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De laatste. Zonder inkt, dus toch nog een beetje gezond.quote:
Een ware Gristen eet iedere dag een Bijbel.quote:Op dinsdag 8 maart 2011 23:21 schreef ToT het volgende:
De Bijbel zit nu in je, dus je bent nu feitelijk heilig!
Hoeveel jonko's draai je per pagina en hoeveel pagina's zitten er in de Bijbel?quote:
hoeveel maanden zou je nodig hebben als je elke dag 1 joint rookt gerold van de bijbel... wanneer heb je dan het hele heilige boek tot je genomen?:D
Oh, en natuurlijk geen randjes afscheuren of zo he, want dan krijg je niet de hele Bijbel binnen uiteindelijk!
Nee, ik ging van bil met je moeder. Dacht, laat ik maar een jaarabbonement bij haar nemen.quote:
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is je wiet op en heb je geld nodig ofzo
....en dat met foto's bijhouden!quote:
Gaat nogal een rel geven aangezien het om de Bijbel gaat! Dat dus.quote:
OP niet gelezen, maar het antwoord is sowieso ja.
?!?!ik niet
't Is maar de vraag of de Hemel wel zo tof is.
Hoor je ook toch niemand over klagen?
doe dat dan voor een groep moslims ? kijken wat er met je hoofd gebeurt e stoerequote:
Ik heb weleens de Koran verbrand..
Hoor je ook toch niemand over klagen?
dat is maar de koranquote:
Ik heb weleens de Koran verbrand..
Hoor je ook toch niemand over klagen?
Waarna je alsnog naar de hel gaat.quote:
Je gaat niet naar de hel, je krijgt alleen aids.
Alle Fokkers gaan de hell in.
Once there was an Atheist named Mark. He didn't believe in God and as a result realized that there was no point in anything and had no morals. He made a fortune out of exploiting starving Ethiopian children and selling women as slaves on a black market to the highest bidder. He made loads and loads of money and retired to a Mediterranean villa next to the sea, with servants and concubines at his beck and call.
Living in parallel with Mark, is a Christian, named Oliver. He believes in God, Jesus and the Bible and spends his life giving everything to charity and helping aid organizations. He gets scammed and scammed all over again because he turns the other cheek and so never has a pot to piss in.
Both men are on their deathbeds, and Oliver, in a frenzy of anger at God, curses God as he believes that God has treated him unfairly, and hasn't rewarded him for his lifetime of servitude. He dies immediately after saying this and goes straight to hell for denouncing God.
Mark on the other hand is on his deathbed and suddenly realizes that Christianity is right, and that there is a God, and that Free Will exists, and that Jesus died to save us, and that all suffering is in God's divine plan, and so his last living act is to pray to God and apologize for his life of exploiting starving Africans, selling prostitutes, smuggling drugs inside babies and scamming charities. Because he does this, Mark goes to heaven.
And that my friends, is Christian logic.
Een echte gelovige zou nooit God vervloeken ! Dus het is goed dat hij naar de hel gaat !quote:
Let me tell you the fable of the Atheist and The Christian.
Once there was an Atheist named Mark. He didn't believe in God and as a result realized that there was no point in anything and had no morals. He made a fortune out of exploiting starving Ethiopian children and selling women as slaves on a black market to the highest bidder. He made loads and loads of money and retired to a Mediterranean villa next to the sea, with servants and concubines at his beck and call.
Living in parallel with Mark, is a Christian, named Oliver. He believes in God, Jesus and the Bible and spends his life giving everything to charity and helping aid organizations. He gets scammed and scammed all over again because he turns the other cheek and so never has a pot to piss in.
Both men are on their deathbeds, and Oliver, in a frenzy of anger at God, curses God as he believes that God has treated him unfairly, and hasn't rewarded him for his lifetime of servitude. He dies immediately after saying this and goes straight to hell for denouncing God.
Mark on the other hand is on his deathbed and suddenly realizes that Christianity is right, and that there is a God, and that Free Will exists, and that Jesus died to save us, and that all suffering is in God's divine plan, and so his last living act is to pray to God and apologize for his life of exploiting starving Africans, selling prostitutes, smuggling drugs inside babies and scamming charities. Because he does this, Mark goes to heaven.
And that my friends, is Christian logic.
En als Mark echt OPRECHT spijt heeft zal God hem wel vergeven.
Blowt, denk ik eerder!quote:
quote:Op woensdag 9 maart 2011 21:34 schreef Linkse_Boomknuffelaar het volgende:
In de Hemel is Andries Knevel, naast een boel Jehovah's, Mormonen, Gristenen uit Urk, relifanaten uit de VS.
't Is maar de vraag of de Hemel wel zo tof is.
Geniaal liedje kkflikekrs, dat syn julie :Sboeddhist?quote:Op woensdag 9 maart 2011 22:38 schreef Henkie94 het volgende:
Opdonderen met dat gezeik over t christendom/jodendom/islam.
Nop.quote: