http://3dblogger.typepad.com/wired_state/2011/02/on-anon.htmlAs I've described in a lengthy introduction, I encountered the phenomenon of Anonymous, often described as a "looseknit online community of hackers," in the virtual world of Second Life. I've detailed three major incidents that defined my involvement, starting with a comment on their offensive art; then moving to abuse reports on their violations of the Terms of Service inworld; and progressing to regular documentation of their raids and posses against me, my tenants and others in the virtual world. In time, I began to follow their activities elsewhere on the Internet, but I don't claim any special expertise or knowledge; I just claim common sense and a basic willing to report the truth -- something that is often absent in the treatment of Anonymous by the mainstream media and various blogs, whether by tech specialists, "progressives" or conservatives.
1. The most fundamental truth about Anonymous is that they lie: they lie about little things and big things; they lie about lying; they lie about lying about lying -- and so on.
2. Anonymous is not a looseknit movement. It's very structured, in fact. It has very rigid cultural norms and rules; it has very strict lines of communication. It is a cult and its members behave like cult members and its leaders behave like cult leaders. To describe Anonymous as "loose," like, say, a Facebook group that "likes" Coca Cola or Lady Gaga is "loose," or a group that teens make on Facebook with names like Didyouhearthatstupidthingmrhallsaidtoday is "loose" is to not get it about gangs, cults, dysfunctional movements of various types -- they are all about rigidity; they are all about very, very stiff and not fluid relations. Anonymous is often described as some really versatile franchise that enables the franchiser to pick from a huge menu of options. That would be like saying a McDonald's franchiser can put out baked home-made sweet potatoes instead of standard frieds made in standard Fry-Max with standard seasoning. It's simply untrue. You have only to watch and look and stop reading tripe in the media.
3. Anonymous is not anonymous. First of all, Anonymous are people like your best friend's son or your uncle's coworker -- you know them. Secondly, they are definite people with definite identities who do very specific acts -- those who rise to the level of actually leading and perpetrating attacks are not so great in number, are known, especially inside the movement, and are identified by law-enforcement and intelligence and even journalists or casual observers. They trip up and expose themselves many times; they are exhibitionists and want to be caught many times and be heroes/martyrs. If Anonymous were really so, it wouldn't have to tell you. That's all.
4. Anonymous are caught; they go to jail. The man who broke into Sarah Palin's mail account was sentenced to one year. Five Anonymous activists were arrested in the UK over the WikiLeaks scandal; there are many others who have in fact been arrested and known. Nearly all the dozens of people in SL are known and identified and banned several times over.
5. Anonymous is not legion; its numbers are fairly small. To be sure, the lookie-loos and the day-trippers and weekend w-hatters may seem like a lot of people at times, but even they fit into the usual online power curve of 10 percent of any community who do anything at all while the rest watch, and are a tiny percent of that 10 percent (less than one). Anonymous numbers have been fairly accurately assessed by some smart people who have noticed a thing that they all inevitably do and have tabulated it, and put the numbers ranging from about 8700 to 12,500 around the world, with seasonable and episodic variations -- but with only about 700-800 who actually plan and execute major attacks. Like Wikipedia and other online cults, there is a tiny number of collectivized leaders, sometimes turning over frequently, who make major decisions.
6. 4chan.org is a big part of Anonymous. Saying 4chan.org is a mere images board where people trade jpeg pictures is like saying the SDS was merely a student group that discussed textbooks. The main action at 4chan.org is the long chats in forums where the pictures are merely a kind of prop to the chat. 4chan.org is where attacks are planned and coordinated; 4chan is where people can get links to the various other chat places and IRC channels and pastebin.org chatlogs. If the authorities want to cut to the chase and stop fooling around with expensive security firms that embarrass themselves by doing retarded things like going in an IRC chat and deciding they now have a list of Anonops, they could more strategically simply call in Ken Lerer, the owner of the holding company of Huffington Post, and Christopher Pool, the owner of 4chan.org whom Ken Lerer has hired as an adisor on what is "cutting edge," and have a chat with them about what is on their servers. They will deny involvement in DDOS attacks but will in fact have inevitably participated in them, and they can stop them by having 4chan take a public position and by backing it up with bans and blocks. They won't do that. That's the problem. See no. 7.
7. Anon is not reformable. Members of Anon never truly leave the organization when they claim to; they may cease griefing expeditions for a time but always come back. They lie about reforming; they are never sincere. Think "Eddie Haskell".
