Omegle; talk to strangers!

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Op dinsdag 7 september 2010 17:00 schreef Dromenvangertje het volgende:
Stranger: ...is masturbating
You: Mcdonalds?
Stranger: yeah
You: Mcdonalds is masturbating?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: at the drive-thru
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Na aanleiding van dit dacht ik dat ik een FOK!er had

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Stranger: ...is masturbating
You: ZE GERMANS ATTACK US
You: FOK!
You: fok!
You: fok!?
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Stranger: Hi, my names bob
You: Hi, allah akbar
You: wtach out planes!
You: shhhhhhowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhjjssjj
You: BAM!
You: Now ur burning
You: in 15 min u should colapse
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You: Hi i`m a []D.[].[]V[].[]D.
Stranger: nah nigga u a wimp
You: Yep that also..
You: You like scrotums
Stranger: you look like a scrotum
You: Thanks! u ook like an asshole...
Stranger: you smell like one
You: Thats true, but i like it though...
Stranger: fag
You: it?
Stranger: you

Stranger: hello
You: hi
You: m here
Stranger: bimale here
You: i`m a []D.[].[]V[].[]D.
Stranger: p.m.p
Stranger: dun know what it means
You: pimp
Stranger: ah
You: i let people fuck 4 me for money i protect them
You: so you like to lick scrotums
You: and arses
Stranger: no
Stranger: I'm active

[ Bericht 26% gewijzigd door WhateverWhatever op 07-09-2010 17:53:44 ]

Ik had dus net net een Nederlander...

You: hi
Stranger: hey..asl?
You: you first
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Ja ik weet, niet grappig

Deel1

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You: hi
Stranger: hye
You: how are you
Stranger: fine, thanks
You: this is weird
Stranger: why
You: i dunno
Stranger: what do u mean
You: i dont now
You: this awsome
Stranger: what
You:
Stranger: are u okay? -_-"
You: Nothing to special
Stranger: hey stranger, u're strange
You: cool
Stranger: haha, cool rite
You: who made this site?
Stranger: some freak people i think
You: LAWL
Stranger: why'd you asked
You: You're gonna be on this site
You: Omegle; talk to strangers!
Stranger: whats it all about
Stranger: btw, is there any omegle which is full of japanese
You: awesome,but is about these kind of conversations.
You: I also have a topic about beards:P
Stranger: hey, ur not answering my question
You: which question?
Stranger: is there any omegle which is full of japanese?
You: Why,do you want to see little Japanese school girls get raped by there Father!!1!!1!!1!1
You: EINZ!1!!!11111!!!!
Stranger: no
Stranger: i just want to ask them about anime in japan
You: Anime:')But anyway just google: omegle Japan or something like that.
You: come on then say something.
Stranger: no, i've searched for it but cant find sumting like that
You: Then it doesn't ecsictt
You: sorry i mean excites
Stranger: do u mean exist
You: Yes sorry i am not from the UK or America but lets go on
Stranger: nope, it's okay
You: google and the lizard people now everything so if you cant find it on google i doesnt exist
Stranger: erm... its sad becoz i really want to watch the dc movie 14
You: dc movie 14?i am not an anime fan so i dont have a clue what that supposed to mean.
Stranger: detective conan
You: aahh
Stranger: XD
You: maybe this can help you
You: http://www.anime-movie-si(...)Lost-Ship-in-the-Sky
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i've gone through all website about detective conan but cant find anything
You: As i said before i am not an anime fan so i cant help you whit that but perhaps you can download it?
Stranger: no, even he raw is not out yet
Stranger: "the
You: Cant you just wait -_-''
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i think im addicted
You: You probably look like this chick
You: whait a sec
You: http://t0.gstatic.com/ima(...)rRIoDmu9DMM_MVAbVGo=
You: dude where are yoy
You: you
You: Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?
You: bro,where the fuck are you?
You: you're probably emo and killed your self.
Stranger: haha, wtf dude, i got some work just now
You: What for work
Stranger: some work related to anime i think
You: your kidding right?
You: And by the way are you a dude or chick
Stranger: dude
Stranger: why, r u looking for some hot chicks
You: I'm not looking for hot chick I just wonderd.
You: And your probably not hot either.
Stranger: haha, thats fuck, becoz i thought ur hot
You: i dint say i'm not hot
Stranger: r u hot then?
You: probably not
Stranger: then, ur not hot
You: how do you now? maybe i am a insecure emo/alto girl whit ''problems'' at home and therefore i cut my wrists and watch anime and hangout whit emo people at school.
Stranger: then, ur a hot emo girl who cut her wrists while watching anime titled hell girl and hangout wit some emo people at school?
You: no actually i am a 12 year old fat dude who chats whit complete strangers
Stranger: haha
You: no fo real
Stranger: go do some exercise, boy
You: like what.
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Stranger: fucking some emo people?
You: i now some people who are emo but they are ugly.I like women whit a strak lijfie strak kontje lekker laag makkupie you probably dont now what that means but the people who i will be showing to will
Stranger: erm.. i like woman barang baek, muke cantek bukan can taek, sopan santun bukan mcm salleh
Stranger: you probably dont now what that means
You: probably some Japanese bullshit
Stranger: haha
Stranger: its not japanese la bodo
You: i think we shoud do this more often
Stranger: its some kind of hotties girl but not emo like u
You: i am not emo
Stranger: haha
Stranger: r u sure
You: yes
Stranger: u seems like an emo girl
You: your the one that loves anime
Stranger: haha
Stranger: see
Stranger: u had started to become emo
You: again we shoud do this more often
Stranger: do what
You: this
Stranger: whats this
You: pipi vagina sex
You: just kiddin
You: kidding
Stranger: wow
Stranger: u're a young girl so stop talking about sex :p
You: i now i'm a retard
You: dude i told you i was a fat boy thats 12 year old
Stranger: haha
Stranger: just kidding, boy
Stranger: its fun to talked like that with u
You: same here
Stranger: where r u actually come from, boy
You: I was born in Ukraine but i live in Holland since i was 5
Stranger: erm...
You: yep
Stranger: boy, got fb?
You: FaceBook?nope
You: the only thing i got like that is is xbox livve
You: live
Stranger: owh
You: Why the oh

