ONZ Onzin voor je leven!
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Spel bedacht door: Pg_Up
Met dank aan bondage, voor het maken van de puntenteltool.
Aangezien ONZ nogal dood is, presenteer ik jullie Het Dodetopicspel. Je hoeft er niks voor te doen, behalve te posten en hopen dat het lang duurt voordat er een nieuwe reactie geplaatst wordt. Elke minuut dat er na jou niks gepost is is een punt. Er moeten dus minimaal 60 seconden tussen jouw post en de volgende post zitten voor een punt: 59 seconden telt nog steeds als 0 minuten en dus 0 punten. Restseconden worden niet bij elkaar opgeteld. De punten worden automatisch opgeteld. Tip: je kan beter niet meerdere keren achter elkaar posten, want je krijgt dus pas punten als er minstens een minuut tussen je post en de volgende post zit, ook al zijn beide posts van jou.
Voor elke minuut tussen de OP en de fipo krijg je ook gewoon een punt, maar voor de tijd tussen de lapo en de nieuwe OP krijg je geen punten. Zoals gebruikelijk is op FOK!, opent degene met de laatste post het nieuwe topic. Duurt dit te lang, dan kan een andere user dit doen en gaan we verder in het topic dat het snelst geopend is.
Gelieve de OP duidelijk en overzichtelijk te houden en de uitleg/regels niet te veranderen, bij voorbaat dank.
Geldige scores worden automatisch gepost door MonitorDeze plaatjen updatet automagisch. (afblijven dus)
Oudere seizoenen
Een seizoen bestaat uit 1 maand en begint vanaf de 1ste post op de 1ste dag van de maand. Nadat een seizoen afloopt worden de scores weer op nul gezet. Dit om er voor te zorgen dat iedereen een kans heeft om winnaar te worden.
Winnaars:
Seizoen 1: Haags_kwartiertje
Seizoen 2: Haags_kwartiertje
Seizoen 3: Dr.Mikey
Seizoen 4: Haags_kwartiertje
Seizoen 5: Haags_kwartiertje
Seizoen 6: Dr.Mikey
Seizoen 7: Nattekat
Zonder wrijving geen glans
Et de Foei
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Op 
Rustaaaaaaag
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Moooooo! 
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Koeien
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Stoere ochtendhoop.
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Dat was in jouw tijd wel anders!quote:
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
hij zwemt al...quote:
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
On hold
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Moentjuh kan er geen genoeg van krijgen. 
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Alles voor het spelquote:Op vrijdag 11 mei 2018 10:32 schreef Grrrrrrrr het volgende:
Moentjuh kan er geen genoeg van krijgen.
Geen impulsieve aankopen gedaan hequote:
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ik heb gistermiddag toen ik vrij was lekker gewinkeld.
Kijk wel uit voor de onvermijdelijke burn outquote:
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Nu eerst werken, vanavond wikkelen.quote:Op vrijdag 11 mei 2018 10:24 schreef haags_kwartiertje het volgende:
Hebben jullie nog leuke plannen vandaag?
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
posten is meedoen!quote:
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Al zal het momenteel even moeilijk scoren zijn.
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Das waarquote:
Al zal het momenteel even moeilijk scoren zijn.
moet jij ff niet postenquote:
Al zal het momenteel even moeilijk scoren zijn.
ik denk dat moentjuh momenteel het probleem is vooralquote:
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Op
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
dan moet die ook ff stoppen.quote:
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ik denk dat moentjuh momenteel het probleem is vooral
En een zekere kwaloa! 
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
#nooitdedeuruit
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Ik ben zo weg.quote:
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ik denk dat moentjuh momenteel het probleem is vooral
Ps: Bolk drama gisteren hier
Zo is het spelquote:
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Ik ben zo weg.
Ps: Bolk drama gisteren hier
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Op
Zo nu en dan kom ik wel buiten, echter niet om te winkelen. Alleen voor de noodzakelijke dingen naar de super en de rest gewoon bestellen vanuit de stoel.quote:
#everdayimbolking
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
beetje frisse lucht is niet verkeerdquote:Op vrijdag 11 mei 2018 10:54 schreef bondage het volgende:
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Zo nu en dan kom ik wel buiten, echter niet om te winkelen. Alleen voor de noodzakelijke dingen naar de super en de rest gewoon bestellen vanuit de stoel.
Ah oke. Wikkelen is ook *ahum* leukquote:Op vrijdag 11 mei 2018 10:51 schreef bondage het volgende:
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Wikkelen, niet winkelen. Als ik iets wil bestel ik het wel op internet
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Black and yellow
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
(^^)
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
=_=
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
(TT)
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
spork.quote:
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
wat win ik?quote:
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Sporken zijn vet handig
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Vanwaar *ahum*? Lekker ingewikkeldquote:
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Ah oke. Wikkelen is ook *ahum* leuk
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Op
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Een vork is een hork.
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Jajaquote:
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Ik had iets in mn keel, stof ofzo. Vandaar de *ahum*.
Volgens mij heb je geen idee waarover het gaat. Geeft niet, wordt vast wel een keer duidelijk.
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
quote:
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Jaja
Je hebt gelijk . Leg eens uit wat wikkele is ?
Neeeee 
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
In combi met mijn naam, wat zou wikkelen dan zijn?quote:
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Godverdomme.
