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Casema verhoogt de snelheid van haar internetdiensten Broadband Basic en Broadband Premium. De eerste verdubbelt van 150 / 32 naar maximaal 300 / 64 kbit/s terwijl de snelheid van Broadband Premium stijgt van 512 / 64 naar maximaal 800 / 128 kbit/s. Broadband Premium is daarmee én sneller én goedkoper dan de vergelijkbare ADSL-abonnementen. Casema speelt hiermee in op de marktbehoefte naar een steeds hogere snelheid in het internetgebruik. De verhoging van de bandbreedte wordt vanaf nu gefaseerd uitgevoerd en is in juni 2003 afgerond.
De verdubbeling van de snelheid is een belangrijk onderdeel van de totale kwaliteitsverbetering waar Casema momenteel volop mee bezig is. Een ander aspect daarvan is het in gebruik nemen van een nieuw kwaliteitsverhogend netwerkplatform: EuroDOCSIS. Met het in gebruik nemen van dit platform en het onlangs operationeel geworden beheersysteem CoreOS kan Casema ook in de toekomst voldoen aan de groeiende vraag naar snelheid en is zij voorbereid op nieuwe breedbandontwikkelingen.
Zo, wie volgt?
quote:Ow dat zat er dus onder ja
Op vrijdag 28 februari 2003 22:05 schreef jogy het volgende:
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quote:Had jij dat ook, dat je geen leeg bericht kon posten?
Op vrijdag 28 februari 2003 22:10 schreef _Mal_ het volgende:
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Op vrijdag 28 februari 2003 22:11 schreef DaBuzzzzz het volgende:
ik zoek een simpele manier om de id3 tag te vullen ...ik heb alleen bestandsnaam met artiest en titel maar wil weten welk album enzo....mplayer vindt dat wel maar dan moet ik honderden files 1 voor 1 doen
quote:LoL
Op vrijdag 28 februari 2003 22:11 schreef DaBuzzzzz het volgende:
ik zoek een simpele manier om de id3 tag te vullen ...ik heb alleen bestandsnaam met artiest en titel maar wil weten welk album enzo....mplayer vindt dat wel maar dan moet ik honderden files 1 voor 1 doen
mijn CTRL+V heeft alweer plaats gemaakt voor iets nieuws, namelijk:
en zo ging het ff door 
*drukt Sharkdoggie stevig tegen haar boezum aan en kroelt een beetje in zijn haren*
quote:doe dat eerste maar
Op vrijdag 28 februari 2003 22:17 schreef miss_bleu het volgende:
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Meer eigenlijk een criterialijst waaraan partijen moesten voldoen. Wij konden daaraan voldoen want eigen aannemer, wegenbouwerexpertise, veel expertise ten aanzien van gebiedsontwikkelingen, risicodragend ontwikkelaar, goede kennis van de lokale markt, we hebben eigen ingenieurbureaus die vanaf de voorbereidingen van de plannen kunnen meedenken en daarnaast is ook bewust Bouwfonds gezet door de gemeente, want Bouwfonds is pur sang ontwikkelaar, en dat moet ook dat onderlinge spanningsveld geven.
quote:Heyyy een medegymnasiaste...
Op vrijdag 28 februari 2003 22:24 schreef lovegrrl het volgende:
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Op vrijdag 28 februari 2003 22:26 schreef Vortexx het volgende:[..]
Heyyy een medegymnasiaste...
denk wel eventjes na wat er onder je CTRL+V zit, dus geen spam en links naar plaatjes/websites die volgens de FOK! policy niet mogen
^^^^dat heb ik
quote:het is een link, geen [img]-tag
Op vrijdag 28 februari 2003 22:32 schreef UrbanMike het volgende:
voordat er een slotje op word gegooit:denk wel eventjes na wat er onder je CTRL+V zit, dus geen spam en links naar plaatjes/websites die volgens de FOK! policy niet mogen
quote:uit de policy:
Op vrijdag 28 februari 2003 23:04 schreef SEMTEX het volgende:[..]
het is een link, geen [img]-tag
Het plaatsen van al te onsmakelijke of gewelddadige foto's of tekeningen of links daarnaar.
dit is toch zeer onsmakelijk! 
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Op vrijdag 28 februari 2003 22:30 schreef SEMTEX het volgende:
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Niet te groot een man of 10 maximaal.
