Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
March 8, 2003
at the age of 20 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (38%)
Cancer (15%)
Horrible Accident (8%)
Alcoholism (5%)
April 6, 2050
at the age of 68 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (19%)
Cancer (15%)
Electrolysis (13%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Third Degree Burns (6%) (zou zomaar kunnen ik speel graag met vuur 
)
Homicide (5%)
ehm dit is niet echt geweldig nieuws
at the age of 44 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (36%)
Cancer (15%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Homicide (7%)
at the age of 70 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (41%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (10%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Drowning (6%)
October 26, 2062
at the age of 90 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (36%)
Drowning (12%)
Homicide (10%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Loneliness (5%)
en eerlijk ingevuld
maar ja, ik probeer wel gezond te leven en oud worden zit wel in onze familie..........(overgroot opa 102, overgroot oma 101, opa is nu 90, oma is nu 89)
November 3, 2037
at the age of 54 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (41%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Homicide (5%)
Das ook nie oud
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
June 26, 2047
at the age of 63 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (45%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Suicide (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Nou ja, ik sterf dan tenminste nog in de zomer..... das wel een troost
Moet er niet aan denken om bij min 20 te liggen doodgaan
September 8, 2056
at the age of 77 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (31%)
Cancer (23%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Homicide (7%)
Laten we dan maar hopen dat het na een heftige vrijpartij is 
September 25, 2051
at the age of 73 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (40%)
Heart Attack (17%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
al zitten die op het vmbo, ze denken in ieder geval logischer dan goofup.
September 7, 2065
at the age of 80 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (54%)
Heart Attack (9%)
July 18, 2057
at the age of 74 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (38%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%) 
at the age of 77 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (27%)
Cancer (14%)
Homicide (11%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Contagious Disease (8%)
Loneliness (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%) 
at the age of 41 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (31%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Electrolysis (9%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
November 17, 2077
at the age of 90 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (31%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Loneliness (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Drowning (5%)
Leuk hoe ik dood kan ga
