Gaat ie ook zeggen; If they will fight one more time I'll kill my selfquote:Op vrijdag 11 maart 2011 18:39 schreef Ethanolic het volgende:
Waarom is Pauly D zo een baas? Hij en Vinny zijn echt een vet duo.
http://www.thesuperficial(...)-trump-roast-03-2011quote:Not realizing he was only invited so the real comedians had more material than a bad toupee, The Situation actually attempted to tell jokes at last night’s Comedy Central roast of Donald Trump only to be booed off stage, according to the LA Times:
The Situation went up to the microphone, wearing Aviator sunglasses, and proceeded to bomb all over the place. His jokes were so bad that one Comedy Central exec suggested that most of his act might be cut from the final broadcast of the roast, which airs March 15.
“The Sitch,” as he’s called, deadpanned to Cummings, “I actually wouldn’t call you a grenade because you won’t be blowing up anytime soon.” (Buh-dum-bum!) He told Snoop Dogg that he and Trump had a lot in common because Trump owned a lot of property and Snoop’s ancestors were property. (Snoop did not appear amused.) Before long, the audience began to boo so loudly that comedian Jeffrey Ross, who’s been at this so long he’s known as the Roastmaster General, had to interject into the act to try to save the Situation, who’d already claimed he shared one quality with Ross: “This is my first night doing comedy.”
“It’s also your last,” Ross responded, to overwhelming applause.
While the rest of the roasters took shots at Doucheface McAbstein of Dateraper Valley, probably the best one came from Snoop Dogg who apparently doesn’t enjoy jokes about being a slave, so who knows what that’s all about:
Snoop pretended to mistake the Situation for Snooki, “I’m sorry,” he said, “all white people who act black look the same to me.”
At that point, I like to believe the microphone burst into flames as the announcer from NBA Jam yelled “BOOMSHAKALAKA!” over the PA system. Otherwise, let’s all agree God is dead. I don’t know how else you interpret that.
Die grap zal inderdaad wel gevoeliger liggen in Amerika dan hier, maar ik vind 'm briljantquote:He told Snoop Dogg that he and Trump had a lot in common because Trump owned a lot of property and Snoops ancestors were property.
Ik ookquote:Op vrijdag 11 maart 2011 20:34 schreef Toempf het volgende:
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Die grap zal inderdaad wel gevoeliger liggen in Amerika dan hier, maar ik vind 'm briljant![]()
haha best wel hequote:Op vrijdag 11 maart 2011 20:34 schreef Toempf het volgende:
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Die grap zal inderdaad wel gevoeliger liggen in Amerika dan hier, maar ik vind 'm briljant![]()
Niet gezien in mijn afleveringquote:
quote:Op vrijdag 11 maart 2011 20:28 schreef Chriz2k het volgende:
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http://www.thesuperficial(...)-trump-roast-03-2011
Kijk het hier je gaat stuk ! Geheidquote:Op zaterdag 12 maart 2011 12:44 schreef dreamzk het volgende:
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Niet gezien in mijn afleveringHeb je toevallig een linkje waar hij wel staat?
quote:Op zondag 13 maart 2011 13:48 schreef Eva4Evah het volgende:
Haaa die preview!!!Pauly D is echt baas
die grap over de slavernij en snoop dog z'n voorouders heb ik niet voorbij zien komenquote:
Lag misschien net iets te gevoelig.quote:Op woensdag 16 maart 2011 18:30 schreef ukga het volgende:
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die grap over de slavernij en snoop dog z'n voorouders heb ik niet voorbij zien komen
quote:Mike The Situation Sorrentino is not a comedian, but somehow he got invited to the roast of Donald Trump and it was worse than bad.
His jokes werent even jokes, and the whole thing was so painful to watch I cant believe the guy is still able to show his face in public.
Comedic gems from The Sitch included:
-Im not from New JerseyI was born in Staten Island which is a New York boroughnot to be confused with the burro Marlee Matlin bl*ws onstage in Tijuana(What? I dont even)
-Trump is a good looking dudeif your eyes are like Marlee Matlins ears. (Classy, Sitchsuper classy)
-Yo Snoop, what up dawgyou know you have so much in common with Donald Trump? Trumps ancestors were into real estateand your ancestors were considered property. (Thankfully this joke was cut and didnt make it to television)
Sitch fought through the boos and groans, finishing his set like a true comedic professional. (SARCASM) Hopefully his 15 minutes of fame are almost up, because this is getting out of hand.
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Kwas al aan het zoekenquote:Op vrijdag 18 maart 2011 08:37 schreef NouMooiNiet het volgende:
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