dit zijn dus die gasten die mij om 16:00 uur in de file vervelen.
quote:Kan ie er niet voor zorgen dat ie die schroef van oor tot oor aandraait
Op donderdag 19 december 2002 00:10 schreef gebruikersnaam het volgende:
en van de website van yorinfm?
[afbeelding]dit zijn dus die gasten die mij om 16:00 uur in de file vervelen.
http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/
weheheh 
quote:Wehehehehe wat een mensen
Op donderdag 19 december 2002 00:19 schreef GizartFRL het volgende:
en van deze site dan?http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/
weheheh
Pork
pork
pork
PORK in the caramel chair hehehe 
quote:
Op donderdag 19 december 2002 00:19 schreef GizartFRL het volgende:
en van deze site dan?http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/
weheheh
quote:die laat ik me oma nog niet eens de straat over helpen.
Op donderdag 19 december 2002 00:24 schreef Juup© het volgende:
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Prom Night comes to cheap white trash. Mom is especially proud because she made Amanda's prom dress out of the curtain. When Amanda's mom smiles, she looks like an ugly pumpkin.
Wahahaha die vent is hard 
commentaar: TRICK OR TREAT! HERE'S A BABY FOR THE HORRIBLE GHOUL! The kid is too young to run or hold a gun, he's doomed!
note - *lurkmodus*
het is idd een lache pagina.
I was talking to Cliff last night and he claimed that somebody called him and left a message on his answering machine, accusing him of having a drinking problem. Cliff adamantly denies this and wants to explain his actions that might have led some people into thinking he's got an alcohol addiction. I hope this clears everything up for all of you.
"When I was at church that one day, I wasn't drunk. My fucking eyesite was all screwed up because I was painting my toolshed the night before, and I couldn't tell that I was wearing that blue tuxedo I bought 20 years ago. I was cursing at the Priest because I thought he was the jackass that stole my broom a few days ago. I still kind of think he is, just because you work for the church doesn't mean you're some kind of saint for God's sake."
"The store owner said I stole the beer, but I came in there with it. You can ask that broad outside that was using the phone. She must've fucking saw me while she was calling her drug dealer on the phone to hook her up with more crack. The guy that owns the store had a grudge against me ever since that time I called the cops on him for playing his shit music really loud. He listens to that rap shit. What a fuck."
"The only reason I was drinking all night on Thanksgiving was because my foot was killing me. The arthritis was flaring up like nobody's business, so I started popping painkillers like Tic-Tacs. Anyway, that shit wasn't helping, so I pulled out the flask of Jack and drank it all. Then I hear some noise outside, I thought it was the garbagemen knocking over my cans again, so I run out and fall down the fucking porch because I had forgotten to zip my fly and my goddamn pants fell down and tripped me. Then I start throwing up all over the porch like a fucking fountain. I still haven't washed those clothes yet."
"I was going to see a movie one day, some show with that one fucker from the movie about the monkeys, and there was some queer in line dressed like a goddamn woman! I started laughing my ass off, so the dipshit turns around and asks me what I'm laughing at so I says, 'Your pretty hair, Esmerelda' and his boyfriend pushes me down. I got up and kicked that asshole's knee so hard it just snapped and I scream 'YOU WANT TO MESS WITH A VETERAN, BUDDY?' and I just go off on the jerk until they kick me out. I started drinking AFTER that."
"My cable went out that one night a few weeks ago, and I couldn't watch 'Silk Stockings', so I had nothing better to do but throw down some Scotch. One of those idiot kids from next door starts banging on my door and I answer it and think he's a burglar so I push him off my porch into the shrubs. He runs away and then his dad comes over, all pissed off and shit. I don't really care so I tells him he can go back to his house and hump that pile of meatloaf he calls his wife. This pisses the asshole off even more, so I push him off the porch into the shrubs. He landed right where his braindead kid did to, it was fucking hilarious. What a family of retards."
Oh no! Those damn genetic engineers at the BioTech lab finally figured out how to combine human DNA with potato DNA! The result? Whatever the hell this is. Notice the lighting which suggests it lives in a McDonalds deep fryer.
