LIT Literatuur, Taal en Kunst
Boekbesprekingen, vragen over schrijvers, je favoriete theaterstuk, de mooiste schilderijen of de beste musea. Een must voor alle liefhebbers van kunst, boeken, theater en taal.
"Iedereen wil zijn wat hij worden wil, maar wil is dat ik wil worden wat ik zijn wil. Want we kunnen beter achterlopen op de feiten, dan dat we allen voorlopen op de fouten."
- Pascal Griffioen -
- Pascal Griffioen -
"Another thing that got forgotten was the fact that against all probability a sperm whale had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet. And as this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this poor innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity as a whale before it then had to come to terms with not being a whale any more."
Indien u het niet eens bent met een van de door mij gedane uitlatingen bent u te dom om deze te begrijpen. Ik verzoek u dan ook zich verder van commentaar te onthouden.
"Het voordeel van je kut voelen is dat de tijd dan niet zo snel gaat" [/Herman Brood]
Action is the enemy of thoughts
Beter 1 kut in de hand, als de lucht van 10 !!
I will wear black untill they invent something darker ! & Heavy metal is best played with a Rapid fireing heavy machinegun.
quote:
Op woensdag 22 mei 2002 17:26 schreef KP het volgende:
Interessante of curieuze citaten.
quote:
It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.
-Winston Churchill
.
quote:Drs P. Maar dan net met 1 of 2 woorden anders waardoor het nog veel beter klinkt.
Als er in het Nederlands een sterker woord bestond dan haten dan zou het zeker op kinderen van toepassing zijn.
Het gaat slecht, verder gaat het goed.
-A rich man is one whose income is superior to his expense, and his expense equal to his wishes.
-History is little more than the register of the crimes, follies and misfortunes of mankind.
Edward Gibbon
quote:Jean Baudrillard
"We [Europeans] do not have either the spirit or the audacity for what might be called the zero degree of culture, the power of unculture. It is no good our trying more or less to adapt, their [Americans'] vision of the world will always be beyond our grasp, just as the transcendental, historical *Weltanschauung* of Europe will always be beyond the Americans. Just as the countries of the third world will never internalize the values of democracy and technological progress. There are some gaps that are definitive and cannot be bridged.""We shall remain nostalgic utopians, agonizing over our ideals, but balking, ultimately, at their realization, professing that everything is possible, but never that everything has been achieved. Yet that is what America asserts."
"I only sign for beautiful girls" Marat Safin
Een oud Joods spreekwoord zegt het volgende:
'Zoen nooit een lelijk meisje. Ze zal het overal rondbazuinen.'
WDV
quote:-Bob Dylan in 'World War 3 Blues'.
Half of the people can be part right all of the time,
Some of the people can be all right part of the time.
But all of the people canÕt be right all of the time.
I think Abraham Lincoln said that.
"Go ahead hate your neighbour, go ahead cheat a friend.[br]Do it in the name of heaven, you can justify it in the end" -Joan Baez[br]"Ah, but I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now" - Bob Dylan
Simon Carmiggelt:
'Ooit een normaal mens ontmoet, en... Beviel 't?'
WDV
[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Tristitia_Ante op 23-05-2002 20:31]
I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.
Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
-Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to
Greece
-Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to
Greece
Imprint the memory into the consciousness.
Rewrite the record.......
The thing you don't remember is the thing that didn't exist
Rewrite the record.......
The thing you don't remember is the thing that didn't exist
Everything that is worthwhile in life is scary. Choosing a school, choosing a
career, getting married, having kids--all those things are scary. If it is not
fearful, it is not worthwhile.
career, getting married, having kids--all those things are scary. If it is not
fearful, it is not worthwhile.
- Paul Tornier
Imprint the memory into the consciousness.
Rewrite the record.......
The thing you don't remember is the thing that didn't exist
Rewrite the record.......
The thing you don't remember is the thing that didn't exist
Friends are quiet angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble
remembering how to fly.
remembering how to fly.
