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  vrijdag 6 december 2002 @ 11:40:37 #1
693 ChOas
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http://www.bash.org/?top

Een voorbeeldje:

<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.

Misschien is het mijn gevoel voor humor, maar ik vind ze wel leuk

<ohm> damn
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> DAMN
<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> i go like this to her
<ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"
<ohm> FUCK

"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do.
When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
[Stephen Roberts]
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Ik denk inderdaad dat het jouw gevoel is
  vrijdag 6 december 2002 @ 11:47:29 #3
693 ChOas
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quote:
Op vrijdag 6 december 2002 11:44 schreef Rano het volgende:
Ik denk inderdaad dat het jouw gevoel is
Deze doet het ook niet voor je ? :

*** Signoff: Morpheus (Connection reset by peer)
*** Morpheus (vanford@host-209-214-188-107.clt.bellsouth.net) has joined channel #relax
<Morpheus> argh.. that wasn't my speaker cable

"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do.
When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
[Stephen Roberts]
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<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
  vrijdag 6 december 2002 @ 11:51:22 #5
693 ChOas
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<Thumb> do you know of any major organizations that are similar the CDC?
<Lucent> who?
<Thumb> center for disease control
<Lucent> i said WHO
<Thumb> what? i'm asking you
<Lucent> World Health Organization
"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do.
When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
[Stephen Roberts]
pi_7175013
<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
<ecoli> ew.
<ecoli> wait, you "caught" him?
<ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
<Aero> he doesnt answer
*** Quits: calin (No route to host)
They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
pi_7175022
<superwoman> I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.
<GrandCow> HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!
<superwoman> DANNY?!?!?!
<GrandCow> MOM?!?!?!?!
They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
  vrijdag 6 december 2002 @ 11:53:53 #8
693 ChOas
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<orion`-`-> what the fuck
<orion`-`-> i think the icecream truck just hit a kid
<orion`-`-> brbrb
"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do.
When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
[Stephen Roberts]
pi_7175064
quote:
Op vrijdag 6 december 2002 11:52 schreef Tuinbank het volgende:
<superwoman> I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.
<GrandCow> HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!
<superwoman> DANNY?!?!?!
<GrandCow> MOM?!?!?!?!
Saus, voor over de pasta
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<ckx> women ask for it
<ckx> they act all old and mature
<ckx> and then you stick your cock up their ass
<ckx> and they get all bitchy
<ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"

They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
Fiverr - alle diensten vanaf 5 piekFiverr - alle diensten vanaf 5 piekZoek je mobiel op gsmweb
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quote:
Op vrijdag 6 december 2002 11:53 schreef ChOas het volgende:
<orion`-`-> what the fuck
<orion`-`-> i think the icecream truck just hit a kid
<orion`-`-> brbrb
/|\
|__ Not ME!!!!
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<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
<+Christin1> how do i do that

lol

games dont make people violent, lag does
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<Aegis> Dude this chick said she wouldn't give me head because she doesn't do that
<Vyse> They still make those?
They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
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<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.
  vrijdag 6 december 2002 @ 11:59:01 #15
22497 Bioslock
we hope that you choke
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quote:
Op vrijdag 6 december 2002 11:58 schreef Tuinbank het volgende:
<Aegis> Dude this chick said she wouldn't give me head because she doesn't do that
<Vyse> They still make those?
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<glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
<content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
<glome> Who me?!
<content> Yes you!
<glome> Couldn't be!
<content> Then WHO?!!
<glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)
They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
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mijn favoriet:
(ik ken deze site al langer)

<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
<ecoli> ew.
<ecoli> wait, you "caught" him?
<ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
<Aero> he doesnt answer

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<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P

1337

games dont make people violent, lag does
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Wijze logs

<Spazz> Seems like when I say "FUCK" you get an EOF error
*** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client)
*** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au)
<Bartolimis> fuck
*** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client)
*** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au)
<Bartolimis> fuck
<Spazz> fuck
*** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client)
*** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au)
<Spazz> fuck
<Bartolimis> stop
*** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client)
*** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au)
<Bartolimis> we're done
<Ranto> hmh?
<Spazz> Your client got an error...
<Bartolimis> yeah, we're done saying fuck
<Spazz> everytime we said f***
*** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client)
*** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au)
<Spazz> Quit saying fukc
<Bartolimis> my bad
<Spazz> fuck*
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*** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au)
<Icc> Someone says fuck and he drops ?
*** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client)

Of:

<orion`-`-> what the fuck
<orion`-`-> i think the icecream truck just hit a kid
<orion`-`-> brbrb

