Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe Don’t take my kindness for weakness and then expect me to treat you the same
Indien 't hier in 't vaderlandt zoo gelegen is dat men de waarheit niet magh spreeken, zoo is 't er ellendigh gestelt. Nochtans zal ik die spreeken zoo lang als myn oogen open staan. Zyn trouw en oprechtigheit.
"My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes."