ONZ Onzin voor je leven!
Vrolijkheid troef in dit lieve forum vol humor.
Ja, kut users als jij gaan idd naar de hel. Of je nou een bijbel oprookt of niet 
Voor 14,99 kan hier jouw opmerking staan!
Of je kan het heel lief vragen.
Of je kan het heel lief vragen.
Nu krijg je al die bijbelverkopers aan de deur, ik gok dat je leven dan al een living hell wordt
I'm out of order? You are out of order! This whole court is out of order!
KOOP SNEL EEN AFLAAT VOOR HET TE LAAT IS!
Indien 't hier in 't vaderlandt zoo gelegen is dat men de waarheit niet magh spreeken, zoo is 't er ellendigh gestelt. Nochtans zal ik die spreeken zoo lang als myn oogen open staan. Zyn trouw en oprechtigheit.
Wie tot blijdschap bereid is vind zelfs in de hel een gezellig zitje dicht bij het vuur.
Everything you can imagine is real
Als dit maar niet ook zo'n boekverbranding / volkalk topic wordt! Gaat nogal een rel geven aangezien het om de Bijbel gaat! 
Gaat nogal een rel geven aangezien het om de Bijbel gaat!
zolang het maar niet de tekst was is het allemaal oke
i gave my bitch a comment
yhea
bitches love comments
yhea
bitches love comments
Dat dus.quote:Op dinsdag 8 maart 2011 23:19 schreef Dudeweiser het volgende:
OP niet gelezen, maar het antwoord is sowieso ja.
And when I lose my way, I close my eyes and he has found me.
?!?!
In de Hemel is Andries Knevel, naast een boel Jehovah's, Mormonen, Gristenen uit Urk, relifanaten uit de VS.
't Is maar de vraag of de Hemel wel zo tof is.
't Is maar de vraag of de Hemel wel zo tof is.
Was het een oud of een nieuw testament?
Op donderdag 15 januari 2015 19:01 schreef Maanvis het volgende:
smegmanus is de as van het kwaad. een verbrand stukje Hitler.
smegmanus is de as van het kwaad. een verbrand stukje Hitler.
Ik heb weleens de Koran verbrand.. 
Hoor je ook toch niemand over klagen?
Hoor je ook toch niemand over klagen?
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doe dat dan voor een groep moslims ? kijken wat er met je hoofd gebeurt e stoerequote:
Ik heb weleens de Koran verbrand..
Hoor je ook toch niemand over klagen?
nerdiesssssssssss
dat is maar de koranquote:
Ik heb weleens de Koran verbrand..
Hoor je ook toch niemand over klagen?
Het moet niet gekker worden!
Waarna je alsnog naar de hel gaat.quote:
Je gaat niet naar de hel, je krijgt alleen aids.
Op donderdag 15 januari 2015 19:01 schreef Maanvis het volgende:
smegmanus is de as van het kwaad. een verbrand stukje Hitler.
smegmanus is de as van het kwaad. een verbrand stukje Hitler.
haha dit is best een goeie idd, ik maakte deze grap vndaag op school aleen zo'n kristelijk meisje vond m niet grappig xD
Rollen met ons, of rotten in de ...
Let me tell you the fable of the Atheist and The Christian.
Once there was an Atheist named Mark. He didn't believe in God and as a result realized that there was no point in anything and had no morals. He made a fortune out of exploiting starving Ethiopian children and selling women as slaves on a black market to the highest bidder. He made loads and loads of money and retired to a Mediterranean villa next to the sea, with servants and concubines at his beck and call.
Living in parallel with Mark, is a Christian, named Oliver. He believes in God, Jesus and the Bible and spends his life giving everything to charity and helping aid organizations. He gets scammed and scammed all over again because he turns the other cheek and so never has a pot to piss in.
Both men are on their deathbeds, and Oliver, in a frenzy of anger at God, curses God as he believes that God has treated him unfairly, and hasn't rewarded him for his lifetime of servitude. He dies immediately after saying this and goes straight to hell for denouncing God.
Mark on the other hand is on his deathbed and suddenly realizes that Christianity is right, and that there is a God, and that Free Will exists, and that Jesus died to save us, and that all suffering is in God's divine plan, and so his last living act is to pray to God and apologize for his life of exploiting starving Africans, selling prostitutes, smuggling drugs inside babies and scamming charities. Because he does this, Mark goes to heaven.
And that my friends, is Christian logic.
Once there was an Atheist named Mark. He didn't believe in God and as a result realized that there was no point in anything and had no morals. He made a fortune out of exploiting starving Ethiopian children and selling women as slaves on a black market to the highest bidder. He made loads and loads of money and retired to a Mediterranean villa next to the sea, with servants and concubines at his beck and call.
Living in parallel with Mark, is a Christian, named Oliver. He believes in God, Jesus and the Bible and spends his life giving everything to charity and helping aid organizations. He gets scammed and scammed all over again because he turns the other cheek and so never has a pot to piss in.
Both men are on their deathbeds, and Oliver, in a frenzy of anger at God, curses God as he believes that God has treated him unfairly, and hasn't rewarded him for his lifetime of servitude. He dies immediately after saying this and goes straight to hell for denouncing God.
Mark on the other hand is on his deathbed and suddenly realizes that Christianity is right, and that there is a God, and that Free Will exists, and that Jesus died to save us, and that all suffering is in God's divine plan, and so his last living act is to pray to God and apologize for his life of exploiting starving Africans, selling prostitutes, smuggling drugs inside babies and scamming charities. Because he does this, Mark goes to heaven.
And that my friends, is Christian logic.
Christianity.
The belief that a cosmic Jewis zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh en telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that i
The belief that a cosmic Jewis zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh en telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that i
Een echte gelovige zou nooit God vervloeken ! Dus het is goed dat hij naar de hel gaat !quote:
Let me tell you the fable of the Atheist and The Christian.
Once there was an Atheist named Mark. He didn't believe in God and as a result realized that there was no point in anything and had no morals. He made a fortune out of exploiting starving Ethiopian children and selling women as slaves on a black market to the highest bidder. He made loads and loads of money and retired to a Mediterranean villa next to the sea, with servants and concubines at his beck and call.
Living in parallel with Mark, is a Christian, named Oliver. He believes in God, Jesus and the Bible and spends his life giving everything to charity and helping aid organizations. He gets scammed and scammed all over again because he turns the other cheek and so never has a pot to piss in.
Both men are on their deathbeds, and Oliver, in a frenzy of anger at God, curses God as he believes that God has treated him unfairly, and hasn't rewarded him for his lifetime of servitude. He dies immediately after saying this and goes straight to hell for denouncing God.
Mark on the other hand is on his deathbed and suddenly realizes that Christianity is right, and that there is a God, and that Free Will exists, and that Jesus died to save us, and that all suffering is in God's divine plan, and so his last living act is to pray to God and apologize for his life of exploiting starving Africans, selling prostitutes, smuggling drugs inside babies and scamming charities. Because he does this, Mark goes to heaven.
And that my friends, is Christian logic.
En als Mark echt OPRECHT spijt heeft zal God hem wel vergeven.
nerdiesssssssssss
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