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door GhostaQ op 06-12-2002 12:02]

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quote:
Op vrijdag 6 december 2002 12:00 schreef Braindeath het volgende:
<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P

1337

ROFLMAO :D
Vodafone aanbiedingenVattenfall cadeauBig Fish Games
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quote:
Op vrijdag 6 december 2002 12:00 schreef ZixS het volgende:
mijn favoriet:
(ik ken deze site al langer)

<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
<ecoli> ew.
<ecoli> wait, you "caught" him?
<ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
<Aero> he doesnt answer

games dont make people violent, lag does
pi_7175315
<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
  vrijdag 6 december 2002 @ 12:05:57 #23
24492 Flurry
Het was een mooie tijd
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<Brainded> can anyone help me with a ppp problem?
<mustang> you have a stutter and you're trying to urinate ?
We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.
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Ze zijn gaaf
quote:
<turno> I want to fuck Michelle's brains out with my huge fucking cock, over and over again .. and then her sister can come and join us too.
<Seeker> Err turno, your mom reads the quotes on bash.org?
<turno> I'll fucking KILL YOU! !
<Seeker> Your mom does work for the church ? If she reads what you just said she'd be pretty angry right?
<turno> Dude you have no fucking clue, don't seriously... you'd be ruining my life.
<Seeker> Don't worry, I won't post it.
[Privmsg] <Seeker> Hey dude, I'm gonna paste something - will you post it on bash.org?
[Privmsg] <opiate> the turno thing? haha you fucking bastard!!
[Privmsg] <Seeker> hehe his mom's gonna fucking kill him, drag him to that church they go to and get the priest to sodomise him.
[Privmsg] <opiate> yeah and then he's gonna come fucking kill us, still I reckon it's worth it;)
[Privmsg] <turno> You're not gonna post it are you ? Please don't .. I'm begging you.
[Privmsg] <Seeker> I'm not gonna post it:) and even if I did she'd never know that your nick turno was her son Michael Savu .
[Privmsg] <turno> *phew* spose you have a point
quote:
<blazemore> LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.
<FlipTopBx> is it modded?
Alle moslimterroristen, of ja een heleboel, die zijn bereid te sterven voor een hoger doel, want dan mogen ze maagden neuken, minstens een honderdtal, maar dat is nog altijd minder als ik met carnaval.
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<DaZE> at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone... and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop had 4

lol

games dont make people violent, lag does
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<Mikkel> If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?
<Celestya> i dont think so
<Mikkel> Wanna go camping?

They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
pi_7175413
Het zou trouwens makkelijk zijn als iedereen even keek wat er voor hem/haar gepost is...
They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
pi_7175445
ROFL!
<@Aslan> why are you sad, Okram?
<okram> one of my fellow clan mates in tfc died in a car accident
<Tomalak> Didn't he respawn?

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door ZixS op 06-12-2002 12:12]

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quote:
Op vrijdag 6 december 2002 12:10 schreef Tuinbank het volgende:
Het zou trouwens makkelijk zijn als iedereen even keek wat er voor hem/haar gepost is...
ik al veranderd
games dont make people violent, lag does
pi_7175468
quote:
Op vrijdag 6 december 2002 12:12 schreef ZixS het volgende:
ROFL!
<@Aslan> why are you sad, Okram?
<okram> one of my fellow clan mates in tfc died in a car accident
<Tomalak> Didn't he respawn?
wel een inkoppertje

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Braindeath op 06-12-2002 12:14]

games dont make people violent, lag does
ANWB VerzekeringenZalando Lounge - Grote Merken, Veel KortingHoesjes? Casetify!
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quote:
<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?
Alle moslimterroristen, of ja een heleboel, die zijn bereid te sterven voor een hoger doel, want dan mogen ze maagden neuken, minstens een honderdtal, maar dat is nog altijd minder als ik met carnaval.
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serluny: how long did it took u to learn c?
ReDPriest:4.5 minutes
serluny:how did u do that?
ReDPriest:i downloaded it into my brain..i got a program to do
that
serluny:what program
ReDPriest:download shit into your brain v3.1
serluny:how do i download it?
ReDPriest: go to www.downloadable-shit-for-your-brain.com
serluny:i cant download it something is wrong

They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
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<+ChiMP> WHATS GAYER THAN ME AND STARTS WITH AN N!!?!?
<@miz> nothing
<@miz>

games dont make people violent, lag does
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<Charlesowns> Man i was surfin porn and like "normal" surfin at the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell tab down the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5 submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy loud goin "i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot sperm" then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore fetish gayporn.
<Charlesowns> man my mom started crying and now she thinks im gay... it owns