"Scabby" Perkins desecrates the manly act of smoking. As you can tell by his malformed mug, I've taken the liberty of extinguishing a few cartons of cigarettes on his greasy head. When will the morons ever learn?
quote:de eerste 30 jarige met een luier
Op donderdag 19 december 2002 00:30 schreef DuchessX het volgende:
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The Compost Express Wagon stops by the McKinely's Farm every weekend. Is it dropping off or picking up? I don't know, but I sure as hell ain't getting within 50 yards of that pale crock of crap riding in it.
am not going to even bother commenting on this. Instead, I will go out and shoot myself. I would advise you do the same.
Ik krijg kramp in mijn kaken van het lachen 
Haha, the boss from "Dilbert" is having a mid-life crisis!!! Hahaha
Imagine waking up and seeing this thing in your bed. It's like a goddamn nightmare you can never wake up from, only with more chest hair and flab.
quote:*proest*
Op donderdag 19 december 2002 00:37 schreef Juup© het volgende:
[afbeelding]am not going to even bother commenting on this. Instead, I will go out and shoot myself. I would advise you do the same.
Ik krijg kramp in mijn kaken van het lachen
quote:Wahahahahaha
Op donderdag 19 december 2002 00:37 schreef gebruikersnaam het volgende:
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Haha, the boss from "Dilbert" is having a mid-life crisis!!! Hahaha
Computer geek Myron Burns is stunned to see light which doesn't come from his computer screen. I'm stunned to see patches of his skin which don't look like pussy shrines to the God of Clearasil. I hate all teenagers, except the hot broads that work at Dairy Queen.
With that look in his coke-bottle glasses, it's obvious Steve Maynard is thinking of getting the power up and winning the game. You go and work your computer magic, you fat hairy slob!
quote:WHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAARGH stik in mijn lach
Op donderdag 19 december 2002 00:42 schreef DuchessX het volgende:
[afbeelding]With that look in his coke-bottle glasses, it's obvious Steve Maynard is thinking of getting the power up and winning the game. You go and work your computer magic, you fat hairy slob!
Janet Briggs doesn't need to be told that there are no monsters under her bed, because when that moist and pasty blob of flesh hits the mattress, all "under the bed" suddenly disappears.
quote:
PORKPORK
PORK
PORK IN THE CARAMEL CHAIR!!!!!
[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Xebrozius op 19-12-2002 00:46]
Hello, welcome to Hawaii, here is the roasted pig. I don't think it's done yet - back on the spit with you!
quote:
Op donderdag 19 december 2002 00:44 schreef gebruikersnaam het volgende:
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Janet Briggs doesn't need to be told that there are no monsters under her bed, because when that moist and pasty blob of flesh hits the mattress, all "under the bed" suddenly disappears.
OMFG!
quote:OMG
Op donderdag 19 december 2002 00:44 schreef gebruikersnaam het volgende:
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Janet Briggs doesn't need to be told that there are no monsters under her bed, because when that moist and pasty blob of flesh hits the mattress, all "under the bed" suddenly disappears.
Jesus, what is it, mutants get in free night at the hick club? Actually, on closer inspection, that seems to be the grinning specter of death staring at me. My mistake.
quote:whahaha eindelijk een schietspel die ik ook snap..
Op donderdag 19 december 2002 00:46 schreef GizartFRL het volgende:
LOOL!!http://www.somethingawful.com/features/yablonskitournament/index.htm
Bluto finally catches Popeye and beats his face in with a stop sign. No wait, that's just Drew Sellers, the caboose in West Appleton's Man-train. Maybe some day science will perfect the "entire body transplant" he's been needing for so long. Until then, he can continue his full time job of opening up beer bottles with his teeth.
quote:haha hij heeft een pukkeltje op zijn neus.
Op donderdag 19 december 2002 00:51 schreef DuchessX het volgende:
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I don't know what in the blazing fuck this thing is. I think it might be a space witch. One time I went down to the bakery and asked if they had any upside-down pastries and the staff goon said "yes, we sure do" so I said "WELL YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE CAREFUL THEN!!" Fucking funniest shit ever. Then I stole a pie. The pie tasted like shit. Don't ever shop there. I forget what the bakery's name was, but if you see it, DON'T SHOP THERE.
-edit- Oeps 
verkeerde copy paste...
[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door GizartFRL op 19-12-2002 00:54]
quote:MUAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH
Op donderdag 19 december 2002 00:48 schreef GizartFRL het volgende:
[afbeelding]RETURN BACK TO YOUR DIMENSION
Hello, welcome to Hell. This is a photograph of what will haunt you for the rest of your life. Every time you close your eyes, you will see this. Every time you go to sleep, you will see this. It is the Devil himself.
quote:ROFLOL!!!
Op donderdag 19 december 2002 00:53 schreef DuchessX het volgende:
[afbeelding]Hello, welcome to Hell. This is a photograph of what will haunt you for the rest of your life. Every time you close your eyes, you will see this. Every time you go to sleep, you will see this. It is the Devil himself.
Margo Mondalis attempts to smuggle two 18 year old children into the movie theater. That shirt has enough reinforced fabric to cover and support the Twin Towers.
quote:Waar heb je dat beeldige pakje weg?
Op donderdag 19 december 2002 00:55 schreef DuchessX het volgende:
[afbeelding]I think I've found out where all the plastic pink flamingos ended up.
Miss Etam?
- nee, de Vrijbuiter.
MEGAPIMP CANNOT BE STOPPED! RUN! HIDE! NO IT IS TOO LATE, MEGAPIMP CATCHES A WHIFF OF HI-KARATE, YOU ARE DOOMED.
quote:Jsus
Op donderdag 19 december 2002 00:37 schreef Juup© het volgende:
[afbeelding]am not going to even bother commenting on this. Instead, I will go out and shoot myself. I would advise you do the same.
Ik krijg kramp in mijn kaken van het lachen
zeer sterk.
OH GOD NO, RETURN TO SENDER!!! RETURN TO SENDER!!!
Friendly advice to anybody staying overnight in an Appleton City hotel: BURN THE BEDSHEETS AND BRING YOUR OWN.
Some people protect their furniture with stainguard. Some protect their shit with plastic covers. The Michaelson family protects their living room set by employing Grandma Bones. I can smell her rotting carcass all the way over here.
Oh look, it's a tattooed fetus with glasses, how lovely.
quote:
Op donderdag 19 december 2002 01:04 schreef LangeJan het volgende:[..]
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'm sure there's a wonderful and exciting story behind this photo, but I don't know what it is and I don't care to speculate.
Al Darby introduced me to some of his geeky, pasty-faced loser friends. I introduced some of his key body parts to the light socket.
quote:tje
Op donderdag 19 december 2002 00:52 schreef gebruikersnaam het volgende:[..]
haha hij heeft een pukkeltje op zijn neus.
PUKKEL JA hahahahaha
kijk, dit zijn de nieuwe buren van henk schiffmacher.
quote:Well.. That's kind of annoying..
Op donderdag 19 december 2002 01:09 schreef GizartFRL het volgende:
[afbeelding]I'm sure there's a wonderful and exciting story behind this photo, but I don't know what it is and I don't care to speculate.
quote:Wahahaha hoezo FAT ASS
Op donderdag 19 december 2002 01:02 schreef DuchessX het volgende:
[afbeelding]Friendly advice to anybody staying overnight in an Appleton City hotel: BURN THE BEDSHEETS AND BRING YOUR OWN.
Even the cheerleaders in this hellhole ratburg of a town have severe mental issues. For example, take Frank "Francine" Mayweather. No seriously, take him. Nobody else will.
quote:Deze is moeilijk te overtreffen. We gaan op zoek!!!!
Op donderdag 19 december 2002 01:07 schreef DuchessX het volgende:
[afbeelding]BACK TO HELL WITH YOU, FISH DEMON!!!
quote:
Op donderdag 19 december 2002 01:09 schreef gebruikersnaam het volgende:
[afbeelding]kijk, dit zijn de nieuwe buren van henk schiffmacher.
NEW EVIDENCE PROVES ALIENS REALLY WERE DISCOVERED AT ROSWELL.
