Omegle; talk to strangers!

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Op dinsdag 7 september 2010 08:56 schreef trolololo het volgende:
Ik heb nu een Israelische jood op facebook dankzij Omegle

Omegle gaf mij 450 euro, dat was echt fantastisch.

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Op dinsdag 7 september 2010 10:18 schreef TimKuik het volgende:

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Omegle gaf mij 450 euro, dat was echt fantastisch.

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Op zondag 4 juli 2010 00:43 schreef Doublepain het volgende:

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godver, ik moest lachen

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: u fak ?
You: am i fake? no i am a real boy
Stranger: no i no mean
Stranger: i mean u do fak wit girl
You: i do fuck?
Stranger: with girl?
Your: lol yep
Stranger: i chinese, no good inglisch
You: but you like to fuck
Stranger: fak is to good
Stranger: no many girl like to fak
You: lol i don't think you know what your saying
Stranger: i say i like fak girl
You: i say your an idiot
Stranger: come her i fak u
You: sorry not gay
Stranger: i fak u, bye

deze is met een asome dud

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Stranger: and a blim blam
You: it is a community
Stranger: yo now?
Stranger: itsa
You: yoyo nl
Stranger: ting
Stranger: tat
You: tot
Stranger: u do
Stranger: oka?
You: oka what
Stranger: oka ting
Stranger: rit?
You: oh the ting i know
You: ;P
Stranger: ting dud
You: yes ting
You: ting yeahaae
Stranger: yeahohoh
Stranger: asome
You: yeah asome dude
You: asome
Stranger: asome
You: yeah right man
Stranger: n
Stranger: itsa rit
You: what
Stranger: rit
You: rit mon
Stranger: notta
Stranger: right
You: oh ok
Stranger: oka
You: steat laguage
Stranger: yeapa
You: yoyo thet si good man rit
Stranger: rit
Stranger: asome dud
You: how ere yuo
You: ??
Stranger: fina
Stranger: yu
You: alse fina
Stranger: asome
Stranger: asome
Stranger: asome
You: asome
You: stranger wat ere yuo doyng
Stranger: listena t musica
Stranger: dud
Stranger: asome
You: yeah asome
Stranger: asome
You: yo wich songah man asome
Stranger: im listena to tis famous kida
Stranger: yu now?
You: yoyo coel asome
Stranger: asome
Stranger: dud
Stranger: frikin
Stranger: asome
You: im listena to Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart alo asome
Stranger: oooo dud
Stranger: tis is do asome
You: yes frikin asome
Stranger: exacly
You: haw osame asome ere you bro
Stranger: m so asome tat yu cnt ven imagne
Stranger: dud
You: omh so asome whaou yeah
Stranger: yh dud
Stranger: frikin fukin asome
You: m so asome tat yu cnt now hw asome i em
Stranger: ASOME DUD
You: asome rigt dud ASOME YEAHEA
Stranger: ASOME YEEEEE HAAAAAAA
You: cool man kool
Stranger: rit
Stranger: dud
You: nuw wut
You: DUDE
Stranger: dnd know dud
You: i sse a chik out of the windw dude FRIKN ASOME
Stranger: omg is se hotta?
You: SE IS MAN ASOME
Stranger: ASOME DUDE
You: nt like this http://www.dailystab.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/ugly.jpg bt asome
Stranger: so asome dud
You: LIKE THIS http://www.weblo.com/asse(...)om_472cc6554c61c.jpg ASOME
Stranger: asome boobiez dud asome
You: ASOME rit
Stranger: rit
You: wat du se dude
Stranger: dud
Stranger: http://www.een website te goor voor woorden .html
Stranger: tis is asome
You: dude wtf
You: ASOME
You: I THINK SOO
Stranger: fukin asome
You: I'M N WORK DUDE
Stranger: oh
Stranger: wat do u do?
Stranger: dude
You: WURKING MAN
Stranger: asome
You: ASOME WORK
Stranger: asooooooooooooooome
Stranger: u cant wathc te vid?
Stranger: dude
You: i think not bro WHAT SORT OF VID IS IT BRO
Stranger: porn
Stranger: asome
You: OMG
You: I WAS CLOSE TO WATCH IT DUDE
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: asome
You: WHAT IS ASOME
Stranger: awesome
You: yes i know bro
Stranger: asome bro
You: ASOME
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/us(...)#p/a/u/1/okb3jiNlGYk
Stranger: watch it
Stranger: itts so asome
You: asome ASOME DUD COOL MAN
Stranger: i kno ASOOOOME
You: FRIKIN ASOME
Stranger: DMN rit
You:

Julian Mammie - ik voel me zo eenzaam( www.sterrenmuziek.nl)

You: TIS ONE IS SUPR ASOME DUDE
You: asome sng
Stranger: ASOME
You: GOOD VOICE BRO GOOD VOICE
Stranger: whicha language?
You: HOLLANDS BRO
Stranger: asome
You: ASOME RIGT
You: I GNNAGO DUD
You: BY BRO
Stranger: bye bro
Stranger: asome chat
Stranger: btw
You: yeah

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Op dinsdag 7 september 2010 10:18 schreef TimKuik het volgende:

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Omegle gaf mij 450 euro, dat was echt fantastisch.

Stranger: hi asl
You: hi!
You: 13, hermaphrodite, Congo
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Op dinsdag 7 september 2010 12:29 schreef ManInBurka het volgende:
deze is met een asome dud
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AWESOME

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Stranger: hi
You: heeeee
Stranger: bianca??
You: yes!
Stranger: what no way
You: wtf!
Stranger: BENEDICTO???

You: BIANCO BENEDICTO! :D:D
Stranger: NO WAY
You: I misspelled my own name
You: that's weird
Stranger: serious?
You: serious
You: is it you peter?
You: peter griffin?
Stranger: FUCK YOU YOU ARENT BIANCA
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Op dinsdag 7 september 2010 12:46 schreef Martijn_16 het volgende:

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HAHAHA

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You: hoihoi
Stranger: hi
You: hoi
Stranger: whatts up!
Stranger: hoi means what
You: up whatts???
You: hi
You: asome rigt
Stranger: are bored
You: you are typing
Stranger: are you bored?
You: yes otherwise i will not be here
You: rigt
You: where you from
Stranger: india
Stranger: okay what should i right for you?
You: oh ok i am form the netherlands
You: i don't know
You: tell me how the live is in india
You: ife
You: life
Stranger: india is hot country
Stranger: but this is rainy season
You: in holland it is always rainy
Stranger: it's raining heavily...so we are enjoying rains
You: are you also running in the rain
Stranger: yah ...........
You: oh ok
Stranger: i love rain
You: i'm not
Stranger: you like sunlight right
You: i want the sun back
You: yes
Stranger: we always like what we don,t get easily
You: if the sun shines for one week it will rain the week afterwards
You: will it snow in india when it is winter
Stranger: in india sun shines for 3 -4 months...........then rains for 3 months continuously
You: lol wut
You: are you getting free from school in the 3 months rian
Stranger: in some parts..........do u know mount everest
You: yes sure
Stranger: know we have holidays in summer
Stranger: in that region only snow falls
You: oh ok
Stranger: snow fall is like dream for us
You: :p
You: it is fun
You: making snowmans
You: that sort of stuff
You: but the traffic is down some times
Stranger: snowmans hahaha
Stranger: okay are you married
You: no you?
Stranger: no
You: ok it was nice to talk to you
You: bye
Stranger: ok bye..........you can contact me at -@gmail.com

deze gast gaf mij zijn email
(heb m weg gehaald voor het geval dat iemand er misbruik van kan maken)

You: how old are you
Stranger: 17
You: ah okay
Stranger: you?
You: 32
Stranger: male or female?
You: male
Stranger: haha me too
You: kinda scary, isnt it
You: hahaha
You: no rly
You: im a 15 year old female
You: im just kidding with u
You: most people disconnect me after i joke around
Stranger: oh really bc im a 65 yr old male
You: thats..
Stranger: wanna be my hot young thang?
You: horny..
Stranger: lol jk
You: id love to.
You: wanna play with my wet pussy ?
You: id do anything to pleasure you !
You: my old hott grandfather !
Stranger: want some of this big juice cock?
Stranger: i want to stick it in your mouth and make you suck it hard
Stranger: lol
You: you make me so wet, im playing with my pussy now.. thinking of you fucking me so hard ! and all your wrinkels over your hot sexy body
You: i want to lick your hairy nipple's
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ok dan niet.

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Op dinsdag 7 september 2010 16:55 schreef ElmoFan het volgende:

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Ik vind jou echt eng

ik deel deze mening

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Op dinsdag 7 september 2010 16:57 schreef DeBassist het volgende:

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ik deel deze mening

stel je aan

Stranger: ...is masturbating
You: Mcdonalds?
Stranger: yeah
You: Mcdonalds is masturbating?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: at the drive-thru
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Stranger: horny girl?
You: ye, totally
Stranger: nice
You: How about you?
Stranger: same

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You: HI
Stranger: hi
You: where do you live
You: im in the netherlands
You: i talk some for you
Stranger: Uk...
You: je bent een lelijke mongool, met je vieze gore kutkop, sletje homo kutnegerin.
You: oke.
You: i said: hi, i like you
You: :p
Stranger: lol.....
Stranger: that is some long txt for jus hi i like u
Stranger: m a guy btw
You: oh
You: ima girl
Stranger: nice...
Stranger: how old may u be?
You: ik wil je neuken geiltje.
You: 20
You: wil je neuken of niet?
You: nee?
You: dan niet laat maar.

Stranger: horny?
Stranger: asl?
You: well yes
You: I'm always horny
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: ???
You: first things first
You: are you going at it already?
You: spanking the monkey..
Stranger: IF YOUR A F
You: jerking the one eyed snake
You: slapping the german helmet
You: well yes I'm an f
Stranger: HELL YEA I AM
You: great!
Stranger: ARE YOU FINGERING?
You: not yet
You: but I need to lube it up first
Stranger: bra size?
Stranger: age?
You: bra? ... for the record.. by F you meant fagot right?
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You: THE GERMANS ARE GOING TO ATTACK US, BE PREPARED FOR THE WORST !!!!!!!1111EEiiNNZZ>..,<,,.
Stranger: Heya do you give good head?
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ok ik dacht ik pas me even aan, aan de omegle taal..

Stranger: hi
You: HORNY?!
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is het nog niet goed

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Stranger: hi there stranger
You: hi there stranger
Stranger: ASL?
You: ASL ?
Stranger: stop it
You: stop it
Stranger: no you
You: no you
Stranger: lalala not listening
You: lalala not listening
Stranger: stop ittt
You: stop ittt
You: ..
Stranger: im stupid
You: HAHA YOURE STUPID !
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Echt, alleen maar mensen daar die willen weten of je Bi, gay of hetro bent...

gewoon niemand om normaal mee te praten...

WTF?! heeft Omegle nu serieus ook captcha's ?

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Op dinsdag 7 september 2010 17:00 schreef Dromenvangertje het volgende:
Stranger: ...is masturbating
You: Mcdonalds?
Stranger: yeah
You: Mcdonalds is masturbating?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: at the drive-thru
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Na aanleiding van dit dacht ik dat ik een FOK!er had

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Stranger: ...is masturbating
You: ZE GERMANS ATTACK US
You: FOK!
You: fok!
You: fok!?
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Stranger: Hi, my names bob
You: Hi, allah akbar
You: wtach out planes!
You: shhhhhhowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhjjssjj
You: BAM!
You: Now ur burning
You: in 15 min u should colapse
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You: Hi i`m a []D.[].[]V[].[]D.
Stranger: nah nigga u a wimp
You: Yep that also..
You: You like scrotums
Stranger: you look like a scrotum
You: Thanks! u ook like an asshole...
Stranger: you smell like one
You: Thats true, but i like it though...
Stranger: fag
You: it?
Stranger: you

Stranger: hello
You: hi
You: m here
Stranger: bimale here
You: i`m a []D.[].[]V[].[]D.
Stranger: p.m.p
Stranger: dun know what it means
You: pimp
Stranger: ah
You: i let people fuck 4 me for money i protect them
You: so you like to lick scrotums
You: and arses
Stranger: no
Stranger: I'm active

[ Bericht 26% gewijzigd door WhateverWhatever op 07-09-2010 17:53:44 ]

Ik had dus net net een Nederlander...

