Haha, erg grappig.quote:Op maandag 8 april 2013 18:09 schreef HalfGod het volgende:
There was once, a user on the FOK!'s named RegularShow.. People supspected he was just a plain idiot, but he was braindead all along!
Je gelooft het toch niet serieusquote:Op maandag 8 april 2013 18:28 schreef RegularShow het volgende:
Deze is een klassieker. Ik vond het best wel eng.
Ik word er niet warm of koud van, maar vind het wel leuk om te lezen. Waar vind ik meer van dit soort verhaaltjes?quote:Op maandag 8 april 2013 18:31 schreef RegularShow het volgende:
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Nee, tuurlijk niet. Ik vond het alleen best eng.
Op creepypasta.comquote:Op maandag 8 april 2013 18:34 schreef -supergirl- het volgende:
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Ik word er niet warm of koud van, maar vind het wel leuk om te lezen. Waar vind ik meer van dit soort verhaaltjes?
Once upon a time, there was a user on FOK! that goes by the name of: "HalfGod". He needed to improve his English skills.quote:Op maandag 8 april 2013 18:09 schreef HalfGod het volgende:
There was once, a user on the FOK!'s named RegularShow.. People supspected he was just a plain idiot, but he was braindead all along!
And then a skeleton popped out?quote:Op maandag 8 april 2013 21:08 schreef Unscrewed het volgende:
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Once upon a time, there was a user on FOK! that goes by the name of: "HalfGod". He needed to improve his English skills.
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Oh ja joh? Vertel. Wat is er fout. Behalve an by an user dan.quote:Op maandag 8 april 2013 21:08 schreef Unscrewed het volgende:
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Once upon a time, there was a user on FOK! that goes by the name of: "HalfGod". He needed to improve his English skills.
Bijvoorbeeld dat je Nederlandse grammatica-regels gebruikt in de Engelse taal?quote:Op dinsdag 9 april 2013 20:37 schreef HalfGod het volgende:
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Oh ja joh? Vertel. Wat is er fout. Behalve an by an user dan.
there was oncequote:Op dinsdag 9 april 2013 20:45 schreef Unscrewed het volgende:
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Bijvoorbeeld dat je Nederlandse grammatica-regels gebruikt in de Engelse taal?
Meteen het begin is al fout: "There was once".
Je moet niet alles letterlijk vertalen.
Correcte versie: "Once upon a time, there was..."
Oh, en het is wel: "a user", hoor.
"on the FOK!'s named RegularShow"
"op de FOK!'s genaamde RegularShow."
Makes sense.
Correcte versie: "on FOK!'s RegularShow."
"People supspected he was just a plain idiot"
Moet: "People suspected he was just plain stupid" zijn.
Oftewel: Alles is fout.
Ik weet niet waarom maar zulke verhalen krijg ik kippenvel van! Dit was ook een hele goeie! Als ik het goed begrijp keek die geestenvrouw door het slot recht in zijn oog?quote:
SPOILEROm spoilers te kunnen lezen moet je zijn ingelogd. Je moet je daarvoor eerst gratis Registreren. Ook kun je spoilers niet lezen als je een ban hebt.vroeger was alles beter
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Correctquote:Op dinsdag 9 april 2013 23:51 schreef Scootermuisje het volgende:
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Ik weet niet waarom maar zulke verhalen krijg ik kippenvel van! Dit was ook een hele goeie! Als ik het goed begrijp keek die geestenvrouw door het slot recht in zijn oog?
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Gadver deze is engquote:Op woensdag 10 april 2013 00:15 schreef fratsman het volgende:
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The Expressionless.
In June of 1972, a woman appeared in Cedar Senai hospital in nothing but a white, blood-covered gown. Now this, in itself, should not be too surprising as people often have accidents nearby and come to the nearest hospital for medical attention, but there were two things that caused people who saw her to vomit and flee in terror.
The first being that she wasn't exactly human. she resembled something close to a mannequin, but had the dexterity and fluidity of a normal human being. Her face, was as flawless as a mannequins, devoid of eyebrows and smeared in make-up.
There was a kitten clamped in her jaws so unnaturally tight that no teeth could be seen, and the blood was still squirting out over her gown and onto the floor. She then pulled it out of her mouth, tossed it aside and collapsed.
From the moment she stepped through the entrance to when she was taken to a hospital room and cleaned up before being prepped for sedation, she was completely calm, expressionless and motionless. The doctors thought it best to restrain her until the authorities could arrive and she did not protest. They were unable to get any kind of response from her and most staff members felt too uncomfortable to look directly at her for more than a few seconds.
But the second the staff tried to sedate her, she fought back with extreme force. Two members of staff had to hold her down as her body rose up on the bed with that same, blank expression.
