What did you eat for ontbite?
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Who the hell does ontbite @ 13:00, do you have a loose steek ifso?
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Maybe if you gived us a link, we would know what you targetquote:Op dinsdag 5 juli 2011 13:10 schreef Dalando het volgende:
ther was alreadie a topik i meed for tis a fjoe monts ako, but wie ken doe it agen!
Foutief engelsquote:Op dinsdag 5 juli 2011 13:11 schreef Trollscience het volgende:
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Maybe if you gived us a link, we would know what you target
heer
SPOILERIk at een boterham met pindakaas en een boterham met boerenmetworst
well ya wie ar vrom teh nederlands and spiek very well ienglisj
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____________________!Inderdaad, SMquote:
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farmer coal with roke wurst?quote:
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why you do this as hyves behindfloor??
quote:Op dinsdag 5 juli 2011 13:45 schreef qorasis het volgende:
Why should I talk here stonecoal English? My English is outsticking, and if you think that that is not so, then I will kick you in each other.
You're english is fery good!quote:
Why should I talk here stonecoal English? My English is outsticking, and if you think that that is not so, then I will kick you in each other.
Die gebruik ik in het echt regelmatigquote:
That is a very gay picture.quote:
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why you do this as hyves behindfloor??
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Why should I talk here stonecoal English? My English is outsticking, and if you think that that is not so, then I will kick you in each other.
ik moest wel erg lachen. ja, zelfs voor een ex-leraar engels.
I snap the grap notquote:
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maak hier je eigen
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http://memegenerator.net/instance/6760715
maak hier je eigen
Hoe post ik hem?quote:
http://memegenerator.net/instance/6760715
maak hier je eigen
Gewoon locatie opslaan en postenquote:
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Gewoon locatie opslaan en posten
Ik moest even nadenken wat je hiermee bedoelde, toen ik het eenmaal snapte ging het vanquote:
naar .
In the win?quote:
Typ0 manquote:
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Het is patat.quote:
Eens.quote:
Barbie
hoe doe je dat grote lettertype?quote:
Volgensmij met hoofdletters typen ofzo... bij mij gebeurde het ook opeens.quote:
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hoe doe je dat grote lettertype?
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dacht ook dat het hoofdletters moest zijn maar het werkte nitquote:
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Volgensmij met hoofdletters typen ofzo... bij mij gebeurde het ook opeens.
Ik heb ook geen idee hoe ik het weer klein kan krijgen...quote:
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dacht ook dat het hoofdletters moest zijn maar het werkte nit
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Liquid English talken can I like no other. I ontbited bread with egg and spek.
You must stand earlier up aboutthat one hour is true very late foor ontbite, overly stretched mongol!quote:
Hello everyone, I ontbited stirred egg and a butterpork with hailhit
What did you eat for ontbite?SPOILER
That klinks ranzig!quote:
i eat what kroepoek across from the chinees we ordered a couple days back
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All die newbs taking englis here leik dutsjmen. I kan spiek engliesj mutsj betterder.
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I gewoon wanna say lick mijn bruine anjer!
I can see it totally in front of me!quote:
I gewoon wanna say lick mijn bruine anjer!
Ga wegquote:
Waarom zou je met opzet foutief engels schrijven? Hoe kk dom moet je dan zijn?
quote:Op dinsdag 5 juli 2011 17:59 schreef Skillstorm het volgende:
Doe er eens eentje met: Voor een dubbeltje op de eerste rij zitten.
Aai laaiked it verrie muts!
Joe want toe hef som toe?
gif mie joor edres ent I wil sent som over with the poost!
baai baai!
I doe not snep it?quote:
Als ie dan linksboven op zijn username klikt dat ie dit topic dan ziet. Mensen zeggen ook wel eens ''TVP'', dat staat voor ''TerugVindPost'' zodat je het later terug kan vinden.quote:
Of was het niet serieus?
Yes now I snep it...I am kwaait firenew you noow on fuck! So I doe not noow all the shortcuts foor wurdtsquote:
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Als ie dan linksboven op zijn username klikt dat ie dit topic dan ziet. Mensen zeggen ook wel eens ''TVP'', dat staat voor ''TerugVindPost'' zodat je het later terug kan vinden.
Of was het niet serieus?
Whut?!quote:Op dinsdag 5 juli 2011 20:11 schreef PamSwynfordDeBeaufort het volgende:
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Yes now I snep it...I am kwaait firenew you noow on fuck! So I doe not noow all the shortcuts foor wurdts
joe snep mie wol!quote:
Den joe most snep out of it...meebie den de lamp goos on! Or the kwarter follssquote:
Det is one goed tip. nouw I begrape it!quote:
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Den joe most snep out of it...meebie den de lamp goos on! Or the kwarter follss
ferrie well!quote:
Ferrie ferrie well! I begrape it nevar bevoor, nouw I begrape it hele-maal (only, I eat a halve-maal kous I have not zo ferrie hongrie)quote:
I ken spiek english ferrie well but dis is mooi fun foor mie toe doe!quote:
If you want to speak stonecoalenglish, go your gang. I want drink a pair beertjes, want the wine is up. I must say that youw stonecoalenglish is very good, it lucks well and there about I take off my pet. But I guess that does not have sin to do that. I always get my sin but my elders dont pick that. This message is getting too big, I will roam it off with a clopping heart.
I laaik to olde hooker!
You speak ferrie well stonecoalenglish. My stonecoalenglish is toe ferrie goed, but not zo goed als youwrs. Also type I with one vinger cause I eat and type toosame. Kan you me back writing? :pquote:
If you want to speak stonecoalenglish, go your gang. I want drink a pair beertjes, want the wine is up. I must say that youw stonecoalenglish is very good, it lucks well and there about I take off my pet. But I guess that does not have sin to do that. I always get my sin but my elders dont pick that. This message is getting too big, I will roam it off with a clopping heart.
I tink its broken!
Its riellie broken!
Its riellie riellie broken!
Its ottemetik! Its sistemettik! Its haaidromettik!quote:
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You speak ferrie well stonecoalenglish. My stonecoalenglish is toe ferrie goed, but not zo goed als youwrs. Also type I with one vinger cause I eat and type toosame. Kan you me back writing? :p
I tink its broken!
Its riellie broken!
Its riellie riellie broken!
vet lichting ow vet lichting...quote:
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Its ottemetik! Its sistemettik! Its haaidromettik!
When it is broken, you have to make it. So sits the fork in the steel.quote:
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You speak ferrie well stonecoalenglish. My stonecoalenglish is toe ferrie goed, but not zo goed als youwrs. Also type I with one vinger cause I eat and type toosame. Kan you me back writing? :p
I tink its broken!
Its riellie broken!
Its riellie riellie broken!
Care for it that you dont look with your nose because then your wooden shoe might break.
It is clear that you have to practice a bitje more, but this time I shall see it through the fingers.
I am a jobs, because I do this on the walking tyre. Do not do it too long, then you will run too hard from staple and will go off your stick
Kiep tokking! whooo kiep tokking!quote:
Groetjens
Aai zink de zeem!quote:
Let's start a new topic in which everyone speaks perfectly English. I think the number of people placing posts in that topic will be way lower than the number of people placing posts here.
Groetjens
hahahaha "a bitje more"quote:
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When it is broken, you have to make it. So sits the fork in the steel.
Care for it that you dont look with your nose because then your wooden shoe might break.
It is clear that you have to practice a bitje more, but this time I shall see it through the fingers.
I am a jobs, because I do this on the walking tyre. Do not do it too long, then you will run too hard from staple and will go off your stick
Yes you must a given horse not in the mouth looking! If you that do shall the horse not happy sine. Who a hole digs for an other, falls there self in.
I'm feeling like a fish in the wotter doo!
I must zee joe meek a spelling mesteek!quote:
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hahahaha "a bitje more"
Yes you must a given horse not in the mouth looking! If you that do shall the horse not happy sine. Who a hole digs for an other, falls there self in.
It is to look a given horse in the back! jes! ok!
Meebie joor not a horse fokker! den joe woet noo ded better!
I dont speak english from house out, i had to practice! She threw me for the lions, but I was not brought off my piece. I did not sit down by the packages and gave the lions an applause on the nose. Now I can not make that hard, but I am speaking the trueness.quote:
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I must zee joe meek a spelling mesteek!
It is to look a given horse in the back! jes! ok!
Meebie joor not a horse fokker! den joe woet noo ded better!
