LIF Lifestyle
Alles over gezondheid, uiterlijke verzorging, mode, kleding, make-up, tabak, etc.
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quote:Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
God: Hi, I am god, can I speak to Kevin Jose please?
Bob: No
God: Why not! I am God! I command you! Do you want to got to Hell my son?
Bob: Oh...no
God: Is Kevin Jose near you?
Bob: No
God: Ok, then, Jesus's car is broken. He has a Volvo 240 B230 F and needs a new Oil seal. Do you deliver to heaven?
Bob: No
God: ok, I'll have to come down to earth to get it, where can I come pick it up?
Bob: Ok
God: ok? but where? where do you live. I'm God, but I'm not all knowing, my brain has a limit you know.
Bob: Great
God: DO YOU WANT ME TO UNLEASH MY FURY ON TO YOUR COMPANY? Or, do you want lots of money?
God: Just say me this: Can you fix jesus' car buy delivering parts, or are you a fake?
God: REPLY! My connection to this part of earth is limited because Heaven usually hovers over The Netherlands!
Bob: Fine
Schnitzel, friet, erwten en worteltjes, GENIET!
Ik heb keiveel verstand van alles.
Ik heb keiveel verstand van alles.
Die is wel echt briljant!quote:
Whehehehe, ik heb al die topics toen ;s nachts zitten lezen met een paar bakkies op
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Ik post ook alleen maar in deze SC dus ik ben soberso geen echte fokkerquote:
A.K.A : Struis, Oorbeer, Aardbei, Ooievaar, Kikker
Being perfect may be okay with Barbie,
But let us all remember, she ended up with a guy with no dick!
Being perfect may be okay with Barbie,
But let us all remember, she ended up with a guy with no dick!
ik zit wéér keihard hardop te lollerenquote:
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NEP FOKKERD, GIJ PRETENDEERDERD!quote:Op donderdag 7 juni 2012 22:37 schreef SwarteEarrebarre het volgende:
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Ik post ook alleen maar in deze SC dus ik ben soberso geen echte fokker
Kip, het meest veelzijjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjdige stukje kaas, panda!
Geweldig!
Ook dat die lui op die chat uit pure wanhoop maar mee gingen zitten praten
Ook dat die lui op die chat uit pure wanhoop maar mee gingen zitten praten
Schnitzel, friet, erwten en worteltjes, GENIET!
Ik heb keiveel verstand van alles.
Ik heb keiveel verstand van alles.
quote:VolvoOilTrap: Why don't you ship to our country? You DO ship to our neighbour countries.
Bob: Sorry about that
VolvoOilTrap: Is it becouse of the drugs? The bad moral? The abortion?
Bob: I am sorry...am not sure
VolvoOilTrap: Do you think Fryslân should become independant?
Bob: Not sure
Schnitzel, friet, erwten en worteltjes, GENIET!
Ik heb keiveel verstand van alles.
Ik heb keiveel verstand van alles.
nietus, jij hebt een eckten verdorven FOK ziel jonguh!quote:Op donderdag 7 juni 2012 22:38 schreef De_Taartjesfee het volgende:
Ik kom nooit buiten OUD, ik ben ook nepfokker
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lichtelijk tr00quote:
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nietus, jij hebt een eckten verdorven FOK ziel jonguh!
Ik heb die porno nooit meer boven water kunnen krijgen trouwens
I`m not weird. I`m limited edition.
ECHT, tranen hierzoquote:
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Leukste topic ooit is denk ik toch wel de ban aan grapjes topic 
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Once in a while, I just wanna dance and feel good
that makes me a sad pandaquote:
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Ik heb die porno nooit meer boven water kunnen krijgen trouwens
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Nee jonge, er waren velen mooieren! De obamapaints!quote:Op donderdag 7 juni 2012 22:40 schreef Debsterr het volgende:
Leukste topic ooit is denk ik toch wel de ban aan grapjes topic
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Mike-Hawk: so you just said MY COCK!! lol! one!
Schnitzel, friet, erwten en worteltjes, GENIET!
Ik heb keiveel verstand van alles.
Ik heb keiveel verstand van alles.
Oh jaquote:
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Nee jonge, er waren velen mooieren! De obamapaints!
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Once in a while, I just wanna dance and feel good
nietus, deze, net weer boven water (ik was ervan overtuigd dat Pool de TS was... zocht wat onhandig)quote:
Leukste topic ooit is denk ik toch wel de ban aan grapjes topic
En ik was uiteraard de 2e die reageerde in het topic
[Reisverslag] Groenland.
(die van jou ken ik namelijk niet
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