Nu vroeg ik me af of er luitjes zijn die hier ervaring mee hebben.
Zowel jongens als meiden die het gedaan hebben.
Hoe beviel het, hoe ging het in z'n werk?
anders wordt het zo onscherpen bij mijn camera helemaal
quote:Knuffie: Maar zit alleen niet aan het toetsenbord..
Op zaterdag 1 maart 2003 21:55 schreef SEMTEX het volgende:
hehehe nou binnen moet wel
en bij mijn camera helemaal
Top Ten Signs Your Campaign Is Doomed (6 Maart 2000)
10. Campaign bus adorned with catchy slogan "Greyhound"
9. Your staffers already refer to day after "Super Tuesday" as "Crushing Depression Wednesday."
8. Your name: Michael W. Dukakis
7. John Rocker won't shut up about how great you are.
6. You ask wife who she voted for; she says, "That's personal."
5. You own one suit, and it's starting to get ripe.
4. You've done the bulk of your campaigning in Mexico.
3. Only "celebrity" supporting you is guy who sort of looks like Roy Scheider.
2. When McCain mentions years in Vietnamese prison, you brag, "In junior high I was, like, always getting detention."
1. Voters refer to you as "The dork in the pirate outfit."
Top Ten Headlines During a George W. Bush Presidency (8 Maart 2000)
10. "President Streaks Supreme Court"
9. "President Fails In Shoe-Tying Bid"
8. "President To Nation: 'Do These Non-Prescription Eyeglasses Make Me Look Smarter?'"
7. "Bush To Hussein: 'I'm Telling My Daddy On You'"
6. "President Cancels Meeting With Pope After Discovering He's Catholic"
5. "Bush Remembers Setting Nuclear Football Down At The Mall, Doesn't Know What Happened To It"
4. "America Under Siege: Day 16 of President's Head Stuck In Banister"
3. "Even Dumber George Bush III Preparing For 2012 Election"
2. "President Completes 3 Month 'Goodwill Tour' Of Amsterdam"
1. "President Trades America For 'Magic Dog'"
Top Ten Items On President Clintons Resume (14 Maart 2000)
10. 1986-89: Body Double for Pillsbury Doughboy.
9. 1973: Voted Yale Law School "Most Weaselly."
8. References available upon subpoena.
7. June 1988: Secretly married Carmen Electra.
6. Career objective: Keeping my fat ass out of prison.
5. 1997 Winner of the Golden Moonshine Jug for Outstanding Hillbilly Achievement.
4. Executive Director, American Society of Bubbas.
3. 1997: Cruller Tester, Winchell's Donuts.
2. Proud father of over 200 students at Little Rock Junior High.
1. Can lie fluently in seven languages
Questions On The George W. Bush Application For Running Mate (30 Maart 2000)
10."Ever been president? 'Cause that would help"
9."Do you party?" (If "No" -- skip rest of questions)
8."Do you have ideas for tax plans and stuff that I could copy from?"
7."We already have a uniter on the ticket, how are your dividing skills?"
6."Are you stupid? We can't have two stupid people on the ticket"
5."Will you be able to assume the presidency if Mr. Bush is really, really hungover?"
4."How many lines per minute can you do?"
3."You're not a narc, are you?"
2."I tiped this kweschun miself! Kan u tel?"
1."Dude, what fraternity were you in?"
Top Ten Signs President Clinton Is Bored (11 April 2000)
10. Spent weekend alphabetizing thousands of lawsuits pending against him
9. Weekly radio address features less talk, more rock
8. Every twenty minutes, calls Area 51 to ask "Any new aliens?"
7. Often cuts cabinet meetings short to catch "Judge Judy"
6. Hefty intern starts working in Oval Office, and he doesn't even grab her ass
5. Watched every episode of "Falcone"
4. To stir up controversy, gave Delaware to the Dutch
3. In addition to Leonardo DiCaprio, agreed to do an interview with little girl in Pepsi commercials
2. Has started smoking cigars
1. Actually tried to sleep with Hillary
Top Ten Things Going Through George W. Bush's Mind At This Moment (9 Mei 2000)
10. "Oh well, I'll just get daddy to fix it somehow"
9. "I picked a guy who says 'big time' to be my Vice President?"
8. "I'll bet Gore and Lieberstein are going to have a field day with this one"
7. "That's what I get for partying till 3 AM"
6. "I sure hope this doesn't cost me the major-league ass**** vote"
5. "Cheney bald... head look like melon... melon yummy"
4. (nothing)
3. "When I left this morning, did I remember to turn off the electric chair?"
2. "Oh s***, I said 'ass***'... oh s***, I said 's***'"
1. "Actually, he's minor league compared to Letterman
Top Ten Hillary Clinton Campaign Slogans (17 Mei 2000)
10. "Because No Clinton Has Ever Disgraced The Office Of Senator"
9. "I'll Try Not To Misplace Or Shred Important Legislation"
8. Endorsed By The CBS Jesus"
7. "If You Slept With My Husband, The Least You Can Do Is Vote For Me"
6. "I've Loved Every One Of The 17 Days I've Spent Here In New York"
5. "Of The Two Insane Power-Hungry Candidates, I'm Better At Pretending To Be Nice"
4. "Vote For Me Or I'll Have Bill Poison Your Water Supply"
3. "Never Indicted...Knock On Wood!"
2. "I Can Run New York -- Hell, I Ran The Whole Country"
1. "Wait'll You See The Scandals I'm Planning!"
Top Ten Al Gore Tenant Pet Peeves (5 Juni 2000)
10. Your request to fix leaky faucet has been sitting in congressional subcommittee for eleven years.
9. Tipper's Black Sabbath tribute band constantly rehearsing.
8. Insists security deposit be paid "in hugs."
7. You put Bush sticker on car, mysteriously electricity stops working.
6. Rent's a day late, Janet Reno orders break-in to take checkbook.
5. Endless stories about how he invented the mailbox.
4. Once a week you gotta clear out to make room for Bubba and some stewardesses.
3. Tipper showing up in negligee saying, "There are other ways to pay the rent."
2. Al showing up in negligee saying, "There are other ways to pay the rent."
1. House is always getting egged by George W. Bush.
Top Ten Reasons John McCain Endorsed George W. Bush (10 Juni 2000)
10. Setting record -- "Endorsing most dumb rich white guys"
9. The fact that people who don't endorse him often end up in the electric chair
8. Bush hinted might be able to bring back "Beverly Hills 90210"
7. George W. has videotape of McCain partying with him in 80s
6. Figured, "What's the difference -- Gore's gonna whip him like a gimp donkey anyway"
5. The skip in his step, the twinkle in the eye...the man's in love!
4. Bush vowed to brush up on foreign leaders, like that French what's-his-face
3. Four horrendous years with Bush equals President McCain in 2004
2. Very persuasive argument presented by Bush's drug kingpin friends
1. Tired of Bush calling in middle of night screaming, "Pleeeeease!"
Top Ten Announcements That Would Cause A Panic At The Republican National Convention (3 Augustus 2000)
10. "Stop by the concession area and pick up Barbara Bush's swimsuit calendar"
9. "At the conclusion of his speech, George W. Bush will execute some lucky delegate"
8. "Run for your lives! Dick Cheney's heart's gonna 'splode!"
7. "Because of the convention, 'Becker' will not be seen tonight"
6. "Please welcome a completely naked Jesse Helms"
5. "And now to sing our national anthem, David Letterman"
4. "Former President Bush, your son's head is stuck in the podium again"
3. "Richard Nixon is out in the parking lot and he's pissed"
2. "In anyone finds an appointment book filled with names of prominent Republicans, please return it to the hooker in the lobby"
1. "The caterer forgot the scotch"
Top Ten Signs You've Nominated A Dumb Guy (4 Augustus 2000)
10. Gets sidetracked during speeches because microphones look like delicious ice cream cones
9. Deep wrinkles in brow from countless times he's said, "Huh?"
8. Frequently misspells "GOP"
7. Ends speech by dramatically setting fire to the Constitution
6. Brags that he combines morality of Clinton with charisma of Gore
5. Voted to kick exotic dancer out of the "Big Brother" house
4. Claims to be inspired by great presidents such as Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln and Richard Dawson
3. Only does interviews for wrestling magazines
2. Vows that come November, "The hookers are gonna be calling me 'Mr. President'"
1. Promises to put a man on the moon by 2005
Rejected Gore-Lieberman Campain Slogans (14 September 2000)
10."Vote For Me Or I'll Come To Your Home And Explain My 191-Page Economic Plan To You In Excruciating Detail"
9."Remember, America: I Gave You The Internet, And I Can Take It Away. Think About It"
8."Your Vote Automatically Enters You In Drawing For The 123 Billion-Dollar Budget Surplus"
7."With Lieberman On The Ticket, You Get All Kinds Of Fun New Days Off"
6."We Know When The Microphone Is On"
5."Vote For Me, And I Will Take Whatever Steps Necessary To Outlaw The Term, 'Whazzzup!'"
