IK ben Adolf Hitler
quote:Jullie?
Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little shit!
quote:gefeli
Op woensdag 13 november 2002 13:20 schreef ChrisJX het volgende:
Kijk op www.poisenedminds.comIK ben Adolf Hitler
[..]Jullie?
is dat een dictator? shit, moet dan toch maar weer eens naar school...
As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power News flash for you: You're not!
By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star but hay, it's a start!
quote:
"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!
"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!
quote:
Sadly, you're not one of the smarter dictators! After having scores of innocent Muslims murdered, instead of leaving them where they lay where they couldn't be traced back to you, you have them carted back to police headquarters and virtually bury them in you back garden for anyone to find! Find them they did along with a long paper trail all pointing at you as the cause of their untimely deaths. You are now on trial for being so damn stupid where you're conducting your own defence! Face it! You're f**ked!
[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door thurminator op 13-11-2002 13:42]
Sadly, you're not one of the smarter dictators! After having scores of innocent Muslims murdered, instead of leaving them where they lay where they couldn't be traced back to you, you have them carted back to police headquarters and virtually bury them in you back garden for anyone to find! Find them they did along with a long paper trail all pointing at you as the cause of their untimely deaths. You are now on trial for being so damn stupid where you're conducting your own defence! Face it! You're f**ked!
mijn keus was moslims in plaats van joden......
[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door geit op 13-11-2002 13:39]
You managed to piss off western countries by killing innocent people to get you're hands on oil fields that don't belong to you! That's THEIR job, so a task force was sent to kick you up the backside. They succeeded, but you managed to make them look stupid when it was reviled that the American armed forces had somehow shot down four times as many missiles then you actually owned, and the UK was selling you guns and weapon parts while at war to use against them! So "daddy's little boy" is after you now. Considering what happened the last time, I bet you're SO scared!
[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Utmenke op 13-11-2002 13:39]
"As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power News flash for you: You're not!"
Hmmm, klopt op zich wel, ware het niet dat ik niet echt vriendjes met de Amerikanen ben. Voor de rest vind ik het een beste kerel.
quote:Stalin, had ik ook
Op woensdag 13 november 2002 13:39 schreef thedon het volgende:
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quote:Van mij ook...
Op woensdag 13 november 2002 13:38 schreef geit het volgende:
[afbeelding]mijn keus was moslims in plaats van joden......
Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little shit!
quote:Ik ook Saddam Houssein!!!!
Op woensdag 13 november 2002 13:46 schreef existenz het volgende:
[afbeelding]
quote:Veel lager kan niet eigenlijk....
Op woensdag 13 november 2002 14:19 schreef fatima het volgende:
Blair , pathetisch , ik wist het.
quote:Bij de 2e keer was ik Mugabe
Op woensdag 13 november 2002 14:08 schreef CherrymoonTraxx het volgende:
Twee keer gedaan die tes. Hitler en Milosevic kwamen eruit.
You answer the question: "what if Hitler was black?" A power-mad little shit that will do anything to keep your backside in the presidential seat, that's what! Sadly, no matter how much you persecute your populace, they are getting sick of you! When given the option of starving to death because of the piss poor economy you created or stringing you up by the nearest lamppost, more and more find the later more attractive! Also shave that stupid, little moustache off! It makes you look like an even bigger tit then you are already!
quote:Dag sweekie
Op woensdag 13 november 2002 14:19 schreef sweek het volgende:[..]
Veel lager kan niet eigenlijk....
quote:Dat is al heel wat... ik voel me trouwens wel goed bij Hoessein. Gelukkig geen Bush in ieder geval...
Op woensdag 13 november 2002 14:25 schreef fatima het volgende:[..]
Dag sweekie
, nee lager dan laagst.Was ik maar een Hitler of Mugabe desnoods Stalin maar Blair, nah ja ik ben allang blij dat de dictator in jezelf niet langer een taboe is.
Hai fatimatje.
quote:Ik ook...
