ONZ Onzin voor je leven!
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god bless the open road that led me straight to you
Love is a burning thing
and it makes a firery ring
bound by wild desire
I fell in to a ring of fire
Meet me in the middle of a moonlit Chevy bench seat and do a little bit of country song, hanging on
You don’t have to keep me fallin’ like this
But it’d sure be cool if you did
Love is a burning thing
and it makes a firery ring
bound by wild desire
I fell in to a ring of fire
Meet me in the middle of a moonlit Chevy bench seat and do a little bit of country song, hanging on
You don’t have to keep me fallin’ like this
But it’d sure be cool if you did
It's a smile, It's a kiss, It's a sip of wine, It's Summertime
Kontsnor
Vol met klonten
Gadverdamme
Bah
Klonten aan je kont
Dengel dengel dengel
Grote vieze brokken
Gadverdamme bah
Klonten klonten klonten
Kontsnor
Klonten klonten klonten
Kontsnor
Klonten klonten klonten
Kontsnor
Klonten klonten
Bah
Vol met klonten
Gadverdamme
Bah
Klonten aan je kont
Dengel dengel dengel
Grote vieze brokken
Gadverdamme bah
Klonten klonten klonten
Kontsnor
Klonten klonten klonten
Kontsnor
Klonten klonten klonten
Kontsnor
Klonten klonten
Bah
I just talked to Jesus
He said, "What up Yeezus?"
I said, "Shit I'm chilling
Trying to stack these millions"
He said, "What up Yeezus?"
I said, "Shit I'm chilling
Trying to stack these millions"
All you know about me is what I've sold you, dumb fuck
Op 
Anal Cunt. 
quote:I kidnapped Mr. peabody and his
"way back machine".
When we got there I sold him to
a chinese restaurant.
I punched every girl I saw in the face,
on the way to the booth to vote for Hitler.
I went back in time and voted for Hitler,
I just voted for Adolf Hitler.
It's my life, it's now or never, I ain't gonna live forever.
-
Headstrong to take on anyone.
-
Headstrong to take on anyone.
Mamelapa umnqunduwakho
Andifuni ukuyaehlatini!
Sukubammba incanca yam
Andi so stabani
Incanca yam yeyamantobi
Incanca yam iclean
Incanca yam inamandla
Ndiyinkwekwe enkulu
Angi funi ukuba yeendota
Andifuni ukuyaehlatini!
Sukubammba incanca yam
Andi so stabani
Incanca yam yeyamantobi
Incanca yam iclean
Incanca yam inamandla
Ndiyinkwekwe enkulu
Angi funi ukuba yeendota
die emo gevoelens manquote:when you make that face its perfect. hold me so tight that my ribs break, so i can die in your arms. i've felt this way before and i've said all of these words. hold me to your chest because i need your heartbeat since i can't look in your eyes. i don't deserve to anyway and i know honesty is your weakness and you know affection is mine. neither of us have healed from past hurts i can see it in your face and you can hear it in my voice. all i have is this broken heart to offer you so take it, it's yours. it's been broken beyond me breaking so i could use someone to rebuild.
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Dit is trouwens een goede tekst (van de Baas in mijn UI):
I am tall and I am thin
Of an enviable height
And I've been known to be quite handsome
From a certain angle and a certain light
Well I entered into O'Malley's
Said, "O'Malley I have a thirst"
O'Malley merely smiled at me
said "You wouldn't be the first"
I knocked on the bar and pointed
To a bottle on the shelf
And as O'Malley poured me out a drink
I sniffed and crossed myself
My hand decided that the time was nigh
And for a moment it slipped from view
And when it returned, it fairly burned
With confidence anew
Well the thunder from my steely fist
Made all the glasses jangle
When I shot him, I was so handsome
It was the light, it was the angle
Huh! Hmmmmm
"Neighbours!" I cried, "Friends!" I screamed
I banged my fist upon the bar
"I bear no grudge against you!"
And my d_ck felt long and hard
"I am the man for which no God waits
And for which the whole world yearns
I'm marked by darkness and by blood
And one thousand powder-burns"
Well, you know those fish with swollen lips
That clean the ocean floor?