Speaking stonecoalenglish is serious business. Dont drive the spot with it and dont make us sit here for bacon and beans.
dont drive the spot with it.quote:
There comes the monkey out of the sleeve!quote:
I am just cricking up my postings numbers
Let us not sow an ear on!quote:
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There comes the monkey out of the sleeve!
Hopefully i can go my corridor!!
Thank you the cuckoo!quote:
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Let us not sow an ear on!
I think we should give the troll from cotton!
Probbeblie joe ken evveriewon doesquote:
When it komes to Fock it's me me me and the rest can choke!!
Hopefully i can go my corridor!!
Jes lets giv him from kotten!quote:
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Thank you the cuckoo!
I think we should give the troll from cotton!
do not or i will pull on the bellquote:
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Jes lets giv him from kotten!
you have looked too deep in the glass.quote:
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do not or i will pull on the bell
I will stop now, or different i will show the back of my tongue already
Wot if det one in the hant is bloe woffel?quote:
ferrie fast? I like slow koekingquote:Op dinsdag 5 juli 2011 23:18 schreef Rodawa het volgende:
yeah you can, it is a fery good kok and dinner always ready fery fast!
Wie allreddie hed ded wan! booring!quote:
Jes plies doe...:(quote:
ded wan, good wan!quote:
Op i just did so if joe loek up it right der!quote:
I did! I loek metoequote:
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i just did so if joe loek up it right der!
what is metoe? talk gooder engrish pleas!quote:
me - teen .. mytoe ? metoe?quote:
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what is metoe? talk gooder engrish pleas!
oh haha nou get ik it! fery good one.quote:
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me - teen .. mytoe ? metoe?
sleep delicious! i wish you best nigt!quote:
tanks for the best nicht wisjes, joe too. sleep nicely!quote:
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sleep delicious! i wish you best nigt!
nice asked message but i understand not what he means, because he speaks english very badly.quote:
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godver, nu zit dat in mn hoofdquote:
Lekker nummer he.quote:
http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steenkolenengels
http://www.youtube.com/user/islamrotterdam
Gast blijkt nu opeens islam aanhanger te zijn
buoying!quote:
kom net het nieuwe kanaal van ''remco/remko'' tegen.
http://www.youtube.com/user/islamrotterdam
Gast blijkt nu opeens islam aanhanger te zijn
SPOILERI tried to lead you around the garden
I did not trep in joor djook!quote:
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buoying!SPOILERI tried to lead you around the garden
I will jank in a corner nowquote:Op woensdag 6 juli 2011 00:29 schreef PamSwynfordDeBeaufort het volgende:
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I did not trep in joor djook!
aw kommon doont bi sed hir i wil gif joe a bottol of ketchup meebie thet wil tjeer joe upquote:
he always sayed he go to egypt every year.quote:
kom net het nieuwe kanaal van ''remco/remko'' tegen.
http://www.youtube.com/user/islamrotterdam
Gast blijkt nu opeens islam aanhanger te zijn
Who diggs a hole for somebody falls there self in.
Your picture! You will let us smell a poepie?quote:
better a gat in your klomp, then a klomp in your gat
Smell a poepie ? You already smell a hour in the wind.quote:
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Your picture! You will let us smell a poepie?
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whoe is thet ugly orange man?quote:
loek at de hol topik pliesquote:Op woensdag 6 juli 2011 13:39 schreef -supergirl- het volgende:
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whoe is thet ugly orange man?
it is snickhotquote:
It lays on the wetterI sit now on school, because I work temporarily on a project on a school, but it is really extinct here. Luckily I have to sit untill half 5, then I walk to the train.quote:
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it is snickhot
I went to the station with my new bike because my old bike was stolen. I put it in the overdecked bike stalling with a door slot that I can open with a magnetic key. Inside the bike stalling I have locked my bike with a ketting slot and a normal slot, so Daniel Ocean himself can't steal my bike.
HAHAHAHHA!!!quote:
wtf is deze danquote:
Noo joe djust taaip in the wurts en joe meek them fonnetiklie korrekt so den joe hef inkorrekt inglishjquote:
Thinks everyone that stonecoal English speaking is harder than normal English speaking?
