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SPOILER> Your spotify was please-read-my-manuscript-80s-dweeb-cottagecore bad.
> Thank your obsessions with Sufjan Stevens, new wave, and Fleet Foxes for that.
> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...
> pour-over-coffee bad
> manic-pixie-dream-girl bad
> only-wears-converse-allstars bad
> rockabilly bad
> dad-rock bad
> Unfortunately that's not all I learned:
You listen to these tracks too much:
Make Me An Offer I Cannot Refuse by Sufjan Stevens
Sugar by Sufjan Stevens
Run Away With Me by Sufjan Stevens
KERST MET DE FAM by MEROL
Ativan by Sufjan Stevens
You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:
Sufjan Stevens
The Beatles
Arcade Fire
Spinvis
Gorki
You are 13% basic. You're trying to impress with some obscure tracks like Lucky Fonz III. Nobody's fooled..
You're stuck in the 2000s. Forget about Sufjan Stevens's Illinois and move on.
Analysis finally complete.
I guess the important thing is that your music makes you feel good...
SPOILERYour spotify was grand-ole-opry-pills-are-kicking-in-wet-ass bad.
> Thank your obsessions with Johnny Cash, edm (e.g., DJ Snake and Hardwell), and WAP (feat. Megan Thee Stallion) for that.
> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...
> tiktok-thirsty bad
> motherfucking-starboy bad
> crying-during-sex bad
> waiting-for-the-album bad
> boomer bad
> Here's what else I learned in that hellscape:
You listen to these tracks too much:
Stoned by Macy Gray
MGFY by Ran-D
Savage Love (Laxed - Siren Beat) by Jawsh 685
Let The Tits Out by De Jeugd Van Tegenwoordig
Back To Black by Amy Winehouse
You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:
Bizzey
D-Block & S-te-Fan
The Partysquad
Ran-D
Jebroer
You are 10% basic. Have you considered there's a reason nobody listens to Sandu Ciorba?.
You're stuck in the early 2010s. For you, music's been all downhill since Macy Gray made Stoned.
Analysis finally complete.
Thanks for letting me see your music I guess.
Shutting down.
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> Thank your obsessions with Sonic Youth, new wave, and ZZ Top for that.
> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...
> women-of-a-certain-age-obsessed bad
> walmart-hawaiian-shirt bad
> rat-pack bad
> heavy-eyeliner-post-punk bad
> new-age-infomercial bad
> Here's what else is going on in your aural trash fire:
You listen to these tracks too much:
Wildfires by SAULT
I Just Want to Dance by SAULT
Free by SAULT
Why Why Why Why Why by SAULT
Strong by SAULT
You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:
Tindersticks
Hooverphonic
Björk
Cigarettes After Sex
SAULT
You are 8% basic. Björk Guðmundsdóttir and Simone White? Where do you even find this shit?.
You're stuck in the early 2010s. For you, music's been all downhill since Stepherd made Brak Obama - Original Mix.
Analysis finally complete.
I need to go sit in silence for a second.
Shutting down.
> Thank your obsessions with Kanye West, new wave, and The National for that.
> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...
> sitting-alone-in-the-cafeteria bad
> hxcore-falsetto bad
> landslide-on-repeat bad
> you-probably-bring-a-tent-to-the-beach bad
> fixed-gear-bike-collecting-dust bad
> Here's what else is going on in your aural trash fire:
You listen to these tracks too much:
Devil In A New Dress by Kanye West
Who by Modeselektor
Me Gustas Tu by Manu Chao
You & Me - Flume Remix by Disclosure
Monument by Röyksopp
You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:
Angus & Julia Stone
The Smiths
The Waterboys
MGMT
Arcade Fire
You are 11% basic. You're trying to impress with some obscure tracks like Ronald Goedemondt. Nobody's fooled..
You're stuck in the early 2010s. For you, music's been all downhill since Angus & Julia Stone made Grizzly Bear.