Op woensdag 13 november 2002 14:11 schreef Superposter het volgende:
[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door SPaC3MaN op 13-11-2002 16:13]
You are one of the more creative of the dictators. When not writing poetry you're devising your own version of communism. As over two million Chinese staved to death because of your little experiment you should have stuck to writing sappy songs!
Goed, ik ben dus Mao.
verder niet echt grappig ofzo
You are one of the more creative of the dictators. When not writing poetry you're devising your own version of communism. As over two million Chinese staved to death because of your little experiment you should have stuck to writing sappy songs!
Sadly, you're not one of the smarter dictators! After having scores of innocent Muslims murdered, instead of leaving them where they lay where they couldn't be traced back to you, you have them carted back to police headquarters and virtually bury them in you back garden for anyone to find! Find them they did along with a long paper trail all pointing at you as the cause of their untimely deaths. You are now on trial for being so damn stupid where you're conducting your own defence! Face it! You're f**ked
"As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less ... bla bla bla bla ..."
quote:hmm
As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power News flash for you: You're not!
Edit- hij deeed het niet echt..
[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door FluxC5 op 14-11-2002 16:05]
Dat hoopte ik al wel..
(nee, niet sarcastisch)
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You managed to piss off western countries by killing innocent people to get you're hands on oil fields that don't belong to you! That's THEIR job, so a task force was sent to kick you up the backside. They succeeded, but you managed to make them look stupid when it was reviled that the American armed forces had somehow shot down four times as many missiles then you actually owned, and the UK was selling you guns and weapon parts while at war to use against them! So "daddy's little boy" is after you now. Considering what happened the last time, I bet you're <I>SO</I> scared!
<P><FONT SIZE=1>What tin-pot dictator are you? Take the <A HREF="http://www.poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/">"What Dictator am I?"</A> test at <A HREF="http://www.poisonedminds.com">PoisonedMinds.com</A></FONT>
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quote:Je leeftijd?
Op woensdag 13 november 2002 18:43 schreef SilverSpirit het volgende:
Ik ben SADDAM HUSSEIN, vette toeval want ik vind hem keistoer(nee, niet sarcastisch)
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You managed to piss off western countries by killing innocent people to get you're hands on oil fields that don't belong to you! That's THEIR job, so a task force was sent to kick you up the backside. They succeeded, but you managed to make them look stupid when it was reviled that the American armed forces had somehow shot down four times as many missiles then you actually owned, and the UK was selling you guns and weapon parts while at war to use against them! So "daddy's little boy" is after you now. Considering what happened the last time, I bet you're <I>SO</I> scared!
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quote:Ik denk dat je eigenlijk op George W. Bush of Tony Blair uitkwam maar uit frustratie toch maar voor Saddam gegaan bent.
Op woensdag 13 november 2002 18:43 schreef SilverSpirit het volgende:
Ik ben SADDAM HUSSEIN, vette toeval want ik vind hem keistoer(nee, niet sarcastisch)
[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door the-amazing-elmo op 13-11-2002 19:10]
You are one of the more creative of the dictators. When not writing poetry you're devising your own version of communism. As over two million Chinese staved to death because of your little experiment you should have stuck to writing sappy songs!
quote:whuhaa great minds think alike
Op woensdag 13 november 2002 19:02 schreef Vampier het volgende:
[afbeelding]
quote:Me 2
Op woensdag 13 november 2002 13:33 schreef -roys- het volgende:
[afbeelding]"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!
You managed to piss off western countries by killing innocent people to get you're hands on oil fields that don't belong to you! That's THEIR job, so a task force was sent to kick you up the backside. They succeeded, but you managed to make them look stupid when it was reviled that the American armed forces had somehow shot down four times as many missiles then you actually owned, and the UK was selling you guns and weapon parts while at war to use against them! So "daddy's little boy" is after you now. Considering what happened the last time, I bet you're SO scared!
quote:me 2.
Op woensdag 13 november 2002 13:35 schreef thurminator het volgende:
[afbeelding]
[..]
update: Weer slobodan.
quote:Ik ben Adolf Hilter met een smile er achter ?
IK ben Adolf Hitler
wat een kut topic zeg ...
SLOT!!!
As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power News flash for you: You're not!
Het zal wel..
das nie echt radicaal he..
"As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power News flash for you: You're not!"
By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star but hay, it's a start!
Speedcore Speedcore uber ahallesss
Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little shit!
En de vorige keer was ik Tony Blair
Blair? Is dat ook een dictaror dan
awesome
Allah only knows what's going on inside that skull of yours! Maybe that rag on your head is too tight and is restricting the blood to the non-loony parts of your brain, as some of you're actions are insane even by dictator standards! You declare ANYTHING remotely fun unholy and ban it (Maybe that's where the word TaliBAN comes from)! You persecute anyone who doesn't hold your heavily perverted view of your religion and you have no respect for women and then wonder why nobody likes you! Yeah, yeah, I'm an "infidel!" Blah, blah, blah! At least I'm not hiding in a cave with a bunch of "holy warriors" who run at the first sign of trouble and a poisonous old bastard the world wants dead
quote:Zie je wel dat zo'n test niet klopt...
Op woensdag 13 november 2002 18:43 schreef SilverSpirit het volgende:
Ik ben SADDAM HUSSEIN, vette toeval want ik vind hem keistoer(nee, niet sarcastisch)
You managed to piss off western countries by killing innocent people to get you're hands on oil fields that don't belong to you! That's THEIR job, so a task force was sent to kick you up the backside. They succeeded, but you managed to make them look stupid when it was reviled that the American armed forces had somehow shot down four times as many missiles then you actually owned, and the UK was selling you guns and weapon parts while at war to use against them! So "daddy's little boy" is after you now. Considering what happened the last time, I bet you're <I>SO</I> scared!
Allah only knows what's going on inside that skull of yours! Maybe that rag on your head is too tight and is restricting the blood to the non-loony parts of your brain, as some of you're actions are insane even by dictator standards! You declare ANYTHING remotely fun unholy and ban it (Maybe that's where the word TaliBAN comes from)! You persecute anyone who doesn't hold your heavily perverted view of your religion and you have no respect for women and then wonder why nobody likes you! Yeah, yeah, I'm an "infidel!" Blah, blah, blah! At least I'm not hiding in a cave with a bunch of "holy warriors" who run at the first sign of trouble and a poisonous old bastard the world wants dead!
Jihaad!!! Yeah!!!
quote:In een woord:
Op woensdag 13 november 2002 22:07 schreef Xebrozius het volgende:
damn! Dat heb ik weer......
Ik zelf ben Stalin geweest en een keer Fidel Castro.
Klopt wel een beetje met mijn Communistische overtuiging .
By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star but hay, it's a start!
quote:heej, die had ik ook
Op woensdag 13 november 2002 13:35 schreef UnleashMitch het volgende:
[afbeelding]Sadly, you're not one of the smarter dictators! After having scores of innocent Muslims murdered, instead of leaving them where they lay where they couldn't be traced back to you, you have them carted back to police headquarters and virtually bury them in you back garden for anyone to find! Find them they did along with a long paper trail all pointing at you as the cause of their untimely deaths. You are now on trial for being so damn stupid where you're conducting your own defence! Face it! You're f**ked!
quote:heej, ik zijn me aangesproken voel
Op donderdag 14 november 2002 13:18 schreef schrijvertje het volgende:
Hehehe, ik was Tony...
Dat is de ergste van allemaal>:):7
bah... waarom nou weer zo'n halfzachte dictator
Stalin...hmmm.
Ik had nog zo gezegd dat ik geen snor wilde
As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power News flash for you: You're not!
"By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star; but hay, it's a start!"
Yes, ik ben Fidel Castro.
Daar had ik ook stiekem op gehoopt.
Weliswaar een dictator, maar het kan altijd erger.
Oh ja, ik denk dat deze smiley trouwens nu wel gepast is:
Het plaatje werkt niet
Yes een communist, gelukkig geen Amerikaan!!
Lol
As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power News flash for you: You're not!
*alvast meldt*
quote:Idi Amin
Op woensdag 24 december 2003 20:46 schreef Meneer_Aart het volgende:
George Bush. Ik had gehoopt op een stijlvolle dictator.
You managed to piss off western countries by killing innocent people to get you're hands on oil fields that don't belong to you! That's THEIR job, so a task force was sent to kick you up the backside. They succeeded, but you managed to make them look stupid when it was reviled that the American armed forces had somehow shot down four times as many missiles then you actually owned, and the UK was selling you guns and weapon parts while at war to use against them! So "daddy's little boy" is after you now. Considering what happened the last time, I bet you're SO scared!
By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star but hay, it's a start!
mwa.. valt niet tegen he
quote:
Op woensdag 13 november 2002 17:38 schreef Steve-O het volgende:
[afbeelding]Sadly, you're not one of the smarter dictators! After having scores of innocent Muslims murdered, instead of leaving them where they lay where they couldn't be traced back to you, you have them carted back to police headquarters and virtually bury them in you back garden for anyone to find! Find them they did along with a long paper trail all pointing at you as the cause of their untimely deaths. You are now on trial for being so damn stupid where you're conducting your own defence! Face it! You're f**ked
quote:Khadafi
Op woensdag 24 december 2003 20:51 schreef Juup© het volgende:[..]
Idi Amin
En Saddam had ook altijd een cool image:
quote:
Op woensdag 13 november 2002 13:26 schreef 4]-[ Highlander het volgende:
Hahahahahaha![]()
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[afbeelding]
As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power News flash for you: You're not!
quote:ik ook Tony Blair
Op woensdag 13 november 2002 13:26 schreef 4]-[ Highlander het volgende:
Hahahahahaha![]()
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[afbeelding]
As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power News flash for you: You're not!
[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door DrWolffenstein op 26-12-2003 01:08]
godverteringtyfus, nou ja ik ben saddam
waarsmnbaard
Unfortunately your assistant Pinky
is quite stupid.
So far, you have never succeeded in realising your plan. Maybe when animal activists make it possible to give you more rights you will. At least, of all dictators you are the most intelligent one!
quote:Ben je daar blij mee
Op vrijdag 26 december 2003 02:59 schreef Diverse_Reality het volgende:
Bush junior..
quote:Ja, hoezo? Da's best een aardige man...
Op vrijdag 26 december 2003 03:02 schreef pc-fr34k het volgende:[..]
Ben je daar blij mee
quote:
Op vrijdag 26 december 2003 03:22 schreef Diverse_Reality het volgende:[..]
Ja, hoezo? Da's best een aardige man...
By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star but hay, it's a start!
beter
Ik ben onze kameraad Fidel
quote:spatie weg bij de img
Op vrijdag 26 december 2003 04:09 schreef Estranged_Dream het volgende:
http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Castro.jpg " target="_blank">[afbeelding]
By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star… but hay, it's a start!Ik ben onze kameraad Fidel
You answer the question: "what if Hitler was black?" A power-mad little shit that will do anything to keep your backside in the presidential seat, that's what! Sadly, no matter how much you persecute your populace, they are getting sick of you! When given the option of starving to death because of the piss poor economy you created or stringing you up by the nearest lamppost, more and more find the later more attractive! Also shave that stupid, little moustache off! It makes you look like an even bigger tit then you are already!
What tin-pot dictator are you? Take the "What Dictator am I?" test at PoisonedMinds.com
quote:Ben ik nu netjes
TONY
As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power News flash for you: You're not!
You managed to piss off western countries by killing innocent people to get you're hands on oil fields that don't belong to you! That's THEIR job, so a task force was sent to kick you up the backside. They succeeded, but you managed to make them look stupid when it was reviled that the American armed forces had somehow shot down four times as many missiles then you actually owned, and the UK was selling you guns and weapon parts while at war to use against them! So "daddy's little boy" is after you now. Considering what happened the last time, I bet you're SO scared!
quote:
Op woensdag 13 november 2002 18:32 schreef Miesjel het volgende:
[afbeelding]Dat hoopte ik al wel..
[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Inspector_Gadget op 21-01-2004 20:02]
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