When I looked at poor O'Malley's wife
That is exactly what I saw
I jammed the barrel under her chin
And her face looked raw and vicious
Her head it landed in the sink
With all the dirty dishes
Her little daughter Siobhan
Pulled beers from dusk till dawn
And amongst the townfolk, she was a bit of a joke
But she pulled the best beers in town
I swooped magnificent upon her
As she sat shivering in her grief
Like the Madonna painted on the church-house wall
In whale's blood and banana leaf
Her throat it crumbled in my fist
And I spun heroically around
To see Caffrey rising from his seat
I shot that motherf_cker down
Mmmmmmmmm Yeah Yeah Yeah
"I have no free will," I sang
As I flew about the murder
Mrs. Richard Holmes, she screamed
You really should have heard her
I sang and I laughed, I howled and I wept
I panted like a pup
I blew a hole in Mrs. Richard Holmes
And her husband he stood up
And he screamed, "You are an evil man"
And I paused a while to wonder
"If I have no free will then how could I
Be morally culpable, I wonder"
I shot Richard Holmes in the stomach
And gingerly he sat down
And he whispered weirdly, "No offense"
And lay upon the ground
"None taken," I replied to him
With which he gave a little cough
With blazing wings I neatly aimed
And blew his head completely off
I've lived in this town for thirty years
And to no-one I am a stranger
And I put new bullets in my gun
Chamber upon chamber
And when I turned my gun on the bird-like Mr. Brookes
I thought of Saint Francis and his sparrows
And as I shot down the youthful Richardson
It was Sebastian I thought of, and his arrows
Hhhhhhhhhhhh Mmmmmmmmm
I said, "I want to introduce myself
And I'm glad that you all came"
And I leapt upon the bar
And shouted out my name
Well Jerry Bellows, he hugged his stool
Closed his eyes and shrugged and laughed
And with an ashtray as big as a f_cking big brick
I split his head in half
His blood spilled across the bar
Like a streaming scarlet brook
And I knelt at it's edge on the counter
Wiped the tears away and looked
Well, the light in there was blinding
Full of God and ghosts and truth
I smiled at Henry Davenport
Who made an attempt to move
Well, from the position I was standing
The strangest thing I ever saw
The bullet entered through the top of his chest
And blew his bowels out on the floor
Well I floated down the counter
Showing no remorse
I shot a hole in Kathleen Carpenter
Recently divorced
But remorse I felt and remorse I had
It clung to everything
From the raven hair upon my head
To the feathers on my wings
Then I squeezed my hand in it's fraudulent claw
With it's golden hairless chest
And I glided through the bodies
And killed the fat man Vincent West
Who sat quietly in his chair
A man become a child
And I raised the gun up to his head
Executioner-style
He made no attempt to resist
So fat and dull and lazy
"Do you know I lived in your street?" I cried
And he looked at me as though I was crazy
"O", he said, "I had no idea"
And he grew as quiet as a mouse
And the roar of the pistol when it went off
Near blew the hat right off the house
Well, I caught my eye in the mirror
And gave it a long and loving inspection
"There stands some kind of man", I roared
And there did, in the reflection
My hair combed back like a raven's wing
My muscles hard and tight
And curling from he business end of my gun
Was a query-mark of cordite
Well I spun to the left, I spun to the right
And I spun to the left again
"Fear me! Fear me!"
But no one did cause they were all dead
Huh! Hmmmmmmmm
And then there were the police sirens wailing
And a bull-horn squelched and blared
"Drop your weapons and come out
With your hands held in the air"
Well, I checked the chambers of my gun
Saw I had one final bullet left
My hand, it looked almost human
As I help it to my head
"Drop your weapon and come out!
Keep you hands above your head!"
Well, I had one long hard think about dying
And did exactly what they said
There must have been fifty cops out there
In a circle around O'Malley's bar
"Don't shoot", I cried "I'm a man unarmed!"
So they put me in their car
And they sped me away from that terrible scene
And I glanced out of the window
Saw O'Malley's bar, saw the cops and the cars
And started counting on my fingers
Aaaaaaaaah One Aaaaaaaah Two Aaaaaah Three Aaaah Four
O'Malley's bar O'Malley's bar
I am tall and I am thin
Of an enviable height
And I've been known to be quite handsome
From a certain angle and a certain light
Well I entered into O'Malley's
Said, "O'Malley I have a thirst"
O'Malley merely smiled at me
said "You wouldn't be the first"
I knocked on the bar and pointed
To a bottle on the shelf
And as O'Malley poured me out a drink
I sniffed and crossed myself
My hand decided that the time was nigh
And for a moment it slipped from view
And when it returned, it fairly burned
With confidence anew
Well the thunder from my steely fist
Made all the glasses jangle
When I shot him, I was so handsome
It was the light, it was the angle
Huh! Hmmmmm
"Neighbours!" I cried, "Friends!" I screamed
I banged my fist upon the bar
"I bear no grudge against you!"
And my d_ck felt long and hard
"I am the man for which no God waits
And for which the whole world yearns
I'm marked by darkness and by blood
And one thousand powder-burns"
Well, you know those fish with swollen lips
That clean the ocean floor?
