Kweli - Get By

En voor de eminem freaks, quote dan ook es zn echte dope shit:

"When to bible class with a gun, blasted the non, fuck hell, satan wanted to sit my ass to the sun"

"I'll strangle you to death and choke you again"

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"make em shake like epilepsy"
shabaam sahdeeq - takin ova

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I'd like to have a say on the income tax
Don't wanna help build bombs and that's the facts
No money for health care so what's the catch?
The man got you locked with the keys to the latch

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Critical Beatdown

I'm on top, and happy to prove
to wack MC's who claim to be better than
No way I'm frankly more clever than
all of you, each and every one, my son
Pay close attention

Yo Black

How can you put up a fox, against an ALLIGATOR
I chew your crew one by one, like a Now or Later
I make a heavy man light, turn a black kid white
Bust a rhyme in they rectum, squeeze it tight

You Live at Home With Your Mom

Y'all tryin to fool me actin bougie with the platinum wannabe
It look real, stainless steel appeal, that's not the Presidential
Let's keep it confidential; you ordered that fuckin kit
in the ad in The Source boss -- step up your rep up
in genuine fashion I caught your ass in;
with your name on the rented car lease

eigenlijk geen hele lyrics posten maar dees moet ff :
Most you rap cats don't appeal to me
Lot of y'all think say you keep it real, but y'all ain't real to me
Mack 10, Ice Cube, WC
Y'all niggas make me laugh, double long on WB
Coolio, you so whack you disgust me
Most rappers on the west coast don't even like you--trust me
And E-40 I gotta talk about you
You're styles are so annoying, I just wanna smack the shit out you
And Snoop, I don't know where to begin
It should be a sin to be a millionare and be so thin
But on the real, when you first got a deal, you was the man
I swear to God Snoop, I used to be your fan
What happened?
Now everything you make SUCKS
Now you're just all these other commercial dumbfucks
MC Ren, I respect you kid
But your style kind of died...when Eazy-E did

(Chorus)
If you're fake, you're fake
Real niggas know
If you're whack, you're whack
Real niggas know
If you're hot, you're hot
Real niggas know the truth, real niggas know the truth
(Repeat all)

Foxy Brown, who the hell gave you that name?
I saw you in Harlem, you looked like a dude--fuck game
It's a shame trying to gain fame as a hoe
You're the same as the other hoe
But came in the game for the dough
And NORE, I never liked you and Capone
But I can't front on your album, you sound better alone
And I don't really mean to diss you cuz you really seem cool
But most of your rhymes sound like you never finished school
DMX, no doubt you got raps own
But the way you stress you're the best, your head's a little to blown
You kill me with all that dog barking gimmick crap
But KRS-ONE already put a song about gimmicks on the map
Canibus, you red hot 97
On a scale of 1 to 10, we all said 11
DMX got a 9, NORE a 6
I'm glad you left Wyclef alone, cuz you cats didn't mix
Mase, you came in with DMX and the Lox
But now, you sound more R&B then Deborah Cox
You represent Harlem, but Harlem don't respect you
And if those rumors are true, you better get someone to protect you

(Chorus)

Will Smith, now you know damn well
The only air you belong on is the one in Bel
Even though I don't like you, I don't hate you
I hate when award shows let you win, none the less nominate you
Onyx, I love y'all, but I gotta pull your car
You gotta be soft, cause you act too hard
Big Daddy Kane, I get raw off the ?? but you sold
When you came out with that black, beautiful and the bold
You hurtin, and most of your fans
I'm glad you're back out keeping it real, please keep it in your pants
Charli Baltimore, you need more then just luck
Cause you suck, and I really mean you suck
Cam'ron, your first joint was off the hook
And I liked a lot of songs off your album, but look
Horse and Carriage fucked me up, that shit was whack
And the remix had nothing to do with that track
But I don't blame you, believe me, I know the game
Record labels hardly give creative control and it's a shame
Look at McGruff his album was aiight
But the cats he signed with can't even push his shit right

Def P.

Beastie Boys - Paul's Boutique
Car Theif

"Ik neem de bezem over, we rocken het fris, Big brother kelly rappers rocken in een rok en een slip(biatch) ik veeg ze op met een stoffer en blik
en flikker ze naast de rotte vis op de kop in de shit."

Klopdokter:

"En ook al claim je de shit, maar in de woorden fit, kom je niet veel harder dan Jantje smit, fok dit, Hiphop is geen mutherfuckin kinder creshe, dus bereid je voor op boasten en diss en harde flash, want wat wil j enou, van de klop winnen.. je voelt je betrapt als met je moeder's pinpas pinnen "

"Eigenlijk heb je harde koek verdiend maar ik diss je niet te hard.. want ik ben een echte kinder vriend.."

"En je vriendin, ik schakel stuk tot ze me afmat, vertel net zolang over je blunders tot ze je afkat.."

vs Raymster:

"in één ding heb je gelijk, mijn vriendin is lekker. Jij lakenbevlekker, penistrekker".

".. en wat sta je daar nu als die kutmarokkaan"

quote:

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Op vrijdag 19 september 2003 18:49 schreef rthls het volgende:
Wat is nederhop toch een kutstijl in hip-hop

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Only nineteen and over permitted,
no matter how much young girls wanna be with it,
You ain't ready for the bed,
you still got a pussy like Isaac Hayes' head,
Come back in five years,
when ya grow some hairs and when ya started drinkin' beers,
I'm hittin' hookaz by the dozen,
makin' ya wetter 'cause I fuck better than your husband,
Givin' ya girl back spasms,
cause G Rap has 'em orgasm after orgasm,

Pushin' your head to the pillow,
and givin' more pleasure than a double-headed dildo,
A big ass gives me a hard-on,
but I fuck bitches with titties like Dolly Parton,
Time or place doesn't matter to me, sweety,
i'll fuck you on the "A" train while I write graffiti,

Yah