Author unknown
Imprint the memory into the consciousness.
Rewrite the record.......
The thing you don't remember is the thing that didn't exist
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The thing you don't remember is the thing that didn't exist
Seks is het enige menselijk bedrijf waarbij professionals lager worden
aangeslagen dan amateurs.
-- midas dekkers
aangeslagen dan amateurs.
-- midas dekkers
nog eentje dan 
Een echte feminist
blijft staan als zij pist.
-- koot & de bie
Imprint the memory into the consciousness.
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The thing you don't remember is the thing that didn't exist
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The thing you don't remember is the thing that didn't exist
Nog enkele uit het verre Oosten:
Beheers je gedachte en je beheerst het leven Mensen die vuur met vuur bestrijden blijven achter met een hoop as Laat je niet in verleiding brengen als je weet hoe het afloopt Zoek het kwaad niet op, want het kwaad openbaart zichzelf
Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that
for some people it is a complete substitute for life.
Andrew Brown
for some people it is a complete substitute for life.
Andrew Brown
Never judge a book by its movie.
J.W. Eagan
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Douglas Adams
We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
Winston Churchill (1903)
I make it a thing, to glance in window panes and look pleased with myself.
"I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the
statues that are in all the other museums."
-- Steven Wright
statues that are in all the other museums."
-- Steven Wright
Imprint the memory into the consciousness.
Rewrite the record.......
The thing you don't remember is the thing that didn't exist
Rewrite the record.......
The thing you don't remember is the thing that didn't exist
Only the dead have seen the end of war.
---Plato
---Plato
Imprint the memory into the consciousness.
Rewrite the record.......
The thing you don't remember is the thing that didn't exist
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The thing you don't remember is the thing that didn't exist
"Wat is de toekomst anders dan het verleden dat zich omdraait in zijn slaap?"
[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Wwolfje op 03-08-2002 14:00]
Wat is de toekomst anders dan het verleden dat zich omdraait in zijn slaap?
"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them."
- Steve Martin
- Steve Martin
Laag vliegen is ook een kunst!!!
"ik vind gewoon alles KUT! (Nou, dan zou ik niet klagen)"
High hopes and aspirations, and years, above my station
Maybe
but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride
Maybe
but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride
Raar dat Cruijf nog niet genoemd is
- "Autisten met elkaar in contact brengen is net zoals delen door 0"
Waarom is dat raar?quote:Op zondag 9 oktober 2005 04:43 schreef Nembrionic het volgende:
Raar dat Cruijf nog niet genoemd is
(vrij, naar mezelf).
High hopes and aspirations, and years, above my station
Maybe
but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride
Maybe
but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride
Die heeft nogal wat curieuze uitspraken gedaan. En aangezien half NL op deze vent geilt leek het me wel voor de hand liggen.quote:Op zondag 9 oktober 2005 04:52 schreef R_ON het volgende:
[..]
Waarom is dat raar?
(vrij, naar mezelf).
- "Autisten met elkaar in contact brengen is net zoals delen door 0"
"When Adam and Eve first saw each other, that's when the blues started." - John Lee Hooker
- "Autisten met elkaar in contact brengen is net zoals delen door 0"
"Give the man a fire and he'll be warm for the night
Set the man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." (?)
Set the man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." (?)
Daar alleen kan Isabeau wonen
Daar alleen is Isabeautje zoet
Waar men stil en ongedwongen
Alles voor Isabeautje doet (* Yosomite )
Daar alleen is Isabeautje zoet
Waar men stil en ongedwongen
Alles voor Isabeautje doet (* Yosomite )
Volgens mij bedoelen ze hiermee met "lelijk" "gemeen".quote:Op donderdag 23 mei 2002 20:25 schreef Tristitia_Ante het volgende:
Dat als je vreemd gaat met een "'gemene" femme fatale, dat ze dan het iedereen gaat vertellen.
"And if a double-decker bus crashes in to us, to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die" - Morrisey
OP het fokkin' slagveld. .