8. A popular griefing mechanism of Anon involves a dramatic claim of a come-to-Jesus moment when a griefer realizes "the error of his ways" and "quits griefing". After his confession and altar-call, he "reforms" and takes up an activity like "volunteering for Relay for Life" at the American Cancer Foundation or some other charity. This is always fake, and is merely another operation. After gulling innocent first-timers and even gullible repeat-believers, they come back and grief again -- Lucy and the football, Charlie Brown.
9. You can never know enough about Anonymous. You are always wrong, and always off balance.You said they were in this faction; they were in the other one. You claimed they were behind this hacking; they were actually not, but behind another that didn't have their fingerprints. You are stupid; they are clever. You don't get it; they are on the inside. You thought you were a specialist; guess what, you were played. Anonymous is all different than you say! Anonymous is all wonderful! You aren't!
10. You can never hope to keep up with the memes and inside jokes. You thought "cool story bro" was the joke of the week? You are hopelessly behind the times and a newb and a feeb. Oh, you hope to establish your savvy by indicating that in fact it's "You mad bro?" this week? You couldn't be more wrong. 4channer girls are laughing hysterically about "Perhaps....dresses?" this week...and you aren't...but you're a girl, aren't you?
11. Anonymous are thought to be closet gays, or gays unhappy with their sexuality, or ambivalent bisexuals, or transgendered males changing to females. Perhaps some of this is true, but there is another factor that explains more about their character and their sexuality: they are autoerotics. They have come to find online-assisted masturbation so compelling that they attracted to other men not because of homosexuality, but because of insular autoeroticism. A real homosexual is capable of falling in love with another man or at least of affection; the Anonymous is a narcissist in love with himself and his online reflections. Other people are toilet paper to him.
12. Far from being anarchists in the details of their online lives, Anonymous in fact are finicky and particular and heavy control freaks. They like order and repetition. They crave the incessant repetition of the same pictures and words over and over again like toddlers having to see the same video or hear the same story again because it helps order their chaotic nervous systems and cope with their overstimulation. They are not free; they are under heavy constraint. They need to do the same thing over and over and over again *in the same way*, like obsessive-compulsives and bear striking resemblance to them. They can repeat the same griefing action incessantly, day after day, with crushing boredom and regularity because it sooths them not only to get the same reaction out of another person and annoy them, but also to gain a sense of power from the routine. That this makes it easier to catch them doesn't seem to bother them; their need for repetition is GREAT.
13. Far from being loose-knit, the Anonymous movement is very structured. It has strict codes of conduct, definite lines of authority, very precise marching orders. Many an observer, close or far, has mistaken the Politburo-like "democratic centralism" of the movement, where a topic or action might be discussed "freely" in a group as being "loose knit"; in fact, the rituals and procedures for the topics and debates are very limited, and bear no resemblance to open parliamentary debate or Roberts Rules of Order; they are a cult, even if not listed on rickross.com
14. Many people think that Anonymous is successful because it has lots of people and can easily and flexibly decide in an uncoordinated way to do various actions -- as noted, it is considered to be a kind of vast franchise where ideas spread like wildfire and get acted upon. In fact, Anonymous doesn't work like the flu or a viral video, but works like an army -- there are recognized cult leaders and recognized signals of authority. While any effort to try to isolate some badge or code of authority would fail, there are markers and signals that a few key individuals develop and spread with rigid connivance.
15. One of the more retarded things a certain faction of Anonymous tried to do was start a caper that involved hacking a weather site and claiming that they were trying to "hack winter" and "make it spring." This action was taken directly after the hacks (yes they are hacks) of Amazon, PayPal, etc. and was designed as a counterspin against a growing public dislike and distrust of the movement -- a period when it was ceasing to be cool and being now alarming. This dodge and feint was a flop and convinced nobody and never attracted significant following among the ranks to catch on. Anonymous always reverts to ugly, horrid form -- it is not evolving or getting better, and more than the Lord's Resistance Army is "getting better".
16. In the same way, a false flag operation (FBI or other foreign intelligence or freelance security operatives mounting an action made to look like Anonymous and confuse them) mounted not long after the Paypal attacks, implying that now a "new" Anonymous was being born that would focus on political causes like attacking the Egyptian government's sites wasn't typical and wasn't convincing. This effort of hostile outsiders or possibly an insider faction hoping to distract the public with a positive message wasn't typical. Whether it had significant backing or whether it was just a cynical dodge, soon the b-tards were back hacking and slashing again like they always had and this dodge made no difference.
17. Nobody can stop or call off Anonymous or deflect them. The confused and babbling John Perry Barlow, now in his dotage, that he had "called off" people that had "misunderstood" or "overreacted" to his call to war in cyberspace is absurd (and an admission of guilt -- how can you "call off" that which you claim you hadn't "called on"?)
