Some say:
he thought Star Wars was a documentary.
he is mac compatible
Nu jullie
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and they're wrong.
quote:fixedOp dinsdag 28 september 2010 21:29 schreef Lysdexie het volgende:
EF, post niet je zelfgemaakte seal in je eigen topic
quote:ben ik het mee eens.Op dinsdag 28 september 2010 21:29 schreef Lysdexie het volgende:
EF, post niet je zelfgemaakte seal in je eigen topic
Ben ik niet van je gewend, zoon.
(Die hadden ze ook een keer)
quote:Dit is eren pareltje die wel open blijft, toch toch!?!?!? TOCH?!?!?Op dinsdag 28 september 2010 21:30 schreef Kakpizza het volgende:
Elmofan? Baggertopics?
Ben ik niet van je gewend, zoon.
http://motortorque.askapr(...)ig-introductions.asp
quote:Some say he is illegal in 17 US states, and he blinks horizontally...Op dinsdag 28 september 2010 21:33 schreef gammatent het volgende:
that his first name really is The, and that if he went on Celebrity Love Island they’d all be pregnant including the cameramen...
http://motortorque.askapr(...)ig-introductions.asp
and that he has a white helmet.
Some say he likes bum off jeremy clarkeson and he has no penis... all we know is, he's called the Stig
Some say that his politics are terrifying, and that he once punched a horse to the ground... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
Some say he watched the lord of the rings sixty twelve times and he was pissed off at gandalf for stealing his idea for a halloween costume. all we know he's called the stig.
Some say he's wanted by the CIA, and that he sleeps upside down like a bat... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
Some say he's the main cause of global warming and his stomach is reverse engineered to make the I-Phone. all we know is he's called the stig.
Some say his skin has the texture of a dolphin's, and that wherever you are in the world, if you tune your radio to 88.4, you can actually hear his thoughts... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
Some say if you see into his eyes you turn to stone and he had a playboy magazine in his hands when he was born. all we know he's called the stig
http://www.topgearshow.com/page/The+Stig+Quotes
Opgelost
quote:Nu gaan we ze zelf verzinnen
-he was the first to discover the clitoris
-he is feared by Chuck Norris
-his helmet is made of antimatter
-his energy cannot be described in a Hamilton operator
-that the Jacobian determinant for a transformation from 3D to his space cannot be calculated
-he was raised in Abraham Lincolns hat like a joey in a pouch
-his bodycells contain tripple walled endoplasmatic reticulum
-he needs thallium and mercury as minerals
.. all we know is, he's called the Stigquote:
-he wrote an episode of Seinfeld
-he eats solid rocket booster filling as an appetizer
-his urine can maken liquid helium solid
-he taught Haile Gebrselassie how to walk
-he robbed Pippi Langkous of her virginity
-he was assembled by the A-team with a welding device in a shed
-his farts contain high concentrations of ozone
-the only word he ever said was Eyjafjallajökull
- he sweats instead of farting.
- he is the proof that we can go faster than the speed of light on a moped.
- he has just one testicle and that it's protected by a helmet.
- he can't see trough the visor of his helmet and that he has perfect echolocation skills, even inside a vehicle.
- he can overtake a speeding truck in 3 different directions.
- he doesn't know the differenche between a cookie and a cereal.
- he only drinks coffee with unleaded fuel.
- his worst nightmare is when racingcars will have to drive on diesel.
- his real name isn't Stig.
- he is scared of grannies.
He asked on Fok! why he liked his own farts..
quote:Op vrijdag 1 oktober 2010 11:39 schreef Alehandro89 het volgende:
Some say
He asked on Fok! why he liked his own farts..
sorry.. 'k deed toch echt m'n best om te lachen...He walked up to ten Moroccans, and asked what their problem was.
quote:Tjsa, wat zal ik zeggen. Swing and miss.Op vrijdag 1 oktober 2010 11:46 schreef andreas612 het volgende:
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