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51monmaandag 13 juli 2009 @ 20:14
Hi
Please accept my apologies for not speaking Dutch. I got a question to people who know Amsterdam. I need to get a self-defence weapon. Preferably something small and handy, that doesn't kill. Is pepper spray legal in Netherlands? Does anybody know some good weapon shop or similar?


Thanks
Quirmaandag 13 juli 2009 @ 20:16
Walk into one of those cosy-looking shops, y'know, the one with the red lights.
Maisnonmaandag 13 juli 2009 @ 20:17


You can get some convenient hyena guards in the P.C. Hooftstraat
Megumimaandag 13 juli 2009 @ 20:19
Only a small nuclear bomb will protect you in this city. If you plan to go by taxi.
Ezechielkmaandag 13 juli 2009 @ 20:19
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Op maandag 13 juli 2009 20:14 schreef 51mon het volgende:
Hi
Please accept my apologies for not speaking Dutch. I got a question to people who know Amsterdam. I need to get a self-defence weapon. Preferably something small and handy, that doesn't kill. Is pepper spray legal in Netherlands? Does anybody know some good weapon shop or similar?


Thanks
Try a taser
Powerkiwimaandag 13 juli 2009 @ 20:22
Why are you going 2 amsterdam and where r u from?
You should try the "Politie" shops.
longinusmaandag 13 juli 2009 @ 20:25
We have "Bart Smit"shops that sell non deadly weapons here, and therel egal to
Virus3000maandag 13 juli 2009 @ 20:30
-_Tommy_-maandag 13 juli 2009 @ 20:32
No, but if you use hairspray and a lighter it will work..
Buschettamaandag 13 juli 2009 @ 20:44
It's illegal in Holland to defend yourself.against anything. It's also a crime to even consider protecting yourself even without weapons. So in this you already are planning to break our laws.

I reported you to our fantastic police force and it's very likely you'll be put in hold for questioning and possibly executed on one of our famous cheese markets. Since this website is closely working together with law enforcement to intercept people like you I wish you the best of luck.
PWSteal.Ldpinch.Dmaandag 13 juli 2009 @ 21:08
In Amsterdam we have a strange and dark place called the "Bijlmer". I've heard from a secret source that they sell self-defense weapons there, openly on the streets! You should consider going there and try talking to one of the locals, perhaps they have connections. The people selling these weapons are probably hostile, so you should consider taking a self-defense weapon with you.
Zerokumaandag 13 juli 2009 @ 21:09
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Op maandag 13 juli 2009 20:14 schreef 51mon het volgende:
Hi
Please accept my apologies for not speaking Dutch. I got a question to people who know Amsterdam. I need to get a self-defence weapon. Preferably something small and handy, that doesn't kill. Is pepper spray legal in Netherlands? Does anybody know some good weapon shop or similar?


Thanks
Find the black Nigerian people in Amsterdam, they know how to cheat.
Magnetronmaaltijd_maandag 13 juli 2009 @ 21:11


Mai neem is Sjonnie, This is mai familly and were from Holland!
51monmaandag 13 juli 2009 @ 21:13
Haha, Holland is apparently full of comedians. I'm not intending to commit any crimes but I have to see some people. Everything will probably go just fine, but if worse come worst, I need to defend myself. "Bart Smit" seamed to sell just games and politie means police. Does anybody have any real suggestions. Thank you very much.
allnicksweretakenmaandag 13 juli 2009 @ 21:16
try www.marktplaats.nl
#ANONIEMmaandag 13 juli 2009 @ 21:17
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Op maandag 13 juli 2009 21:13 schreef 51mon het volgende:
Haha, Holland is apparently full of comedians. I'm not intending to commit any crimes but I have to see some people. Everything will probably go just fine, but if worse come worst, I need to defend myself. "Bart Smit" seamed to sell just games and politie means police. Does anybody have any real suggestions. Thank you very much.
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at the "Christine Le Duc" store. Almost everyone has one these days. Just ask someone in the streets for the nearest location.
Vanquish_maandag 13 juli 2009 @ 21:17
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Op maandag 13 juli 2009 21:13 schreef 51mon het volgende:
Haha, Holland is apparently full of comedians. I'm not intending to commit any crimes but I have to see some people. Everything will probably go just fine, but if worse come worst, I need to defend myself. "Bart Smit" seamed to sell just games and politie means police. Does anybody have any real suggestions. Thank you very much.
Buy a knife block set at a local kitchen shop.
Buschettamaandag 13 juli 2009 @ 21:19
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Op maandag 13 juli 2009 21:13 schreef 51mon het volgende:
Haha, Holland is apparently full of comedians. I'm not intending to commit any crimes but I have to see some people. Everything will probably go just fine, but if worse come worst, I need to defend myself. "Bart Smit" seamed to sell just games and politie means police. Does anybody have any real suggestions. Thank you very much.
Even though my post seems like a joke (and it is to me) it is unfortunately the real truth (somewhat exaggerated)
Stoeprandmaandag 13 juli 2009 @ 21:32
Why do you need a weapon, actually?
Zerokumaandag 13 juli 2009 @ 21:33
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Op maandag 13 juli 2009 21:13 schreef 51mon het volgende:
Haha, Holland is apparently full of comedians. I'm not intending to commit any crimes but I have to see some people. Everything will probably go just fine, but if worse come worst, I need to defend myself. "Bart Smit" seamed to sell just games and politie means police. Does anybody have any real suggestions. Thank you very much.
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Op maandag 13 juli 2009 21:09 schreef Zeroku het volgende:

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Find the black Nigerian people in Amsterdam, they know how to cheat.
Stoeprandmaandag 13 juli 2009 @ 21:35


If you know how to use it, it isn't lethal.
Won't be difficult to find this in Amsterdam.
Buschettamaandag 13 juli 2009 @ 21:42


Also take in account we have undercover militia that roam the street at night scouting for foreigners.
This is one of their front men.
[img]http://www.middle-east-online.com/pictures/big/_21410_Geert_Wilders.jpg[img]
Stoeprandmaandag 13 juli 2009 @ 21:45
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Op maandag 13 juli 2009 21:42 schreef Buschetta het volgende:
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Also take in account we have undercover militia that roam the street at night scouting for foreigners.
This is one of their front men.
[img]http://www.middle-east-online.com/pictures/big/_21410_Geert_Wilders.jpg[img]
Oh boy! Almost forgot that one! Make sure you don't run into this guy.
Lolquemaandag 13 juli 2009 @ 21:47
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Op maandag 13 juli 2009 21:17 schreef J0kkebr0k het volgende:

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at the "Christine Le Duc" store. Almost everyone has one these days. Just ask someone in the streets for the nearest location.


Why do you need a weapon?
Weapons are for girls and for pussies that are to scared to fight fair.
Stoeprandmaandag 13 juli 2009 @ 21:50
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Op maandag 13 juli 2009 21:47 schreef Lolque het volgende:

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Why do you need a weapon?
Weapons are for girls and for pussies that are to scared to fight fair.
TS should tell us why he/her has to defend him/herself. Maybe we could send the KLB knok-ploeg.
Noorsevikingmaandag 13 juli 2009 @ 21:53
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Op maandag 13 juli 2009 21:17 schreef J0kkebr0k het volgende:

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at the "Christine Le Duc" store. Almost everyone has one these days. Just ask someone in the streets for the nearest location.


Buy this!

If it has the same effect as in GTA,
U can't get anything better...
51monmaandag 13 juli 2009 @ 22:18
I'm not going to commit any crimes. I don't want to use knifes. I need to sort out some things and I might get into a situation were I have to defend myself against many. Sorry, I can't get into more details.
Stoeprandmaandag 13 juli 2009 @ 22:20
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Op maandag 13 juli 2009 22:18 schreef 51mon het volgende:
I'm not going to commit any crimes. I don't want to use knifes. I need to sort out some things and I might get into a situation were I have to defend myself against many. Sorry, I can't get into more details.
Are you from Albanië?
geelkuikentjemaandag 13 juli 2009 @ 22:20
Ik vind dat er best wel een Nederlandse post gedaan mag worden in dit topic. Je gaat maar naar babelfish of zo voor de vertaling. Je huurt maar een grote boze neger en je hebt een zelf verdedigingswapen.
remmertjuhmaandag 13 juli 2009 @ 22:22
www.bigfrank.nl
Supersoepmaandag 13 juli 2009 @ 23:01
It's always amazing to see how any Dutch grammatical errors in posts get pointed out within the minute, followed by a whole lot of ridiculing, yet this particular topic, filled to the brim with errors left and right, gets completely ignored.

It's both hilarious and ironic. It seems we're not very bilingual after all.
Vanquish_maandag 13 juli 2009 @ 23:25
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Op maandag 13 juli 2009 23:01 schreef Supersoep het volgende:
It's always amazing to see how any Dutch grammatical errors in posts get pointed out within the minute, followed by a whole lot of ridiculing, yet this particular topic, filled to the brim with errors left and right, gets completely ignored.

It's both hilarious and ironic. It seems we're not very bilingual after all.
Quirmaandag 13 juli 2009 @ 23:28
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Op maandag 13 juli 2009 23:01 schreef Supersoep het volgende:
It's always amazing to see how any Dutch grammatical errors in posts get pointed out within the minute, followed by a whole lot of ridiculing, yet this particular topic, filled to the brim with errors left and right, gets completely ignored.

It's both hilarious and ironic. It seems we're not very bilingual after all.
Wat, jij neemt na de OP dit topic serieus? Jouw engels loopt trouwens ook niet echt lekker, een beetje geforceerd.
Petermaandag 13 juli 2009 @ 23:30
pepperspray is not legal, nor are any obvious self-defence-weapons. Just take a pocket-knife and an umbrella. (i.e. Baseball bats and crossbows are only allowd if you travel from home to a game/training v.v.)
Irritatie100maandag 13 juli 2009 @ 23:35
I've been to Amsterdam on Queensday, unarmed , while wearing a Feyenoord-bracelet and I'm still alive. So I'd say: no need for weapons.
fullmetaldinsdag 14 juli 2009 @ 00:08
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Op maandag 13 juli 2009 23:35 schreef Irritatie100 het volgende:
I've been to Amsterdam on Queensday, unarmed , while wearing a Feyenoord-bracelet and I'm still alive. So I'd say: no need for weapons.
Shit, you'd have more lsurviving % taking a shit on a godfathers table! How did you manage that?


They sell these in Africa for less then a chicken

Import with TNT, they are cheaper.
fullmetaldinsdag 14 juli 2009 @ 00:11
Owjeah
Handy against irritating 65+
Hitpoints 3-5
Probability for a heart attack instant kill 8.5%
Supersoepdinsdag 14 juli 2009 @ 00:18
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Op maandag 13 juli 2009 23:28 schreef Quir het volgende:

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Wat, jij neemt na de OP dit topic serieus? Jouw engels loopt trouwens ook niet echt lekker, een beetje geforceerd.
Oh, ik zie al de niet-serieuze reacties wel, maar dat neemt niet weg dat het nog steeds vol staat met fouten. Normaliter boeit me dat geen fluit, maar op FOK! is dat wel grappig met al die taalpuristen hier.
Klonkdinsdag 14 juli 2009 @ 06:58
en een slotje

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