She turned her emotionless eyes towards the male doctor and did something unusual. She smiled.
As she did, the female doctor screamed and let go out of shock. In the woman's mouth were not human teeth, but long, sharp spikes. Too long for her mouth to close fully without causing any damage…
The male doctor stared back at her for a moment before asking "What in the hell are you?"
She cracked her neck down to her shoulder to observe him, still smiling.
There was a long pause, the security had been alerted and could be heard coming down the hallway.
As he heard them approach, she darted forward, sinking her teeth into the front of his throat, ripping out his jugular and letting him fall to the floor, gasping for air as he choked on his own blood.
She stood up and leaned over him, her face coming dangerously close to his as the life faded from his eyes.
She leaned closer and whispered in his ear.
"I...am....God...."
The doctor's eyes filled with fear as he watched her calmly walk away to greet the security men. His last ever sight would be watching her feast on them one by one.
The female doctor who survived the incident named her "The Expressionless".
There was never a sighting of her again.
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WhahahahahhahHaquote:Op maandag 8 april 2013 22:54 schreef rubensanti het volgende:
The demon within
It was past midnight now, and I still had a while until I met my destination. The girl I picked up an hour ago was asleep in the seat beside me. She was a hitchhiker. I couldn’t leave a teenager alone at night in the pouring rain, I had to pick her up. She seemed pretty happy that someone was finally giving her a ride.
I didn’t know her real name, only that her friends call her “Jo.” She looked so calm, so peaceful. Her brown hair obscured half her gorgeous face, her lips flexed in a barely noticeable smile. She must be having a nice dream.
I tried to remember the last dream I had, but had no luck. Then, I felt it; a feeling I hadn’t felt in a long time. A terrible, ugly feeling. I looked down at the girl as I drove, hoping her smiling face might help me overcome and not give in to the demon within… but I could feel it clawing to get out.
I didn’t want to. I couldn’t. I needed to get the girl out of the car, but that would take too long. It would happen before then.
I continued to struggle, fighting an inner battle. Then… No. I couldn’t contain it. It happened: I let out the most monstrous fart I’d ever released. It was legendary. It was the kind of thing kids would tell stories about to scare younger kids.
I reluctantly looked to see if the beast that escaped my body had woken the girl. It hadn’t, but the smile had faded and she looked to be having a nightmare now.
quote:YouChan
Curiosity always gets the better of me. And I’m not the only one. How do you think online videos like three guys one hammer, 2girls1cup and various gore videos get so many views? Everybody wants to see it. You do too.
My story starts in the time when I got in some kind of depression at age 18 that started after my father passed away. I didn’t go to school or work for about a year. I had seas of time, and spent most of it on the internet.
The only thing that would really cheer me up were anonymous image boards. These are the only places where people´s true nature comes out. Instead of hypocritical behavior, people tell what’s really on their mind. Also I loved getting a good laugh once in a while. I have been able to tell how shitty my life was and dozens of people showed up actually feeling the same. It felt like friends though I didn’t even knew anything about them.
I started to love dark humor. If something terrible happened I loved to instantly make jokes and Photoshop’s out of it. So did my anonymous friends. Some say you change if you spend too much time on image boards, and I think those people are right. My depression got worse and as a result I only spent even more time on image boards. My sense of ‘humor’ got darker. I could only get cheered up by terrible trolls and raids. I called up people giving them death threats and post the result on the internet. One time I even called up an airport with a bomb thread disrupting plane trips for thousands of passengers. Of course, my internet friends thought it was hilarious.
At this point I wasn’t on the ‘normal’ part of the internet anymore. The image boards were obscure boards on the deep web (google it if you don’t know what it is). This way people could post terrible illegal content completely anonymous without even a traceable IP-address. No limits whatsoever. My craving for disastrous content got greater and greater. I couldn’t control my craving for it was the only thing that would satisfy any part of me. My days were basically staying home and be browsing the web for gore and illegal content till the early morning.
The best, or rather worst image board was ‘disasterchan’. People there were probably just like me. Obsessed and addicted to violence, rape, murder. Sometimes an actual killer would show up to show their work. One time a guy posted his own kid, raped, killed and covered in shit and maggots. It made my day. I was addicted to violence. It was like a drug. I needed a bigger dose every day.
My desire for gore got so big not even disasterchan could satisfy me anymore. After another day of pointless browsing I couldn’t find my daily shot of violence. I made a thread asking why I couldn’t get satisfied anymore. Only one guy reacted posting a link to another chan. I copied the link and F5’d the page. It was gone. This was rather strange because threads never get deleted since nothing is extreme enough for this site. When I tried to post again it said I got a permaban with no reason addressed. It made me angry. Why the hell ban me for making a thread like this? Was it because I had complaints about the site?