You: hi
Stranger: hey..asl?
You: you first
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Ja ik weet, niet grappig

Deel1

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You: hi
Stranger: hye
You: how are you
Stranger: fine, thanks
You: this is weird
Stranger: why
You: i dunno
Stranger: what do u mean
You: i dont now
You: this awsome
Stranger: what
You:
Stranger: are u okay? -_-"
You: Nothing to special
Stranger: hey stranger, u're strange
You: cool
Stranger: haha, cool rite
You: who made this site?
Stranger: some freak people i think
You: LAWL
Stranger: why'd you asked
You: You're gonna be on this site
You: Omegle; talk to strangers!
Stranger: whats it all about
Stranger: btw, is there any omegle which is full of japanese
You: awesome,but is about these kind of conversations.
You: I also have a topic about beards:P
Stranger: hey, ur not answering my question
You: which question?
Stranger: is there any omegle which is full of japanese?
You: Why,do you want to see little Japanese school girls get raped by there Father!!1!!1!!1!1
You: EINZ!1!!!11111!!!!
Stranger: no
Stranger: i just want to ask them about anime in japan
You: Anime:')But anyway just google: omegle Japan or something like that.
You: come on then say something.
Stranger: no, i've searched for it but cant find sumting like that
You: Then it doesn't ecsictt
You: sorry i mean excites
Stranger: do u mean exist
You: Yes sorry i am not from the UK or America but lets go on
Stranger: nope, it's okay
You: google and the lizard people now everything so if you cant find it on google i doesnt exist
Stranger: erm... its sad becoz i really want to watch the dc movie 14
You: dc movie 14?i am not an anime fan so i dont have a clue what that supposed to mean.
Stranger: detective conan
You: aahh
Stranger: XD
You: maybe this can help you
You: http://www.anime-movie-si(...)Lost-Ship-in-the-Sky
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i've gone through all website about detective conan but cant find anything
You: As i said before i am not an anime fan so i cant help you whit that but perhaps you can download it?
Stranger: no, even he raw is not out yet
Stranger: "the
You: Cant you just wait -_-''
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i think im addicted
You: You probably look like this chick
You: whait a sec
You: http://t0.gstatic.com/ima(...)rRIoDmu9DMM_MVAbVGo=
You: dude where are yoy
You: you
You: Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?
You: bro,where the fuck are you?
You: you're probably emo and killed your self.
Stranger: haha, wtf dude, i got some work just now
You: What for work
Stranger: some work related to anime i think
You: your kidding right?
You: And by the way are you a dude or chick
Stranger: dude
Stranger: why, r u looking for some hot chicks
You: I'm not looking for hot chick I just wonderd.
You: And your probably not hot either.
Stranger: haha, thats fuck, becoz i thought ur hot
You: i dint say i'm not hot
Stranger: r u hot then?
You: probably not
Stranger: then, ur not hot
You: how do you now? maybe i am a insecure emo/alto girl whit ''problems'' at home and therefore i cut my wrists and watch anime and hangout whit emo people at school.
Stranger: then, ur a hot emo girl who cut her wrists while watching anime titled hell girl and hangout wit some emo people at school?
You: no actually i am a 12 year old fat dude who chats whit complete strangers
Stranger: haha
You: no fo real
Stranger: go do some exercise, boy
You: like what.
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Stranger: fucking some emo people?
You: i now some people who are emo but they are ugly.I like women whit a strak lijfie strak kontje lekker laag makkupie you probably dont now what that means but the people who i will be showing to will
Stranger: erm.. i like woman barang baek, muke cantek bukan can taek, sopan santun bukan mcm salleh
Stranger: you probably dont now what that means
You: probably some Japanese bullshit
Stranger: haha
Stranger: its not japanese la bodo
You: i think we shoud do this more often
Stranger: its some kind of hotties girl but not emo like u
You: i am not emo
Stranger: haha
Stranger: r u sure
You: yes
Stranger: u seems like an emo girl
You: your the one that loves anime
Stranger: haha
Stranger: see
Stranger: u had started to become emo
You: again we shoud do this more often
Stranger: do what
You: this
Stranger: whats this
You: pipi vagina sex
You: just kiddin
You: kidding
Stranger: wow
Stranger: u're a young girl so stop talking about sex :p
You: i now i'm a retard
You: dude i told you i was a fat boy thats 12 year old
Stranger: haha
Stranger: just kidding, boy
Stranger: its fun to talked like that with u
You: same here
Stranger: where r u actually come from, boy
You: I was born in Ukraine but i live in Holland since i was 5
Stranger: erm...
You: yep
Stranger: boy, got fb?
You: FaceBook?nope
You: the only thing i got like that is is xbox livve
You: live
Stranger: owh
You: Why the oh

