Wat luister je nu? #2975 Underdog

Damn, I hate this job
To work in this dump you gotta be a snob
Everybody gets on my nerves in this place
I think I'll take the afternoon off from the rat race
An exciting career
Don't amount to much but a pain in the rear
I bust my ass all day for a dollar
And then I go home and listen to the kids holler
Devoted spouse waiting in the den
Wants to hit me upside the head with a rolling pin
Does that ring a bell?
A daily routine we all know well
I'm making more but enjoying it less
The good life's mainly causin' me stress
Making a change is difficult but
I gotta try to get out of this rut
But fear seems to be holdin' me back
Courage is the principle trait I lack
I gotta calm my nerves so I can think
I pour myself a nice stiff drink
And another, this is my usual mode
One for the money and ten for the road
Ah, now everything is clear
I got to get the hell out of here
Yes now my mission is plain
A Big Mac is calling my name
I gotta sample some of Ronald's cooking
So I raid my wifes purse when she's not looking
Pondering the wonderful thing called marriage
I accidentally back the car into a baby carriage
'Scuse me ma'am I'd love to stay and chat
But watch where you're going next time you old bat
I hit the gas and zoom down the block
Leave her in the dust yelling for the cops
Swerve round a corner trying to steer
I get so excited I almost spill my beer
A neighborhood dog is yapping at my bumper
So I slam on the brakes and I hear a big thump
I jump the curb and land up on a lawn
Then I finish my beer and turn the radio on
Some idiot's going on about rehab
I grab a brew and yank on the pull tab
Here comes a little old lady with a shot gun
I put the pedal to the metal and she runs
Digging on my off-road driving power
I do a donut in a bed of flowers
Then I jerk the wheel a little to hard
The car rolls over and over on out of the yard
I come to rest in the middle of the street
A bunch of empty beer cans rattlin' at my feet
Starin' in the window is a nosy little brat
I look him in the eyes and say "I meant to do that"
Then I notice my watch says I'm overdue
For my big appointment at the local drive through
I do a number on the accelerator
And I'm cuttin' in line about thirty seconds later
"Whattya think this is? Some kinda joke?
Gimme ten Big Macs and a small diet Coke"
Pull up to the window with my radio playing
I grab the bag and leave without paying
I weave down the road for a block
Juggling a beer and a a Styrofoam box
Pull into a parking lot and kill the motor
Presently I notice a peculiar odor
A little black smoke is rising from the hood
Something's gonna happen and it's probably not good
I open the door, grab my stuff and go
Just in time to watch the whole thing blow
The car explodes with a bang and a hiss
Oh boy, my wife is gonna really like this
I can't believe this is happenin' to me
This piece of junk is going back to the factory
This was a blatant attempt on my life
Everyone'll fall for that - except my wife
But wait, a plan begins to emerge
I suddenly have an overwhelming urge
To spend the night in the great outdoors
My suburban lifestyle has become a bore
I'll build a fire, finish my burgers
What my wife don't know won't hurt her
I leave the scene of the unhappy event
Resolve to make the most of my predicament
A few yards away I feel better
I know, I'll write her a letter
Or better yet, a ransom demand
"Got your husband, send the money understand?
Or else we'll send his head home in a jar
P.S. Sorry 'bout the car"
Yeah, now that ought to really do the trick
I'll be gettin' off the hook and she'll be worried sick
But really, I'm gonna make it up to you honey
I'll buy you a new car with your own damned money
I walk a while into the sunset
A man at peace with the world, you bet
Nothing can diminish my total enjoyment
Except when I pass my place of employment
Damn! I hate this job
To work in this dump you gotta be a snob
Everybody gets on my nerves in this place
I think I'll take the afternoon off
From the rat race

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