F*** My Life

quote:

Op woensdag 8 juli 2009 10:26 schreef -Willempie- het volgende:

[..]


[..]


[..]

quote:

Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML

quote:

Today, I found out that not only has my father been cheating on my mother with another woman, but they have a child together with the same name as me. FML

quote:

Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML

quote:

Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML

quote:

Today, while in the shower, my roomates thought it would be really funny if they threw my cat in with me. The doctor who gave me the stitches also thought so. FML

quote:

Today, I saw my girlfriend going into my best friend's dorm room and suspected her to cheat on me so I placed a camera in his room to spy on them. In the end, I discovered that my girlfriend has problems in math and both my best friend and brother are gay. FML

quote:

Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML

quote:

Today, I saw my girlfriend going into my best friend's dorm room and suspected her to cheat on me so I placed a camera in his room to spy on them. In the end, I discovered that my girlfriend has problems in math and both my best friend and brother are gay. FML

quote:

Op zondag 19 april 2009 21:42 schreef svefn het volgende:
ik kom er na een stuk of 50 van die dingen gelezen te hebben, pas achter dat elke begint met 'today'



die zou ik eigenlijk op die site moeten posten

quote:

Op zondag 19 april 2009 21:42 schreef svefn het volgende:
ik kom er na een stuk of 50 van die dingen gelezen te hebben, pas achter dat elke begint met 'today'



die zou ik eigenlijk op die site moeten posten

quote:

Op donderdag 20 augustus 2009 19:06 schreef Trafasi het volgende:
Today, me and my boyfriend were having sex. After 10 minutes, when we change the position he shouted: "Power Rangers - Transform!" FML

quote:

Today, I saw a video of me last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" naked. FML

SPOILER

Om spoilers te kunnen lezen moet je zijn ingelogd. Je moet je daarvoor eerst gratis Registreren. Ook kun je spoilers niet lezen als je een ban hebt.

quote:

Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML

quote:

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML

quote:

Today, my girlfriend jumped, naked, onto my computer desk, with the intention of having sex on it. A new, £250 computer desk, broken beyond repair. And we didn't even have sex. FML

quote:

Op vrijdag 21 augustus 2009 01:17 schreef Graseter het volgende:
Oud topic ?

quote:

Today, my boyfriend threw me a going-away party. During the party, I caught him in my bedroom hooking up with my friend because "you're leaving soon anyway so it doesn't matter." I'll only be gone for 6 weeks. FML

quote:

Today, my ex showed up at my door with chocolates and flowers. I've liked him since I was 13, starting dating him when I was 15. He proposed when I was 22. I am now 24, and yesterday was our wedding day. He didn't show. FML

quote:

Op zaterdag 22 augustus 2009 10:50 schreef 2cv het volgende:
Gevalletje van vergissing in de dag en een zwaar overtrokken reactie van die muts (lijkt mij).

quote:

Op zaterdag 22 augustus 2009 11:46 schreef Mikkie het volgende:

[..]

Als je je vergist in je trouwdag ben je wel een enorme droplul. Dat bestaat niet.

quote:

Today, my ex showed up at my door with chocolates and flowers. I've liked him since I was 13, starting dating him when I was 15. He proposed when I was 22. I am now 24, and yesterday was our wedding day. He didn't show. FML

quote:

Op zaterdag 22 augustus 2009 14:07 schreef Magic-IRC het volgende:

[..]

Ik ben het niet met jou eens:
[..]

Ze zijn intussen gescheiden, na hooguit 2 jaar getrouwd te zijn.
Wie gaat er dan op de trouwdag zelf (terwijl je intussen gescheiden ben) nog bij je ex langs?

quote:

Op zaterdag 22 augustus 2009 14:09 schreef Mikkie het volgende:

[..]

Ik lees het anders: vanaf haar 13e vond ze hem leuk, vanaf haar 15e een stelletje, op haar 22e heeft hij haar gevraagd. Nu is ze 24 en zouden ze gisteren eindelijk gaan trouwen, maar daar is ie dus niet op komen dagen. En daarom is het nu dus haar ex.