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You: hi
Stranger: asl???
You: My thing is wet, touch it :$
You: please:$
Stranger: wait
Stranger: let me see frst
You: no just touch it
You: make me horny,
You: tell me, what u wanna do with it
You: u dont wanna lick it
Stranger: yes i do
You: how bad?
Stranger: really bad!!
You: fuck, my spit makes my dick really wet:$
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ou: Well too bad
Stranger: why
You: It was fun having a conversation whit you
You: And i dont think i will come across more people like
You: Most other people her ar retards
Stranger: haha
You: right
You: so what now
Stranger: i dont know
You: and by the way just for the record i'm not emo
Stranger: haha
Stranger: im just joking
You: aight
You: picture of a hairy man
You: http://t1.gstatic.com/ima(...)Sir6e-RcraTM1KWFHCk=
Stranger: haha
Stranger: is that a monkey
You: lol
Stranger: hey boy, got msn?
You: like i told you the only thing if got like that is Xboxlive
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ok
You: i guess i'will never talk to you again
Stranger: haha
You: I think i am going to masturbate to hot chick
Stranger: haha
You: Whats up whit that haha
Stranger: dont know what else to type
You: well i am 12 so if i can think of something you can
Stranger: ur not 12 boy
You: yes i am
Stranger: i can just know from the way u talked
You: i swear but the only way i can prove it is by sending you a voice message on xboxlive but you dont have it so yhea
Stranger: haha
You: no fo real
Stranger: fine then
Stranger: ok bro
Stranger: time for me to go
Stranger: see ya
You: See you later
You: wel not really
You: lol
Stranger: bro, just live ur life
Stranger: bye
You: bye
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hier in een keer

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bro, just live ur life

dat zal ik altijd onthouden

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Op zondag 4 juli 2010 00:43 schreef Doublepain het volgende:

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Ik kom er serieus net achter dat jij dat ook al deed.

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Stranger: Hey
You: Hey
Stranger: asl?
You: Today something weird happened ;o
Stranger: what did happened? lol
You: I went to the market. A guy was sitting there with his stuff.
Stranger: mhmm go on
You: I threw 50 cents to the guy and took a little piece of art.
You: I threw it on the ground and jumped on it.
Stranger: lol why?
You: He said: "NO!!! MY ART WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!?!"
Stranger: mhm
You: I said: "Ik heb hem toch gekocht !!! mehehehe EINZ!1!11!!11@222!!2"
Stranger: lol was that suppose to be english?
You: En then there was een olifant with a big snuit and he blies het verhaaltje uit

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Op dinsdag 7 september 2010 19:31 schreef Lindgren. het volgende:

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Ik kom er serieus net achter dat jij dat ook al deed.
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De tering man ze drukken al weg als ik nog aan het typen ben

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Stranger: m 21 india
You: 18 f usa
Stranger: what do u do ?
You: I'm paid to clean urinals.
Stranger: that job sucks
You: I know.
You:
Stranger: don't u think baby
Stranger: yeh
You: yeah.
Stranger: then y don't u find another one
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Stranger: hi
You: HE GERMANS ARE ATTACKING US.
You: EINZ.
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: Wen greifen sie denn an?

Ik mis die ene gast

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Stranger: Horny?
You: yea
You: you
Stranger: Very
Stranger: asl?
You: i wanne fuck al the time
You: or i must fap\
You: do you fap?
Stranger: lol same here
Stranger: All the time
You: al the time fapping but how do you have sex?
Stranger: I let someone take over for me
You: aah that make sense
You: how many girl fap for you?
Stranger: Haven't kept track, quite a few though
bye

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Stranger: heya asl?
You: he geile man wul je neuke
You: ?
You: wanne fuck?
Stranger: oh yeah il suck ur nipple
You: my nipple wicts of the 3?
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ik heb geen 3 tepels hoor en hoef ook geen man

Stranger: hi
Stranger: from ?
You: holland
Stranger: do u speak german ?
You: nein
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WTF??

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Stranger: A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: do you remember that?
You: what?
Stranger: A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: ^^^
You: yes
Stranger: really then? what is it?
You: i dont fucking know
Stranger: haha so you lied
Stranger: you aren't an omegle vet
Stranger: nice nice
Stranger: it's what it used to say at the beginning of each convo
Stranger: no its the thing about lying
Stranger: now*
You: whatr now?
Stranger: ...?
You: http://forum.fok.nl
Stranger: no thanks
Stranger: i don't trust links
Stranger: bye kid
You: we can post these things on it
You: these conversations
Stranger: oh joy
Stranger: no thanks
Stranger: peace out bitches
Your conversational partner has disconnected.