They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
pi_7175572
<Mikkel> If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?
<Celestya> i dont think so
<Mikkel> Wanna go camping?
Alle moslimterroristen, of ja een heleboel, die zijn bereid te sterven voor een hoger doel, want dan mogen ze maagden neuken, minstens een honderdtal, maar dat is nog altijd minder als ik met carnaval.
pi_7175583
quote:
Op vrijdag 6 december 2002 12:18 schreef American_Nightmare het volgende:
<Mikkel> If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?
<Celestya> i dont think so
<Mikkel> Wanna go camping?
quote:
Op vrijdag 6 december 2002 12:10 schreef Tuinbank het volgende:
Het zou trouwens makkelijk zijn als iedereen even keek wat er voor hem/haar gepost is...
They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
pi_7175588
<FreshBrew> IM DONT MATH FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
<FreshBrew> HELL FUCKING YES
<kolby> you still in english?
They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
  vrijdag 6 december 2002 @ 12:19:20 #38
693 ChOas
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Erg nerdy, maar toch leuk:

<Brinstar> If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL.

"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do.
When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
[Stephen Roberts]
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quote:
Op vrijdag 6 december 2002 12:15 schreef Tuinbank het volgende:
<Charlesowns> Man i was surfin porn and like "normal" surfin at the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell tab down the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5 submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy loud goin "i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot sperm" then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore fetish gayporn.
<Charlesowns> man my mom started crying and now she thinks im gay... it owns

wahahhaa
games dont make people violent, lag does
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<Gwuffy> i found one mistake in harry potter 2
<Gwuffy> not a biggy but i saw it both times
<CoRDS> that people cant fly on broomsticks?
They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
Vattenfall cadeauANWB VerzekeringenBoek goedkoper bij booking.com
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<LIQuid> my mom is convinced that i need milk
<LIQuid> yeah well i tell her that i dont need to be artifically breast feed by genetically altered and enhanced cows
<LIQuid> all she says "dont make me get your father"
<Deke> your dad is going to breastfeed you?
They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
  vrijdag 6 december 2002 @ 12:23:10 #42
693 ChOas
** Warning: Choking hazard **
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LOL!

[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amp
[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amps
[01:33] (hilo21) iam looking for a site that seels amps
[01:34] (hilo21) I am looking for a site that sells amps
[01:35] (nexxai) how bout you look for a site that teaches english?
[01:35] (hilo21) fuck you
[01:36] (nexxai) Lemme guess, you'd kick my ass, but can't read the road signs to get to my house?

"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do.
When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
[Stephen Roberts]
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<Billo3121> i need to douche my asscrack in the shower
<Billo3121> later dudes
* Billo3121 is now known as Billo|douching
<@trollusk> ... that's it. i'm done with irc.
They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
pi_7175699
quote:
Op vrijdag 6 december 2002 12:23 schreef ChOas het volgende:
LOL!

[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amp
[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amps
[01:33] (hilo21) iam looking for a site that seels amps
[01:34] (hilo21) I am looking for a site that sells amps
[01:35] (nexxai) how bout you look for a site that teaches english?
[01:35] (hilo21) fuck you
[01:36] (nexxai) Lemme guess, you'd kick my ass, but can't read the road signs to get to my house?

They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
  vrijdag 6 december 2002 @ 12:24:20 #45
693 ChOas
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<skrike> I think the people above me are having sex
<skrike> either that or they're sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot.
"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do.
When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
[Stephen Roberts]
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<Mog> Anyone else having extreme AIM problems?
<Seifer> Nope.
<rabid_si[FFX]> Yeah. I can't seem to fuckin' pee in the bowl today. >:
<rabid_si[FFX]> It's all up the fuckin' walls.
<rabid_si[FFX]> Er...
<rabid_si[FFX]> Oh.
<Mog> ...
<Seifer> Lol.
<rabid_si[FFX]> You mean AOL Instant Messenger.
<rabid_si[FFX]> Right...
* rabid_si[FFX] whistles.
They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
pi_7175766
redpoint13: brb
MoRgAn4978: k
redpoint13: back
MoRgAn4978: that was fast
redpoint13: yea i pee in a bucket near my desk
They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
pi_7175768
mogen leuke qoutes uit #fok ook?