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High hopes and aspirations, and years, above my station
Maybe
but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride
Maybe
but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride
Het sprookje van Gans & Grietje...
High hopes and aspirations, and years, above my station
Maybe
but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride
Maybe
but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride
quote:Op vrijdag 10 september 1934 21:00 sprak Rudolf Hess het volgende:
"Der Partei ist Hitler. Hitler, aber, ist Deutschland wie Deutschland Hitler ist! Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil!"
Mevrouw de Vries zegt nooit email; die zegt nog ouderwets 'emaaie'.
High hopes and aspirations, and years, above my station
Maybe
but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride
Maybe
but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride
I'd kill myself for you, I'd kill you for myself.
- It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious
- Digressions, objections, delight in mockery, carefree mistrust are signs of health; everything unconditional belongs in pathology.
- Digressions, objections, delight in mockery, carefree mistrust are signs of health; everything unconditional belongs in pathology.
Heeft Mulisch toch een keer gelijk.quote:"Het slechte zal altijd slechter zijn dan het goede goed is."
[ Bericht 4% gewijzigd door R_ON op 16-03-2006 20:39:19 (ik moet 'm wel goed citeren) ]
High hopes and aspirations, and years, above my station
Maybe
but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride
Maybe
but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride
"Dat je een blijf van mijn lijfhuis in gaat en vraagt: 'eejz, valt er hier nog wat te neuken?!'"
nee dus.
nee dus.
High hopes and aspirations, and years, above my station
Maybe
but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride
Maybe
but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride
Do like I did...
"Franky dear, I don't give a damn."
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"Franky dear, I don't give a damn."
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High hopes and aspirations, and years, above my station
Maybe
but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride
Maybe
but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride
Auszüge aus der Sportpalastrede von Joseph Goebbels.
quote:Ich frage euch: Wollt ihr den totalen Krieg? Wollt ihr ihn, wenn nötig, totaler und radikaler, als wir ihn uns heute überhaupt erst vorstellen können?
"The world will note that the first atomic bomb was dropped on Hiroshima, a military base."
"Je zat daar maar te denken dat dit stuk mechaniek 400.000 onderdelen had, allemaal geconstrueerd door de laagste inschrijver."
- David Scott (Apollo 15 astronaut)
Hij klinkt nog beter in het Engels.., maar die kan ik niet meer vinden
- David Scott (Apollo 15 astronaut)
Hij klinkt nog beter in het Engels.., maar die kan ik niet meer vinden
Have you ever picked your feet in Poughkeepsie?
"Het grootste genoegen dat ik ken is in stilte een goede daad te verrichten, die door een toeval aan het licht gebracht wordt. "
- Charles Lamb
- Charles Lamb
Have you ever picked your feet in Poughkeepsie?
'de laagste inschrijver'quote:Op donderdag 23 maart 2006 19:42 schreef Automatic_Rock het volgende:
"Je zat daar maar te denken dat dit stuk mechaniek 400.000 onderdelen had, allemaal geconstrueerd door de laagste inschrijver."
- David Scott (Apollo 15 astronaut)
Hij klinkt nog beter in het Engels.., maar die kan ik niet meer vinden
huh? wat?
- "Autisten met elkaar in contact brengen is net zoals delen door 0"
Degene die die onderdeeltjes het goedkoopst maken wilde.quote:Op donderdag 23 maart 2006 20:16 schreef Nembrionic het volgende:
[..]
'de laagste inschrijver'
huh? wat?
'Houd je kankerbek met je kleuterklasrijm,
voor tien euro had ik je vader kunnen zijn.'
DHC.
.
voor tien euro had ik je vader kunnen zijn.'
DHC.
.
"The world will note that the first atomic bomb was dropped on Hiroshima, a military base."
.
If you do not enjoy what you have, how could you be happy with more.
- Tibetan quote
- Tibetan quote
Jusqu'ici tout va bien...
We often find our destiny on the road that we have been avoiding.
- Jean de la Fontaine
- Jean de la Fontaine
Jusqu'ici tout va bien...
- weet niet van wiequote:Nothing worth having, comes easy
- een anoniem citaatquote:Cross that bridge when you come to it
Sit jou kop in die koei se kont en wag tot die bul jou kom holnaai
- Zuid Afrikaans gezegde
Don't need a map to know where this is going
- een gevatte onbekende
Tact is changing a conversation without changing your mind.
- Spanish quote
Most of our happiness depends on our disposition not on circumstances.
Martha Washington
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Victor Borge
Light dazzles whoever lives in darkness.
Saint Paul
Maurice! my arm is tired, wave it for me!
- King Racoon in Madagaskar
Satisfaction consists of doing things we were made for.
Marcus Aurelius
Actions are the best interpreters of thought.
T.H. Huxley
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. Now THAT'S relativity.{/i]
- Albert Einstein
[i]Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
- Woody Allen
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
- Albert Einstein
What we think, we become.
- Buddha
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That’ll teach you to keep your mouth shut!
- Ernest Hemingway
What's the use of sending a $2 million missile into a $10 tent to hit a camel in the butt?
- George W. Bush
The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
The man who views the world at 50 the same way as he did at 20, has wasted 30 years of his life.
- Muhammad Ali
- Zuid Afrikaans gezegde
Don't need a map to know where this is going
- een gevatte onbekende
Tact is changing a conversation without changing your mind.
- Spanish quote
Most of our happiness depends on our disposition not on circumstances.
Martha Washington
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Victor Borge
Light dazzles whoever lives in darkness.
Saint Paul
Maurice! my arm is tired, wave it for me!
- King Racoon in Madagaskar
Satisfaction consists of doing things we were made for.
Marcus Aurelius
Actions are the best interpreters of thought.
T.H. Huxley
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. Now THAT'S relativity.{/i]
- Albert Einstein
[i]Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
- Woody Allen
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
- Albert Einstein
What we think, we become.
- Buddha
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That’ll teach you to keep your mouth shut!
- Ernest Hemingway
What's the use of sending a $2 million missile into a $10 tent to hit a camel in the butt?
- George W. Bush
The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
The man who views the world at 50 the same way as he did at 20, has wasted 30 years of his life.
- Muhammad Ali
Jusqu'ici tout va bien...
quote:Op vrijdag 24 maart 2006 23:28 schreef Manono het volgende:
Sit jou kop in die koei se kont en wag tot die bul jou kom holnaai
- Zuid Afrikaans gezegde
Don't need a map to know where this is going
- een gevatte onbekende
Tact is changing a conversation without changing your mind.
- Spanish quote
Most of our happiness depends on our disposition not on circumstances.
Martha Washington
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Victor Borge
Light dazzles whoever lives in darkness.
Saint Paul
Maurice! my arm is tired, wave it for me!
- King Racoon in Madagaskar
Satisfaction consists of doing things we were made for.
Marcus Aurelius
Actions are the best interpreters of thought.
T.H. Huxley
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. Now THAT'S relativity.{/i]
- Albert Einstein
[i]Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
- Woody Allen
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
- Albert Einstein
What we think, we become.
- Buddha
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That’ll teach you to keep your mouth shut!
- Ernest Hemingway
What's the use of sending a $2 million missile into a $10 tent to hit a camel in the butt?
- George W. Bush
The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
The man who views the world at 50 the same way as he did at 20, has wasted 30 years of his life.
- Muhammad Ali
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Just because people like to eat a burger doesnt mean they like to know the cow
- geen idee van wie
- geen idee van wie
Jusqu'ici tout va bien...
The novelist does not long to see the lion eat grass. He realizes that one and the same God created the wolf and the lamd, then smiled, "seeing that his work was good."
-Andre Gide.
-Andre Gide.
"The world will note that the first atomic bomb was dropped on Hiroshima, a military base."
