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kwam deze site tegen:

www.fmylife.com

echt hilarische stukken staan erop:
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Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML
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Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML
en deze is te erg, ik laat met mijn zieke huisgenoot nooit mijn tandenborstel meer in de wc liggen:
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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room... my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
dus verveel je je een moment en wil je lachen check die site, en plaats de leuke hier

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ok
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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML
das wel ziek....
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FML is gewoon te zalig!
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Today, I got an "Enlarge your penis" email for the millionth time. I was about to dismiss it when I saw the FW: from my wife. FML
  dinsdag 30 juni 2009 @ 13:38:00 #7
8898 Darklight
The Truth Will Set You Free
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Today, my husband of ten years was playing the Sims. I asked him about the house he built. Apparently, it was his dream house, and he recreated himself as a Sim so he could live in it. Then I asked him where the wife was. There was no wife. It was his happy place. FML
  dinsdag 30 juni 2009 @ 13:39:01 #8
50623 Matty___
Konichiwa Bitches
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Deze muziek smaakt naar bier :)
Es bedarf keiner Psychoanalyse, um festzustellen, dass das Leben ein einziger Friedhof gescheiterter Pläne ist!
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2008 belde.
"I'm interested in anything about revolt, disorder, chaos, especially activity that appears to have no meaning.
It seems to me to be the road toward freedom. - Jim Morrison"
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Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doc inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML
tja, als het een vrouwelijke lekkere arts is
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hehe nooit van gehoord! wel koel!
  dinsdag 30 juni 2009 @ 13:49:08 #12
198540 BoerBert
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Op dinsdag 30 juni 2009 13:43 schreef geenfiets het volgende:

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tja, als het een vrouwelijke lekkere arts is
Die verhalen zijn altijd zo fout, hoe verzonnen ze ook zijn
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Op dinsdag 30 juni 2009 13:38 schreef Darklight het volgende:

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  dinsdag 30 juni 2009 @ 13:50:16 #14
6253 HeatWave
Apex Predator
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Oud, en dubbel dus.
A gentle wave of heat flows over the FOK! forum
Get woke, go broke!
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