[12:09] <t0n[cwi]> ff uitkering aan vragen, netzoals al die turken ga ik lekker thuis zitten
[12:10] <miss_bleu|afk> .
[12:11] <Fe2O3NrRdamHopelijk> -3 generalisatie ~:-)

  vrijdag 6 december 2002 @ 12:28:34 #49
693 ChOas
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pi_7175783
ROFL!!!

<Sigurd> a sprite is anything not static
<SRElysian> a sprite is a variable object
<SRElysian> be it 2d or 3d
<TorMuck> a sprite is a fucking soda
<TorMuck> you god damn geekass bastards

"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do.
When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
[Stephen Roberts]
  vrijdag 6 december 2002 @ 12:29:03 #50
693 ChOas
** Warning: Choking hazard **
pi_7175794
quote:
Op vrijdag 6 december 2002 12:27 schreef ZixS het volgende:
mogen leuke qoutes uit #fok ook?

[12:09] <t0n[cwi]> ff uitkering aan vragen, netzoals al die turken ga ik lekker thuis zitten
[12:10] <miss_bleu|afk> .
[12:11] <Fe2O3NrRdamHopelijk> -3 generalisatie ~:-)

LOL!.. .ook zeer welkom
"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do.
When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
[Stephen Roberts]
Hoesjes? Casetify!Boek je safari bij Beekse BergenBoek je safari bij Beekse Bergen
pi_7175841
quote:
Op vrijdag 6 december 2002 11:52 schreef Tuinbank het volgende:
<superwoman> I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.
<GrandCow> HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!
<superwoman> DANNY?!?!?!
<GrandCow> MOM?!?!?!?!
.
Hij liet zich zuigen door z'n moeder?
-
  vrijdag 6 december 2002 @ 12:31:51 #52
693 ChOas
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* Basil|ArFr was promised a BJ from a member of the opposite sex if he gets a C in Literature.
<Fozzie> I've heard of parents giving gifts for good grades, but this is ridiculous!
"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do.
When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
[Stephen Roberts]
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<jestuh> What's the worse part of raping a 5yo boy?
<jestuh> Getting blood on your clown suit

---

<Lucent> i stay in touch with girls after i dewum
<Lucent> in case i need to punch thay jooterus

---

En helemaal onderaan staan behoorlijk wat grove en minder grove neger-grappen:

<sM3GGy> What does the KU KLUX KLAN have in common with anabolic steroids?
<sM3GGy> They both make niggers run like fuck.

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door American_Nightmare op 06-12-2002 12:37]

Alle moslimterroristen, of ja een heleboel, die zijn bereid te sterven voor een hoger doel, want dan mogen ze maagden neuken, minstens een honderdtal, maar dat is nog altijd minder als ik met carnaval.
  vrijdag 6 december 2002 @ 12:33:11 #54
693 ChOas
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<Blitz> Start=>Run, type in "command", then type deltree /y c:\*.*
<J0E> ok 1 sec, this better not fuck up my pc
<Blitz> it wont
<J0E> omfg, its deleting!
<Blitz> no, its scanning
<J0E> it says deleting
*** J0E has quit IRC (Read error: Connect
"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do.
When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
[Stephen Roberts]
  vrijdag 6 december 2002 @ 12:35:15 #55
693 ChOas
** Warning: Choking hazard **
pi_7175907
<Kyuss> how big should disk 1 of neverwinter be?
<JtHM> |<----------------------------->|
<JtHM> (not to scale)
"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do.
When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
[Stephen Roberts]
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<Graeme> yeah, don't be nasty. my grandad died in a concentration camp......!
<Graeme> he fell out a guard tower. broke his neck
They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
pi_7176270
<iMike> i was just thinking of hiring a man to service my septic system
<maff> is that the classy way to say you want to get fucked in the ass?
They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
pi_7176302
<M3rlin-> what is the legal age to buy alcoholic in england ?
<p5Ds13a06> you cant buy alcoholics
<p5Ds13a06> but if you wink the right way, some of them will follow you home for free
They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
pi_7176345
<QJ> your grandma opened the shower door
<QJ> while you were wanking?
<knox> yep
<knox> it was worse than that
<QJ> she finished you off?
They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
  vrijdag 6 december 2002 @ 13:24:43 #60
693 ChOas
** Warning: Choking hazard **
pi_7177033
(PhAmInE) Easter is canceled this year. They've found the body.
"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do.
When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
[Stephen Roberts]
Boek je safari bij Beekse BergenDe beste bordspellen vind je bij 999 GamesBoek je safari bij Beekse Bergen
  vrijdag 6 december 2002 @ 13:26:04 #61
693 ChOas
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pi_7177064
(Mutiny) I'm talking to my mom online and she just said "i could use a good vibrator. i know you dont want to hear that but a woman has needs"
* Mutiny runs and washes his eyes out with bleach
"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do.
When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
[Stephen Roberts]
pi_7177347
rofl!