18. The movement has not changed or matured or evolved. Some members are visibly associating themselves with the Egyptian cause; but the same or other members are going around harassing online worlds and communities with horrible obscene and racist content, and attacking the firm HBGary, and telling the female executive to show her tits in chat messages. All the ugly and disgusting behaviour continues; all the racist and sexist talks continues everywhere, merely distracted from.
19. The fight against Scientology was not a fight for freeodom or human rights or secularity against religious cultism; it was a competition by one cult with another, by a newer online cult by an older one that was among the first to harness the earliest forms of the Internet for its cause. It's a gang war for turf, and not a liberal struggle for rights for all.
20. Anonymous have a concerted plan to fan out to forums and argue with people who criticize them in various formulaic ways -- lying, obfuscating, challenging the critic's credentials, or using the Saul Alinsky tactics, as they conservatives call them, of picking out some feature of the target and exaggerating it, or picking out some aspect of the issue and insisting that it's in the target's own interests to agree with them, or part of the target's own values to concede their point. Always and everywhere, Anonymous tell you that you are wrong about whatever you think of their movement; that you don't have that facts; that you mixed something up; that you have laughably taken something too seriously.
21. Anonymous often word-salads or obfuscates various technical issues; they describe themselves as having "2,000 nodes" (Jacob Appelbaum), something giving precise numbers to lies to make them seem more convincing.
22. Anonymous are not teenagers are young men only. In fact, many are 30-40-50 year old men, some with prestigious IT jobs or academic or media jobs. Anonymous is a professor or an executive, not just a kid in his mom's basement.
23. Anonymous is penetrated by foreign intelligence agencies. This wasn't hard to do given both the ostensibly loose nature of the movement *and* the rigid culture which makes it brittle and unable to resist undermining -- it is very easy captivated or manipulated in fact. The Russian FSB seems to be obviously at work here, and there are quite a few examples of the use of sites with the RU address, various Russian cultural features, not to mention of course the Soviet memes, which are sometimes adopted as a joke, to tweak what they see as fanatical critics invoking their Leninism, but which also has its roots in actual belief systems.
24. Anonymous has what is called the "bro code". This brotherly set of ethics, if you will, chiefly involve never reporting on a fellow member to authorities such as police. When this appears to happen, it is often part of an elaborate caper that is itself merely setting up the next griefing operation. Those appearing to turn state's evidence may be involved in merely a more elaborate form of social hack.
25. Probably 75 percent or more of Anonymous hacks are social hacks that don't involve actual computer programming skills. They involve spying on or simply observing people and gathering clues about them to use to guess or attempt to produce their password or to find some other aspect of their lives online or off that can be accessed.
26. But Anonymous themselves have the same propensity for leaving enormous numbers of clues to their identities and activities online that they are not particulary good at covering up. They have a propensity, like all totalitarian movements seeking total power, to document their crimes as a form of narcissism and cultic reinforcement. Often, they make tapes of phone conversations; they compulsively save chatlogs; they make video tapes of themselves griefing or planning to grief, and they can't help showing off, online and in real life. The videos in particular often contain telltale clues to their locations and corroborating evidence that helps establish who they are despite careful work by their enablers to hide their real names (*waves to Mullet Handelsohn*).
27. The downfall of many an Anon is the victory dance. The victory dance usually has to follow each griefing posse or raid or major DDOS attack or other hacking operation. It is an essential part of the ritual and has to be participated in and documented. It is no fun crashing a server or hacking into an email system and publicizing its contents if you can't go somewhere afterwards and have a party to wash down the success, as it were; the victory dance often involves elaborate manifestations of the memes and catch phrases, where not only is the story told and retold, but those who didn't participate and who may even keep strategic distances from the actual perpetrators may show up, on a guest appearance, to tacitly give their nod of approval in some way. Somebody who elaborately hid his tracks with proxies while griefing might log on from his home to go to a victory dance by mistake.
28. Anonymous always tries to minimize the damage they have caused. They scoff and snort outright at anyone putting costs to damages; they decry the "Internet as srs business", they say that victims are "butthurt". They always remind people that online life isn't real; if they are crying about a rape in cyberspace, they are indignantly told to grasp the horror of real rape. An online virtual rapist thrusting a giant penis in somebody's face in Second Life might simultaneously also angrily tell you on a forums that his sister was raped; that we have no idea of the pain and how dare we compare these utterly unlike things. This pixel peniser might in fact even volunteer for a group in SL doing real-life fund-raising for victims of domestic violence, just to show you what a good guy he is, and laugh all the while at your protestations that his behaviour is inconsistent and unfair.
