Omegle; talk to strangers!

omegle is voor mensen zonder zelfvertrouwen ga toch chatrouletten man; dan zie je ook nog eens wat.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo yo yo wassup homie
Stranger: hi male here =)
You: female
Stranger: from
You: USA
Stranger: r u horny
You: YES
You: im naked in bed
Stranger: if u have cam
Stranger: give me ur msn
You: Im not sure
You: If i wanna give u
Stranger: if u dont like me
Stranger: u can delete me
You: how old are u
Stranger: 19
You: perfect im 20
Stranger: soo why r u waitin still
Stranger: =)
You: im not sure
Stranger: come on just write that
You: HAHAHA KIDDING IM A MALE EINZ EINZ EINZ

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: say something funny please
Stranger: penis cookies
Stranger: u want teh cheezes
Stranger: i lyk teh cheezes
You: mwoa, almost
You: a bit funnier please
Stranger: i got raped by a mating pig with AIDs and a crack in his donkey.
You: Thats better, almost there
Stranger: last night i came through my window without opening it then i went to Hell and said hi to justin bieber while i was there and he yelled cheezes and then but raped my mom in the cold summer of june beside a melting fire
You: Cool
You: Sequal please
Stranger: ok...
Stranger: then when the fire turned to ice i lowered justin biebers dead body into a melting pot of hard fluids and got lady gaga to ass rape him in the face with her mom ehile singing likr a pig in july and shaking her ass to me looking out the window of a house in the house that is actually a cow which is ded so i am ded.
You: That's plain bullsheit >_<
Stranger: lol
Stranger: sorry
You: I dont blame you, sequals always suck. The third part is always the best
Stranger: ok...
Stranger: nah, i just dont think when i type
Stranger: lol
You: (*it was a hint )
Stranger: third part?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: then i sat at the window waiting or the ice to melt into rainbow cookies so i could bring them to poor, rich orphans with lots of money. Then i would go to my house and steal my own car and crash it into a tree then be like 'justin bieber crashed my car into a farking tree' FML then i would love the ground god walked on in hell.
You: , u r Maestro
Stranger: lol
You: Please write a story which has the protagonist of a pig marrying a dragon
Stranger: protaga what now?
Stranger: i'm writting
Stranger: so then i ate jusin bieber cozz he was pissing me of cozz he crashed my car that i crashed. then i saw a pig and i was all like 'holy crap a flying pig' then your mom came up to me and slapped me in the face and ran away and then this bad ass dragon walked up to me and was all like 'that pig is my husband' but the dragon was a guy so i'm all 'wtf' then the flying pis swooped down and started making out with the dragin but the dragion accidentally burnt the pig to death with his fire so then he cried while eating his gay pig lover.
Stranger:
Stranger: ?
Stranger:
Stranger: FINE IM LEAVING THEN
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Ja, ik moest even brood smeren

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Op vrijdag 2 juli 2010 12:58 schreef Doublepain het volgende:

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Dan zie mensen fappen, nou dan zie je wat.!

daar doelde ik ook op

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
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Wtf ik doe een keer op video zie je zon gastje die met zijn piemel zit te spelen