Despite my anger I realized I still had this other chan on my ctrl+v. It was another .onion link that was only accessible through an untraceable IP.
The site had a completely black layout, there was no picture on the center above like on most image boards. Even the text was black so I had to select all the text to be able to read it. The image board was called ‘YouChan’. At first I thought it was a pretty stupid name and possibly another youtube ripoff. I wanted to close the site when I realized I had nothing better to do and might as well browse this obscure board for a while.
There was only one news article posted on the home page, the time of posting was actually 5 minutes ago, today. It said ‘Welcome to YouChan’. On the left site of the homepage the different boards were listed.
/necro/ - Necrophelia
/cem/ - cemetery
/b/ - Random
It weren’t many boards, most image boards have about 20 or more. /b/ was a board most sites like this have. It was /cem/ and /necro/ that caught my attention. I never seen actual necrophilia and I could only guess that /cem/ could have pictures and advice about digging up graves. I decided to visit /cem/ first.
After the page loaded and I scrolled down I instantly froze. I felt fear for the first time in months. Only this fear wasn’t amusing or satisfying in any way. I felt cold shivering going up my spine. icecold sweat broke out. I saw a picture of my father’s corpse lying next to his grave. I knew for sure it was him. I recognized his clothes we buried him in and the grave I designed with my mother. I started to panic. “How the fuck is this possible, who would do this?” When I realized this was possibly an attack on me personally I panicked even more. I selected the text for clues. Nothing. The time of posting. It was posted... In the future. 10 minutes from now.
This was the clue I needed. This crazy fuck wanted me to get to the cemetery in 10 minutes. I ran to my bike and started cycling as a madman. I told myself to relax, but of course I wasn’t able to. I could only think about what I would do to the psycho who dug up my father and was probably waiting there for me.
I got to the cemetery in about 5 minutes, dumped my bike and ran to my father’s grave. What I found was indeed the lifeless body of my father lying next to his grave. I fell on my knees and started crying. I couldn’t bear to see his face as he was lying there. My father’s death was my absolute weak point. The person who did this must’ve known. After shivering and crying for a few minutes I got a little more relaxed. I started reburying my father trying not to look at his face. I used my hands to dig and put his body back in the broken coffin when I noticed a small note in the pocket of his shirt.
KEEP BROWSING.
I was totally exhausted. Of course I should’ve called the police, but even at this point curiosity got the better of me. I got back to my apartment and turned on my computer again. The thread on /cem/ wasn’t changed except for the time of posting was now 30 minutes ago.
I still had 2 boards to go. /necro/ and /b/. I almost threw up when I thought about what could be the content of /necro/. Thinking rationally was impossible for me in this state of panic I was in. Of course I clicked.
The shock I went through seeing the next post was far worse than you can imagine. I wasn’t able to move for what seemed like hours. It was my mother. Obviously dead. Her facial expression was lifeless and her skin had no tan at all. She was being raped in on a bed in a probably a hotel room. The fucking psycho raping her was on the bottom and she on her back on top so there was no way of telling who this guy was. I couldn’t watch this anymore. I was tired. I Panicked so much. The time of posting was 2 weeks from now, same exact time. My mother was dead. Despite the shock I was in I had to make my move now and remain calm as much as possible. The killer didn’t leave instructions this time, so I decided to call my mom’s phone.
“Hi Rob”
- “Mom? You’re, alive?”
“Of course I am, what’s wrong?”
I hung up the phone. She was alive. I was so relieved she was still alive. I was able to calm down a little and started analyzing the situation again. She’s not dead. Was the picture photoshopped? It seems impossible even with today’s techniques. She was definitely dead on this picture.
I decided to visit /b/ before calling the cops on this. I felt numb, confused, totally exhausted and terrified for what was about to come. I didn’t know what to expect now, and you could say I saw the worst thing imaginable. But it wasn’t.
On /b/, there was a picture of me. In the same chair I was sitting at that moment. Same clothes. The only difference was that I was dead. No skin tan, no expression. Time of posting: 30 days from now, same time. When I F5’d, the site was gone.
This happened 13 days ago. Of course the police didn’t believe me and sent me home saying I shouldn’t waste their time with stupid pranks. I had no evidence. I should’ve thought about making printscreens. My mother thought I was going through a psychosis and extreme paranoia. I didn’t want to leave her side. She took care of me the past 13 days saying I should see a doctor and that all this wasn’t real. But I knew it was real. I nearly slept these days. I have done tons of thinking and I still KNOW this happened.
My mother went missing this morning.
eerder /x/quote:Op woensdag 10 april 2013 12:41 schreef NEC-Nijmegen het volgende:
4chan/b/, maar dat is ook een van de weinige topics die wel goed zijn. Behalve dan die eindeloze herhalingen.
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