On second thought, this has to be a hoax. Any alien race this ugly would undoubtedly kill their own young.
Wahahahaha
God I hate hippies. Especially 60 year old hippies that think they're 18. OH SHIT, WHAT A HOT AND SPICY ORGY AT THE RETIREMENT HOME!
BOOOOOORN FREEEAAAAAK, AS FREEEAK AS THE WIND.
[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Juup© op 19-12-2002 01:25]
Bride or groom? I'll take "YETI" for 500, Alex
quote:Doet het niet
Op donderdag 19 december 2002 01:21 schreef sig000 het volgende:
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quote:Nog ff en de chips kan ik eruit gaan kotsen jakkie
Op donderdag 19 december 2002 01:28 schreef DuchessX het volgende:
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The starting linebacker for the South Appleton Cougars, Mary Edwards. No wonder the team went 16-0 that year with her as the entire defensive line.
Manwijf
See, this is what happens when God has to work under a tight deadline. Corners are cut, budgets are slashed, and shit like this gets pumped out like a stream of diarrhea from a bloated hobo's rancid ass. There aren't enough date rape drugs in the WORLD to get this lardskulled blimp a handjob.
dit was em voor vandaag, Truzzzte en geen nachtmerries iedereen
quote:
Op donderdag 19 december 2002 01:33 schreef Juup© het volgende:
[afbeelding]Lijkt Witchfynder wel een beetje
* GizartFRL is gone.
One of the braindead yahoos that attends the North Appleton Community College. As you can plainly see, he's studying to be a genetic scientist who aims to solve all of the world's problems by adding human DNA to sheep DNA. After all, it obviously worked for his parents.
Ay ay ay! It is el Gothico Mexicano! Ay ay! El Diablo esta en mi pantalones! Also, he fucks horses!
[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Juup© op 19-12-2002 01:46]
The Mid-life Crisis Cheetah Convention in West Appleton every year is a real blast. Not that I'd know anything about the rash of explosions there. Which happen every year on the day before I leave town for a month.
Hallmark presents the North Appleton Valentine's Day Theater:
"YETI LOVE"
The surprise ending happens when they drive home and pass a McDonalds without stopping. Big Mac sales plummet 6000%.
Oh hoo-fucking-ray, Captain Horse's Ass is here to save the day and whatever leftovers you have in your refrigerator. The lardass has love handles the size of my Chrysler.
quote:Ken ik niet
Op donderdag 19 december 2002 02:22 schreef sig000 het volgende:
* Ook gezien op Fok!!!OMG!!!
De link die ik plaatste is iemand van Fok! volgens mij dus vandaar heb ik hem verwijderd.
Nice outfit there, Ham Commando. I hope the bus you're waiting for has a trailer hitch the size of a mobile home you goddamn chunkyfucked sack of cottage cheese.
EXPLOSION IN HAIR SALON KILLS 4
Only survivor reported to be in critical condition and "very ugly."
Yeah congratulations buttscar, you put a fucking basket on your head. Now wait a few seconds and I'll carve a couple hundred thousand baskets out of your fleshy carcass.
quote:zij valt nog best wel mee op de schaal van Cliff
Op donderdag 19 december 2002 02:38 schreef Juup© het volgende:
[afbeelding]Milk for 500, coming right up.
quote:you are blocking my sunlight
Op donderdag 19 december 2002 02:39 schreef Juup© het volgende:
[afbeelding]Tja
quote:
Op donderdag 19 december 2002 02:40 schreef -Dark_VisioN- het volgende:[..]
zij valt nog best wel mee op de schaal van Cliff
quote:"hallo ben ik in beeld" neej nog lang niet
Op donderdag 19 december 2002 02:40 schreef Juup© het volgende:
quote:Uhhh hallo. Ik kom ook ff kijken.
Op donderdag 19 december 2002 02:43 schreef -Dark_VisioN- het volgende:[..]
"hallo ben ik in beeld" neej nog lang niet
quote:toch wel de leukste uit dit topic.
Op donderdag 19 december 2002 02:38 schreef Juup© het volgende:
[afbeelding]Milk for 500, coming right up.
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