Ok nou ai understent, dis meeks it uh littel bit iesiër, senk joe.quote:
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Noo joe djust taaip in the wurts en joe meek them fonnetiklie korrekt so den joe hef inkorrekt inglishj
Jes ded is de hool ting! doont tink ebaut it!quote:
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Ok nou ai understent, dis meeks it uh littel bit iesiër, senk joe.
if you are interst in me as you workker den i can work for you
for eksampel like you own trans lator
i hope i can hear for you from soen
quote:Op woensdag 6 juli 2011 15:03 schreef computerprobleem het volgende:
hello everie bodie i am a verry smart purson and i am looking for a job and i can speek a lot off verry good lanjuwiks like english and german and netherlands
if you are interst in me as you workker den i can work for you
for eksampel like you own trans lator
i hope i can hear for you from soen
it is a koekietrommel raigt?quote:
This slaps like a dick on a drumkit
koekietrommel?quote:
there shall no cock grow for.
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This man walks in de desert and he found a kameel but the kameel found from not
Sank you verry muts
Stonecoal english is not mixed dutch and english but english with dutch grammar and letterlike translated dutch words.
you must better your best do.
I will keep u in the holes !
Nice chocolate rape.
Sorry, it was al gepost op een other pagina.
Aren't you a little piet exactlyquote:
You talk very bad english inderdeed.
Stonecoal english is not mixed dutch and english but english with dutch grammar and letterlike translated dutch words.
you must better your best do.
I will keep u in the holes !
Moor lijk "The situation walked out of the hand."quote:
It relly went too deh ballsquote:
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Moor lijk "The situation walked out of the hand."
;);)You mean it!!!! I seek it actually a bettere toppikquote:
I found this topic not so good actually. i have better seen.
you say it not good because und is german and in the english say you and, do it the next time better okequote:
Toemarow i go toe THE swimbad und den go i swim
with your head through the halfquote:
but then stays there only 50% of the brain leftquote:
hang not the wise nose out you!quote:Op donderdag 7 juli 2011 01:27 schreef Rodawa het volgende:
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but then stays there only 50% of the brain left
sorry, but it looked me well clear that that is truequote:
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hang not the wise nose out you!
you are sure the funniest home! now young man, here must you work for you mony and not lean on the matepeople like Henk and Ingrid that doquote:
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sorry, but it looked me well clear that that is true
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I hat a breadje with hit, comecommer, ham end cheese.
I have a butterham gegayten with some hailpunch there-up
yvonne, I am on you
oh cum on, i did yet not so much wrong? But okay, what you want, i am sorry.quote:
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you are sure the funniest home! now young man, here must you work for you mony and not lean on the matepeople like Henk and Ingrid that do
and you must to nice be towards us because you show now not guest freedom towards us and that find we not fun so if you want that we to nice be towards you must you now going to speak netherlands and otherwise believe we not you that you are from these planet and if you go to speak netherlands then yare you realy a beginner because this topic is only for to speak english!quote:
Stupid ts
I decided to take the ts with a particle of salt
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i dont like you because you do like you are somebody you dont are en you do talking like you doctor phill are and you are that not because doktor phill coming out texas and they talks with a accent out texas and you do that not you just type without a accentquote:
I very do not like this topic. I speak very good english. I was the best english speaker in my class. I am very well at creating english zinnen. I do not like you.
Stupid ts
I decided to take the ts with a particle of salt
NOOB THAT YOU ARE! DIE!
i think it notquote:
yes i think that we all the talkwords had have.
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SO MUCH WIN!!:
Dear mrs. L. Ponte
Do you know me?
I’m Mandy from OBS West group 8.
How are you?
I’m fine somethimes I miss the old times with you and the children.
But now I sitt in the third Class from Comenius College Pelikaanweg in Capelle a/d Ijssel.
About my school is now a sportclass in this year (sdv).
And there a choose this but I like it alot sports.
Football is the sport that I like it the most.
It’s there very nice and we do very nice things and a lot off sports.
In the lessons do we very much things about the Sencurity and provision of services.
The Class is very nice the other children they are also very nice and almost sporting.
We have 6 ours lessons and most gymnastiek on school.
I can’t say to you that I have a very nice Class and I like it a lot on school.
I forget you to tell that I must in may to course in a gymschool for a week,
I go to lurn there for lessons in steps and spinning and lots off sports.
The most childeren in my class can’t wait when it’ s may .
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me tante maakte ooit een brief voor me nichtje in het engels.
SO MUCH WIN!!:
Dear mrs. L. Ponte
Do you know me?
I’m Mandy from OBS West group 8.
How are you?
