Aight, listen up, you dun know,
British English runs this ting, bare man out here using real vocab while them yanks be butchering the language like it's a McDonald's cheeseburger. "Fanny packs"? "Sidewalks"? "Panties"? Nah, blud, that’s peak behaviour.
And the way they talk? Embarrassing. "Aloo-min-um"? Nah, fam, it’s aluminium—sound it out, you wasteman. "Erb" instead of herb? Where’s the H, bruv?
Slang is constantly shifting—gassed, creps, shank, waffle, bruck it—meanwhile, Americans still stuck on "bro" and "dude" like they’re extras in Fast & Furious. Snore.
And let’s not forget—we built this language, pure and simple. They just hijacked it, stripped out the logic, and started saying "zee" like some primary school wasteman. Joke behaviour.