SATAN, KING PRESCOTT Jewish/Christian National
DOG, VERY ODD Natural Law Party
CANDIDATE, UNDERAGE None
MODE, BEAST None
THE CLOWN, BIPPY None
ROOSEVELT, JOHNNY GODDAMN MR Other
FAKE, THIS IS Republican Party
ELIJAH, ISIS Republican Party
PRINCE OF DARKNESS, SATAN LORD OF UNDERWORLD H. MAJESTY ! Republican Party
BALBOA, ROCKY Independent
POTTER, HARRY THE MLG WIZARD ULTRA-MC UMC HP Commandments Party
SCHRUTE, DWIGHT KURT Communist Party
CASTRO RUZ, FIDEL Communist Party
POXTIFICATE, CRANTIFFINUS ADRAGUIZES DUKE Communist Party
CAESAR, PRESIDENT EMPEROR Democratic Party
AKA THE PROPHET AKA EARL, TRIPPYCUP AKA YOUNG TRIPPZ AKA THE GOAT SIR
FER, LUCI MRS. Independent
HANNURABI, HEAVEN Independent
ICE, ELSA QUEEN Independent
BUTTOCKS, SYDNEYS VOLUPTOUS Independent
UN, KIM JONG Independent
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