I’m fine somethimes I miss the old times with you and the children.
But now I sitt in the third Class from Comenius College Pelikaanweg in Capelle a/d Ijssel.
About my school is now a sportclass in this year (sdv).
And there a choose this but I like it alot sports.
Football is the sport that I like it the most.
It’s there very nice and we do very nice things and a lot off sports.
In the lessons do we very much things about the Sencurity and provision of services.
The Class is very nice the other children they are also very nice and almost sporting.
We have 6 ours lessons and most gymnastiek on school.
I can’t say to you that I have a very nice Class and I like it a lot on school.
I forget you to tell that I must in may to course in a gymschool for a week,
I go to lurn there for lessons in steps and spinning and lots off sports.
The most childeren in my class can’t wait when it’ s may .
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me tante maakte ooit een brief voor me nichtje in het engels.
SO MUCH WIN!!:
Dear mrs. L. Ponte
Do you know me?
I’m Mandy from OBS West group 8.
How are you?
I’m fine somethimes I miss the old times with you and the children.
But now I sitt in the third Class from Comenius College Pelikaanweg in Capelle a/d Ijssel.
About my school is now a sportclass in this year (sdv).
And there a choose this but I like it alot sports.
Football is the sport that I like it the most.
It’s there very nice and we do very nice things and a lot off sports.
In the lessons do we very much things about the Sencurity and provision of services.
The Class is very nice the other children they are also very nice and almost sporting.
We have 6 ours lessons and most gymnastiek on school.
I can’t say to you that I have a very nice Class and I like it a lot on school.
I forget you to tell that I must in may to course in a gymschool for a week,
I go to lurn there for lessons in steps and spinning and lots off sports.
The most childeren in my class can’t wait when it’ s may .
i hope that there a lot nice posts keep cumming.
and that there will be part 2 of this topic
keep going with the nice posting
and the greets from evry buddy here
bye bye
Most you loek! in sis litol froglandje ol the pieple sis naais toe ietsother thus when joe not naais that is unspade just zo joe know it!quote:
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and you must to nice be towards us because you show now not guest freedom towards us and that find we not fun so if you want that we to nice be towards you must you now going to speak netherlands and otherwise believe we not you that you are from these planet and if you go to speak netherlands then yare you realy a beginner because this topic is only for to speak english!
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hello evry budy,
i hope that there a lot nice posts keep cumming.
and that there will be part 2 of this topic
keep going with the nice posting
and the greets from evry buddy here
bye bye
keep on cumming
well name more talkwords thenquote:
because my english is so bad as this shit
i tink you are not wat you tink tat your are not for tis piepel and if you not sey sorry to us you not welkom anie more in tis world zo dont your doe tat anie more !quote:
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Most you loek! in sis litol froglandje ol the pieple sis naais toe ietsother thus when joe not naais that is unspade just zo joe know it!
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Joe wil nauw saaj sorry to mie, I stand on it!quote:
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i tink you are not wat you tink tat your are not for tis piepel and if you not sey sorry to us you not welkom anie more in tis world zo dont your doe tat anie more !
one foto says more then 1000 wordsen
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I hope you smeared it with becel active cholesterol lowering butter becos if you do not have you chanse to a hartattak to die-en!quote:
I had a zandwitch with hailslag for ontbite
Kuetmournin' too you to. Me em niet go auf vacation, y em steeing thuis ent react at FOK!.quote:
Koetmornink efriewan. Satuurdee ei goo on veeceesjon toe Djurmaanie. Wer ar joe goo ing on jor holiedee?
So now comes the monkey out of the sleeve! You had house arrest so you can't go out of your roof!quote:
this topic makes me go out off my roof right now!
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zo keek ik het filmpje ongeveerDet ken bie fan toe! Ei mast mis FOK! vor trie wieks! Det is rielie lon!quote:
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Kuetmournin' too you to. Me em niet go auf vacation, y em steeing thuis ent react at FOK!.
House arrest?quote:
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So now comes the monkey out of the sleeve! You had house arrest so you can't go out of your roof!
SO WE ARE NOT MARRIED!!
i watched it with curved toes and substituted shame!quote:
bei bei
Wat?quote:
automaticcallie yet well! I keur dis not good!quote:
Oh my gawd, the draad is going to stop in 7 papers!
I know notquote:
Still drie briefs left. I am askinf myself what will haarpoon.