"Ze is bizar, fantastisch, nerveus, als iemand met koorts. Ik verdronk in haar schoonheid. Terwijl ik tegenover haar zat, voelde ik dat ik alles zou doen wat ze me zou vragen. Henry vervaagde plotseling. Zij was kleur en schittering en vreemdheid. Aan het eind van de avond had ik mij weten te bevrijden van haar macht. Ze bracht mijn bewondering om zeep door haar gepraat, haar enorme ego, vals, zwak, defensief. Het ontbreekt haar aan de moed te zijn wie ze is, sensueel, doordrenkt van ervaring. Alleen de rol die ze speelt houdt haar bezig. Ze lokt drama's uit om in te schitteren. Ik ben er zeker van dat het oprechte drama's zijn, oprechte chaos en een maalstroom van gevoelens, maar ik voel tegelijkertijd dat haar aandeel in ieder drama pose is [..] Ze is een actrice tot in iedere vezel. Het lukt me niet de kern van June te vatten."
Anais Nin.
Anais Nin.
High hopes and aspirations, and years, above my station
Maybe
but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride
Maybe
but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride
quote:Op donderdag 23 mei 2002 20:39 schreef DD_ het volgende:
"Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again"
- Rimmer (from Red Dwarf): "The difference between man and animals is that we don't use our tongue to clean our genitals."
- Unknown: "Fishing gives you a sense of where you fit in the scheme of things
Your place in the universe...I, mean, here I am, one small guy with a fishing pole on this vast beach and out there in the blue expanse of ocean are these hundreds of millions of fish...laughing at me."
- Franklin P Jones: "The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it."
- E.V. Lucas: "I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them."
- Samuel Goldwyn: "Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined."
- Franklin P Jones: "The most efficient labor-saving device is still money."
- Henry Louis Mencken: "No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public."
- "Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig." (proverb)
- "99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name." - Unknown
- I think it would be a good idea." - Mahatma Ghandi (1869-1948), when asked what he thought of Western civilization
- "A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic." - Joseph Stalin (1879-1953)
- "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams
- "In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder ann bloodshed but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love; they had five hundred years of democracy and peace and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock." - Orson Welles
- "If everything is under control, you are going too slow." - Mario Andretti (1940- )
- Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.--Rich Cook
- You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.--Ellen DeGeneres
- The last time somebody asked, "I find I can write much better with a wordprocessor.", I replied, "They used to say the same thing about drugs."--Roy Blount, Jr.
- The trick to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.--Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
- I filled out an application that said, "In Case of Emergency Notify". I wrote "Doctor"... What's my mother going to do?--Steven Wright
- "The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it." -William Gibson
- "The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat." -Lily Tomlin
- "Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked." -Jeff Pesis
- "I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book." Groucho Marx
- "To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target." -Ashleigh Brilliant
- I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers. (unknown)
- They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist.... (Last words of General John Sedgwick (1813-64))
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- Unknown: "Fishing gives you a sense of where you fit in the scheme of things
Your place in the universe...I, mean, here I am, one small guy with a fishing pole on this vast beach and out there in the blue expanse of ocean are these hundreds of millions of fish...laughing at me."
- Franklin P Jones: "The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it."
- E.V. Lucas: "I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them."
- Samuel Goldwyn: "Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined."
- Franklin P Jones: "The most efficient labor-saving device is still money."
- Henry Louis Mencken: "No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public."
- "Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig." (proverb)
- "99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name." - Unknown
- I think it would be a good idea." - Mahatma Ghandi (1869-1948), when asked what he thought of Western civilization
- "A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic." - Joseph Stalin (1879-1953)
- "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams
- "In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder ann bloodshed but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love; they had five hundred years of democracy and peace and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock." - Orson Welles
- "If everything is under control, you are going too slow." - Mario Andretti (1940- )
- Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.--Rich Cook
- You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.--Ellen DeGeneres
- The last time somebody asked, "I find I can write much better with a wordprocessor.", I replied, "They used to say the same thing about drugs."--Roy Blount, Jr.
- The trick to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.--Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
- I filled out an application that said, "In Case of Emergency Notify". I wrote "Doctor"... What's my mother going to do?--Steven Wright
- "The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it." -William Gibson
- "The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat." -Lily Tomlin
- "Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked." -Jeff Pesis
- "I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book." Groucho Marx
- "To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target." -Ashleigh Brilliant
- I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers. (unknown)
- They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist.... (Last words of General John Sedgwick (1813-64))
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"Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again"
I have not failed. I just found 10.000 ways that won't work..
- Thomas A. Edison
- Thomas A. Edison
Jusqu'ici tout va bien...
"That's not even a word!"
- Monica Geller.
- Monica Geller.
High hopes and aspirations, and years, above my station
Maybe
but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride
Maybe
but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride
"Ik weet zoveel dat ik mij niet schaam voor de dingen die ik niet weet" - Maarten van Rossum
Zojuist bij De Wereld Draait Door
Zojuist bij De Wereld Draait Door
- "Autisten met elkaar in contact brengen is net zoals delen door 0"
"Kent u die uitdrukking? Een scheve schaats rijden. Met spekjes."
Dominee Gremdaat.
Dominee Gremdaat.
High hopes and aspirations, and years, above my station
Maybe
but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride
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but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride
"No, no. The cousion. the cousion."
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but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride
"Sommigen hebben hun kruit al verschoten, anderen nog niet."
R_ON
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R_ON
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High hopes and aspirations, and years, above my station
Maybe
but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride
Maybe
but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride
Hitler heeft ook een paar heel navrante uitspraken:quote:Op donderdag 23 maart 2006 19:40 schreef JAM het volgende:
Auszüge aus der Sportpalastrede von Joseph Goebbels.
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Als hij nooit een fantast geweest ware, waar zouden we dan allemaal geweest zijn? Gelukkig heeft hij uiteindelijk geen gelijk gehad.quote:"Wenn manche sagen: »Sie sind ein Phantast!«, dann kann ich ihm nur antworten: »Sie Idiot!« Wenn ich nie in meinem Leben ein Phantast gewesen wäre, wo wären sie, und wo wären wir heute alle? Ich habe immer an die deutsche Zukunft geglaubt. Sie haben damals gesagt: »Sie sind ein Phantast!« Ich habe immer an die Auferstehung des Deutschen Reiches geglaubt, sie sagten immer: »Sie sind ein Narr!« Ich habe immer geglaubt an die Wiederaufrichtung einer deutschen Macht, sie sagten immer, ich sei wahnsinnig. Ich habe geglaubt an die Beseitigung unserer Wirtschaftsnot, sie sagten, das sei eine Utopie. Wer hat nun recht gehabt, der Phantast oder sie? Ich habe recht gehabt und ich werde auch für die Zukunft Recht behalten!" - aus einer Rede vom 20. Mai 1937
"Hij zat er bijna tot zijn ellebogen toe in"
(Wellicht is deze uitspraak eerder curieus dan interessant).
(Wellicht is deze uitspraak eerder curieus dan interessant).
High hopes and aspirations, and years, above my station
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but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride
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but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride
"Je mag best wat doen hoor (als het niet te veel gevraagd is). Idioot. Door jou heb ik al dat gezeik."
A. Kant.
A. Kant.
High hopes and aspirations, and years, above my station
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but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride
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but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride
This chick 'Marla', did not have testicular cancer.
The Narrator (Fight Club)
The Narrator (Fight Club)
- It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious
- Digressions, objections, delight in mockery, carefree mistrust are signs of health; everything unconditional belongs in pathology.
- Digressions, objections, delight in mockery, carefree mistrust are signs of health; everything unconditional belongs in pathology.
"I don't know nothing"
Manuel in Fawlty Towers
Manuel in Fawlty Towers
High hopes and aspirations, and years, above my station
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but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride
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but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride
"Nou weet hij toch onderhand wel hoe het zit? Ja, nu weet hij dat. Ik kan dat rustig doen."
High hopes and aspirations, and years, above my station
Maybe
but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride
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but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride
"There are two things infinite: the Galaxy and Human Stupidity. And I'm not sure about the galaxy." - Einstein
"Sure, two people can keep a secret. But only if one of them is dead." - weetnietmeer...
"Zelfs al waren vrouwen van glas, dan nog waren ze ondoorzichtig." - Oosterse shit
"Wie vraagt, is 5 minuten dom. Wie nooit vraagt, blijft eeuwig dom." - Oosterse shit
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"Sure, two people can keep a secret. But only if one of them is dead." - weetnietmeer...
"Zelfs al waren vrouwen van glas, dan nog waren ze ondoorzichtig." - Oosterse shit
"Wie vraagt, is 5 minuten dom. Wie nooit vraagt, blijft eeuwig dom." - Oosterse shit
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People come up to me and say, "What's wrong?" "Nothing." "Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile." "Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?"
"Drs. P. is tha Bomb. Yeah."
High hopes and aspirations, and years, above my station
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but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride
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but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride
"Los jij het dan ook maar op. Ze eten uit je hand."
R_ON
R_ON
High hopes and aspirations, and years, above my station
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but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride
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but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride
"That's the worst piece of philosophical beeeeeeeeewlshit i;ve ever heard!
It is so stupid, Yeah that's right, so stupid, No wait It's way paaaaast stupid.
That's going into a new catagory!"
It is so stupid, Yeah that's right, so stupid, No wait It's way paaaaast stupid.
That's going into a new catagory!"
Alleen mensen met liefde in hun leven groeien voorspoedig en worden sterker.
No room for the unlucky.
No room for the unlucky.
"De filosofie van Schopenhauer is het grootste psychologische bedrog uit de wereldgeschiedenis, het christendom even niet meegerekend."
~ Friedrich Nietzsche
Niet echt curieus, maar ik vind het zelf wel hilarisch, gezien zijn voorgeschiedenis met Schopenhauer.
~ Friedrich Nietzsche
Niet echt curieus, maar ik vind het zelf wel hilarisch, gezien zijn voorgeschiedenis met Schopenhauer.
I only go out to get me a fresh appetite for being alone.
Die komt uit de Götzen-dämmerung, of niet?quote:Op zaterdag 15 april 2006 23:21 schreef The.Lizard.King het volgende:
"De filosofie van Schopenhauer is het grootste psychologische bedrog uit de wereldgeschiedenis, het christendom even niet meegerekend."
~ Friedrich Nietzsche
Niet echt curieus, maar ik vind het zelf wel hilarisch, gezien zijn voorgeschiedenis met Schopenhauer.
De meesten vinden dat geen juiste interpretatie meer van Schopenhauer, maar desondanks, Nietzsche heeft zich sterk tegen Schopenhauer afgezet, die hij te pessimistisch, te weinig het leven beamend vond.quote:Schopenhauer. Schopenhauer, der letzte Deutsche, der in Betracht kommt (der ein europäisches Ereigniss gleich Goethe, gleich Hegel, gleich rich Heine ist, und nicht bloss ein lokales, ein "nationales"), ist für einen Psychologen ein Fall ersten Ranges: nämlich als bösartig Versuch, zu Gunsten einer nihilistischen Gesammt-Abwerthung des Lebens gerade die Gegen-Instanzen, die grossen Selbstbejahungen des "Willens um Leben", die Exuberanz-Formen des Lebens in's Feld zu führen. Er hat, der Reihe nach, die Kunst, den Heroismus, das Genie, die Schönheit, grosse Mitgefühl, die Erkenntniss, den Willen zur Wahrheit, die Tragödie als Folgeerscheinungen der "Verneinung" oder der Verneinungs-gkeit des "Willens" interpretirt - die grösste psychologische Falschmünzerei, die es, das Christenthum abgerechnet, in der Geschichte giebt. nauer zugesehn ist er darin bloss der Erbe der christlichen Interpretation: nur dass er auch das vom Christenthum Abgelehnte, die grossen r-Thatsachen der Menschheit noch in einem christlichen, das heisst nihilistischen Sinne gut zu heissen wusste (- nämlich als Wege zur ", als Vorformen der "Erlösung", als Stimulantia des Bedürfnisses nach "Erlösung"... )
Volgens mij is het inderdaad uit dat boek, ja. Erg interessant om te zien hoe hij zich losrukt van zijn vroegere zelf. Over zijn interpretatie van Schopenhauers werk: het ligt wel in lijn met zijn overige denkbeelden over ethiek. Hoewel je in zijn latere geschriften merkt dat hij Schopenhauer is blijven bewonderen. Terecht, trouwens.quote:Op zaterdag 15 april 2006 23:50 schreef Nekto het volgende:
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Die komt uit de Götzen-dämmerung, of niet?
