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If I ever gotta get married, I'm 'ma go to the woods of Africa... and find me a crazy, naked ZEBRABITCH.
Gotta be butt-nacked, on a zebra.
With a big bone through her nose, and a big plate lip... and a big FUCKED UP afro!
And I'm 'ma bring her home, and lock her up.
'Cos you can't let her mingle with American women, 'cos they'll be comin' in your kitchen, talk to your woman, and throw a monkeywhrench in your whole program!
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-Come and give your aunt Bunny a Kiss
-Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
-What's the matter honey? Why won't you give your aunt Bunny a kiss?
-Whaaaaaaa... She's got a moustache!
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Venereal disease ain't what it used to be. VD is new and improved now.
When back in the day you had gonorrhea, you'd go to the docter, get a shot, clear it right up.
Then they came out with herpes. You keep that shit forever, like luggage.
And now they got aids.
That scares me. Aids just kills motherfuckers...
I say, what's next? I guess you just put your dick in and explode.
And the girl be laying on the bed going: "Maybe I should see a docter about this".
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Quotes zijn overigens "uit het hoofd", dus kunnen net iets afwijken als je de videoband er bij op zou zetten...
Wie vult aan......
and then the big brown shark came.....
i got an icecream you can't afford it
you can't afford it
you can't afford it
cos yer daddy is an alcoholic
quote:..and he started to venture into the cave from whench they came....
Op donderdag 20 juni 2002 17:36 schreef Pushit het volgende:
GI Joe is swimming under water.....
and then the big brown shark came.....
And GI Joe got stuck, and GI Joe got stuck in the water
Als het gras naar je voeten graait
Als de wind langs je wangen aait, hier ben ik
No, i´ve got fire shooting out of my dick!
quote:Van 1 van zijn soort Comedy Factory optredens
Kill the white people, ohhoooh.
We gonna make them hurt.
Kill the white people, yeaheah.
But buy my record first, ohhooh, yeaheah.
Why don't you buy my record.
--edit--
typo
Laser beams? Check.
Acid? Check.
Body bag? Check.
quote:and then my mom walks into the bathroom and see my brother lying in the water and me with a GI JOE up my ass
Op donderdag 20 juni 2002 17:39 schreef Sjaakman het volgende:[..]
..and he started to venture into the cave from whench they came....
And GI Joe got stuck, and GI Joe got stuck in the water
quote:saturday night fever of zoiets...
Op donderdag 20 juni 2002 17:56 schreef Tain het volgende:[..]
Van 1 van zijn soort Comedy Factory optredens
--edit--
typo
die was ,niet zo goed vond ik
maareh jive jones , how to be a ho
eddiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeee, met zo'n lange diepe stem
zoiets ongeveer, moet em dringend ergens vinden (= kopen )
ik moet nog es goed kunnen lachen
weet iemand of ik die ergens in eindhovzn kan vinden ?
[doe ik niet maar doe maar net alsof het er wel staat]
Eddie: No I didn't....
Mr. T: Maybe you didn't...I'm gonna beat up the fool who told me them lies!
De "Jedi mindtrick"
tegen Stevie Wonder: Steve, you know you're my boy and everything, but you know all that singing 'n shit...you don't impress me...
You wanna impress me, take thw wheel for a while, motherfucker!
Jeremy Clarkson - Aston Martin DB9 vs. Eurostar train
quote:Tito, hand me some tissue...Germaine, stop teasing..
Op donderdag 20 juni 2002 18:19 schreef ASSpirine het volgende:
in een micheal jackson mietjes stem
tito, stop picking on me...
Jeremy Clarkson - Aston Martin DB9 vs. Eurostar train
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