Analysis finally complete.
I need to go recalibrate my taste levels.
Shutting down.
Ik kon het niet laten en heb een Spotify-playlist samengesteld op basis van het bovenstaande en wat er tijdens de analyse voorbijkwam. Zo moest ik me dubbelop verantwoorden voor het draaien van Atellaquote:> Your spotify was washed-up-brit-boomer-relaxation-mercury-idolizer bad.
> Thank your obsessions with Coldplay, mellow gold, and Queen for that.
> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...
> suburban-80s bad
> women-of-a-certain-age-obsessed bad
> dads-still-cool bad
> still-watching-vh1-divas-live-clips bad
> Here's what else is going on in your aural trash fire:
You listen to these tracks too much:
• Pulses & Rain by C Duncan
• Climb Ev'ry Mountain by Peggy Wood
• He Came from the Sun by C Duncan
• The Sun Always Shines on T.V. by a-ha
• My Life as a Duck by Charlie Winston
You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:
• Pet Shop Boys
• C Duncan
• Charlie Winston
• a-ha
• Lighthouse Family
You are 6% basic. Royce Wood Junior and Carl Louis? Where do you even find this shit?.
You're stuck in the early 2010s. You only listen to Obama-era jams like Into Thin Air by Pet Shop Boys and Break My Heart Again by FINNEAS.
Analysis completed in 4.012 exhausting seconds.
I need to go sit in silence for a second.
Shutting down.
A tracklist based on the Judge My Spotify-analyis by The Pudding: https://pudding.cool/2020/12/judge-my-spotify/
SPOILER> Thank your obsessions with Queen, adult standards, and Dua Lipa for that.
> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...
> tommy-bahama bad
> greaser bad
> high-notes-and-higher-ponytails bad
> swiftie-fangirl bad
> Here's what else is going on in your aural trash fire:
You listen to these tracks too much:
Nostalgias by Salvador Sobral
Mi Condena by Vic Mirallas
Se Te Nota (with Guaynaa) by Lele Pons
Filho De Oxum by Andrea Motis
Sommerfuggel i vinterland by Hver gang vi møtes
You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:
Christel Alsos
Luisa Sobral
Gov't Mule
Jacob Collier
Paul Gilbert
You are 10% basic. Dede Priest and Mike Mattison? Where do you even find this shit?.
You're too trendy for your own good. You only listen to music made in the last year like Antonico by Andrea Motis and Time Alone With You by Jacob Collier.
That's it. I'm done.
I guess the important thing is that your music makes you feel good...
Shutting down.
KANYEquote:Op donderdag 24 december 2020 22:37 schreef Gale_Boetticher het volgende:
Your spotify was wrote-in-kanye-for-president-80s-dweeb-60-dollar-white-tshirt bad.
> Thank your obsessions with Kanye West, new wave, and The National for that.
> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...
> sitting-alone-in-the-cafeteria bad
> hxcore-falsetto bad
> landslide-on-repeat bad
> you-probably-bring-a-tent-to-the-beach bad
> fixed-gear-bike-collecting-dust bad
> Here's what else is going on in your aural trash fire:
You listen to these tracks too much:
Devil In A New Dress by Kanye West
Who by Modeselektor
Me Gustas Tu by Manu Chao
You & Me - Flume Remix by Disclosure
Monument by Röyksopp
You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:
Angus & Julia Stone
The Smiths
The Waterboys
MGMT
Arcade Fire
You are 11% basic. You're trying to impress with some obscure tracks like Ronald Goedemondt. Nobody's fooled..
You're stuck in the early 2010s. For you, music's been all downhill since Angus & Julia Stone made Grizzly Bear.
Analysis finally complete.
I need to go recalibrate my taste levels.
Shutting down.
Thanks amice. Kanye wordt niet door iedereen goedgekeurd blijkbaarquote:
> Thank your obsessions with BTS, video game music, and Stay With Me for that.
> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...
> learns-about-rap-from-tiktok bad
> pills-are-kicking-in bad
> classic-rock-radio-station bad
> new-age-infomercial bad
> k-pop-for-breakfast bad
> Here's what else is going on in your aural trash fire:
You listen to these tracks too much:
MORE by K/DA
SLUMP -Japanese ver.- by Stray Kids
Bring Me To Life by Evanescence
THE BADDEST by K/DA
God's Menu by Stray Kids
You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:
BTS
Linkin Park
Bernward Koch
ONE OK ROCK
Sungha Jung
You are 20% basic. You're trying to impress with some obscure tracks like Sonant. Nobody's fooled..
You're stuck in the early 2010s. You must have peaked right around CHANYEOL's Guardian (Original Television Soundtrack) Part 1.
That's it. I'm done.
I guess the important thing is that your music makes you feel good...
Shutting down.
> Thank your obsessions with Talking Heads, new wave, and Jingle Bell Rock for that.
> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...
> love-your-npr-tote bad
> 14-year-old-who-just-discovered-punk bad
> adult-skateboarder bad
> overdramatic-instrumental bad
> But wait, it gets worse:
You listen to these tracks too much:
You're Gonna Miss Me - Live by 13th Floor Elevators
Born Under Punches (The Heat Goes On) - 2005 Remaster by Talking Heads
The World Below by Sue the Night
The Big Picture by Sue the Night
Duistre Kamers by De Ambassade
You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:
Lend me your Underbelly
Beastie Boys
Daniel O'Sullivan
Fela Kuti
Motorpsycho
You are 0% basic. Giobia and Money & the Man? Where do you even find this shit?.
You're stuck in the early 2010s. For you, music's been all downhill since Lend me your Underbelly made Smokesigns at Sunset.
Ja, omdat ik het album uit wilde proberen, maar dat het wat tegen viel weet die site natuurlijk niet.
> Thank your obsessions with REM, Emo (e.g., The Lawrence Arms and Spanish Love Songs), and Bad Religion for that.
> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...
> dads-still-cool bad
> heavy-eyeliner-post-punk bad
> stomp-and-holler bad
> 60-dollar-white-tshirt bad
> instagram-your-tent-at-sunset bad
> Here's what else I learned in that hellscape:
You listen to these tracks too much:
Impenetrable Cerebral Fortress by Gulch
Turbo Killer by Carpenter Brut
Quiet Storm by The Lawrence Arms
Dead Man's Coat by The Lawrence Arms
Tech Noir by Gunship
You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:
Queen
Propagandhi
The Cure
The Lawrence Arms
Kettcar
You are 1% basic. All Pigs Must Die and Prurient? Where do you even find this shit?.
You're stuck in the early 2010s. For you, music's been all downhill since The New Pornographers made Champions Of Red Wine.
That's it. I'm done.
I need to go recalibrate my taste levels.
Shutting down.
> Thank your obsessions with Fleetwood Mac, new wave, and Talking Heads for that.
> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...
> artisanal-coffee-shop bad
> basic-jazz bad
> please-read-my-manuscript bad
> punch-me-in-the-face bad
> nineties-dorm-room bad
> But wait, it gets worse:
You listen to these tracks too much:
Brakhage by Stereolab
Soliloquy Of Chaos by Gang Starr
Brown Rice by Don Cherry
Miss Modular by Stereolab
Nomos Nebuleam by Blut Aus Nord
You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:
Aphex Twin
Guided By Voices
Plastikman
Tim Hecker
Autechre
You are 6% basic. Pagan Altar and Neptunian Maximalism? Where do you even find this shit?.
You're stuck in the 1990s. You know there's been good music since Plastikman, right?
Analysis finally complete.
I need to go sit in silence for a second.
