R&P Relaties & Psychologie
Heb je relatieproblemen, of zit je in een diep psychologisch gat? Stort hier je hart uit, en heb steun aan de reacties van anderen.
Ik merk 't, m'n newsfeed wordt ondergespammed met York.quote:Op dinsdag 13 maart 2012 13:15 schreef charmed_angel het volgende:
Ow ik kom geen klap verder
Ben pc kamer aan het opruimen, kom ik allemaal leuke filmpjes en foto's tegen
quote:The Big Book of British Laws
In York, excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.
die kon ik niet zo goed aan hehequote:
wijnballen daarentegen
What I need is a good defense, 'cause I'm feeling like a criminal
Nog meer leuke dingen:
quote:The Big Book of British Laws
- With the exception of carrots, most goods may not be sold on Sunday.
- Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks (enacted by Edward VI).
- It is illegal to stand within one hundred yards of the reigning monarch when not wearing socks (enacted by Edward VI).
- It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public conveyance.
- Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked mannequin.
- It is illegal to leave baggage unattended. Explanation: Many terrorists in the UK favor the practice of placing a bomb in a bag, then leaving the bag to explode later. Since this became a real threat, this law was passed to deter the crime and prosecute those who commit it.
- Picking up abandoned baggage is an act of terrorism. See above.
- It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle. Explanation: One of many Hackney Carriage Laws that have been unaltered for over 100 years, and it has alledgedly been done on mass during taxi/council disputes.
- Committing suicide is classified as a capital crime.
- Placing a postage stamp that bears the Queen (or King) upside down is considered treason.
- In Chester, you can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.
- You may not shoot a Welsh person on Sunday with a longbow in the Cathedral Close in Hereford.
- In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.
hahahaquote:Op dinsdag 13 maart 2012 13:46 schreef twi het volgende:
[..]
Ik merk 't, m'n newsfeed wordt ondergespammed met York.
Kerkrade nu
[ Bericht 9% gewijzigd door #ANONIEM op 13-03-2012 13:56:29 ]
Met welke jongedame?quote:Op dinsdag 13 maart 2012 14:03 schreef Drommeldaris het volgende:
Screw is momenteel zijn toekomst aan het maken
miss is het wel een vrouwspersoonquote:
What I need is a good defense, 'cause I'm feeling like a criminal
Meestal staan er ook mensen op de plek van dat biertje.. het kan beter boven hem hangen.quote:
Tombstone shadow, stretchin' across my path.
Every time I get some good news, ooh.
There's a shadow on my back.
Every time I get some good news, ooh.
There's a shadow on my back.
Oke doei.quote:
Alle hoeren kunnen vertrekken, zolang de man nog z'n handen heeft om zelf te kunnen trekken.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in a large group
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in a large group
Ben benieuwd of het gelukt is...quote:
[..]
Nee, hij probeert een nieuwe job te fixen
Ik ook, dan kan screw iig zijn deel van onze pensioenvilla zeker financierenquote:
[..]
Ben benieuwd of het gelukt is...