When I looked at poor O'Malley's wife
That is exactly what I saw
I jammed the barrel under her chin
And her face looked raw and vicious
Her head it landed in the sink
With all the dirty dishes
Her little daughter Siobhan
Pulled beers from dusk till dawn
And amongst the townfolk, she was a bit of a joke
But she pulled the best beers in town
I swooped magnificent upon her
As she sat shivering in her grief
Like the Madonna painted on the church-house wall
In whale's blood and banana leaf
Her throat it crumbled in my fist
And I spun heroically around
To see Caffrey rising from his seat
I shot that motherf_cker down
Mmmmmmmmm Yeah Yeah Yeah
"I have no free will," I sang
As I flew about the murder
Mrs. Richard Holmes, she screamed
You really should have heard her
I sang and I laughed, I howled and I wept
I panted like a pup
I blew a hole in Mrs. Richard Holmes
And her husband he stood up
And he screamed, "You are an evil man"
And I paused a while to wonder
"If I have no free will then how could I
Be morally culpable, I wonder"
I shot Richard Holmes in the stomach
And gingerly he sat down
And he whispered weirdly, "No offense"
And lay upon the ground
"None taken," I replied to him
With which he gave a little cough
With blazing wings I neatly aimed
And blew his head completely off
I've lived in this town for thirty years
And to no-one I am a stranger
And I put new bullets in my gun
Chamber upon chamber
And when I turned my gun on the bird-like Mr. Brookes
I thought of Saint Francis and his sparrows
And as I shot down the youthful Richardson
It was Sebastian I thought of, and his arrows
Hhhhhhhhhhhh Mmmmmmmmm
I said, "I want to introduce myself
And I'm glad that you all came"
And I leapt upon the bar
And shouted out my name
Well Jerry Bellows, he hugged his stool
Closed his eyes and shrugged and laughed
And with an ashtray as big as a f_cking big brick
I split his head in half
His blood spilled across the bar
Like a streaming scarlet brook
And I knelt at it's edge on the counter
Wiped the tears away and looked
Well, the light in there was blinding
Full of God and ghosts and truth
I smiled at Henry Davenport
Who made an attempt to move
Well, from the position I was standing
The strangest thing I ever saw
The bullet entered through the top of his chest
And blew his bowels out on the floor
Well I floated down the counter
Showing no remorse
I shot a hole in Kathleen Carpenter
Recently divorced
But remorse I felt and remorse I had
It clung to everything
From the raven hair upon my head
To the feathers on my wings
Then I squeezed my hand in it's fraudulent claw
With it's golden hairless chest
And I glided through the bodies
And killed the fat man Vincent West
Who sat quietly in his chair
A man become a child
And I raised the gun up to his head
Executioner-style
He made no attempt to resist
So fat and dull and lazy
"Do you know I lived in your street?" I cried
And he looked at me as though I was crazy
"O", he said, "I had no idea"
And he grew as quiet as a mouse
And the roar of the pistol when it went off
Near blew the hat right off the house
Well, I caught my eye in the mirror
And gave it a long and loving inspection
"There stands some kind of man", I roared
And there did, in the reflection
My hair combed back like a raven's wing
My muscles hard and tight
And curling from he business end of my gun
Was a query-mark of cordite
Well I spun to the left, I spun to the right
And I spun to the left again
"Fear me! Fear me!"
But no one did cause they were all dead
Huh! Hmmmmmmmm
And then there were the police sirens wailing
And a bull-horn squelched and blared
"Drop your weapons and come out
With your hands held in the air"
Well, I checked the chambers of my gun
Saw I had one final bullet left
My hand, it looked almost human
As I help it to my head
"Drop your weapon and come out!
Keep you hands above your head!"
Well, I had one long hard think about dying
And did exactly what they said
There must have been fifty cops out there
In a circle around O'Malley's bar
"Don't shoot", I cried "I'm a man unarmed!"
So they put me in their car
And they sped me away from that terrible scene
And I glanced out of the window
Saw O'Malley's bar, saw the cops and the cars
And started counting on my fingers
Aaaaaaaaah One Aaaaaaaah Two Aaaaaah Three Aaaah Four
O'Malley's bar O'Malley's bar
All you know about me is what I've sold you, dumb fuck
Vandaag ben ik gaan lopen van Acda en de Munnik
Yellow markers, biro pen...