4."Gore/Lieberman -- You Don't Have To Worry About Pork Barrel Politics"
3."You'll Thank Us In Four Years When The Escalator To The Moon Is Finished"
2.If I Can Handle Letterman, I Can Handle Saddam Hussein"
1."I'll Be Twice As Cool As That President Guy On 'The West Wing'"
Top Ten Shocking Facts About Dick Cheney (20 September 2000)
10. To make himself more appealing to Bush, executed 47 people in Wyoming
9. Once dressed up as a bellhop to meet 'N Sync
8.Recently caught scribbling "George + Cheney" during strategy meeting
7. Accused of conflict of interest after voting in favor of tax cut for bald guys
6. For brief 6-month period in 1974, known as Rita Cheney
5. As Secretary of Defense, approved "Arms For Gyros" deal with Greece
4. He's fat
3. Told Bush only place he plans on campaigning is "Margaritaville"
2. Spends 17 hours a day at "Big Brother" website looking at exotic dancer
1. Picks up chicks by claiming to be Alan Greenspan
Top Ten Ways Ralph Nader Can Still Win (10 Oktober 2000)
10.Change name to "Al Gore," win on technicality
9.Promise if he wins to spend 5% of nation's budget on massive kegger
8.Two days before the election, pray every other politician in the country gets stuck in a well
7.Amend Constitution so candidate getting fewest votes wins, like golf
6.Promise to use full power of presidency to get Joan and Melissa Rivers to shut the hell up
5.Get endorsement from Pat Buchanan, locking up his vital 0.8% of the vote
4.Promise to capture, prosecute and imprison whoever let the dogs out
3.The same way everyone wins: start lying his ass off
2.Point out that since he's kind of goofy-looking, no chance of sex scandal
1.Focus all his energy on the 2056 election
Top Ten Signs Your Debate Moderator Is Nuts (12 Oktober 2000)
10.Rambling opening statement ends with teary marriage proposal to Carmen Electra
9.Insists candidates may only speak when sitting on his lap
8.When things start to get heated, jumps up and down shouting, "Fight! Fight!"
7.Gives equal time to Bush, Gore and the invisible candidate, Carl
6.Announces next candidate who interrupts him is going to get taken behind woodshed and beaten with a rake
5.After every answer chirps brightly, "Whoopi is correct. Circle gets the square"
4.Debate is in North Carolina, but the moderator is in North Dakota
3.Instead of traditional blue suit, shows up dressed like a third-grader
2.Since he can't keep their name straight, refers to candidates as "Idiot 1" and "Idiot 2"
1.His best follow-up question of the night -- "Is anyone taping 'Felicity'?"
Top Ten Election Issues Important To Dumb Guys (16 Oktober 2000)
10.Medicare coverage for swallowing a billiard ball
9.Use part of budget surplus to buy everybody a free hat
8.If you lose your wallet the government should help you find it by using a satellite or laser or something
7.Sure waffles are delicious now...but will they always be?
6.Why don't people on TV wave back at you?
