In the summer of 2011 one movie will fok! you up!..... Miramax presents: A Paul Verhoeven/Jan de Bont Production directed by Fluffy_Augurk:
Fok! the Movie! Starring worlds most critically acclaimed actor and gardner Patch as Harry Patch special agent of FMT
Harry Patch used to be a government agent but now he spends his days drunk or on his way to drunkness. He was a POW in the deadly prisoncamp Namur, during the Battle of the Lowlands for almost 2 years. He escaped but left his best friend Fred Hornage behind. The government accused Harry Patch of betrayal and turned their back on him. Harry Patch sought comfort in cheap booze and sleazy women. His former boss General DyonvBaal comes to see him and informs him that his buddy Fred Hornage is still alive in Namur. Harry wants to redeem himself and sobers up. He and a crack commando unit go to Namur. The commando's are the fearless Captain Zoot, Dopkoe heavymachinegunner, the sniper skittleman, communicationsofficer Falco,Tunnelexpert Flitspaal,Navajo pathfinder Lonewolf and demolitionsexpert Intrepidivity. They cross the Belgium border and hook up with the leader of the Flanders Partizans SamuelofSEK. He informs them that Fred Hornage is held hostage by the Belgium Junta lead by a mysterious man who goes by the alias of Chielus. A sleazy mediatycoon billionaire who has a deadly device called the Fok! Fred Hornage tried to steal the Fok! and kill his inventor madprofessor Gillingham. The commando's and the partizans get ambushed by a elite team of assassins lead by the sadistic fighting machine Mr A. His team contains the overagressive ironfisted Tombolafan, the torture expert Mennoson, the knifethrowingduo Victorinox and Sheridana, Machine Gun Mike and Gorro the Shinobi. They kill captain Zoot, Skittleman and Flitspaal. Dopekoe, Intrepidivity and resistance leader SamuelofSEK are taken to Namur. Patch escapes with Lonewolf and Falco. They are going after their buddies. When they almost reach them Falco turns out to be a traitor. He shoots Lonewolf through the head with a silenced pistol. Patch and Falco fight but Falco manages to shoot Patch 4 times. Falco takes off. Patch is found by a priest called SaintofKillers. He brings him to a hospital. Patch falls in love with the young doctor Wyccie. SaintofKillers and Wyccie turn out te be the other leaders of the resistance. Together they go to Namur to fight Chielus and his band of psychopaths and save the world from the doom that the Fok! will bring and destroy Belgium so Dutch people will be in France sooner......
The world needs a new hero.... superheroes don't excist.... John McClane is a over the hill wannabe cowboy... Rambo is a hippie with a beerbelly... Rocky is a punch drunk jerk.... James Bond is ruined by allimonybills and STD's.... Murtaugh and Riggs retired last year.....Ethan Hunt only jumps on Oprah couch..... Indiana Jones got buttfucked by Spielberg and Lucas... Frank Martin is just a driver..... Robert Langdon has the sexappeal of a tomato...Chev Chelios is a drugaddict with a heart condition.... Riddick is a ridiculous brainless idiot.... Jason Bourne has alzheimer's disease..... Dirty Harry is now living in Florida and playing shuffleboard....
Move over losers! Here comes Harry Patch..... A hero with muscles, brains, sexappeal and the common sense to use a condom....
Harry Patch a popular college professor in Theater and Filmscience is selected by FMT to join them
as a top secret agent. The FMT stands for Federal Movie Treasury. A organisation whose goal is
to prevail the magic of movies and protect the knowledge of the art of movies for mankind.
After an initial training period Harry Patch and his buddy Fred Hornage investigate a series of murders that
seem unrelated but they al resemble deathscene's from famous moviescene's. They think they're on the trail of a
serial killer but stumble upon a conspiracy by the Belgian governement to rule the world.....
Some people want to save the world others love to watch it burn........
While Harry Patch and Fred Hornage try to unveil the plot against movieconnaisseurs, a civil war breaks out in Belgium. Incited by a
cunning sleazy mediatycoon called Chielus. A man with great movieknowledge wich he uses to create a plan
to rule the world. He managed the entire Belgian Governement to their knees. Chielus installs his good friend
and General California as the leader of the Junta that now takes control over Belgium. Chielus enforcer
the ruthless and violent Mr A enlist a couple of psychopaths to form a elite killing team..... Meanwhile blind Priest Saint of Killers, doctor Wyccie and unionleader SamuelofSEK start the resistance .....
[ Bericht 14% gewijzigd door mr_anonimous op 30-07-2009 14:40:28 ]
Stansfield: I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven.
Mathilda: I am already grown up, I just get older.
Mathilda: I think we'll be OK here, Leon.
Winnaar Josh Holloway Award 2009 en Remy Bonjasky Award 2009