Crayon, two chalk kits - blue pigment
Crayon, two chalk kits - blue pigment
When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful, a miracle, it was beautiful, magical
And all the birds in the trees, well they'd be singing so happily, joyfully, playfully, watching me
But then they send me away to teach me how to be sensible, logical, responsible, practical
And they showed me a world where I could be so dependable, clinical, intellectual, cynical
There are times when all the world's asleep
The questions run too deep for such a simple man
Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned
I know it sounds absurd but please tell me who I am
I said now, watch what you say, now we're calling you a radical, a liberal, fanatical, criminal
Won't you sign up your name, we'd like to feel you're acceptable, respectable, presentable, a vegetable
......
Logical Song Supertramp.
And all the birds in the trees, well they'd be singing so happily, joyfully, playfully, watching me
But then they send me away to teach me how to be sensible, logical, responsible, practical
And they showed me a world where I could be so dependable, clinical, intellectual, cynical
There are times when all the world's asleep
The questions run too deep for such a simple man
Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned
I know it sounds absurd but please tell me who I am
I said now, watch what you say, now we're calling you a radical, a liberal, fanatical, criminal
Won't you sign up your name, we'd like to feel you're acceptable, respectable, presentable, a vegetable
......
Logical Song Supertramp.
Heel veel koffie, 's morgens drink ik fakking veel koffie
's middags zuip ik een krat bier en six pac's
10 six pac's en 's avonds snuif ik mezelf kapot tot ik niet meer kan slapen
en me wijf, die wordt geneukt in der reet, door een ander
me naam is Steen, ik ben een rapper
's middags zuip ik een krat bier en six pac's
10 six pac's en 's avonds snuif ik mezelf kapot tot ik niet meer kan slapen
en me wijf, die wordt geneukt in der reet, door een ander
me naam is Steen, ik ben een rapper
Upon us all, a little rain must fall
This might be a surprise but it's true
That I'm not like you and I don't want your advice
Or your praise or to move in the ways you do
And I never will
That I'm not like you and I don't want your advice
Or your praise or to move in the ways you do
And I never will
Now tell me who can stop me? I'm in the zone
Competition none in a league of my own
All about the W I'mma bring it home
When its over with I'mma be the king of the throne
Competition none in a league of my own
All about the W I'mma bring it home
When its over with I'mma be the king of the throne
hhhhh
wat een teringherriequote:
Kanker Rapperquote:Op donderdag 20 juni 2013 16:48 schreef Tampeloeres2.0 het volgende:
Heel veel koffie, 's morgens drink ik fakking veel koffie
's middags zuip ik een krat bier en six pac's
10 six pac's en 's avonds snuif ik mezelf kapot tot ik niet meer kan slapen
en me wijf, die wordt geneukt in der reet, door een ander
me naam is Steen, ik ben een rapper
Zal ik jou eens even lekker in je bek schijten of heb je al poep, poep in je hoofd
Zal ik jou eens even lekker in je bek schijten of heb je al poep, poep in je hoofd
Zal ik jou eens even lekker in je bek schijten of heb je al poep, poep in je hoofd
Zal ik jou eens even lekker in je bek schijten of heb je al poep, poep in je hooooofd
Poep in je hoofd, poep in je hoofd, wat maakt het uit als je maar gelooft
Poep in je hoofd, poep in je hoofd, wat maakt het uuuuit.
Zal ik jou eens even lekker in je bek schijten of heb je al poep, poep in je hoofd
Zal ik jou eens even lekker in je bek schijten of heb je al poep, poep in je hoofd
Zal ik jou eens even lekker in je bek schijten of heb je al poep, poep in je hoofd
Zal ik jou eens even lekker in je bek schijten lekker lekker laaa
Poep in je hoofd, poep in je hoofd, wat maakt het uit als je maar gelooft
Poep in je hoofd, poep in je hoofd, wat maakt het uuuuit.
Zal ik jou eens even lekker in je bek schijten of heb je al poep, poep in je hoofd
Zal ik jou eens even lekker in je bek schijten of heb je al poep, poep in je hoofd
Zal ik jou eens even lekker in je bek schijten of heb je al poep, poep in je hoofd
Zal ik jou eens even lekker lekker laa
Poep in je hoofd
Zal ik jou eens even lekker in je bek schijten of heb je al poep, poep in je hoofd
Zal ik jou eens even lekker in je bek schijten of heb je al poep, poep in je hoofd
Zal ik jou eens even lekker in je bek schijten of heb je al poep, poep in je hooooofd
Poep in je hoofd, poep in je hoofd, wat maakt het uit als je maar gelooft
Poep in je hoofd, poep in je hoofd, wat maakt het uuuuit.