5.We've got to be prepared for an invasion by Canexico
4.Finding the one-armed man to finally clear The Fugitive's good name
3.The next president gets to appoint, like, three new regulars to "The Hollywood Squares"
2.Strengthening military so space monkeys can't blow up White House
1.Candy/soda (tie)
Top Ten Changes I'll Make In The White House (19 Oktober 2000)
10.To save taxpayer dollars, calls to winning sports teams will be collect
9.New rule at cabinet meetings -- you can't talk until you ride the mechanical bull
8.Goodbye boring presidential radio address -- hello "Dick Cheney Spins The Hits of the 80's, 90's and Today"
7.Make sure the White House library has lots of books with big print and pictures
6.Just for fun, issue executive order commanding my brother Jeb to wash my car
5.First day in office my mother's face goes up on Mount Rushmore
4.Look into hiring a security guard for our nuclear secrets
3.Will not get sick on Japanese leaders like other President Bushes I know
2.Give Oval Office one heck of a scrubbing
1.Tax relief for all Americans -- except smart aleck talk show hosts
Top Ten Signs George W. Bush Is Getting Cocky (30 Oktober 2000)
10.Begins each rally by electrocuting one lucky audience member
9.Sent first warning letter to "Saddam Hussein, President of NASDAQ"
8.At press conference yesterday, deliberately pronounced "possible" as "possima-mossima-bullible"
7.Has started referring to all foreigners as "Chinese"
6.Spent last several days "campaigning" in Acapulco
5.For Halloween, he's dressing up as Al Gore's concession speech
4.He's already predicting that his dumbest son will someday become president
3.His tour schedule now suspiciously coincides with Korn's tour schedule
2.On to-do list: November 7th - "Win election"; November 8th - "Start nailing interns"
1.Now swearing when he knows the microphone is on
Top Ten Gallup Polltaker Pet Peeves (1 November 2000)
10.When boss says you can't go home till you find a Pat Buchanan voter
9.Response sheet has boxes for "yes" and "no" -- but not "bite me"
8.Every Christmas, the same gift from Gallup: a crappy Radio Shack calculator
7.Looking at pie charts all day makes you really, really hate pie
6.Whenever he slips in the polls, George W. Bush threatens to have you executed
5.The hourly calls from Nader asking, "Am I winning yet?"
4.Knowing after November 7th, only question you'll be asking is, "Regular or unleaded?"
3.Letterman always answers the door naked
2.When wife complains about your "5% margin of error"
1.All them numbers is confusin'
De Verkiezingen op 7 November
Top Ten Things Overheard Last Night at the Florida Election Commission (8 November 2000)
10."The first vote goes to Gore...call CNN and tell them Gore won."
9. "Wait, if my wet laundry is in the ballot box...oh my god! Stop the dryer!"
8. "If someone voted for 'the jerk,' do I give it to Gore or Bush?"
7."Let's be extra careful, because every single vote counts...ha, ha, ha, ha, just kidding!"
6. "120... 121... 122! Yes! I'm the ballot-eating champion!"
5. "This is much easier than my last job designing tires for Firestone"
4. "America must never know Ralph Nader actually won the election"
3. "Discard all these votes for Bush -- they're obviously left over from 1992"
2. "I'm sure gonna miss you guys when this is over. If only there was a way to make it last a few more days..."
1. "Heads Bush... Tails Gore"
Top Ten Ways The United States Would Be Different Without A President (9 November 2000)
10. Supreme Court justice selected by being 100th caller to Z-100
9. "Hail to the Chief" only played for winner of Pillsbury Bake-off
8. Instead of going to Iowa and New Hampshire every four years, no one would go to Iowa and New Hampshire ever
7. With no presidential fitness test, kids would be even fatter and lazier
6. White House interns would be reduced to having sex with each other
5. More time on news for banter between anchor and fat weatherman
4. The position of vice president would be even more insignificant
3. Entire country would operate as inefficiently as the state of Florida
2. Only her friends, family and an occasional guy from T.G.I. Friday's would know the name "Monica Lewinsky"
1. 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue would be the grandest Blockbuster Video ever
Top Ten Signs Your Anchorman Is Exhausted (10 November 2000)
10. Says, "Good evening, I'm Peter Jennings." Only he ain't Peter Jennings
9. Spent six hours trying to pronounce "Bush"
8. At 2:00am, he loosens his tie.... At 3:00am, he gets rid of pants
7. Draws a face on his right fist and holds heated discussion with "Bobby"
6. Keeps referring to Bush and Gore as "those bastards who won't let me sleep"
5. Number in corner of screen counts how close he is to 270 cups of coffee
4. Anytime someone mentions "Florida," he starts sobbing because his parents never took him to Disney World
3. The Florida election committee has officially declared him "not exhausted"
2. All night long he spews out nonsensical things like Dan Rather did
1. Just past five in the morning, gives his own concession speech
- Stares at monitor showing red-and-blue-colored states, muttering "Pretty... So pretty."
- He puts TV on his desk tuned to another news station and takes a nap
- To resolve crisis he suggests we give Florida to the Belgians
- Most of the 4:00am-to-5:00am hour is spent cursing at residents of Florida
- Seems distracted by something on the monitor, then yells, "Ohy my God, I'm on the news!"
- His eyes look suspiciously like drawings of eyes done on eyelids
Top Ten Dumb Guys Ways To Solve Presidential Election Confusion (13 November 2000)
10.Find some guy named George W. Gore. Make him President
9.Each can be president of the people who voted for them
8.Thaw out Walt Disney, let him cast the deciding vote
7.I don't care how things get solved; just don't run any special reports during "Becker"
6.Do what they do in other important contests in Florida: swimsuit competition
5.Form Conga line with everyone in Palm Beach (won't solve a thing, but boy are they fun)
4.Whichever news anchor can stay awake the longest gets to pick
3.New rule: You punch 2 holes, voting booth explodes
2.Let my brother Jeb decide
1.Solve it? Are you nuts? This is great!
Top Ten Things The Founding Fathers Would Say If They Were Alive Today (16 November 2000)
10. "Remember that electoral college thing we made up when we were drunk? They're still using it!"
9. "Maybe that ruthless monarchy thing in England wasn't such a bad idea after all..."
8. "Good to see Florida is still using the same old voting machines"
7. "That's odd -- in my day, we also had a senator named Strom Thurmond"
6. "So that's the Washington Monument? Yeah, in his dreams"
5. "Giuliani has really wrecked Times Square"
4. "We risk our lives to form this great nation and you wanna let George W. Bush run it?!"
3. "Back in our time there certainly wasn't anyone as man-tastic as Ricky Martin"
2. "He did WHAT in the Oval Office?"
1. "Screw this, we're going to Canada"
Top Ten Signs Al Gore Is Depressed (20 November 2000)
10.Hardly gets any pleasure participating in his family's staged football games
9.Now goes to Buddhist temples for illegal donations and spiritual guidance
8.Composed novelty song "Bush's States Are Red, And I'm Feeling Blue"
7.During strategy meetings grabs Warren Christopher, sobs "Hold me"
6.Was recently seen passionately kissing the inventor of Prozac
5.Mr. Environment spends his days tossing rusty car batteries into Potomac River
4.Asks George W. Bush if he can borrow old Sparky for the weekend
3.At recent Joe Lieberman speech on religion shouted, "Okay, you're Jewish! We get it!"
2.Just ask Tipper -- lately, the guy's anything but stiff
1.Won't crack a smile, no matter how many lap dances President Clinton buys him
Top Ten Lessons We've Learned From The 2000 Election (11 December 2000)
10.Haven't heard "oral" on CNN this much since the whole Lewinsky thing
9.Voters prefer guy who lies about drinking to guy who lies about fundraising
8.If you keep saying, "I'm the President," eventually people start to believe you
7.In Florida, it's possible to go directly from cocktail waitress to Secretary of State
6.Gone are the good old days when politicians really knew how to rig an election
5.It's been a lot of trouble for two guys no one really liked in the first place
4.You can win any state if you work hard enough -- and your brother's governor
3.Warren Christopher is one sexy sum-bitch
2.If you want Gore for President, don't check the box for Buchanan
1.We'll be spared all of this in 2004 when Hillary waxes W's ass
Top Ten Headlines We're Likely To See In The Next Four Years (13 December 2000)
10."49 States Vote Florida Out Of Union"
9."Supreme Court Justices Given Bitchin' Ferraris By Anonymous Texas Governor"
8."W. Asked To Veto Bill...Bush Hires Guy Named 'Vito' To Beat Up Clinton"
7."Cowboy Hat And Tennis Racket Stocks Soar"
6."President Comes Away Empty-Handed From 'Celebrity Who Wants To Be A Millionaire'"
5."In Shortest State Of The Union Ever, President Declares, 'We Rock!'"
4."Warren Christopher Turns 187"
3."Dave And Oprah Letterman Honeymoon In Bahamas"
2."Katherine Harris Returns To Job As Ramada Inn Cocktail Waitress"
1."CNN, MSNBC, CNBC All Go Out Of Business Admitting 'We Got Nothin''"
Top Ten Items On George W. Bush's To-Do List (15 December 2000)
10.Get fitted for an intern
9.Put favorite holiday decoration on front lawn: Santa in electric chair
8.Goodbye "Hail to the Chief" -- Hello "Messed Up In Mexico Living on Refried Dreams"
7.Tell Madeleine Albright, "Bill don't live here anymore -- stop the 2am calls"
6.Send Al Gore an FTD "Guess The Supreme Court Likes Me Better, Loser" bouquet
5.Figure out how to make eating squirrel acceptable -- them boys is tasty!
