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Je houdt niet van langen tepels?quote:Op zaterdag 18 april 2009 00:40 schreef raaavi het volgende:
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Oja, jij was die user met die smerige FoBo.
Ikke wel lijkt me geweldigggggggggggggg
//Jij bent een user waar er meer van zouden moeten zijn, zhe devilll // Ik dacht dat je schreef Hitler ofzo//Huillie is mine!
kids zonder emoticons! Je weetz wel tog?quote:
//Jij bent een user waar er meer van zouden moeten zijn, zhe devilll // Ik dacht dat je schreef Hitler ofzo//Huillie is mine!
quote:Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
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Emoticons hebben we genoeg hier. In overvloed, zelfs.quote:Op zaterdag 18 april 2009 00:45 schreef zhe-devilll het volgende:
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kids zonder emoticons! Je weetz wel tog?
Hoe kom je trouwens bij dat woord?
"Social order at the expense of liberty is hardly a bargain."
Je moet niet zulke moeilijke vragen stellen als het nacht is enzo,..hoorquote:Op zaterdag 18 april 2009 00:46 schreef Quir het volgende:
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Emoticons hebben we genoeg hier. In overvloed, zelfs.
Hoe kom je trouwens bij dat woord?
//Jij bent een user waar er meer van zouden moeten zijn, zhe devilll // Ik dacht dat je schreef Hitler ofzo//Huillie is mine!
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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
De nacht is nog jong.quote:
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Je moet niet zulke moeilijke vragen stellen als het nacht is enzo,..hoor
"Social order at the expense of liberty is hardly a bargain."
Neuken??????quote:
//Jij bent een user waar er meer van zouden moeten zijn, zhe devilll // Ik dacht dat je schreef Hitler ofzo//Huillie is mine!
vette site mangg
Where figures from the past stand tall,
And mocking voices ring the halls.
Imperialistic house of prayer,
Conquistadors who took their share.
And mocking voices ring the halls.
Imperialistic house of prayer,
Conquistadors who took their share.
quote:Today, I got my long hair cut in a short pixie cut. When my five year old daughter saw me she laughed and proclaimed 'You look just like a man!'. That afternoon I got a concerned call from the school. My daughter has told everyone 'mummy has gone away, I now have two daddies!' FML
Vrouwen met vlotte kapsels
quote:Today, I was woken up to my mom playing the piano awfully. I screamed down the stairs "you suck, stop playing!" Turns out it was my 5 year old cousin playing a recital. For my entire family. FML
Dit zijn allemaal van die dingen die in van die films als Dude where is my car, en American Pie en Road trip gebeuren.
Today, my father asked me if he could borrow my electric razor because he wanted to "surprise mom later". Anxious to see him without his life-long beard, I willingly agreed. About half an hour later he exited the bathroom. Beard fully intact. FML
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Today, my father asked me if he could borrow my electric razor because he wanted to "surprise mom later". Anxious to see him without his life-long beard, I willingly agreed. About half an hour later he exited the bathroom. Beard fully intact. FML
het is al laat.
Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML
Schaamhaarquote:Op zaterdag 18 april 2009 01:11 schreef raaavi het volgende:
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hmm.... nadere uitleg
hahaquote:Op zaterdag 18 april 2009 01:11 schreef AngryNerd het volgende:
Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML
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Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML
quote:Today, I came home from work to find that my neighbor's trash bins are still on the curb. While returning the bins to her backyard, her kid runs out and shoots me with a paintball gun. Multiple times. He thought I was a burglar and he ruined my new suit.
First you visualize the action then you actualize the vision
Faal.
Faal.
Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her : my 17 year old cousin. I went to my unoccupied parents’ bedroom. My sister's baby walkie talkie was on and the whole family heard me. FML
quote:Today, I came home to find my mum on the phone to the doctor. When she hung up I asked what had happened. She said they found a sexually transmitted disease in my bloodtest, and then she began to call me a slut. I'm 14, and am still a virgin. After 5 mins of crying, she tells me she was joking. FML
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Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML
quote:Today, I was masturbating to a video a friend sent me. The girls were hot, walking out on a stage doing all sorts of sexy manuevers. The video was close to ending and the announcer in the video announced the winner. His name was Dan. It was a drag competition. My friend knew I'd whack off to it. FML
