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Vrolijkheid troef in dit lieve forum vol humor.
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En dan nog een bricks shittende bowser aan het einde
En dan nog een bricks shittende bowser aan het einde
I am a Chinese college students, I have a loving father, but I can not help him, he needs to do heart bypass surgery, I can not help him, because the cost of 100,000 or so needed, please help me, lifelong You pray Thank you!
Dat gifje is van de Versus reeks van een of ander Russisch chipsmerk.
nog meer:
Hierzo Zijn ze allemaal. 61 totaal
nog meer:
Hierzo Zijn ze allemaal. 61 totaal
Dit zou vast al oud zijn en bij iedereen bekend, maar ik kende het nog niet 
Op donderdag 15 januari 2015 19:01 schreef Maanvis het volgende:
smegmanus is de as van het kwaad. een verbrand stukje Hitler.
smegmanus is de as van het kwaad. een verbrand stukje Hitler.
Wat een kankergare humor heb je danquote:Op zondag 5 december 2010 15:59 schreef glasbak het volgende:
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Hoera, het eerste plaatje van dit topic waar ik even (heel kort) om moest lachen...
Waarom volg je dit topic danquote:
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Hoera, het eerste plaatje van dit topic waar ik even (heel kort) om moest lachen...
Dit zag ik net op 4chan
I'm 25 and my girlfriend has lived with me for 8 months. She masturbates regularly when I'm not home (fap drive as if she were 16), usually just in her room or something.
Today, my shift finished early, came home, went to go on the computer, and my girlfriend was sitting in the chair with her legs up. I really have no problem with this. Usually, it leads to sex, but she was having convulsions already so I decided to let her finish by herself.
Until I saw a picture of me in my buzz lightyear costume on the screen from when I was seven.
She exited out of it right away, but she knew I saw. My girlfriend has always told me that I was cute when I was that age, but I didn't know it was to this extent. Is this normal or is she just different in some aspects.
I'm 25 and my girlfriend has lived with me for 8 months. She masturbates regularly when I'm not home (fap drive as if she were 16), usually just in her room or something.
Today, my shift finished early, came home, went to go on the computer, and my girlfriend was sitting in the chair with her legs up. I really have no problem with this. Usually, it leads to sex, but she was having convulsions already so I decided to let her finish by herself.
Until I saw a picture of me in my buzz lightyear costume on the screen from when I was seven.
She exited out of it right away, but she knew I saw. My girlfriend has always told me that I was cute when I was that age, but I didn't know it was to this extent. Is this normal or is she just different in some aspects.
De eerste Toy Story film kwam uit in 1995, dus toen was die 10, hoe kan die nu die op die foto dan 7 jaar zijn?quote:
Dit zag ik net op 4chan
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I'm 25 and my girlfriend has lived with me for 8 months. She masturbates regularly when I'm not home (fap drive as if she were 16), usually just in her room or something.
Today, my shift finished early, came home, went to go on the computer, and my girlfriend was sitting in the chair with her legs up. I really have no problem with this. Usually, it leads to sex, but she was having convulsions already so I decided to let her finish by herself.
Until I saw a picture of me in my buzz lightyear costume on the screen from when I was seven.
She exited out of it right away, but she knew I saw. My girlfriend has always told me that I was cute when I was that age, but I didn't know it was to this extent. Is this normal or is she just different in some aspects.
Duurde verdomme nog een paar seconden ook voordat ik hem door had
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Geef de maker groot gelijk. Al is het niet zo moeilijk om het te vragen als het bij jezelf gebeurt.
When all else fails, you always have delusion.
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Geef de maker groot gelijk. Al is het niet zo moeilijk om het te vragen als het bij jezelf gebeurt.
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. 1000 keer laten drukken en in de trein ophangen 
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Failquote:
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quote:I have not seen Gulliver's Travels. What I have seen is half of a commercial promoting the movie. Of that, the only sequence that remains in my memory is a shirtless giant Jack Black absorbing a hundred tiny cannonballs in his midsection, then flinging them back by expanding his gut. With this extremely limited amount of information, my supercomputer-like brain will now project a number of scenes from the film - with a guaranteed 94% accuracy.
Giant Jack Black lets out a primo fart, then blames it on a dog. The comparatively small animal tilts its head, making the stock Hollywood "huh?" dog whine.
Giant Jack Black picks up an oversized guitar - probably from the Hard Rock casino sign - and jams out.
Giant Jack Black accidentally steps on a car, crushing it to a comically flat wafer. He covers his mouth in an exaggerated pantomime of guilt, then says "Sorry, dude!"
Giant Jack Black spots a quarter on the sidewalk, has a hell of a time picking it up.
Giant Jack Black finds himself in a police lineup. The witness narrows the suspect list down to giant Jack Black and a midget, then takes a very long time to decide which is the culprit.