4.Do a little bipartisan work with Hillary, if you know what I mean
3.Tell Al Gore to keep his schedule clear in case things don't work out
2.Call Saddam Hussein, listen to the panic when he hears we got another "President Bush"
1.Thank Katherine Harris by sending her metric ton of mascara
Top Ten Questions George W. Bush Asked President Clinton (20 December 2000)
10. "What's the name of that big building shaped like a pentagon?"
9. "Where do you want me to forward your subpoenas?"
8. "Can I buy your '92 inaugural speech from you?"
7. "Who does a guy have to execute to get a drink around here?"
6. "Lemme get this straight -- you won an election without a brother as governor?"
5. "How can I tell Cheney to start wearing a shirt to meetings without hurting his feelings?"
4. "Dude, where's my car?"
3. "In that movie 'Independence Day' did the Martians really blow up the White House?"
2. "Do you think the young lady could stop that until we're finished talking?"
1. "Which one of these is the Bat-Phone?"
Top Ten Bush Vacation Fun Tips (27 December 2000)
10.When grilling, discarded Gore ballots make handy charcoal-starters
9.As President, you can veto "last call"
8.Stay on vacation for next four years -- let Dick Cheney worry about running the country
7.Send post card to friends and family who helped rig the election
6.Waterslide parks are a great way to "accidentally" tumble into girls in bikinis
5.If the lines are too long at Disneyworld, see if Jeb can pull a few strings for you
4.Want an inexpensive yet tasty sunblock? Try mayonnaise
3.If it rains, no problem -- you'll love "Dude, Where's My Car?"
2.Take a riverboat down the mighty Mississippissippi
1.If you don't like the resort, electrocute your travel agent
Top Ten Things That Bill Clinton Has To Do Before Leaving Office (9 Januari 2000)
10. Remove protective padding from underside of desk
9. Tell post office where to forward the subpoenas
8. Get gravy stains out of the Constitution
7. Take down all the photos of him and Hillary pretending to be in love
6. Pass new law: every time phrase "George W. Bush" appears in a document, Congress has to add word "sucks"
5. Pack "World's Greatest Impeached Dad" mug
4. Unchain despondent Al Gore from White House desk
3. Change name to George W. Bush -- get ready for four more years of grab-ass
2. Take Air Force One over Ken Starr's house, empty the lavatory tank
1. Shred like a hyperactive monkey
Top Ten Bill Clinton Future Plans (15 Januari 2001)
10. Hire relationship counselor; see if he and Monica can give it another shot
9. Run for Mayor of New York and bring back the hookers!
8. Just enjoy being a regular U.S. citizen...with round-the-clock Secret Service and a $200,000 severance
7. Every morning check classifieds for job openings under "Presidents"
6. Get bitchin' Camaro, cruise around Chappaqua for lonely housewives
5. Wait till statute of limitations runs out, admit everything
4. Tell Bush, "No, you take over in 2004," stay President
3. Same thing he did back in Arkansas -- eat Crisco while watching reruns of "Bonanza"
2. Call Al Gore, ask for "Lou Zer," hang up
1. Two words: Temptation Island
Top Ten Ways George W. Bush Is Preparing For The Presidency (16 Januari 2001)
10. Drafting legisltion to make 2001 "Take Your Father To Work Year"
9. To familiarize himself with military protocol, watching "F-Troop"
8. Planning to return to Texas to guest-host executions
7. Getting Linda Chavez to round up some illegal aliens to do a few chores around the White House
6. He's been nailing interns because dammit -- that's what presidents do!
5. Convincing Secret Service to change his code name from "Dumbass"
4. Practicing getting sick on world leaders just like dad
3. Making sure inaugural festivities don't include a breathalyzer test
2. Like every other American, is on his hands and knees saying, "Please lord, don't let Bush screw up"
1. Rehearsing his two-word inaugural speech: "Yee-haw!"
-Selecting more noble, trustworthy cabinet nominees, like O.J. Simpson and Linda Tripp
-Hes been studying the great president's like...you know, the dudes on the money
-Dreaming up new and exciting ways to mangle names of foreign leaders
-Seeking advice from lifetime mentor, Dan Quayle
-Watching a lot of "Star Trek" reruns--that Captain Kirk was one smart sum'bitch!
