Even I can beat defokkingfoker

First off, I'm sick and tired of people in the top 1% idiots of FOK! running for moderator. For example, defokkingfoker (his username is in the top 0.1% worst usernames ever created in the history of the universe).

Obviously defokkingfoker would be a terrible moderator, but for some people this might not be this obvious. A great example is his compulsive lying, he claims to be from Syria and is still starting to learn Dutch, even though his PoHi shows that a couple of years ago he was speaking Dutch just fine and his admittance to doing 'Havo' shows that he attended a Dutch school. Not only is he a compulsive liar, he is a terrible liar.

Another reason why he is terrible, is that he wants to be a moderator. Just like with kings, people who love to rule others are often terrible kings. The throne in A Song of Ice and Fire (or Game of Thrones) is designed to be extremely uncomfortable for a reason, it shouldn't be fun to be a king. With great power comes great responsibility. Just like with moderators. People like defokkingfokker can't fucking handle that responsibility.

Now who am I to challenge him? I also want to be a moderator, I desire power and I like to rule people. But I am aware of this. I am aware that being a moderator takes responsibility, and I've prepared and practiced Stoic philosophy and built up discipline for this. I know I won't be the best moderator there is, but I will try very fucking hard to be a great one, and I will enjoy it too.

I know that FOK!ers want a truthful and caring moderator, and I honestly think that I'm quite exactly that. I might make mistakes or lose control sometimes, but I will most often be just.

A vote for me is a vote against defokkingfoker.

I also encourage the use of LSD-25.


Poll: Who should become Moderator of ENG?
• Spatieloos
• defokkingfoker
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[ Bericht 2% gewijzigd door Spatieloos op 02-01-2016 23:48:09 ]

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Op zaterdag 2 januari 2016 23:28 schreef Fylax het volgende:

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Neither.

Why?

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Op zaterdag 2 januari 2016 23:28 schreef Fylax het volgende:

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Because I should!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kidding.

You already have a job.

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Op zaterdag 2 januari 2016 23:28 schreef OmgevallenFlat2 het volgende:
I agree that Spatieloos is way better than 'defokkingfoker' I feel that Spatieloos deserves this position more as he is more level-headed and knows his ways around here.

You sound a lot more intelligent when typing in English by the way.

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Op zaterdag 2 januari 2016 23:29 schreef Fylax het volgende:

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Which one?

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Op zaterdag 2 januari 2016 23:30 schreef Fylax het volgende:

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Multi tasking is my expertise.

I hereby name you woman of the year 2016.

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Op zaterdag 2 januari 2016 23:30 schreef OmgevallenFlat2 het volgende:

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That is because I'm way more comfortable speaking English than Dutch. I wasn't even born in holland and still they force me to speak that language, and I just dont wanna be like that.

Anyway, i fully support you and will support you till the end of this. I got your back

Thank you, my friend.

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Op zaterdag 2 januari 2016 23:35 schreef hardromacore2.0 het volgende:

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Gayy

Brolove isn't gay.

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Op zaterdag 2 januari 2016 23:42 schreef Molurus het volgende:
Just as in politics... those who want to do it should not, under any circumstances, be allowed to do it.

As I said in my post. But if you won't allow anyone who wants to be a mod, there will be no mods at all, which is why the least worst candidate (me) should be chosen.

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Op zaterdag 2 januari 2016 23:46 schreef Molurus het volgende:

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You make a good case.

* Molurus votes Spatieloos

Thank you.

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Op zaterdag 2 januari 2016 23:47 schreef Childofthe90s het volgende:

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Maybe you should try the Dutch forum first

But my Dutch is probably even worse.
Thank you for correcting.