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This crypto stuff is all hype anyway, nothing will ever replace Windows 10.
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Mwoah.. ik vind het leuk geweest, hoogtepunt is geweestquote:Op dinsdag 24 april 2012 18:59 schreef davako het volgende:
Kabouter wesleyGingen ze daar eigenlijk nog een tweede seizoen van uit brengen?
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Oh manquote:
I am a Chinese college students, I have a loving father, but I can not help him, he needs to do heart bypass surgery, I can not help him, because the cost of 100,000 or so needed, please help me, lifelong You pray Thank you!
A man gets out of jail and it's been seven years since he's seen let alone touch a woman. So right away he starts trying to pick up chicks, but time after time he gets rejected.
Feeling depressed, he heads over to the bus stop. On the way he passes a church and sees a very beautiful nun. He brightens up and asks her out for dinner. She says no.
Feeling horrible now, the convict gets on the bus. The bus driver notices his mood and asks "What's wrong?" "There's a beautiful nun at that church who I really want to bang but she won't even go out with me."
The bus driver says "I think I know the nun you're talking about! I also happen to know that every friday at noon she's goes to the graveyard to pray. I bet if you dress up as Jesus and command her to have sex with you, she'll do it!"
So that friday the man goes to the graveyard and sure enough, the beautiful nun is praying infront of a grave. The man slides on his Jesus mask and goes to her. "I am your lord, Jesus Christ." "Jesus! Please, tell me what to do and I'll do it!" "I command you to have sex with me."
The nun hesitates at first, but she decides she should not question the Lord and lifts her dress. She gives 'Jesus' one request - she only wants anal.
The man accepts and they proceed to do it in the middle of the grave yard. Right as the man is about to come, he decides he wants to tell her the truth, so he takes off his mask and says "Hey, it's me, that guy you rejected."
The nun takes off his mask and says "Hey, I'm the bus driver."
Feeling depressed, he heads over to the bus stop. On the way he passes a church and sees a very beautiful nun. He brightens up and asks her out for dinner. She says no.
Feeling horrible now, the convict gets on the bus. The bus driver notices his mood and asks "What's wrong?" "There's a beautiful nun at that church who I really want to bang but she won't even go out with me."
The bus driver says "I think I know the nun you're talking about! I also happen to know that every friday at noon she's goes to the graveyard to pray. I bet if you dress up as Jesus and command her to have sex with you, she'll do it!"
So that friday the man goes to the graveyard and sure enough, the beautiful nun is praying infront of a grave. The man slides on his Jesus mask and goes to her. "I am your lord, Jesus Christ." "Jesus! Please, tell me what to do and I'll do it!" "I command you to have sex with me."
The nun hesitates at first, but she decides she should not question the Lord and lifts her dress. She gives 'Jesus' one request - she only wants anal.
The man accepts and they proceed to do it in the middle of the grave yard. Right as the man is about to come, he decides he wants to tell her the truth, so he takes off his mask and says "Hey, it's me, that guy you rejected."
The nun takes off his mask and says "Hey, I'm the bus driver."
When all else fails, you always have delusion.
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[b]Op vrijdag 27 april 2012 23:21 schreef AldoTheApache het volgende:[/b]
_O_ jij bent de grootste baas op FOK!
Aller tijden :D _O_ _O_
_O_ jij bent de grootste baas op FOK!
Aller tijden :D _O_ _O_
HEBT U VUILNISMETAAL DIE U NIET MEER NODIG HEBT ?!
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A man gets out of jail and it's been seven years since he's seen let alone touch a woman. So right away he starts trying to pick up chicks, but time after time he gets rejected.
Feeling depressed, he heads over to the bus stop. On the way he passes a church and sees a very beautiful nun. He brightens up and asks her out for dinner. She says no.
Feeling horrible now, the convict gets on the bus. The bus driver notices his mood and asks "What's wrong?" "There's a beautiful nun at that church who I really want to bang but she won't even go out with me."
The bus driver says "I think I know the nun you're talking about! I also happen to know that every friday at noon she's goes to the graveyard to pray. I bet if you dress up as Jesus and command her to have sex with you, she'll do it!"
So that friday the man goes to the graveyard and sure enough, the beautiful nun is praying infront of a grave. The man slides on his Jesus mask and goes to her. "I am your lord, Jesus Christ." "Jesus! Please, tell me what to do and I'll do it!" "I command you to have sex with me."
The nun hesitates at first, but she decides she should not question the Lord and lifts her dress. She gives 'Jesus' one request - she only wants anal.
The man accepts and they proceed to do it in the middle of the grave yard. Right as the man is about to come, he decides he wants to tell her the truth, so he takes off his mask and says "Hey, it's me, that guy you rejected."
The nun takes off his mask and says "Hey, I'm the bus driver."
~Si vis amari, ama~
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I am a Chinese college students, I have a loving father, but I can not help him, he needs to do heart bypass surgery, I can not help him, because the cost of 100,000 or so needed, please help me, lifelong You pray Thank you!
Het eerste YT-filmpje wat ik heb gefav'd.quote:
Nooit.
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Jezus wat grappigquote:
. Ik dacht na 1 aflevering zal de pret er wel af zijn. Maar ze blijven allemaal geniaal!! En die blik ook steeds o_O 0_o
All I do, is sit down at the typewriter, and start hittin' the keys. Getting them in the right order, that's the trick. That's the trick.
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[b]Op vrijdag 27 april 2012 23:21 schreef AldoTheApache het volgende:[/b]
_O_ jij bent de grootste baas op FOK!
Aller tijden :D _O_ _O_
_O_ jij bent de grootste baas op FOK!
Aller tijden :D _O_ _O_
Wat vind je nou zo grappig?quote:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/s(...)th-vile-caption.html
B-b-b-bird, Bird, The Bird is the word.