Top Ten Things I've Learned From The Clinton Years (17 Januari 20001)
10.That Hee-Haw crap's funny on TV but not in the White House
9.A White House internship provides hands-on experience
8.It's a good idea to replace the Oval Office carpets every once in a while
7.You can jog every day and still be a chunky tub
6.You can have sex without having sex, as long as while you're having sex you don't actually have sex
5.As long as the economy is good, Americans believe anything you tell them
4.Considering his taste in ladies, it's a good bet Bubba's been drunk since '92
3.Hillary looks really hot in those pantsuits
2.You can be Vice President in the most prosperous time in America, run against a dumb guy, get more votes and still lose
1.It's bent
-Cigars arent just for smoking
Top Ten Signs Hillary Is Not Taking Her Job Seriously (18 Januari 2001)
10.Every bill she introduces involves having her husband fixed
9.Most of her ideas were on "The West Wing" the night before
8.Pays other senators $10 to say "Here" when her name's called during roll call
7.Solemnity of hearings periodically shattered by her cries of "Yahtzee!"
6.Whenever "Jackass" is on , Hillary suddenly has the flu and has to go home
5.It's her first month, and she's used up her personal days through 2003
4.She hasn't left her office since she found out her computer has "Minesweeper"
3.Goodbye snappy pantsuits, hello Limp Bizkit t-shirt
2.Keeps "mispronouncing" Ted Kennedy's name as "Senator Hefty"
1.Calls up each person who voted for her, laughs and says, "Sucker!"
-"Notes" she's been taking really just word "divorce" written over and over
-Whenever she's called "Senator from New York," she laughs heartily for ten minutes
-She sits there humming "Hail to the Chief" and working on "Hillary in 2004" posters
-Routinely gives speeches while stuffing her face with Fritos
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Whow, dat was van gistermorgen 
Iets zegt me dat mn broertje de PC aan heeft laten staan
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quote:Hey, dies van mij
Op zaterdag 1 maart 2003 22:32 schreef MewBie het volgende:
http://grin.hq.nasa.gov/IMAGES/LARGE/GPN-2000-000058.jpg
modemmers niet openen
Alleen heeft Cynix dat topic op slot gedaan 
quote:heb m in een nieuw venster geopend om te kijken hoe lang t duurt om m te laden, maar de sever is echt traag
Op zaterdag 1 maart 2003 22:34 schreef NJ het volgende:[..]
Hey, dies van mij
Alleen heeft Cynix dat topic op slot gedaan
quote:Ik heb m gedownload met DAP
Op zaterdag 1 maart 2003 22:36 schreef MewBie het volgende:[..]
heb m in een nieuw venster geopend om te kijken hoe lang t duurt om m te laden, maar de sever is echt traag
(en nu als bureaubladachtergrond
)ps, hij is 8,7 mb
[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door NJ op 01-03-2003 22:38]
quote:farley westphal
Op vrijdag 28 februari 2003 22:05 schreef UrbanMike het volgende:
Post hier wat er op dit moment onder je CTRL+V zitIk trap af:
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Internationaal VS : 49.9 KByte/sec
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quote:de kleine versie is zo geladen
Op zaterdag 1 maart 2003 22:37 schreef NJ het volgende:[..]
Ik heb m gedownload met DAP
(en nu als bureaubladachtergrond
nou de grote nog, maar hij is iig mooi
quote:Die zit er bij jou standaard onder he
Op zaterdag 1 maart 2003 22:39 schreef FlyingFox het volgende:code:kutnewbie optiefen
quote:kutnewbie optiefen
Op zaterdag 1 maart 2003 22:40 schreef NJ het volgende:[..]
Die zit er bij jou standaard onder he
quote:ja
Op zaterdag 1 maart 2003 22:40 schreef NJ het volgende:[..]
Die zit er bij jou standaard onder he
quote:Die was te verwachten
Op zaterdag 1 maart 2003 22:41 schreef FlyingFox het volgende:[..]
kutnewbie optiefen
dat heet "uitlokking"
quote:Ik ga nu uit, zet ff in dit topic hoe laat hij geladen is
Op zaterdag 1 maart 2003 22:42 schreef MewBie het volgende:
die foto is nog steeds niet geladen
quote:zal k doen
Op zaterdag 1 maart 2003 22:43 schreef NJ het volgende:[..]
Ik ga nu uit, zet ff in dit topic hoe laat hij geladen is