Shutting down.
mooi tooltjePlastikman, aphex twin & Autechre vooral tijdens het werk/programmeren geluisterd, dus daar zitten wel wat uurtjes in
Voel je wel vaker de behoefte om dingen uit te leggen die iedereen al lang duidelijk zijn?quote:
Wat je ook luistert. Conclusie is dat je smaak slecht en kut is.
Best vaak eigenlijk.quote:
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Voel je wel vaker de behoefte om dingen uit te leggen die iedereen al lang duidelijk zijn?
OK, tof. Ga ik onthouden, Misschien dat je ook een keer de clou van een mop kunt uitleggen of zo.quote:
Joe, laat maar weten wanneer nodig.quote:Op vrijdag 25 december 2020 20:56 schreef Sodemieters het volgende:
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OK, tof. Ga ik onthouden, Misschien dat je ook een keer de clou van een mop kunt uitleggen of zo.
Benieuwd wat dat ding daarmee doet. Waarschijnlijk zeggen dat je kut bent omdat je geen spotify gebruikt.
Staat nu op 'loading music library'
Ik gebruik het heel rommelig, maar zelfs daar weet het wat van te maken.quote:Op vrijdag 25 december 2020 21:03 schreef herverwijderd het volgende:
Ik heb wel een account, maar kan me niet herinneren dat ik het ooit gebruikt heb.
Benieuwd wat dat ding daarmee doet. Waarschijnlijk zeggen dat je kut bent omdat je geen spotify gebruikt.
Staat nu op 'loading music library'
Hij is nog altijd de music library aan het laden.quote:
[..]
Ik gebruik het heel rommelig, maar zelfs daar weet het wat van te maken.
> Thank your obsessions with Yanni and neue deutsche harte (e.g., Eisbrecher and OOMPH!) for that.
> Unfortunately that's not all I learned:
You listen to these tracks too much:
Supermodel by Eisbrecher
Decay by Priest
Military Fashion Show by And One
Der Hauch des Lebens by Eisbrecher
So klingt Liebe by And One
You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:
The Meteors
And One
Eisbrecher
Tiamat
Hollywood Undead
You are 0% basic. Have you considered there's a reason nobody listens to Asaf Avidan & the Mojos?.
You're stuck in the early 2010s. For you, music's been all downhill since LP made Lost on You.
quote:> Your spotify was you-probably-bring-a-tent-to-the-beach-escape-room-slow-dance bad.
> Thank your obsessions with Lana Del Rey, escape room, and Unchained Melody for that.
> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...
> tay-tay-fangirl bad
> oh-na-na bad
> Grey's-Anatomy-Soundtrack bad
> barista-with-a-short-story-collection bad
> wrote-in-kanye-for-president bad
> Here's what else is going on in your aural trash fire:
You listen to these tracks too much:
Rhythm & Soul by Spoon
The Bleeding Heart Show by The New Pornographers
Whitewashed by Lilium
I'm Aquarius by Metronomy
Love On The Brain by Rihanna
You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:
Kendrick Lamar
2Pac
Wu-Tang Clan
Taylor Swift
Snoop Dogg
You are 23% basic. Yeah, you've got some obscure artists like Adam Green, but your real top ones are ultra-mainstream like Taylor Swift..
You're stuck in the early 2010s. You only listen to Obama-era jams like Op Me Monnie by Famke Louise and Energie by Ronnie Flex.
That's it. I'm done.
I need to go sit in silence for a second.
> Thank your obsessions with Fleetwood Mac, mellow gold, and The Doors for that.
> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...
> liberal-arts-hip-hop bad
> yacht-rock bad
> paisley-park bad
> studded-leather-jacket bad
> napping-in-your-mancave bad
> Here's what else I learned in that hellscape:
You listen to these tracks too much:
Don't Stop - 2018 Remaster by Fleetwood Mac
Go Your Own Way - 2018 Remaster by Fleetwood Mac
Dreams - 2018 Remaster by Fleetwood Mac
The Chain - Live 1997; 2018 Remaster by Fleetwood Mac
Landslide - 2018 Remaster by Fleetwood Mac
You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:
Fleetwood Mac
Kanye West
A$AP Mob
The Notorious B.I.G.
