Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Who made that man a gunner?
I did sir. He's my cousin.
Who is he?
He's an asshole sir.
I know that! What's his name?
That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
And his cousin?
He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!
How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
Yo!
I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
Keep firing, assholes!
Free speech?....... Yeah about as free as a Ferrari!!
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
Laboro te salutante