Zal ik jou eens even lekker in je bek schijten of heb je al poep, poep in je hoofd
Zal ik jou eens even lekker in je bek schijten of heb je al poep, poep in je hoofd
Zal ik jou eens even lekker in je bek schijten of heb je al poep, poep in je hoofd
Zal ik jou eens even lekker in je bek schijten lekker lekker laaa
Poep in je hoofd, poep in je hoofd, wat maakt het uit als je maar gelooft
Poep in je hoofd, poep in je hoofd, wat maakt het uuuuit.
Zal ik jou eens even lekker in je bek schijten of heb je al poep, poep in je hoofd
Zal ik jou eens even lekker in je bek schijten of heb je al poep, poep in je hoofd
Zal ik jou eens even lekker in je bek schijten of heb je al poep, poep in je hoofd
Zal ik jou eens even lekker lekker laa
Poep in je hoofd
quote:
Heel veel koffie, 's morgens drink ik fakking veel koffie
's middags zuip ik een krat bier en six pac's
10 six pac's en 's avonds snuif ik mezelf kapot tot ik niet meer kan slapen
en me wijf, die wordt geneukt in der reet, door een ander
me naam is Steen, ik ben een rapper
hier herken ik mezelf ook in
Vrouwen moet je behandelen als een jachtgeweer, voorover knikken en helemaal vol laden.
Mannen rijpen als wijn en vrouwen verzuren als melk.
"I am not a puppet. I was not made by the West to go to the West or to any other country." - Bashar al-Assad
Mannen rijpen als wijn en vrouwen verzuren als melk.
"I am not a puppet. I was not made by the West to go to the West or to any other country." - Bashar al-Assad
I would say I'm sorry
If I thought that it would change your mind
But I know that this time
I have said too much
Been too unkind
I try to laugh about it
Cover it all up with lies
I try and laugh about it
Hiding the tears in my eyes
Because boys don't cry
Boys don't cry
I would break down at your feet
And beg forgiveness
Plead with you
But I know that it's too late
And now there's nothing I can do
So I try to laugh about it
Cover it all up with lies
I try to laugh about it
Hiding the tears in my eyes
Because boys don't cry
I would tell you
That I loved you
If I thought that you would stay
But I know that it's no use
That you've already
Gone away
Misjudged your limit
Pushed you too far
Took you for granted
I thought that you needed me more
Now I would do most anything
To get you back by my side
But I just keep on laughing
Hiding the tears in my eyes
Because boys don't cry
Boys don't cry
Boys don't cry
If I thought that it would change your mind
But I know that this time
I have said too much
Been too unkind
I try to laugh about it
Cover it all up with lies
I try and laugh about it
Hiding the tears in my eyes
Because boys don't cry
Boys don't cry
I would break down at your feet
And beg forgiveness
Plead with you
But I know that it's too late
And now there's nothing I can do
So I try to laugh about it
Cover it all up with lies
I try to laugh about it
Hiding the tears in my eyes
Because boys don't cry
I would tell you
That I loved you
If I thought that you would stay
But I know that it's no use
That you've already
Gone away
Misjudged your limit
Pushed you too far
Took you for granted
I thought that you needed me more
Now I would do most anything
To get you back by my side
But I just keep on laughing
Hiding the tears in my eyes
Because boys don't cry
Boys don't cry
Boys don't cry
Paardelul !!!
quote:
Zal ik jou eens even lekker in je bek schijten of heb je al poep, poep in je hoofd
Zal ik jou eens even lekker in je bek schijten of heb je al poep, poep in je hoofd
Zal ik jou eens even lekker in je bek schijten of heb je al poep, poep in je hoofd
Zal ik jou eens even lekker in je bek schijten of heb je al poep, poep in je hooooofd
Poep in je hoofd, poep in je hoofd, wat maakt het uit als je maar gelooft
Poep in je hoofd, poep in je hoofd, wat maakt het uuuuit.
Zal ik jou eens even lekker in je bek schijten of heb je al poep, poep in je hoofd
Zal ik jou eens even lekker in je bek schijten of heb je al poep, poep in je hoofd
Zal ik jou eens even lekker in je bek schijten of heb je al poep, poep in je hoofd
Zal ik jou eens even lekker in je bek schijten lekker lekker laaa
Poep in je hoofd, poep in je hoofd, wat maakt het uit als je maar gelooft
Poep in je hoofd, poep in je hoofd, wat maakt het uuuuit.
Zal ik jou eens even lekker in je bek schijten of heb je al poep, poep in je hoofd
Zal ik jou eens even lekker in je bek schijten of heb je al poep, poep in je hoofd
Zal ik jou eens even lekker in je bek schijten of heb je al poep, poep in je hoofd
Zal ik jou eens even lekker lekker laa
Poep in je hoofd
De lullo's
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