Giant Jack Black, used to being out of shape, challenges a tiny athlete to a race in a cheap bid to boost his ego. Giant Jack Black loses, pulling up after three giant steps, out of breath and profusely sweating.
Giant Jack Black learns a very important lesson about how even our smallest actions have an impact on others.
Giant Jack Black farts in the bathtub, capsizing his friend's tiny boat. The small man exclaims "You sunk my battleship!"
Giant Jack Black blows a kiss to his love interest, knocking her over in a gust of wind.
Giant Jack Black cranks up music to properly "rock out" to "funky jams". In order for the music to seem loud to him, however, it must be played at such a volume as to blow out windows and cause a minor earthquake.
Giant Jack Black gets hungry. He states that he's hungry enough to eat a... (nearby horse neighs) dinosaur. A nearby dinosaur neighs. Giant Jack Black tries to eat that large donut sign on top of the donut shop that always shows up in movies about California.
Giant Jack Black cries. His enormous tears fill an empty swimming pool. An angry skateboarder climbs out, shaking his fist.
Giant Jack Black has to take a poop. After he poops, he realizes that there's no toilet paper. What to do? The scene ends with him eyeing a nearby wallpaper factory, then glancing about with one eyebrow raised.
Giant Jack Black is looking for someone in a city. One of the high rise apartment windows he looks into contains a sexy woman in her underwear. "Sorry, lady!" he says in a childlike manner, but when he covers his eyes, he separates two of his fingers just enough to sneak another peek.
Giant Jack Black sneezes, covering a group of people in very thick snot. There is a large hair in the snot.
Giant Jack Black tries to sneak quietly, but he is large so it does not work.
Giant Jack Black sings the classic Jimi Hendrix line "well I stand up next to a mountain, and chop it down with the edge of my hand", then karate chops a mountain. The mountain is not damaged, but giant Jack Black grabs his hand in pain and yelps.
Giant Jack Black stands next to a rollercoaster, arguing with the operator who won't let him on. He points to the only admittance sign, which reads "You must be this tall to ride", indicating a height of just three feet.
Giant Jack Black wears a disguise to avoid being spotted.
Giant Jack Black laments the lack of clothing options for a man of his stature. He proclaims that there should be a Big And REALLY Tall store.
When all else fails, you always have delusion.
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Op donderdag 15 januari 2015 19:01 schreef Maanvis het volgende:
smegmanus is de as van het kwaad. een verbrand stukje Hitler.
smegmanus is de as van het kwaad. een verbrand stukje Hitler.
In je email zie je het bericht nog staan. Het is alleen leuk als een 3e het pas later bekijkt.quote:
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post pics als het lukt
When all else fails, you always have delusion.
ja dat wel.. maar moet echt zo'n 1 op de 1miljoen situatie zijn wilt het wel lukken.quote:
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In je email zie je het bericht nog staan. Het is alleen leuk als een 3e het pas later bekijkt.
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Geef de maker groot gelijk. Al is het niet zo moeilijk om het te vragen als het bij jezelf gebeurt.
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Dat ze die poster maar eens aan alle aso's in de trein uitdelen.
wtf doet ie daar echt, ENNNN hoe komt ie weer benede?quote:
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Alpine Ibex on Cingino dam
Volgens dat artikel eten ze (korst)mos van de stenen en likken ze het zout er vanaf.quote:
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wtf doet ie daar echt, ENNNN hoe komt ie weer benede?
En als ie erop kan klimmen zal ie ook wel weer een keer naar beneden gaan.
Als die 2 dikken erin.quote:
Trommelvlies Terror:
intro duurt tot 2.23...
Die jurychicks zijn echt vaginable
I am a Chinese college students, I have a loving father, but I can not help him, he needs to do heart bypass surgery, I can not help him, because the cost of 100,000 or so needed, please help me, lifelong You pray Thank you!
Ok ik zal hem even voor je uitleggenquote:
Die man had een coca cola fles en toen hij oppeens die fles, helemaal erin
I am a Chinese college students, I have a loving father, but I can not help him, he needs to do heart bypass surgery, I can not help him, because the cost of 100,000 or so needed, please help me, lifelong You pray Thank you!
Ok, geen enkele clue dus. Ah well, kept me busy for a few minutes.quote:
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Ok ik zal hem even voor je uitleggen
Die man had een coca cola fles en toen hij oppeens die fles, helemaal erin
Extremistisch gematigd.
Is het nou zo moeilijk om het te begrijpen en/of het grappig te vinden? Het is met opzet slecht geschreven en bij het eind loopt het over naar een referentie van die ene oude serie met die ene zwarte acteur die we nog steeds kennen..
When all else fails, you always have delusion.
Dat laatste stuk verpestte eigenlijk het hele stukquote:
Is het nou zo moeilijk om het te begrijpen en/of het grappig te vinden? Het is met opzet slecht geschreven en bij het eind loopt het over naar een referentie van die ene oude serie met die ene zwarte acteur die we nog steeds kennen..
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