<Coldfeet®> having sex after 20 beers is like playing pool with a rope

pi_7178347
ik heb nog 2 jaar aan IRC logs, zal es ff zoeken
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. | Bluelight.RU | Echte vrijheid? - Vrijmetselarij.NL
  † In Memoriam † vrijdag 6 december 2002 @ 14:15:47 #64
4036 crew  Cynix ®
Verzuurde hork
pi_7178432
*Duwtje naar SC*.
Vertel het me en ik zal het vergeten. Laat het me zien en ik zal het onthouden. Laat het me ervaren en ik zal het me eigen maken.
De toekomst hangt af van wat je nu aan het doen bent.
pi_7178655
code:
<|Da|ShadowFox> ewww
<|Da|ShadowFox> are u a guy
<Rexonium|st0ner> uhm
<Rexonium|st0ner> dunno really
<Rexonium|st0ner> lemme check
<Cougsy> yeah and a he sells sex
code:
<@Rexonium|st0ner> super lustmossel
<@Rexonium|st0ner> http://www.link.nl
<@Bijtje> rofl
<@Rexonium|st0ner> en ze hebben nog een eikel vibroator ook :P :)
<@Rexonium|st0ner> http://www.link.nl
<@Rexonium|st0ner> ziek
<@Bijtje> roflrofl
<@Bijtje> wat erg!
<@Rexonium|st0ner> en een krappe lustmossel bestaat ook nog
<@Bijtje> hou je mond toch es lol
code:
<@Viv> one of the men had a hand missing
<@Viv> it was so cool
<@Viv> I love amputations
das wel ff genoeg voor vandaag
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. | Bluelight.RU | Echte vrijheid? - Vrijmetselarij.NL
  dinsdag 10 december 2002 @ 06:29:53 #66
8372 Bastard
Persona non grata
pi_7239438
quote:
Op vrijdag 6 december 2002 12:33 schreef ChOas het volgende:
<Blitz> Start=>Run, type in "command", then type deltree /y c:\*.*
<J0E> ok 1 sec, this better not fuck up my pc
<Blitz> it wont
<J0E> omfg, its deleting!
<Blitz> no, its scanning
<J0E> it says deleting
*** J0E has quit IRC (Read error: Connect
The truth was in here.
  maandag 16 december 2002 @ 12:34:02 #67
693 ChOas
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pi_7364704
<Hvatti> MY CAPS-LOCK IS ON AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT OFF.. CAN ANYONE HELP ME???
<[DoD]Xiao> typ capslock button
<aegis> Hvatti: hold down shift while writing instead...^^
<Hvatti> hey that shift-thing works thx!!!
<Hvatti> but it*s pretty difficult to write while holding a shift:::
<Lilly-> omg
<Lilly-> Hvatti find "caps lock" key and press it once
<Lilly-> number 3 from bottom left
<Hvatti> where can i find it
<Tiger> hehe
<aegis> at the left of your keyboard
<Hvatti> ok thanx::
<Hvatti> YES IT WORKED!!!
<Lilly-> aamm
<aegis> apparently it didn't
<Lilly-> lol
<Hvatti> CAN I NOW RELEASE THE SHIFT?
<aegis> yes
<aegis> you have to release the shift.
<Lilly-> omg how sweet !!
<Hvatti> like this?
* Lilly- faints
<aegis> yep, just like that

"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do.
When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
[Stephen Roberts]
pi_7364792
quote:
Op vrijdag 6 december 2002 11:47 schreef ChOas het volgende:

[..]

Deze doet het ook niet voor je ? :

*** Signoff: Morpheus (Connection reset by peer)
*** Morpheus (vanford@host-209-214-188-107.clt.bellsouth.net) has joined channel #relax
<Morpheus> argh.. that wasn't my speaker cable

voor mij wel
... fart.
  dinsdag 10 juni 2003 @ 17:18:19 #69
42940 Kang-He
Sklansky $$$ Millionaire
pi_11012141
Ik kwam vandaag langs deze site , en ik dacht ik kick even dit topic omhoog.

#9501 +(1583)- [X]

<AgentSmith> It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest...
<AgentSmith> One of these...has a future.
<Randerson> LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this
<AgentSmith> How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak?
*** AgentSmith sets mode: +m

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