Victor: Hi, my name is Victor. How may I help you?
You: hi
You: i have a problem with my limited edition bonus key
Victor: Elaborate please?
You: i have entered it and still havent received my unlocks
You: it said valid code and i still cant use the tracerdart gun etc.
You: and yesterday i talked to a collegue of yours and they would email me back but they arent replying
You: so i would like to know if you can help me
You: because i have paid extra for something i still cant use
Victor: This is a known issue, the veteran status feature is facing some issues and this is also affecting the game unlocks for some customers. We would request you to please visit the below given FAQ and click on the "Notify Me by Email" BUTTON, you would receive an email once the issue is resolved.
httpYou: //support.ea.com/cgi-bin/ea.cfg/php/enduser/std_adp.php?p_li=&p_sid=1g1-smWj&p_sp=&p_faqid=46458
You: ok but its just a mather of time that i will unlocks the limited edition stuff by gaining progress in the game
You: what is EA gonna do about the fact that i paid extra for nothing?
Victor: Some of the stuffs yes.
You: some of the stuff?
You: no i will unlock it all
Victor: Some unlocks.
You: and what does it has to do with my vetereran status?
You: i can use the M1 Garand if i want but it sucks
You: and all of the rest i will unlock between tonight and tommorownight
Victor: It is also effected to the Veteran site.
You: so the code you have to redeem for limited edition is effected by the veterans stuff?
Victor: Only the in game unlocks.
You: the unlocks like the tracer dart and the alternative fire for vehicles?
Victor: Yes.
You: how did u guys managed to link those 2 things up...
Victor: They are in the hand of the developers.
You: but ok, ill have to wait and see my money go down the drain
Victor: No, it will not. It will fixed soon.
You: yea but SOON I will unlock all the stuff myself by being full of win
Victor: Hope it will resolve today only.
You: so then my spend money will be no use
You: you think they gonna resolve it today?
You: and only today?
You: not for tomorrow?
Victor: I hope so.
You: that kinda sucks...
You: then i will be able to use my tracer dart today and tommorow it will be gone...?
Victor: Just wait for the fix and you all the issue will be solved.
You: just wait?
Victor: Yes.
Victor: *your
You: I paid 50 euros for this game, waited another week before i could play online without being disconnected within 3 seconds and you tell me to "just wait"?
You: thats not so nice...
You:

You: i dont like waiting
You: i have choppers flying over my head all the time
You: only thing i can do now is watch them flying by
You: you know what i would like?
You: take out my fucking tracerdart, pin that motherfucker up and take i down with my big ass RPG!
You: and dance around my room when the show is over
You: but now im just sitting here and "waiting" for you guys to "fix" stuff
You: you know what Victor?
You: im gonne fap myself to sleep while I cry
You: thanx for your support
You: tell your boss you do a pretty fine job
Victor: I apologize for any inconvenience.
Victor: I can understand the frustration.
You: inconvenience, you can say that yea
You: bye victor
Victor: Thank you for your participation. Have a wonderful day.
For future reference, a transcript of this chat can be found within the ‘My Stuff’ above.
You: Yea I would like to read this epic conversation again after i get owned by some Apache or Havoc
You: makes me cry less
You have disconnected.