Kendrick Lamar
You are 13% basic. Yeah, you've got some obscure artists like Josh Fawaz, but your real top ones are ultra-mainstream like Kanye West..
> Thank your obsessions with Justin Bieber, neo soul, and Hip Hop Hooray for that.
> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...
> trap-house bad
> escape-room bad
> learns-about-rap-from-tiktok bad
> can-be-convinced-the-earth-is-flat bad
> crying-at-work bad
> But wait, it gets worse:
You listen to these tracks too much:
The Healing by Statik Selektah
Beautiful Trip by Kid Cudi
fue mejor by Kali Uchis
Hip Hop Hooray by Naughty By Nature
de nadie by Kali Uchis
You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:
Kali Uchis
OutKast
Kid Cudi
Teyana Taylor
Justin Bieber
You are 23% basic. You're trying to impress with some obscure tracks like Grand Puba. Nobody's fooled..
You're too trendy for your own good. You only listen to music made in the last year like The Healing by Statik Selektah and Beautiful Trip by Kid Cudi.
Analysis completed in 4.012 exhausting seconds.
I need to go sit in silence for a second.
Shutting down.
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> Thank your obsessions with Fiona Apple, mellow gold, and Make You Feel My Love for that.
> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...
> women-of-a-certain-age-stan bad
> 80s-prom bad
> retiree-softball-league bad
> dancing-queen bad
> hail-satan bad
> Unfortunately that's not all I learned:
You listen to these tracks too much:
The End of All We Know by Bleed From Within
California by Joni Mitchell
Kleinkunst Uit De Muur by Pisa
... !Earth by Devin Townsend Project
The Chosen Legacy by Dimmu Borgir
You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:
Devin Townsend Project
Devin Townsend
Slayer
Nightwish
Rammstein
You are 6% basic. Oh wow Pisa and Drs. P! Your taste is so obscure that's so cool I bet you're super interesting..
You're too trendy for your own good. You only listen to music made in the last year like Singularity by Devin Townsend and Borderlands by Devin Townsend.
That's it. I'm done.
I guess the important thing is that your music makes you feel good...
Shutting down.
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Jammer genoeg weet dat ding niet wat ik voor zooi op Ytube besluister
Wat doe ik fout?
> Thank your obsessions with Queen, mellow gold, and U2 for that.
> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...
> artist-formerly-known-as bad
> mid-nineties-flannel-shirt bad
> 80s-prom bad
> women-of-a-certain-age-obsessed bad
> still-listening-to-the-scientist bad
> Unfortunately that's not all I learned:
You listen to these tracks too much:
Go (Radio Edit) by Moby
I Feel So Good by Richard Thompson
Birdy by 22-Pistepirkko
They Reminisce Over You (T.R.O.Y.) by Pete Rock & C.L. Smooth
Wild Night by John Mellencamp
You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:
R.E.M.
Talking Heads
Echo & the Bunnymen
The Pogues
David Bowie
You are 24% basic. You're trying to be cool with Buffalo Tom, but your favorites are the same as everybody else's..
You're stuck in the 1990s. Forget about Social Distortion's White Light White Heat White Trash and move on.
That's it. I'm done.
I need to go sit in silence for a second.
Shutting down.
Te weinig van Spotify gebruik maken.quote:
Ik blijf iedere keer dat ik dit probeer hangen op de melding "loading your music library"
Wat doe ik fout?
Ah dat zou goed kunnen idd!quote:
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Te weinig van Spotify gebruik maken.
Je kunt ook nog Wrapped van Spotify zelf gebruiken om te zien wat eruit rolt. Maar dat is wat serieuzer en feitelijker.quote: