"I tried to believe that there is a God, who created each of us in His own image and likeness, loves us very much, and keeps a close eye on things. I really tried to believe that, but I gotta tell you, the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize, something is fucked up." - George Carlin.
[i]Put me on a pedestal and I'll only disappoint you Tell me I'm exceptional and I promise to exploit you Give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny[/i]