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You: goodday
Stranger: lol back at ya mate
You: how are you this fine day
Stranger: umm fine u
Stranger: ?
You: i'm good, it's a bit hot in here
Stranger: oww lucky where r u?
Stranger: its cold in australia
You: germany lol
Stranger: oww that why
You: australia nice
Stranger: ehhh
Stranger: asl
Stranger: if u dont mind
You: 46/f/russia
Stranger: wow why r u on this
Stranger: but u just sai germany
You: yes i'm on holiday in germany
Stranger: ok
Stranger: and why r u on this ur 46
Stranger: no offence
Stranger:
You: how's the crocodile hunting business by the way
Stranger: ummm yeah it fine
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
You: whats ur name?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: stewart
Stranger: what's yours?
You: my name is rick
Stranger: hi rick
You: i'm never gonna give you up stewart
You: never gonna let you down
Stranger: yes?
Stranger: go on
You: LOL LOL FUCKING HOMO
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 14 vietnam female
You: u?
Stranger: wah
Stranger: i ever been to vietnam
You: u like?
Stranger: yap
Stranger: love poo 2000
You: aha, me like sex with men!
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: fuck me?
Stranger: OK
You: go on
Stranger: FEEL MY STROKES
You: mmm
Stranger: and presser of my palms on ur boobs
Stranger: oooooohhhhh yes
You: you make my cock so hard baby
Stranger: then move backward
You: HAHAHAHAHA
You: pwned!
Stranger: haahaa
You: ok bye
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi±
You: say something funny
Stranger: ur ugly
You: not funny , summit else
You: whats 4 divided by potatoe?
Stranger: chips
You: nope strawberry
You: you suck
Stranger: ur a freak
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: Hello!
You: How u doin?
Stranger: I'm alright. What about you?
You: Me so horny
You: And you?
You: ?
Stranger: i'm an elephant. I don't get along with rhinos.
You: Oh that's a bummer
You: cause im a blonde chick looking for hot steamy sex
Stranger: Nasty.
You: Nice
Stranger: Sorry. I don't like blonde chicks. They're disguisting whores.
You: What!
You: You are a fucking cunt
Stranger: So therefore, you've just proven that you blondies are.
You: go fuck yourself
Stranger: I can't be a cunt, I'm a male.
You: you goddamn retard
You: your dick is small
You: !!!
Stranger: I'm not retarded, I'm deaf.
You: No your fuckin homo
You: Even god hates you!
Stranger: See? See? Blonde girls get their panties in a wad and go cry about it.
You: Go fuck yourself!!!
Stranger: God doesn't exist.
You: He does and he hates you fucker
Stranger: Nope, he doesn't exist.
You: Well actually im a male and i think your behaviour is very inappropriate!
You: So maybe you should be banned from society
You: ?
Stranger: Oh, yeah, totaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally.
You: Alrighty then

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiii
Stranger: asl
You: im masturbating
You: wanna help?
You: alright im not masturbating
You: i was lying to you
You: please spank me
You: pleaaaassseeeeee
You: !
Stranger: r u girl
You: yes
You: why?
Stranger: wanna sucks my cock
You: no actually im a guy
You: i was lying to you
You: please spank me
Stranger: im a be
You: pleeeaassseeee
Stranger: bisex
You: your a bee?
Stranger: r u a gay
You: no im strawberry
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You:hi
stranger:hi
you:from?
Stranger:India
you:cool
stranger: you?
you:holland
stranger: haha tat's real 'cool'.. Haha.. Lol..
You: Yea....

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: fag
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dit is leuker dan ik dacht

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Stranger: Harry Potter?
You: Shh. Don't tell anyone!
Stranger: How is Ginny?
Stranger: and the kids>?
You: Fine, fine! I can't mention details..
Stranger: are you at the burrow?
You: Yeah! Where the hell are you?!
You: You're supposed to be home at ten o'clock, young man!
Stranger: But dad! my name is Jame Sirius Potter, so i was born to be a rebel
You: I don't care, me and your mom raise you as a good kid!
You: What is life doing with you?!
Stranger: im just chillin at hogwarts, and albus is a pain in the ass, im tired of him
You: Dump that loser
You: I always knew that you were better than him
Stranger: so im your favorite kid?
You: Ofcourse you are!
You: We'll show everyone that you're the best kid in the world
Stranger: even better than lily?
You: Even better!
You: Lots better!
Stranger: well, im going to play quidditch, so seeee ya!
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Nooit een Harry Potter boek gelezen of gezien, geen idee waar 'ie het over had.

elke keer als ik M zegt disconnecten ze

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Op vrijdag 2 juli 2010 12:49 schreef chewbacca_maatschappij het volgende:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: www.FORUM.FOK.NL
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www.forum.fok.nl?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Meow (:
You: Um.. Grauw?
Stranger: No
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey asl
You: me 18 horny female
You: from poland
Stranger: nice
Stranger: im 18 m horny
Stranger: from ireland
Stranger: whats your name sexy
You: nice country ireland?
Stranger: yes
You: me anuschka
You: you name?
Stranger: andrew
Stranger: how big are your boobies
You: my boyfriend like boobs me!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi plz can u help me?
Stranger: with what?
You: my boyfriend and me want to have sex but he won't get an erection from me
Stranger: well their is something wrong with that
You: yes im horny
You: he is too
You: but his penis isn't big enough
Stranger: thats not good
You: no
Stranger: dump him
You: im horny now
You: i can only fuck him
You: we are home alone
Stranger: true lol
You: i dont even like him
Stranger: so where do i come into it
You: tell me how he gets an erection
You: he has a small penis
You: and im already naked
You: so i dont understand whats wrong
Stranger: well if ur naked he should have one
Stranger: r u hot?
You: he has a very tiny penis
You: yes i am
Stranger: is he gay?
You: no but he did fucked my cat yesterday i think. he stood there butt-naked with my cat in his hands
Stranger: well he'd rather fuck cats
You: is that normal?
Stranger: no its notreally
You: he said it was too warm and my cat was pooping on the floor
You: but there was no poopoo
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Kan nog best leuk zijn, dat Omegle. Je moet alleen wel de juiste mensen treffen.