29. Anonymous always tells you that they never forget, that they remember slights and punish them for ages, relentlessly. Yes and no. Anonymous are capable of planning an elaborate raid, but suddenly logging off in boredom because something better came up on TV. They may stalk you for months and suddenly stop, because they got bored or simply found a jucier target. Some of them are methodical and repetitive, but just as many have ADHD.
30. Anonymous talk a good game and brag a lot; they vowed to take down AT&T just because their site was blocked for a time when it was a victim of a DDOS attack. They made the most violent and horrible comments about AT&T and its executives, but stopped short of any RL violence or even hacking attacks once AT&T executives made a statement that the site had only been temporarily blocked. In fact, Anonymous often stops short of crossing that blood-brain barrier called of "taking it to real" -- going into real life to pursue somebody online. They don't mind getting b& but they don't want to go in the real-life paddy wagon downtown.
31. Anonymous never shows solidarity to their fellows when arrested. It's as if they died in World of Warcraft and their characters got teleported home to respawn later if the right potion is found. They never mention them. They never defend them. They never sign petitions. They never speak to the media about them. They never try to reason with anybody to get them out. They turn their backs on those fallen behind enemy lines, and never look back, like brave little soldiers in war. An arrested Anonymous is easy to break because he has no solidarity, no brotherhood, nothing like an old-world mafia to fall back on. This is both a strength and a weakness of Anon. To be sure, Anon might laughingly make graveyards of banned avatars or mentioned banned people in reverential tones but they never cross the street to actually defend them.
32. Many times Anonymous claim they do things just for laughs -- for the lulz. Other times they imply, but never rally specify, that they are engaged in some short-term goal of "doing the right thing because it's the right thing to do," i.e. fighting Scientologists or the Egyptian government. The reality is that Anonymous has a very conscience and very specific purpose that is very deeply and zealously felt by every cult member: they wish to prevent anyone from using the Internet in any way they think it should not be used, and especially not to take it seriously.
33. Sometimes Anonymous is believed to be a new cutting-edge progressive movement, some sort of new form of online democracy. In fact, Anonymous is profoundly conservative. Its structures resemble more of an 18th or 19th century Masonic Lodge than they resemble casual Facebook groups in the newest form of social media. Anonymous has leaders; it has followers. It has codes; it has rituals. It has a certain way of doing things; and has ruthless conformity procedures.
34. Anonymous is most ruthless to its own people. It will use the most outrageous pressure tactics. If somebody's parents have to be called up to harass a young person out of line, that will be done; if somebody fails to conform, they can be harmed at their job with a deliberate harassment tactic or pizzas can be sent to their door or even the SWAT team of the local police urged to storm the apartment.
35. Anonymous is often described as having "16 year old girls" in it. These are more than likely men in drag, i.e. 30 or 40 year old men taking on the persona of a 16 year old girl. This is very, very common. There are, to be sure, real 16 year old girls, but not that many of them.
36. Although they are styled as anarchists at heart and indeed do hew to the traditions of Bakunin and others, they are in fact strict legalists, always and everywhere fanatically invoking law and rules and procedures. On every forum, they will invoke TOS regulations, even the most obscure paragraphs; on any chat discussion they will cite Constitutional clauses or Supreme Court decisions or various arcane agency regulations with superior and smug glee; they can be the most assiduous abuse-reporters on any platform and take keen delight in bringing down someone else on a technicality. Always and everywhere, this apparenty legalism is a sham -- it is lawfare that exploits law to wage a war; it is a distraction from their own inherent lawlessness. They are legal nihilists, that is, they do not care to have any rule of law over themselves. They prefer "rule-by-laws" that breeds arbitrariness rather than "rule of law" that would imply some higher power to which they were accountable.
37. While they pride themselves as being Anonymous, faceless, colourless, melting into the crowd, in fact, the b-tards cling fiercely to identifying marks -- groups they join, nicknames, memes, pictures. If a moderator of a board were to rule that the name Anonymous or Anon E. Moose cannot be used, or rule that no pictures of suits with question marks over the heads can be used, or no Guy Fawkes masks -- that is, to behave like a high school principal in New York City might behave to demand the removal of gang insignia -- they will erupt into an uproar of outrage about the suppression of their free expression and the supposed hysteria and drama and "security theater" sins of the moderators. They will downplay the significance of insignia that in fact they hold dear. The most important thing is the group and its name.
38. I could go on and on.