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
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Oke. Dacht eerst wel dat je gwn winkelen bedoeldequote:
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Ja, 'iets' inwikkelen inderdaad. Het eindresultaat ziet eruit als een mummie
De Heere!
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Nee, ik heb een hekel aan winkelenquote:
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Oke. Dacht eerst wel dat je gwn winkelen bedoelde
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Jup, ik ga iemand een hele leuke ervaring gevenquote:
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Jij gaat vandaag dus wikkelen en ik lekker winkelen
Hoop dat je het weer een beetje meezit als je gaat winkelen.
De Heere!!
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Dank u, blijft geloof ik wel zonnig rest van de dag. Veel plezier met wikkelen dan he 🙂quote:
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Jup, ik ga iemand een hele leuke ervaring geven
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Haloa
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Thx moentjuh! Mooie trofee
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Burp
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Nope
They wish to cure us. But I say to you, WE are the cure!
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
Hoiquote:
They wish to cure us. But I say to you, WE are the cure!
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
(+_+)
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Dacht je oh shit vannochtend of vond je het wel leukquote:
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They wish to cure us. But I say to you, WE are the cure!
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
Ik dacht:"eindelijk rust!".quote:
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Dacht je oh shit vannochtend of vond je het wel leuk
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"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Personal space trubbels bij de sportschool
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Haha eigenlijk sta je nu eerste toch.quote:
They wish to cure us. But I say to you, WE are the cure!
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
tuulijk, stel je voor dat ik te veel doe.quote:
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Hoezo?quote:
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Haha eigenlijk sta je nu eerste toch.
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Nee dat moeten we niet hebben ... stel je voor zegquote:
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tuulijk, stel je voor dat ik te veel doe.
Raak je alleen maar geblesseerd van.quote:
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Nee dat moeten we niet hebben ... stel je voor zeg
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
je hebt er bij die hijgend van oefening naar oefening rennen. Gekken.quote:
Mensen die zich uitsloven in de sportschool
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
buiten komen.quote:
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Stelletje malloten zijn dat.quote:
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je hebt er bij die hijgend van oefening naar oefening rennen. Gekken.
Die I gebruikte bots en heeft een fok! Ban nu ik mocht hem welaar eigenlijk moet die uit de score.quote:
Zijn mensen voor minder verwijderd.
They wish to cure us. But I say to you, WE are the cure!
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
Link naar ontmaskering?quote:
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Die I gebruikte bots en heeft een fok! Ban nu ik mocht hem welaar eigenlijk moet die uit de score.
Zijn mensen voor minder verwijderd.
100.000 katjes
Fuck the EBU!
Fuck the EBU!
Een mod heeft gisteren al posts zitten verwijderen was een topic van gisteren avond ergensquote:
They wish to cure us. But I say to you, WE are the cure!
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
Was jij die gisteren I zijn bots heeft afgehandeld?quote:
They wish to cure us. But I say to you, WE are the cure!
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
Lullig. Tis niet dat hij er punten mee haalde. Waarschuwing was ook wel voldoende geweest.quote:
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Die I gebruikte bots en heeft een fok! Ban nu ik mocht hem welaar eigenlijk moet die uit de score.
Zijn mensen voor minder verwijderd.
Maar ik had hem een tijd terug toen hij z'n spamscript aan had gezet ook al gewaarschuwd dat ze er achter de schermen misschien niet zo om zouden kunnen lachen.
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Hmmn
They wish to cure us. But I say to you, WE are the cure!
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
I. ligt gewoon in de zon en komt straks weer posten.
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Groot gelijk
They wish to cure us. But I say to you, WE are the cure!
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Okk zo lekker naar buiten.
They wish to cure us. But I say to you, WE are the cure!
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
Zondag toch brak
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Lekker hou ik wel van.quote:
They wish to cure us. But I say to you, WE are the cure!
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
yeppersquote:
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Beetje verfrissing en lekker rustig op straat.quote:
They wish to cure us. But I say to you, WE are the cure!
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
They wish to cure us. But I say to you, WE are the cure!
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
Oh ja shit
They wish to cure us. But I say to you, WE are the cure!
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
ik bén zondag helemaal naar de moeder bedoel je.quote:
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Nice.
Zondag is het ook moederdag btw...
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
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Beetje verfrissing en lekker rustig op straat.
Ja! precies om die redenen is regen lekker
Das bijna hetzelfde hè.quote:
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ik bén zondag helemaal naar de moeder bedoel je.
Kan ermee door.
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Ik heb in mijn slaapkamer een koepel als raam. En die regen tikt daar zo heerlijk op. Echt fijn is datquote:
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Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
sereen is dat he. Regen tegen het raamquote:
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Ik heb in mijn slaapkamer een koepel als raam. En die regen tikt daar zo heerlijk op. Echt fijn is dat
Als ik geen kloon vibes van je kreeg zou ik samen met je gaan wandelenquote:
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They wish to cure us. But I say to you, WE are the cure!
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Meneer pasteur
They wish to cure us. But I say to you, WE are the cure!
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
Dat is het juiste woord ja... sereenquote:
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sereen is dat he. Regen tegen het raam
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.
They wish to cure us. But I say to you, WE are the cure!
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
In de regen wandelenquote:
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Als ik geen kloon vibes van je kreeg zou ik samen met je gaan wandelen