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You: hi
Stranger: asl???
You: My thing is wet, touch it :$
You: please:$
Stranger: wait
Stranger: let me see frst
You: no just touch it
You: make me horny,
You: tell me, what u wanna do with it
You: u dont wanna lick it
Stranger: yes i do
You: how bad?
Stranger: really bad!!
You: fuck, my spit makes my dick really wet:$
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Deel 3
ou: Well too bad
Stranger: why
You: It was fun having a conversation whit you
You: And i dont think i will come across more people like
You: Most other people her ar retards
Stranger: haha
You: right
You: so what now
Stranger: i dont know
You: and by the way just for the record i'm not emo
Stranger: haha
Stranger: im just joking
You: aight
You: picture of a hairy man
You: http://t1.gstatic.com/ima(...)Sir6e-RcraTM1KWFHCk=
Stranger: haha
Stranger: is that a monkey
You: lol
Stranger: hey boy, got msn?
You: like i told you the only thing if got like that is Xboxlive
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ok
You: i guess i'will never talk to you again
Stranger: haha
You: I think i am going to masturbate to hot chick
Stranger: haha
You: Whats up whit that haha
Stranger: dont know what else to type
You: well i am 12 so if i can think of something you can
Stranger: ur not 12 boy
You: yes i am
Stranger: i can just know from the way u talked
You: i swear but the only way i can prove it is by sending you a voice message on xboxlive but you dont have it so yhea
Stranger: haha
You: no fo real
Stranger: fine then
Stranger: ok bro
Stranger: time for me to go
Stranger: see ya
You: See you later
You: wel not really
You: lol
Stranger: bro, just live ur life
Stranger: bye
You: bye
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bro, just live ur life

dat zal ik altijd onthouden

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Op zondag 4 juli 2010 00:43 schreef Doublepain het volgende:

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Ik kom er serieus net achter dat jij dat ook al deed.

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Stranger: Hey
You: Hey
Stranger: asl?
You: Today something weird happened ;o
Stranger: what did happened? lol
You: I went to the market. A guy was sitting there with his stuff.
Stranger: mhmm go on
You: I threw 50 cents to the guy and took a little piece of art.
You: I threw it on the ground and jumped on it.
Stranger: lol why?
You: He said: "NO!!! MY ART WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!?!"
Stranger: mhm
You: I said: "Ik heb hem toch gekocht !!! mehehehe EINZ!1!11!!11@222!!2"
Stranger: lol was that suppose to be english?
You: En then there was een olifant with a big snuit and he blies het verhaaltje uit

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Op dinsdag 7 september 2010 19:31 schreef Lindgren. het volgende:

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Ik kom er serieus net achter dat jij dat ook al deed.
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De tering man ze drukken al weg als ik nog aan het typen ben

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Stranger: m 21 india
You: 18 f usa
Stranger: what do u do ?
You: I'm paid to clean urinals.
Stranger: that job sucks
You: I know.
You:
Stranger: don't u think baby
Stranger: yeh
You: yeah.
Stranger: then y don't u find another one
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Stranger: hi
You: HE GERMANS ARE ATTACKING US.
You: EINZ.
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: Wen greifen sie denn an?

Ik mis die ene gast

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Stranger: Horny?
You: yea
You: you
Stranger: Very
Stranger: asl?
You: i wanne fuck al the time
You: or i must fap\
You: do you fap?
Stranger: lol same here
Stranger: All the time
You: al the time fapping but how do you have sex?
Stranger: I let someone take over for me
You: aah that make sense
You: how many girl fap for you?
Stranger: Haven't kept track, quite a few though
bye

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Stranger: heya asl?
You: he geile man wul je neuke
You: ?
You: wanne fuck?
Stranger: oh yeah il suck ur nipple
You: my nipple wicts of the 3?
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ik heb geen 3 tepels hoor en hoef ook geen man

Stranger: hi
Stranger: from ?
You: holland
Stranger: do u speak german ?
You: nein
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WTF??

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Stranger: A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: do you remember that?
You: what?
Stranger: A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: ^^^
You: yes
Stranger: really then? what is it?
You: i dont fucking know
Stranger: haha so you lied
Stranger: you aren't an omegle vet
Stranger: nice nice
Stranger: it's what it used to say at the beginning of each convo
Stranger: no its the thing about lying
Stranger: now*
You: whatr now?
Stranger: ...?
You: http://forum.fok.nl
Stranger: no thanks
Stranger: i don't trust links
Stranger: bye kid
You: we can post these things on it
You: these conversations
Stranger: oh joy
Stranger: no thanks
Stranger: peace out bitches
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