[ Bericht 100% gewijzigd door Nocturnal.shadow op 03-07-2010 22:25:57 ]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi?
Stranger: asl?
You: asl?
Stranger: 17 f china
You: china?
Stranger: yes
You: yes?
Stranger: yes
You: yes?
Stranger: YES
You: YES?
Stranger: No .
You: No?
Stranger: yes
You: yes?
Stranger: YES YES
You: YES YES?
Stranger: yes no yes yes no yes
You: yes no yes yes no yes?
Stranger: YES YES NO YES NO YES NO
You: YES YES NO YES NO YES NO?
Stranger: :l
You: :| ?
You: You're boring. Copy cat!
You have disconnected.

You: hey
Stranger: hi
You:
Stranger: how are you?
You: good what about you
Stranger: what city and state/country are you from?
Stranger: i'm good
You: why do you want to know all that.... eh im dutch
You: do you know when you came to the chat it said something about a PEDO ALERT....
Stranger: so they alerted you about yourself?
You: no about you lol retard
You: only pedo's want to know where people exactly live
Stranger: i didn't ask for your address, did i?
Stranger: and how can i be a pedo when i'm only 17?
Stranger: whos the retard now you dumb son of a bitch?
You: well im younger so it gave out a pedo alert
You: btw you can be lying about your age
You: dumbass
Stranger: you could too
Stranger: faggot
You: LOL IM NOT GAY
Stranger: i would kill you.
You: LOL TERRORIST
Stranger: because THE MOB ROCK DUMB SHOTS AT YA WIG HOE
You: funny thing threaths on internet dont work pussy
You: lol loser
Stranger: funny thing is you'd never say that to my face
You: funny thing is that you probably wouldnt even dare talking to me
You: lol FAG FACE
Stranger: funny thing is you'd be shitting your pants when i got this 44 mag pointed at your face
You: lol funny thing is YOU ARENT LICENSED FOR A 44 MAG LOL
You: EPIC FAIL
Stranger: funny thing is i really am.
You: 17 YEAR OLD TRYING TO BE A THUG LOL FAKE
Stranger: funny thing is i'm not 17
You: YEAH SURE
Stranger: i'm 24
You: OH AND THATS WHY YOU ARE A PEDO
Stranger: you dumb whore
You: LOL CAUGHT
Stranger: nope.
Stranger: you have no proof you dumb faggot
You: I DO HAVE LOL
Stranger: what, a dick in your mouth?
You: LIKE YOU DONT HAVE PROOF ABOUT ANYTHING
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i do...
You: 70 YEAR OLD FAGGOT PEDO
Stranger: you got a pedo fetish
Stranger: first thing you talked about was pedos
You: LOL YOU ARE TOO SERIOUS FOR YOUR OWN GOODWILL
You: FUCKING INTERNET LOSER
Stranger: you're probably gonna be a pedo someday
Stranger: you got nothing but pedos on your mind
You: LOL SEEMS YOU GOT MORE OF A SICK MIND, GUNS PEDO LYING LOL WHAT MORE?
Stranger: whats good with the all caps?
You: IM 17.. I CANT BE A PEDO lol give me a break
Stranger: you aint scaring nobody
You: CAPS IN YOUR FACE LOL
Stranger: okay, i'm 24
You: OH SAME AS YOU, YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A GUN LOL
Stranger: what you gonna do about it
You: LIKE I WOULD BELIEVE IT
Stranger: nothing

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hi..name's rick..hu?
You: mine's not
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