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De meesten vinden dat geen juiste interpretatie meer van Schopenhauer, maar desondanks, Nietzsche heeft zich sterk tegen Schopenhauer afgezet, die hij te pessimistisch, te weinig het leven beamend vond.
I only go out to get me a fresh appetite for being alone.
TVP, leuke quotes
Stel dat er geen hypothetische veronderstellingen bestaan.
Is dit een schijnvraag waarin het antwoord al besloten ligt?
>>> Geen referrertje in sigs <<<
Is dit een schijnvraag waarin het antwoord al besloten ligt?
>>> Geen referrertje in sigs <<<
"Een erectie is een lichaamstransformatie die je van je neus niet zou pikken."
En mochten we vallen dan is het omhoog. - Krang (uit: Pantani)
My favourite music is the music I haven't yet heard - John Cage
Water: ijskoud de hardste - Gehenna
My favourite music is the music I haven't yet heard - John Cage
Water: ijskoud de hardste - Gehenna
quote:Op maandag 17 april 2006 17:53 schreef Bosbeetle het volgende:
"Een erectie is een lichaamstransformatie die je van je neus niet zou pikken."
Jusqu'ici tout va bien...
herman brusselmansquote:
En mochten we vallen dan is het omhoog. - Krang (uit: Pantani)
My favourite music is the music I haven't yet heard - John Cage
Water: ijskoud de hardste - Gehenna
My favourite music is the music I haven't yet heard - John Cage
Water: ijskoud de hardste - Gehenna
President Merkin Muffley: Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
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"One can't judge Wagner's opera Lohengrin after a first hearing,
and I certainly don't intend hearing it a second time."
-- Gioacchino Rossini
"Parsifal -- the kind of opera that starts at six o'clock and after it
has been going three hours, you look at your watch and it says 6:20."
-- David Randolph
and I certainly don't intend hearing it a second time."
-- Gioacchino Rossini
"Parsifal -- the kind of opera that starts at six o'clock and after it
has been going three hours, you look at your watch and it says 6:20."
-- David Randolph
Als een schaap over de dam is...
High hopes and aspirations, and years, above my station
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but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride
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but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride
"Het is bijna ontroerend."
High hopes and aspirations, and years, above my station
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but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride
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but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride
- "Blijf rustig zitten, er komt nog veel meer."
- Je krijgt 2 minuten om alles weer op zijn plek te zetten."
- In de Ikea: De 'Franky' is helaas uitverkocht, maar we hebben voor u nog wel de 'Benny' - alsof je godverdomme bij een homo-escorte bent.'
- Youp van 't Hek. .
- Je krijgt 2 minuten om alles weer op zijn plek te zetten."
- In de Ikea: De 'Franky' is helaas uitverkocht, maar we hebben voor u nog wel de 'Benny' - alsof je godverdomme bij een homo-escorte bent.'
- Youp van 't Hek. .
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High hopes and aspirations, and years, above my station
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but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride
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but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride
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