Trolling Activision technical support in chat
Kevin P: Activision Support reporting for duty!
Kevin P: Hello and thank you for contacting Activision Customer Support. My name is Kevin. How can I assist you today?
You: Kevin id like to start by asking if you are white or black
You: i would like to speak to a black represenative
Kevin P: My ethnicity has nothing to do with me helping you.
Kevin P: What seems to be the issue?
You: but it would make me feel more comfortable to speak with another black man
You: kevin pls
Kevin P: We do not have the ability to transfer chats. What can I assist you with?
You: so you are white i assume then?
You: whatever man lets just get on with it
Kevin P: What is the issue?
You: the maps are my problem
You: there arent any maps in the projects
Kevin P: What are you asking me?
You: what is the possibility black ops will have a map in an urban ghetto environment
You: the black man aint gettin enough recognition
Kevin P: If you are referring to Black Ops 2 then I can not talk about it because the game is unreleased.
You: aite well how bout a map pack for mw3
he ends the chat
Michael C: Activision Support reporting for duty!
Michael C: Hello! My name is Michael, and thank you for contacting Activision Customer Support. May I have your console, Gamertag (Xbox 360)/PSN ID (Playstation 3), or Steam ID (PC), the game and/or service we'll be discussing, and your email address please?
You: you have my email i typed it in
You: why did kevin p end the chat with me?
You: i think hes racist
Michael C: We ahve some issue with chats every now and again. But I can assist you. And we need your email to appear in the chat for our record to say we ask for it. Sorry.
You: nah i dont trust you
You: i tell kevin an idea for a map pack and he ends the chat
You: that motha fucker is racist
Michael C: Thats okay, you can give us a call at 1-800-225-6588 to speak with a supervisor regarding your experience with us.
You: you tell em
You: kevin p....racist
You: can i tell you my idea?
Michael C: Sure
You: aite finally a competent employee
You: for a future map pack yall need to cater more towards the black man
You: a map in the projects, water hole, strip club, and chicken store
Michael C: Okay, what else?
You: what the fuck that aint good enough?
You: thats a million dollar idea
You: and i want my royalties when yall do it
Michael C: Okay, Is there anything else I can assist you with today? I have sent that to the developer to be looked at okay?
You: you gonna tell em that tyrone had the idea
You: or you gonna be like a typical white man and use the idea for yourself
You: and i dont appriciate the tone you are using with me
Michael C: We ahve and account for you in our dtat base, so they will know it was you and your contac tinfo is there also.
You: yea so why u needed me to type it then?
You: fucking white dude always lying bout some bullshit
You: michael i got one more idea
Michael C: We need you to type it because we have procedure to follow. You: yeah yeah yeah whatever homie
You: heres my other idea send this shit to the people who need it
You: when i shoot my pistol i hold that shit sideways
You: make that shit realist you know what i mean
Michael C: Okay, I have that
You: and call it a gat
You: pop pop you know what im sayin right
Michael C: Yes
You: alright man dont fuck with me
You: if i see this shit in mw4 and i dont have a royalty check im gonna be mad
Michael C: Not a problem, Is there anything else I can assist you with today?
You: nah michael you been pretty cool
You: tell kevin p he is a faggot
You: thanks for your help
Michael C: No problem, will do, Thank you for choosing Activision, and have a great day.
The chat has been ended by the agent.